Contrary to unpopular demand

    From the Department of The All-New You Asked For It!

Hal’s Back

For fuck’s sake. After pissing off and declaring he was never coming back, neo-Nazi radio ham Hal Turner is back, with denials (of course) and demands for more money (of course) from his highly-critical listening audience.

I have pledged four more Hal Turner Shows over each of the next four weeks. If enough money comes in from listeners to cover that expense, you’ll get four more shows in March. If not, the end.

When I quit on January 9 it was for a whole slew of reasons outlined in my show. The long and short of it was that I was emotionally and financially spent, my feelings were hurt by the back-stabbing scumbags in the movement and I needed time off.

I’ve had a few weeks to relax and am willing to bring the show back, but YOU have to pull your weight with the money. No more fucking around figuring someone else will donate. YOU are the “someone else” so put $5, $10, $20, $50, $100 in the mail so we can meet the $1100 expenses for the next month of show. I will post the contributions received on this site so all of you can see.


Q. RBT: Is the Birmingham Hotel a Nazi Pub? Proof please!

    Fat Tony: Chief Wiggum! You honor us with your presence.
    Chief Wiggum: Baloney! I’m not going to rest until one of us is behind bars. You! You wouldn’t happen to know anything about a cigarette truck that got hijacked on Route 401?
    Fat Tony: What’s a truck?
    Chief Wiggum: Don’t play dumb with me!

A. Yes Virginia, there is a neo-Nazi pub in Fitzroy.

The Birmy hosted the 2006 ISD gig, the 2005 ISD gig (the 2004 ISD gig was held elsewhere), the 2003 ISD gig [?] and was the venue for the memorial in years previous to this. In 2002 The Birmy hosted a gig organised by the same mobs — Blood & Honour Australia and the Southern Cross Hammerskins — to celebrate Hitler’s birthday. The pub has also been used to hold organising meetings, generally welcomes boneheads, and is known to both locals and police for this reason. Note that one of the difficulties in establishing exactly when meetings have taken place (and to a lesser extent gigs) is that both groups operate clandestinely. Their ability to do so requires people like Gary, the manager of The Birmy, and the handful of ostensibly ‘apolitical’ skinheads who attend such gigs to co-operate with these groups in their efforts to remain unexposed: hence Gary’s denials that any such gigs or meetings have ever taken place (a situation made all the more farcical by the boneheads themselves conceding the venue). Suffice it to say that during the ten years or so Gary has been managing the pub, B&H and the SCHS have been made welcome on repeated occasions. (Other bonehead venues have included the Melbourne Croatia Social Club in Sunshine (the venue for last year’s ISD gig) and The Jam Tin Rehearsal Studios in Cheltenham.)

“The jury found he then either butted or punched the victim in the head before stabbing him in the abdomen.”

One of The Birmy’s regulars is the Very Reverend Patrick O’Sullivan. Patrick’s Church — The Creativity Movement — features in a recent article in the Melbourne Leader. Anyone who’s ever spent any time walking the streets of inner Melbourne has probably encountered one of his stickers, often scratched out, attached to a pole or building. Other than through direct appeals, this is Patrick’s preferred method of proselytising on behalf of his faith. The available evidence suggests that this strategy has its flaws, as to this point Patrick has only managed to recruit a handful of teenage boys to his cause.

Anyway, here’s what JOG — in the form of a problem called Maria — has to say:

On thin white ice
Maria Bervanakis
Melbourne Leader
January 30, 2008

A WHITE supremacist group continues to operate in Melbourne’s inner-city, despite apparent breaches of the Racial and Religious Tolerance Act. The Creativity Movement promotes itself as “the most Anti-Christian Church in the World” and its supporters post stickers across town reading, “White Power! White People Awake, Save the White Race.”

The group’s Australian leader, Patrick O’Sullivan who refers to himself as a Reverend argues it is their right to do so. “We have a right to congregate our religion; if people don’t like it, tough luck,” he said. “There is nothing wrong with promoting the white race. Nobody is forcing no one to join it, so I am not apologetic.”

Mr O’Sullivan refused to provide details on the group’s headquarters, saying only that it met at different venues in the inner-city and had a Collingwood PO box.

He would not disclose how many members the group has.

“We do not give out numbers. It’s open to a degree, but we just don’t give out numbers,” he said…

My guess is one, two, or possibly even three. See also : Three Separate Attacks on Foreign Students in Voronezh, Russia, UCSJ, February 4, 2008. As ever, the final word goes to three time world heavyweight boxing champion Lennox Lewis:

In his 43rd year, and nearly five years since he threw his final punch, talk of a comeback seems like a long-forgotten joke. Instead, becoming one of sport’s elder statesmen and a citizen of the world suits him. Racism was rife in the London he grew up in during the Seventies, but that, he believes, has changed.

“You never hear monkey chants at British football grounds now like we did when England played Spain,” Lewis said during an interview with Piers Morgan for GQ magazine. “That was shocking. Britain has changed a lot. When I go back to my old neighbourhood in East Ham, I’m amazed by how different it seems. My barber, Carlos, is still there, but that’s about it. The ethnicity is very different. And the laws are getting a lot stricter against racism, which is great. The Stephen Lawrence case and others have made a big difference.

“I remember feeling that people didn’t like me just because of my skin colour. But I also remember a lot of guys coming to beat me up and a white skinhead protecting me. And I was so shocked because I associated a skinhead with German Nazis who hated Jews and black people. I knew then that there was a part of England that didn’t like black people, or racial integration. And you still get that, but a lot of it is ignorance rather than racism. I think education and travel are so important…”

About @ndy

I live in Melbourne, Australia. I like anarchy. I don't like nazis. I enjoy eating pizza and drinking beer. I barrack for the greatest football team on Earth: Collingwood Magpies. The 2024 premiership's a cakewalk for the good old Collingwood.
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38 Responses to Contrary to unpopular demand

  1. Rev.Patrick.O'Sullivan says:

    You can shut it with your slander of myself and the Creativity Movement.How about you post a photo of yourself Andy?Oh,I forgot,you lack a spine.
    Have a special day.

  2. @ndy says:

    Evening Reverend.

    Take your pick:

  3. Rev.Patrick says:

    Let’s see how much of a comedian you are when you are paid a visit in person at your place.353 Sydney Rd Brunswick.

  4. Adam says:

    PSSSTTT … Reverend O’Fuckstick … give you a hint … he’s the one in the photo that looks like a tool.

  5. @ndy says:

    Afternoon Reverend.

    As I pointed out to Doug Smith on the Bombshell Forum, who made the exact same claim, you’ve mistaken me for someone else. I do not work at 353 Sydney Road. As incredible as it may seem, I am not the only Andrew in Melbourne.

  6. Lumpen says:

    I know I shouldn’t laugh, but it’s kind of funny to think of the Reverend walking into a random shop and demanding they stop making white supremacists look crazy and stupid on the internet. Then use his magic powers to Create an excuse.

    PS. My older brother saw Dr Hook at the airport when we were kids. Or maybe it was just a guy with an eyepatch. We chose to believe it was Dr Hook.

  7. Rev.Patrick says:

    Well we will start there.Since you’re [sexy](like that [sexy] Adam)and won[‘]t post your real photo,we may have to do that for you.

  8. Rev.Patrick says:

    Well we will find out then.Speak when you’re spat at Adam you [sexy big hunk of manhood].

  9. Rev.Patrick says:

    You think youre funny playing around with my posts etc but remember this Andy,we know alot more about you than what you care to believe.The more you carry on the worse you make it for yourself.Youre a fucking spineless coward and no matter how hard you try to be witty you and everyone else know youre a fucking piss weak coward.Im sure Cam would have told you how we obtained his contact details,we can do the same for you Im sure.We heard about you and an incident in Broadmeadows.Since you fucking weak rats dont have enough spine to stand out in public for your so-called beliefs it looks like we will then have to unearth you.Im warning for the last time Andy one more stupid remark about me or Creativity,you WILL be answering for it personally [you sexy anarchist you!].

  10. andrew baker says:

    RE: Lets see how much of a comedian you are when you are paid a visit…

    my name is andrew baker.i print and sell t’shirts at 353 sydney road brunswick.i had a factory in lobb st for 9 yrs and moved into 353 3 yrs email is oneonethreeeight[at]bigpond[dot]com ph:93888300 mb:0411533337.i live in the shop,i usually work 6 days a week,9-7ish.please,don’t be afraid to come in and say hello.

  11. Adam says:

    firstly thank you reverend it’s always flattering to get a nice remark about one’s looks even from a dumb bald git… secondly as far as my photo it’s out there… shit my face is on that newspaper article about the birmy protest… i’m the one with my hands around gary’s neck (fav photo on my fridge by the by). i’ve had my contact details gotten before and called by you wankers before and blah blah blah BITE ME

    oh yeah and for the record rev, fuck you and fuck the creativity bowel movement and every other religion/group of bigoted fucks on this big blue marble

    oh and hi other andy. boneheads aren’t the brightest lot. may i suggest changing your name to something a bit more clandestine… like McLovin? …whoever hasn’t seen “superbad” go see it now… or in the morning… but soon

  12. Dr. Cam says:

    Party Trick, don’t be too offended by Andy’s monkeying about with your posts. He would do – and has done – the exact same thing to heterosexual neo-Nazis. It’s not personal.

  13. Rev.Patrick says:

    Dont worry Adam.We will see how [sexy] you [are] in person.Since your contact details have been published before,how about you post them here?Then again you are too [sexy] to do so.

  14. Rev.Patrick says:

    Now you will see what will happen [you big sexy hunk of manhood you.]

    [Goodbye Reverend. Rahowa my arse.]

  15. Adam says:

    nah just got a bunch of limp dicked bull shit calls from some pillock saying he knows where i live (i asked him and he actually didn’t … funny that) and crap about me not understanding what it is to be proud of being white blah blah blah … you know retarded shit like that guy in the video on the melbourne leader website … you know the bumbling oaf that couldn’t come up with any better proof then saying more or less cause i said so or it just is

  16. @ndy says:


    You go grrl!

  17. father knows best says:

    crikey, i thought the creativity movement was a support network for disgruntled interpretive dancers who needed closure. seriously though, it makes the star trek fan club look disturbingly normal. curiously, why do whinging far-right australians worship national socialism, or worse, US hate groups? who did the diggers, including aboriginal soldiers, fight in WWII? it’s not uncommon for today’s german boneheads to hear angry senior citizens shout ‘we suffered for you!’ anyway, the first question could be answered with the following facetious joke that an irishman once told me: what’s the difference between yoghurt and australia? yoghurt has culture [insert foppish laughter]. ‘multiculturalism’ is a blessing. imagine if you were trapped in the ’50s, wore brown trousers and ate lamb and boiled potatoes everyday–adding tomato sauce wouldn’t stop the urge to top yourself.

    as for the photo of the good (but constipated) reverend, it’s a glamour shot you silly billies! he has a double chin that’s far more intimidating than his panzerfaust. just ask the sheilas who won’t touch him with a barge pole. but he’s not a fussy bloke: greeting barely legal boys at the preston train station keeps him smiling like a child discovering ice cream. ‘oddly enough’, i can’t stop thinking of him when i’m taking a piss–or doing a shit.

  18. Dr. Cam says:

    That was beautiful, man.

  19. Lumpen says:

    What the hell was that?

  20. Rev.Patrick says:

    You [sexy boys] just keep on [being sexy].Let’s see how [sexy] you [are] in person.See you [sexy] very soon.

  21. father knows best says:

    did it sound like a rant all too often heard at community poetry reading?

  22. father knows best says:

    at [a] community…

  23. @ndy says:


    Testify! Or as vents puts it: “dude needs to get laid”.


  24. Adam says:

    would someone just fit this fucker for a helmet already?

  25. CREATOR says:

    i am a creator and you people (other than patrick) dont know shit, so fuck off you [sexy] cunts

  26. Lumpen says:

    Isn’t Rahowa somewhere in New Zealand?

  27. Pat The Rat says:

    Hi, firstly Patrick O’Sullivan IS the only member of the creativity movement (in his eyes as all else are shit!). He is contradictory in his understanding of CM ethos, nature’s finest I doubt. He is a constant drinker that could be deemed an alcoholic, he is psychologically unstable and should be institutionalized, so self absorbed, so full of nonsensical shit! He does not have a female in his life to speak of (save for the prostitutes at BaDaBings in Collingwood). I was a member, am out of it now, since seeing first hand the stupidity and shit talk, the constant contradictions. I was even lead to believe he informed on several neo-Nazis in the early 90s to beat a conviction of attempted murder that he confessed to but never participated in yet did so for the kudos? Deranged! Fuck the creativity movement, fuck you Patrick you louse, Klassen was a Pedophile!!!

  28. Darrin Hodges says:

    Even more worrying and contradictory for Patrick, is the factoid that Ben Klassen was of Jewish descent:

    Ben Klassen was born in 1918 in the Ukraine, to a wonderful Jewish family. When he was six, he and his family fled the Ukraine to try to start life anew in Saskatchewan, Canada. He was 22 when World War Two started, and as with most Jewish men, he sat the war out in college. He later joins the John Birch Society — which is now known as a “smokescreen for the Jews”. Next, he moves to Florida and participates in George Wallace’s 1968 presidential campaign.

    http://www .

    See Article 11 of “What We Believe” –
    “WE BELIEVE that Jew-spawned Christianity is the deadly mind poison which destroyed the glorious White Roman Civilization and is currently destroying all of the White Race; therefore Christianity must be exposed, defeated and eliminated in order to save the White Race.”

    Article 16 –
    “WE BELIEVE that the White Race, its Biological and Cultural Heritage, is now under attack by our mortal racial enemies: Jews, niggers and the mud races.”

    And Article 3 of “The Sixteen Commandments of Creativity” –
    “Remember that the inferior colored races are our deadly enemies, and that the most dangerous of all is the Jewish race. It is our immediate objective to relentlessly expand the White Race, and keep shrinking our enemies.”

    http://www .

    No wonder Klassen topped himself – he was a living contradiction.

  29. CREATOR says:

    OK! that isnt true whatsoever. and there is more creators than just patrick, in my town there is a whole bunch. so find the facts before you bitch about something you obviously have no idea about… and ben klassen was not a kid fucker… you are!

  30. Darrin Hodges says:

    Whole bunch of what?

  31. Real Creator says:

    Firstly Ben Klassen did not commit any crimes against children. Where is your proof?

    Secondly he was not born to Jewish parents. That website has now changed its tune in regards to those remarks. Click its link above and see for yourself.

    Now to our great Rev Pat. He’s a low IQ idiot and does not represent Creativity in any form. He represents a group of idiots that want to head a street gang and kid themselves into thinking they have the no how and resorses [sic] to lead a prison gang also. Although his own time spent behind bars for his cowardly attack did not go as well as he would like you to bileve [sic].

    It would be hardwork running his we gang from protection.

    Anyhow he’s a known nark and we all no how there prison time goes.

    His princables [sic] go against everything that we as Creators bileve [sic]. Read our books and you will see that Creativity is not aimed at loose minded idiots that think the world owes them a favor. A sound mind in a sound body. Rev Pat sound mind LOL. He’s a crackjob and it’s only him and his convicted pedo mate that don’t see a spade for a spade.

    RaHoWa! It’s not a place in NZ. It’s a strongly supported religion and bilef [sic] system.

  32. Rev.O'Sullivan-TCM says:

    Are you bored or find you aren’t getting enough attention Andy? That last post looks as though you wrote it in some feeble attempt to have it look like it was written by someone else.

  33. @ndy says:

    Dear Reverend,

    I really couldn’t give a flying fuck: I don’t need or want your attention.

    If you want to communicate with the author of the above comment, this is the address given:

    [email protected]

    The address resolves to somewhere in Christchurch.

    Apparently then, a follower of Klassen in Christchurch doesn’t like you.

    I suggest you go put a sticker up somewhere.

  34. Fascist Troll says:

    Andy Andy Andy. You must really live a pathetic life. I mean jesus fuckin christ on a stick, your whole life must consist of talking shit about people on the INTERNET. Notice internet is typed in capital letters because I would like to emphasize how brave and courageous you are by talking shit over your COMPUTER. I mean saying what you have to say face to face with your advisary [sic] these days is so out of style right Andy? If you got a problem with someone just post it on facebook. And your responses are always so cute and funny. I can only imagine how funny they would be if you were to say them in person instead of over your expensive laptop. Unfortunately all I can do is imagine what would happen because I am willing to bet my soul you would never grow the balls to do so. But anyways just wanted to give you props on your website which accomplishes absolutely nothing except occupying the time untill your pathetic life dwindles away. But I still have hope that maybe you will pull that black cock out of your ass. Wake up faggot! You are the ho and the mud race is your pimp. I’m guessing you are going to edit my post like you have so many others. Go ahead andy, it’s your pathetic website. You don’t have to respond with an intelligent response. Play your role as the “funny guy” and feel a sense of “accomplishment” by your next little smug remark. But just keep in mind your [sic] on a GODDAMN COMPUTER. I will not waste any more of my time on your little anti-white website. I see to much of this jew minded bullshit in the media as it is. Anyways thanks for listening cocksucker. Keep making a difference 🙂 RAHOWA!

  35. @ndy says:

    Dunno what prompted you to post, but whatever. You probably think ironic is a pop song amirite?


    Ben | Myspace Video

  36. Gary mcdonald says:

    Bottom line when Patrick gets in trouble he runs to the police. He gave up Dane and Marty and spent his time in protective custody back in the 90s. You can imagine I presume the disgusting things that went into his food lol. He is a pussy always has been and always will be. Gary McDonald

  37. Unknown and don't want to be known says:

    Fuck rev this is bad … If I knew you were a rock spider I’d never ever would of spoke to you

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