The slackbastard and FDB gangs REVEALED!

“The assorted attacks by outsiders [on] Australia First obviously are designed to be ‘picked up’ by opposing organizations. Indeed, as has been observed… the slackbastard and FDB gangs float the same lines and [the] two camps feed off each other. This suggests again that certain supposed ‘nationalists’ are not concerned if this is so.” ~ Dr. James Saleam, August 9, 2007, on Stormfront, responding to criticism following the expulsion of two members of AF

Biographical note :

Dr James Saleam (b.1955) specialises in the study of foreign languages, especially Saleamese: an amalgam of Arabic, English, and desperation. The exact origins of this strange tongue are unknown, but much speculated upon. Some experts believe that it may have been born in a Middle Eastern trading port in the late nineteenth century, and arrived in Australia by boat some few decades later. Others believe it to be Greek in origin. In any case, it’s here in Australia, and especially in the city of Sydney, that Saleamese continues to eke out an existence, largely as a result of the indefatigable Doktor and his small but dedicated band of followers; their efforts winning occasional notoriety but otherwise bemused indifference. The number of speakers of Saleamese, therefore, remains tiny, and occasional attempts to recruit other practitioners through stuffing letterboxes with junk mail has met with very limited success. A recent example of this activity (August 9) has been reported by the Sydney Morning Herald, following the distribution of a pamphlet in Sydney’s west, condemning the Somali language and various Sudanese dialects while simultaneously praising the virtues of Saleamese. “A lot of people are starting to do homemade pamphlets and associate themselves with us,” Dr Saleam is quoted as saying. Of course, whether or not this trend is reflected in increased enrolments at his language school in Tempe remains to be seen.

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About @ndy

I live in Melbourne, Australia. I like anarchy. I don't like nazis. I enjoy eating pizza and drinking beer. I barrack for the greatest football team on Earth: Collingwood Magpies. The 2024 premiership's a cakewalk for the good old Collingwood.
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14 Responses to The slackbastard and FDB gangs REVEALED!

  1. weez says:

    Saleamese: an amalgam of Arabic, English, and desperation

    Gold. Comedy GOLD, I tell you! 😀

  2. @ndy says:

    Cheers weez. Btw, they’re sensitive souls on SF: that quote and the post from which it’s drawn has since been deleted…

  3. A.L says:

    Why didn t you post the Collingwood vs Tigers result? Or are you discriminating between scores?

  4. @ndy says:

    Does Bulldog Spirit have a neo-Nazi on drums?

  5. Dr. Cam says:

    Can I be in the Slackbastard gang? I have a balaclava.

  6. A.L says:

    Scruffy is a good dog. Die scruffyyyyyy. Needles. Poor lil scruff.

  7. A.L says:

    I was masturbating to an old episode of Full House the other night and it struck me, if the Power Rider which was advertised ad nauseum during the nineties was such an efficient exercise machine, why aren\’t they still selling them? Christ it makes no sense. Anyway Bob Saget really boils my potatoes.

  8. @ndy says:

    All very good points A.L.

  9. The Silent Majority says:

    It’s time you chaps woke up I’m afraid. You disguise your pathetic, left-wing whining as a noble crusade against fascism, but in reality you are only propagating your own (often fascistic) social plan. Fascistic? How so? Because you rabidly and aggressively attack those that do not agree with you. Because your way of thinking has lead to as many, if not more deaths, historically than fascism (I refer of course to Communists, which, no matter how you dress yourselves, you most certainly are). You are as fanatical as anyone on Stormfront. Your ONLY achievement will have been to dispossess people within their own countries and create a social order that favours only one breed of human-being – leftist ideologues such as yourselves.

    Here’s a wake-up call. The left is on its way out. New social realities and 35-odd years of Gramsci-inspired ‘cultural revolution’ have planted the seeds of destruction in the West that will be resisted by Nationalist movements, in Europe, in America and right here in Australia. I’d be inclined to say you all meant well, and perhaps some of you did/do, but the reality is most of your persuasion are nothing more than self-righteous misanthropes, using politics to outwardly express your own feelings of inadequacy. Your days of dictating social norms, establishing systems that break down the family unit, destroy a sense of national pride, dispossess the very people that established the countries and freedoms you so piously exploit, and encourage the importation of the Third World to reduce every nation to a level as backward and dysfunctional as the world YOU live, these days are over.

    The long and short of it is, people of our way of thinking (Nationalists, I am referring to here, not ‘fascists’, ‘racists’ etc) make up the majority in this country, and we only arise when pushed. We attend the finest universities and associate in large circles of like-minded thinkers. You don’t hear about us too much, so you assume we don’t exist. You walk through the university campuses and see nothing but socialist propaganda, so you assume most people are on your side. But the fact is, we don’t respond unless we are absolutely pushed to it.

    We’re being pushed to it.

    See you on the streets.

    The Silent Majority

  10. Dr. Cam says:

    Oh shit. When is this happening?

  11. university role player says:

    ‘We attend the finest universities and associate in large circles of like-minded thinkers.’

    do you enjoy lashings of ginger ale?

  12. do you enjoy lashings of ginger ale?

    We enjoy all gentlemanly pursuits you stinking, unwashed, hairshirt wearing faggot and/or faggot sympathiser who would probably call a shit with a stick in it ‘modern art’.

  13. @ndy says:

    I think we can safely take that as a ‘yes’ Mr. Role Player.

  14. @ndy says:

    PS.

    Mister Delusional : anyone who needs to invoke ‘The Silent Majority’ is already off to a bad start — obviously requiring, as you do, the false authority supposedly granted to them by a fictional majority. You also appear to be suffering under the delusion that slackbastard is written by a large team of dedicated members of the CPA, whereas in reality it’s just me, and I’m an anarchist; further, your unfortunate inability to distinguish fantasy from reality is mirrored in your inability to distinguish Communism from anarchy. So here’s my advice to you, my anonymous fascist friend: if you wish to critique, try starting with something I’ve actually authored. Your dreams and nightmares are your own creation, not mine, thank Godwin.

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