{"id":16518,"date":"2010-05-07T12:50:44","date_gmt":"2010-05-07T02:50:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=16518"},"modified":"2010-05-08T14:40:55","modified_gmt":"2010-05-08T04:40:55","slug":"paola-totaro-declares-british-parliament-will-be-hung","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=16518","title":{"rendered":"Paola Totaro declares British Parliament WILL be hung!"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul><strong>Update<\/strong> : Bitterly disappointing results for the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.votecure.com\">Undead<\/a> in the <strike>Undead<\/strike> United Kingdom. That said, &#8220;if zombies couldn&#8217;t be bothered shuffling to the ballot box, they shouldn&#8217;t moan and groan as their rights are trampled underfoot by the living&#8221;, as the old saying goes. In other, related news, Uncle Nick the Upper Class Fascist Twit (BNP) has been <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/shared\/election2010\/results\/constituency\/a11.stm\">soundly beaten<\/a> into third place by Margaret &#8216;Enver&#8217; Hodge (Labour), while the microscopic <a href=\"http:\/\/averypublicsociologist.blogspot.com\/2010\/05\/far-left-uk-general-election-results.html\">Far Left UK General Election Results<\/a> are being placed under the microscope by a (very public) sociologist.<\/ul>\n<p>&#8220;Britain&#8217;s first exit polls suggest that David Cameron can take the keys to Number 10 Downing Street \u2013 but he will preside over a minority government and the Parliament will be hung&#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theage.com.au\/world\/polling-shambles-sparks-voter-fury-in-tight-uk-election-20100507-uhay.html\">taunts Totaro<\/a>, Fairfax corporation&#8217;s European correspondent. Her cruel jibe suggests that Cameron&#8217;s reign will be exceedingly brief; his victory Pyrrhic. But can we rely upon the bourgeois media to accurately report such important political events? Sadly, the continued functioning of the government of <a href=\"http:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=15240\">Tasmania<\/a> reveals the sector to be full of cheats and liars.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"480\" height=\"300\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/MqObJtGrKaA&#038;hl=en_GB&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0&#038;color1=0x006699&#038;color2=0x54abd6&#038;border=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Update : Bitterly disappointing results for the Undead in the Undead United Kingdom. That said, &#8220;if zombies couldn&#8217;t be bothered shuffling to the ballot box, they shouldn&#8217;t moan and groan as their rights are trampled underfoot by the living&#8221;, as &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=16518\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[873],"class_list":["post-16518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-state","tag-2010-british-general-election"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6AyE-4iq","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16518"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16518\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16604,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16518\/revisions\/16604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}