A wambulance for Call the Paramedics


From the Department of But-Some-of-My-Best-Friends-are-Black-Jewish-Lesbians-with-Disabilities:

The fella with the white power unicorn tattoo on his arse is called Mike Beer. Mike plays in a band called Call the Paramedics, who like to play with boneheads in Atlantic City. Sadly for Mike, his band, and their boneheaded fans, not everybody appreciates either their sense of humour or their choice of friends, and so their latest tour has been cut rather short.

Controversial concert canceled after threats, Blair Ames, The Frederick News-Post, July 21, 2010.

One People’s Project writes:

Memo to Call the Paramedics: when you hang out with Nazis, the last thing you want to do is thank us for the publicity. Because we have a funny way of saying “You’re welcome”! The band was supposed to play the North Star Bar tonight, but the club just put this announcement on their site that the show isn’t happening. That means the band has lost a total of five shows, with only a gig in Virginia Beach and another late August again in Philly. The club is citing a request from law enforcement for the shutdown, and that is REAL curious to us. Add the fact that newspaper articles are being written about those Nazi connections, and we have ourselves a band officially being called out by more than just some local antifa – and that is a bad thing for them! Again, you’re welcome. Let us know if you want more publicity! We will keep you posted on further developments.

Hey there poser
You look pretty stupid to me
Hey there poser
All dressed like a wanna-be
Hey there poser
Creeping towards the door
Hey there poser
I wish you were a beer!

Locally, neo-Nazi impresario Gareth Sansom appears to have packed up shop with ‘White Noise Productions’, or at least ended the pretence of being a non-fascist promoter, declaring that WNP is “a strictly not-for-profit initiative aimed only at promoting the cause of White Australian Nationalism” (neo-Nazism). The bands WNP now ‘promotes’ are the openly neo-Nazi Death’s Head, Fortress, Ravenous and Spear Of Longinus, and the moar closeted Adamus Exul, Gospel of the Horns, Lustration, Sanguinary Misanthropia, Shackles [see below], Shrapnel, Urgrund and Vomitor. Sansom was interviewed in December last year by fellow neo-Nazi Taigen Gould — whose own political loyalties are evident in his email address: [email protected].

[NB. Matty of the band Shackles has stated (June 2012) that his band split in 2009, prior to WNP becoming openly neo-Nazi. That is, while Shackles was promoted by WNP, at the time the band had no knowledge of WNP’s political base or subsequent evolution into an unashamedly neo-Nazi propaganda unit.]

Currently, Sansom/WNP is promoting the 2010 Ian Stuart Donaldson gig (September 25), neo-Nazi distro ‘9 Percent Productions’, the ‘Eureka Youth League’ (Australia First’s attempt to reconstruct a ‘yoof’ wing under the guidance of the positively non-youthful Brendan Gidley), and of course Blood & Honour and the Southern Cross Hammerskins.

About @ndy

I live in Melbourne, Australia. I like anarchy. I don't like nazis. I enjoy eating pizza and drinking beer. I barrack for the greatest football team on Earth: Collingwood Magpies. The 2024 premiership's a cakewalk for the good old Collingwood.
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14 Responses to A wambulance for Call the Paramedics

  1. dana says:

    i have a good sense of humor, 4 years of college, and own my own business.

    have you tried to sit down and speak with the members of the band? just wondering because i’m half black and my boyfriend is jewish and guess what we have been friends with one member for over 15 years. if he was that bad of a person why would he talk to me? just wondering…

  2. Brendan says:

    It’s pretty pathetic that you all had to handle this like sixteen year old jockheads and threaten the venue who did nothing but their business and booked music. You were too childish to even threaten the band, the people you have a problem with.

    Plain and simple, you’re cowards, never will be anything but cowards.

    P.S. I don’t support Nazism, racism, or being prejudiced, but in case you didn’t notice, this is America. In other words, even if CTP were actually a prejudiced band, they’re entitled to their freedom of speech. If they can’t be “Nazis”, then you can’t be “Anti-Nazis”.

  3. dj says:

    Down with Internet imperialism!

    This is America…so cute.

  4. @ndy says:

    dana and Brendan,

    I’m sure your friends in CTP appreciate your coming to their defence following the butthurt, but it’s pretty evident you folks don’t understand who you’re addressing. I’m a blogger from Melbourne, Australia: that’s about 16,700kms from Atlantic City. Consequently, sitting down with the band for a chat over a beer or two is not at the top of my agenda. In any case, I don’t need to for them to explain their playing footsies with fascists. Further, I haven’t contacted the band or any of the venues they’ve been scheduled to play at either. If you have a complaint, in other words, I’d send it to One People’s Project, and whichever other groups campaigned against CTP. I’m sure they’d be happy to hear from you.

  5. gord says:

    hey guys, i hate freedom and america [too], does anyone know where i can join one of these anti-ctp groups. but seriously… i like call the paramedics, does that make me a nazi?

  6. @ndy says:

    cool story, bro.

  7. Leslie says:

    The only thing OPP has achieved in their little witch hunt has been causing hatred where there was none. The only reason those shows were shut down was because the real extremists in this situation were calling the venues threatening physical violence against the patrons; the bar owners had no choice but to shut down due to liability issues.

    The original article that started this ridiculous attempt to ruin other’s good time is purely hearsay, with a lot of assumptions.

    The word assume comes up more than once, and there was little to no fact, just propaganda. The ass tat… Mike also has trannies eating their own legs, Godzilla terrified of his penis, and puppies being euthanised tattooed on him. That doesn’t make his cock huge, a transsexual with a hankering for human flesh, or a puppy hater.

    The level of hypocrisy is astounding. I’ll do a little assuming of my own and say that the mental giants at the OPP or ANTIFA have at least one friend who is “unsavory”. It’s rather disgusting that people think that they have the right to mess with people’s lives because they have a friend or two that you don’t approve of. There is not one racist lyric in their songs, one is half Jewish. While they might be the Kings of Scumbaggery, complete assholes, aggressive, has probably beat most of you up, and smell bad; these guys are amazing friends. Loyal, honest, generous, smarter than you think, talented, and morbidly handsome. Bottom line: this is nothing short of a witch hunt. Also, feel free to think that this isn’t helping the band; whatever helps you sleep at night. I know it’s hard to admit that you have ZERO actual knowledge, and are just talking out of your ass. I’d imagine it’s kind of hard to acquire facts about a band that lives on the other side of the planet. Also, suggesting to people that they fire their complaints to someone else about YOUR post is a little ridiculous. If you don’t want people chiming in, then maybe YOU don’t get in on other people’s business when you know absolutely nothing.

  8. Mike says:

    is it just me, or does my ass look amazing in that photo?

  9. Chris says:

    Call the fucking paramedics!!!! The douchebags who talk shit are gonna fucking need them….

  10. @ndy says:

    Rock ‘n’ roll!

  11. Craig says:

    I don’t understand why there is so much animosity towards Call the Paramedics. Good band and good people.

  12. Matty says:

    Just wondering how on earth you concluded that Shackles were a closeted racist band? It’s a pretty ridiculous claim. What are you basing that on?

  13. Tom says:

    Andy is utterly ridiculous and mis-informed. He needs to be held accountable for his defamatory remarks. Nothing but a terrorist. You and antifa. Trouble making, little rich kids.

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