At last, a Revolutionary Leader worthy of my adulation!
Everything that Chairman Meow says is the truth; every statement he utters is worth 10,000 sentences. His Thought is a spiritual atom bomb of infinite power.
It supplies the breath of life to soldiers gasping in the thin air of Mount Kosciuszko; enables workers to raise the sinking city of Christchurch three-quarters of an inch; inspired a million people to catch a property tidal wave in 2006, inaccurate meteorologists to forecast weather correctly, a group of housewives to re-invent shoe polish, surgeons to sew back severed fingers and remove a ninety-nine pound tumor as big as a football!
Chairman Meow is the Great Teacher, the Great Leader, the Great Helmsman, the Supreme Commander!
Long live Marx, Engels, Lenin, Stalin and Meow!
Down with capitalist running dogs!
All power to the proletari-cat!
