{"id":1244,"date":"2008-07-04T03:36:34","date_gmt":"2008-07-03T17:36:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=1244"},"modified":"2008-07-04T04:10:05","modified_gmt":"2008-07-03T18:10:05","slug":"twenty-stupid-questions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=1244","title":{"rendered":"Forty stupid questions…"},"content":{"rendered":"

1) Do you have the guts to answer these Qs?<\/em>
\nNo.<\/p>\n

2) What would you do if meth was legalized?<\/em>
\nGo out of business.<\/p>\n

3) Abortion: for or against?<\/em>
\nUpside-down.<\/p>\n

4) Would our country fail with a woman president?<\/em>
\nFingers crossed.<\/p>\n

5) Do you believe in the death penalty?<\/em>
\nI think you’ll find it’s mandatory.<\/p>\n

6) Are you for or against premarital sex?<\/em>
\nSure, although I sometimes like to have dinner first.<\/p>\n

7) Do you think same-sex marriage should be legalized?<\/em>
\nHonestly honey, as long as it’s followed by a fabulous reception, who cares?<\/p>\n

8 ) Do you think it’s wrong that so many Hispanics are moving to the USA?<\/em>
\nNo: I’ve simply run out of room beneath my bed.<\/p>\n

9) A 12 year old girl has a baby. Should she keep it?<\/em>
\nNot if she can sell it for drugs.<\/p>\n

10) Should the alcohol age be lowered to 18?<\/em>
\nI’d say $1.50 is about right.<\/p>\n

11) Assisted suicide is illegal. Do you agree?<\/em>
\nDo I have a choice?<\/p>\n

12) Do you believe in spanking your children?<\/em>
\nNo. Only yours. If they’re cute, female, and 18+.<\/p>\n

13) Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?<\/em>
\nAre the police corrupt?<\/p>\n

14) A mother is declared innocent after murdering her five children in a temporary insanity case. Opinion?<\/em>
\nYour arse does<\/em> look fat in those jeans.<\/p>\n

15) Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?<\/em>
\nOnly this one.<\/p>\n

16) Have you ever made out with someone you weren’t dating?<\/em>
\nMade out I liked them, yes.<\/p>\n

17) Is there a difference between the word ‘best friend’ and ‘friend’?<\/em>
\nIs this question ‘stupid’ or ‘fucking stupid’?<\/p>\n

18) If your ex came up to you and apologized for something they did wrong, what would you say?<\/em>
\nThank them and thrust their head back into the bucket of water.<\/p>\n

19) Do you miss anyone?<\/em>
\nNot if I aim properly.<\/p>\n

20) What was the highlight of your week?<\/em>
\nSomething I always look forward to enjoying.<\/p>\n

21) Who was the last person who looked at you and smiled?<\/em>
\nWishing they were alive to regret it.<\/p>\n

22) Do you have any interesting tattoos\/piercings?<\/em>
\nPlenty. But only those I collect from others.<\/p>\n

23) Are you afraid to grow up?<\/em>
\nExplain.<\/p>\n

24) Can you count past 100?<\/em>
\nNo, my mouth is generally too tired by that stage.<\/p>\n

25) Any upcoming vacations?<\/em>
\nThe future is uncertain.<\/p>\n

26) Do you care what people think of you?<\/em>
\nOther people think?<\/p>\n

27) Would you call yourself smart?<\/em>
\nI prefer Andy.<\/p>\n

28) Do you like to read?<\/em>
\nOnly between the lines.<\/p>\n

29) Is anything wrong?<\/em>
\nWith your head? It certainly appears so.<\/p>\n

30) Do you have a good relationship with your parent(s)?<\/em>
\nThey’re both unemployed, so we have a lot in common.<\/p>\n

31) Name something you CANNOT wait for.<\/em>
\nThe past.<\/p>\n

32) What’s your favourite season?<\/em>
\nThe last one.<\/p>\n

33) Last thing you ate and drank?<\/em>
\nThe blood and guts of an Englishman.<\/p>\n

34) Do you like peanut butter?<\/em>
\nWe’re not on speaking terms.<\/p>\n

35) Who\u2019s making you feel the way you are right now?<\/em>
\nThe demons in my head.<\/p>\n

36) Most visited web page(s)?<\/em>
\nIs most likely porn-related.<\/p>\n

37) Who will you sleep with tomorrow?<\/em>
\nThe luckiest woman on the planet.<\/p>\n

38) Looking forward to something this weekend?<\/em>
\nI wish.<\/p>\n

39) How many siblings do you have?<\/em>
\nLess than 100, thankfully.<\/p>\n

40) Do you have any pets?<\/em>
\nOnly those I haven’t eaten.<\/p>\n

41) What’s your favourite number?<\/em>
\nMonica Bellucci’s private line.<\/p>\n

42) What are you watching right now?<\/em>
\nMy life disappearing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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