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Forty stupid questions\u2026<\/a> (July 4, 2008)<\/p>\n

I’d like to super size…
\nmidgets. \t<\/p>\n

Quick! Make up a new name for a country:
\nAndystan. \t<\/p>\n

What was your favorite childhood toy?
\nThe emotions of my elders. \t<\/p>\n

I am totally paranoid about…
\ne v e r y t h i n g. \t<\/p>\n

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
\nThat. And a bet. Which I won. \t<\/p>\n

In heaven, I bet they’ll have…
\nno room for me. \t<\/p>\n

Which is worse? Nails on a chalkboard or lemon juice on a cut?
\nNail through penis. \t<\/p>\n

What’s the closest you’ve come to death?
\nWatching TV. \t<\/p>\n

I like to wear…
\nyoung ladies to bed. \t<\/p>\n

What would you do if you knew today was your last day to live?
\nLive and let die. \t<\/p>\n

How many hours of sleep do you need?
\nWake me up before you go-go. \t<\/p>\n

My glass is half…
\nfull of shit and puke. \t<\/p>\n

What’s the strangest question you’ve been asked in a job interview?
\nHOW big? \t<\/p>\n

Use the following words in a sentence: pink, dirigible, luckily, phonics
\nPink, dirigible, luckily, phonics. \t<\/p>\n

What’s the fastest you’ve ever driven?
\nMy slaves. \t<\/p>\n

If you owned a restaurant, what would you name it?
\nSexyLand. \t<\/p>\n

Press Control-V and share the last thing you copied.
\nNo. \t<\/p>\n

If you had your own army of 1000 identical five year olds, what would you have them do?
\nSit still. \t<\/p>\n

Where do you go when you want to be alone?
\nAnywhere there’s a crowd. \t<\/p>\n

Which letter of the alphabet can you totally not stand?
\nThe 27th. \t<\/p>\n

Is there anything you’d like to add before we continue?
\nWings. \t<\/p>\n

In 100 years, my generation will be remembered for…
\nall the wrong reasons. \t<\/p>\n

What was the last text message you received?
\nThe one informing me of my imminent death. \t<\/p>\n

What’s the worst movie you’ve ever seen?
\nThe War on Terror \t<\/p>\n

If you were in a Band, what would you name it?
\nProud Scum \t<\/p>\n

What celebrity do people say you look like?
\nThat guy… y’know… that guy? \t<\/p>\n

Thongs are…
\nmischievous little creatures aren’t they? \t<\/p>\n

What’s your earliest memory?
\nA good first question \t<\/p>\n

How many days past expiration are you willing to drink milk?
\n120 \t<\/p>\n

What’s your favorite blog?
\nMine \t<\/p>\n

I knew I was an adult when…
\nI had to pay full fare \t<\/p>\n

Quick! Write the first sentence of a novel.
\nthe first sentence of a novel \t<\/p>\n

Skirts, shorts, or skorts?
\nShit shit shit \t<\/p>\n

What’s the best picture you’ve ever taken?
\nWeeping Woman \t<\/p>\n

Bikini, Tankini, or Linguini?
\nLuigi Galleani \t<\/p>\n

David Bowie, David Hasselhoff, or David Spade?
\nBring me their heads and I will tell you \t<\/p>\n

I wish my ex would…
\nlet me publish those photos \t<\/p>\n

What’s your favorite color of Crayola crayon?
\nPensive \t<\/p>\n

What’s the worst show on television?
\nAll of them \t<\/p>\n

Men are…
\ngenerally indifferent to my fate \t<\/p>\n

What expression do you really hate?
\nThe one grrls give me when I ask them that question \t<\/p>\n

IM or email?
\nThe Fine Arts \t<\/p>\n

Would you make out with the last person who wrote on your wall?
\nDunno. S’pose \t<\/p>\n

Paper, plastic, or re-usable?
\nIt makes no difference when you’re dead \t<\/p>\n

What will be your last words?
\nAbout that money I owe you \t<\/p>\n

For my first wish, I wish…
\nI wish I wish \t<\/p>\n

If I lived in the year 2100, my profession would be…
\nstill unknown \t<\/p>\n

What is your favorite word?
\nBullshit \t<\/p>\n

What’s your favorite type of cuisine?
\nYummy yummy yummy I’ve got love in my tummy. Pizza \t<\/p>\n

Who is the funniest person you know?
\nDeadly Ernest \t<\/p>\n

My backpack\/purse\/wallet contains the following surprising things:
\nAn ability to travel back in time, a preference for brunettes, and a small mammal of indeterminate gender named Barry \t<\/p>\n

Fill in the blank: ________ + chocolate = heaven
\nAdvertising \t<\/p>\n

Boxers or briefs?
\nBoth. I am wild and crazy, wacky and zany blah blah blah \t<\/p>\n

I believe in…
\nthe domitability of the human spirit \t<\/p>\n

Pardon my…
\nfriends; they really don’t know any better \t<\/p>\n

God is…
\nnot \t<\/p>\n

My worst part time job was…
\nalso my first and last \t<\/p>\n

Have you ever fallen asleep while driving?
\nA tank. In the next war \t<\/p>\n

I’m reminded of home whenever…
\nI leave it \t<\/p>\n

When I call you, my custom ring tone should be…
\nlike a ship without a rudder \t<\/p>\n

What’s your favorite kind of cake frosting?
\nPizza \t<\/p>\n

Truth or Dare?
\nStubborn belly fat \t<\/p>\n

What’s your favorite charity?
\nMe \t<\/p>\n

How many kids would you want to have?
\nAbout six billion or so. Needless to say, I feel very fulfilled \t<\/p>\n

Do you typically bring da noise, da funk, or da jell-o salad?
\nda da \t<\/p>\n

Have you ever been on TV?
\nYes \t<\/p>\n

The last time you cleaned your room, how many hours did it take?
\nI began cleaning shortly after I began unpacking almost three years ago \t<\/p>\n

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
\nBecause love and amity are commodities like any other. And they look so good together! \t<\/p>\n

Five star hotel or a tent in the woods?
\nAn untidy bedroom in a cheap shared household (slum) in an unfashionable suburb \t<\/p>\n

Why are there so many zombies on Facebook?
\nBecause it’s just like THE REAL WORLD \t<\/p>\n

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no…
\nfucking idea that, being a large mammal, he and his fuzzy wuzzy friends were doomed, just like 90% of other large mammal species (with one obvious exception) \t<\/p>\n

Quick! Write the last sentence of your autobiography.
\nNow who’s laughing? \t<\/p>\n

G-string, thong, boy shorts, bikini, or traditional?
\nIs the first time I’ve ever been asked such a question \t<\/p>\n

What would your super hero name be?
\nTransforming a modern day essential into a gorgeous accessory. Buy online for total confidence. Man. \t<\/p>\n

I always mispronounce…
\nand I never forgive \t<\/p>\n

Save the cheerleader, save the…
\ncheerleader for me \t<\/p>\n

What’s one magical thing that happened today?
\nI woke up \t<\/p>\n

What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?
\nGives them to me \t<\/p>\n

What kind of pet would you like to have?
\nB\u00fcbi<\/a><\/p>\n

What’s the weirdest topping you’ve ever had on a pizza?
\nA unicycle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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