The LAPD, the FBI and the CIA were all trying to prove that they were the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.<\/p>\n
The CIA goes into the forest<\/a>. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that rabbits do not exist.<\/p>\n The FBI goes in<\/a>. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.<\/p>\n The LAPD goes in<\/a>. They come out just two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: “Okay, okay, I’m a rabbit, I’m a rabbit.”<\/p>\n John HoWARd hears about this and decides it’s a great idea. He releases a rabbit into a forest just outside Canberra, and gets some of Australia’s finest law-enforcement agencies to try and catch it.<\/p>\n The Victorian police go in<\/a>. After 15 minutes they return with a koala, a kangaroo and a tree fern, all shot dead. “They all look like dangerous rabbits – we had to act in self defence” is their explanation.<\/p>\n The NSW police go in<\/a>. Surveillance tapes later reveal top-ranking officers and rabbits dancing naked around a gum tree, stoned out of their brains.<\/p>\n The Queensland police go in<\/a>. Two hours later, they are seen driving out in brand new Mercedes, scantily-clad young rabbitettes draped all over them. The Queensland premier congratulates them on maintaining traditional values.<\/p>\n ASIO<\/a> go into the wrong forest…<\/p>\n [SirZubair]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The LAPD, the FBI and the CIA were all trying to prove that they were the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has … Continue reading