Merry Crassmas

Posted on December 24, 2008 by @ndy

About @ndy

I live in Melbourne, Australia. I like anarchy. I don't like nazis. I enjoy eating pizza and drinking beer. I barrack for the greatest football team on Earth: Collingwood Magpies. The 2024 premiership's a cakewalk for the good old Collingwood.
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7 Responses to Merry Crassmas

  1. Jamie R says:
    December 24, 2008 at 8:56 pm

    I prefer Jim Carrey:

    I’m not finished!

    Michael Winslow doing Jimi Hendrix and German Techno. What more could one ask for on Chrissie Day?

  2. @ndy says:
    December 24, 2008 at 9:10 pm

    Monica and Gabriela?

  3. @ndy says:
    December 24, 2008 at 9:15 pm

    Week1

    A set of twins turned up to the London auditions hoping to impress the judges with an original composition.

    Monica and Gabriella, originally from Transylvania, performed a song written for them by their mother.

    Here are the lyrics to “cheeky boys” in full:

    # I never ever ask where do you go
    # I never ever ask what do you do
    # I never ever ask what’s in your mind
    # I never ever ask if you’ll be mine

    # come and smile
    # don’t be shy
    # touch my bum
    # this is life

    # we are the cheeky girls
    # we are the cheeky girls
    # you are the cheeky boys
    # you are the cheeky boys

    “Simon gets to go to America and I get this,” Pete told the pair. “You can suck my blood any time kid, I’ll tell ya.”

    “You are unforgettable, we’ll never ever forget you,” said Geri.

    Needless to say, they didn’t get through.

  4. Jamie R says:
    December 24, 2008 at 9:41 pm

    Monica and Gabriela?

    Much better. Can you make them blonde? (I know the neo-nazi lurkers are cheering there.)

  5. @ndy says:
    December 24, 2008 at 9:44 pm

    …you are a cheeky boy…

  6. Jamie R says:
    December 26, 2008 at 1:01 pm

    OMG I just got it, you wanted to live in the 50s didn’t you? Don’t veer north off the Stuart Highway in SA near WA, DON’T VEER NORTH!1!!

  7. Jamie R says:
    December 26, 2008 at 7:18 pm

    …the brunette she keeps staring at me. That’s like a sexy Mona Lisa what I don’t know she’s just lookin’ good. Okay get the Delorean I’ll go back. I don’t care about no nuke tests I won’t take her for a drive out that way. Besides, roads, we won’t need roads. I’m going to take her flying in my love machine. Sure, cringe away but *I have a vision*

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