Bloody Michael is insisting that I take note of the fact that his (quote) “Favourite Band in the Whole World” (unquote) is playing @ The Corner tonight and tomorrow night. Apparently, Attack Attack! is bringing crabs to Australia for the benefit of its yoof.
Or something.
I dunno: Michael’s enthusiasm for crabcore makes me feel old. In any case, I’m prolly gonna sell him my copy of Take Action! Volume 1.
What’s worse than a lobster on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
Nice, um, hair.
pfft, I’m more into brokencyde these dayz.
Get with the times old man!