{"id":1273,"date":"2008-07-21T04:58:21","date_gmt":"2008-07-20T18:58:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=1273"},"modified":"2008-07-21T04:58:21","modified_gmt":"2008-07-20T18:58:21","slug":"add-me-add-me-add-me-add-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=1273","title":{"rendered":"Add me. Add me. Add me. Add me."},"content":{"rendered":"

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I’m a loner alone with neuroses and hate
\nAnger is a permanent character trait
\nMy letter bombs are primed and they’re ready to send
\nWould you like to add me as a friend?<\/a><\/p>\n

I’m a wound-up whiner with a fetish for guns
\nI’m almost 50 and I live with my Mum
\nI hope my nude picture doesn’t offend
\nWould you like to add me as a friend?<\/a><\/p>\n

Add me. Add me
\nMy mother says she wished she’d never had me
\nAdd me. Add me
\nWould you like to add me as a friend?<\/a><\/p>\n

I’m a recovering alcoholic I rarely leave my room
\nPeeping through the curtains in my dog costume
\nThe voices in my head aah they’ll get me in the end
\nWould you like to add me as a friend?<\/a><\/p>\n

I’d really like to mail you the picture that I drew
\nIt’s Kylie’s body but the head is you
\nI’ve asked you fifty times before I’m asking you again —
\nWould you like to add me as a friend?<\/a><\/p>\n

Add me. Add me
\nMy mother says she wished she’d never had me
\nAdd me. Add me
\nWould you like to add me as a friend?<\/a><\/p>\n

Here’s a picture of me in my Nazi uniform
\ndoing a trick with an egg that I like to perform
\nat a monster truck rally that my Mum and me attend
\nWould you like to add me as a friend?<\/a><\/p>\n

I’ve added Britney and Paris and you and Tom
\nI’m going to find your address so I can visit you at home
\nI don’t like people but I think I could pretend —
\nWould you like to add me as a friend?<\/a><\/p>\n

Add me. Add me
\nMy mother says she wished she’d never had me
\nAdd me. Add me
\nWould you like to add me as a friend?<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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