{"id":1843,"date":"2009-04-27T18:56:13","date_gmt":"2009-04-27T08:56:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=1843"},"modified":"2009-04-27T18:56:13","modified_gmt":"2009-04-27T08:56:13","slug":"schlong-gee-officer-krupke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=1843","title":{"rendered":"Schlong : ‘Gee Officer Krupke’"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nGEE, OFFICER LUKE<\/strong>
\nSchlong’s Punk Side Story<\/a><\/em>, 1995. For LukeTehSame<\/a>.<\/p>\n

ACTION<\/strong>
\nDear kindly Sergeant Luke,
\nYou gotta understand,
\nIt’s just our bringin’ up-ke
\nThat gets us out of hand.
\nOur mothers all are junkies,
\nOur fathers all are drunks.
\nGolly Moses, natcherly we’re punks!<\/p>\n

ACTION AND JETS<\/strong>
\nGee, Officer Luke, we’re very upset;
\nWe never had the love that ev’ry child oughta get.
\nWe ain’t no delinquents,
\nWe’re misunderstood.
\nDeep down inside us there is good!<\/p>\n

ACTION<\/strong>
\nThere is good!<\/p>\n

ALL<\/strong>
\nThere is good, there is good,
\nThere is untapped good!
\nLike inside, the worst of us is good!<\/p>\n

SNOWBOY<\/strong> (Spoken) That’s a touchin’ good story.
\nACTION<\/strong> (Spoken) Lemme tell it to the world!
\nSNOWBOY<\/strong> (Spoken) Just tell it to the judge.<\/p>\n

ACTION<\/strong>
\nDear kindly Judge, your Honor,
\nMy parents treat me rough.
\nWith all their marijuana,
\nThey won’t give me a puff.
\nThey didn’t wanna have me,
\nBut somehow I was had.
\nLeapin’ lizards! That’s why I’m so bad!<\/p>\n

DIESEL<\/strong> (As Judge) Right!<\/p>\n

Officer Luke, you’re really a square;
\nThis boy don’t need a judge, he needs an analyst’s care!
\nIt’s just his neurosis that oughta be curbed.
\nHe’s psychologic’ly disturbed!<\/p>\n

ACTION<\/strong>
\nI’m disturbed!<\/p>\n

JETS<\/strong>
\nWe’re disturbed, we’re disturbed,
\nWe’re the most disturbed,
\nLike we’re psychologic’ly disturbed.<\/p>\n

DIESEL<\/strong> (Spoken, as Judge) In the opinion on this court, this child is depraved on account he ain’t had a normal home.
\nACTION<\/strong> (Spoken) Hey, I’m depraved on account I’m deprived.
\nDIESEL<\/strong> (Spoken) So take him to a headshrinker.<\/p>\n

ACTION<\/strong> (Sings)
\nMy father is a bastard,
\nMy ma’s an S.O.B.
\nMy grandpa’s always plastered,
\nMy grandma pushes tea.
\nMy sister wears a mustache,
\nMy brother wears a dress.
\nGoodness gracious, that’s why I’m a mess!<\/p>\n

A-RAB<\/strong> (As Psychiatrist) Yes!<\/p>\n

Officer Luke, you’re really a slob.
\nThis boy don’t need a doctor, just a good honest job.
\nSociety’s played him a terrible trick,
\nAnd sociologic’ly he’s sick!<\/p>\n

ACTION<\/strong>
\nI am sick!<\/p>\n

ALL<\/strong>
\nWe are sick, we are sick,
\nWe are sick, sick, sick,
\nLike we’re sociologically sick!<\/p>\n

A-RAB<\/strong> In my opinion, this child don’t need to have his head shrunk at all. Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease!
\nACTION<\/strong> Hey, I got a social disease!
\nA-RAB<\/strong> So take him to a social worker!<\/p>\n

ACTION<\/strong>
\nDear kindly social worker,
\nThey say go earn a buck.
\nLike be a soda jerker,
\nWhich means like be a schmuck.
\nIt’s not I’m anti-social,
\nI’m only anti-work.
\nGloryosky! That’s why I’m a jerk!<\/p>\n

BABY JOHN<\/strong> (As Female Social Worker) Eek!<\/p>\n

Officer Luke, you’ve done it again.
\nThis boy don’t need a job, he needs a year in the pen.
\nIt ain’t just a question of misunderstood;
\nDeep down inside him, he’s no good!<\/p>\n

ACTION<\/strong>
\nI’m no good!<\/p>\n

ALL<\/strong>
\nWe’re no good, we’re no good!
\nWe’re no earthly good,
\nLike the best of us is no damn good!<\/p>\n

DIESEL<\/strong> (As Judge) The trouble is he’s crazy.
\nA-RAB<\/strong> (As Psychiatrist) The trouble is he drinks.
\nBABY JOHN<\/strong> (As Female Social Worker) The trouble is he’s lazy.
\nDIESEL<\/strong> The trouble is he stinks.
\nA-RAB<\/strong> The trouble is he’s growing.
\nBABY JOHN<\/strong> The trouble is he’s grown.<\/p>\n

ALL<\/strong>
\nLuke, we got troubles of our own!<\/p>\n

Gee, Officer Luke,
\nWe’re down on our knees,
\n‘Cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease.
\nGee, Officer Luke,
\nWhat are we to do?
\nGee, Officer Luke,
\nLuke you!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

GEE, OFFICER LUKE Schlong’s Punk Side Story, 1995. For LukeTehSame. ACTION Dear kindly Sergeant Luke, You gotta understand, It’s just our bringin’ up-ke That gets us out of hand. Our mothers all are junkies, Our fathers all are drunks. Golly … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1843","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6AyE-tJ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1843","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1843"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1843\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1843"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1843"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1843"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}