{"id":23681,"date":"2011-01-20T15:45:41","date_gmt":"2011-01-20T05:45:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=23681"},"modified":"2011-01-20T15:46:23","modified_gmt":"2011-01-20T05:46:23","slug":"let-the-muslims-take-over","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=23681","title":{"rendered":"Let the Muslims take over!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Awesome!<\/p>\n

Ibrahim Siddiq-Conlon<\/a> is a d00d.
\nSo is Jack Zedee<\/a>.
\nAnd Zaky Mallah<\/a>!
\nTogether, they are…<\/p>\n

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Ibrahim is an architect and wants to build Islam in Australia. This will include more prayer and less hands, apparently<\/a>. Jack Zedee (aka<\/em> Jack Zee), on the other, non-severed hand, is a Concerned Aussie\u2122. Until recently, Jack was chillin’ with the homies at the Australian Protectionist Party, but it seems he’s a little too, er… passionate… even for them. As for Zaky, he’s Australia’s answer to Jerry Springer<\/a>, so presumably the audience will be chanting Zaky’s name, and both Ibrahim and Jack will be surprised and embarrassed as he introduces to the audience ghosts from their past, nervously waiting backstage at Parramatta Town Hall.<\/p>\n

What could possibly go wrogn?<\/p>\n