{"id":205,"date":"2006-05-07T20:15:20","date_gmt":"2006-05-07T10:15:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=205"},"modified":"2006-05-09T02:54:57","modified_gmt":"2006-05-08T16:54:57","slug":"collingwood-spanks-carltons-arse-with-the-wooden-spoon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=205","title":{"rendered":"Collingwood spanks Carlton&#8217;s arse with The Wooden Spoon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>The world today seems absolutely crackers,<br \/>\nWith nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s depressing and it&#8217;s senseless, and that&#8217;s why&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I love Collingwood and I hate Carlton. So it&#8217;s a rare piece of Good News to know that Collingwood spanked them today @ the MCG:<\/p>\n<p><strong>COLLINGWOOD MAGPIES<\/strong> 21.12 (138) defeated carlton blues 9.12 (66).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.heraldsun.news.com.au\/common\/story_page\/0,5478,19055013%255E20322,00.html\">Third term onslaught sinks the Blues<\/a>; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sportsaustralia.com\/articles\/may06\/matid0607.html\">Pies slaughter helpless Blues<\/a>; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sportal.com.au\/football.asp?i=news&#038;id=82145\">Magpies fly to top<\/a>; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.realfooty.theage.com.au\/realfooty\/articles\/2006\/05\/07\/1146940403498.html\">Pies move to top of the ladder<\/a>; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theage.com.au\/news\/Sport\/Collingwood-crushes-Blues-by-72-points\/2006\/05\/07\/1146940404024.html\">Collingwood crush Carlton by 72 points<\/a>; <a href=\"http:\/\/foxsports.news.com.au\/story\/0,8659,19055315-23211,00.html\">Late onslaught sinks Blues<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The world today seems absolutely crackers, With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high. There&#8217;s fools and idiots sitting on the trigger. It&#8217;s depressing and it&#8217;s senseless, and that&#8217;s why&#8230; I love Collingwood and I hate Carlton. So it&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=205\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-collingwood"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6AyE-3j","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=205"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}