{"id":30537,"date":"2012-04-27T22:56:43","date_gmt":"2012-04-27T12:56:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=30537"},"modified":"2012-04-27T22:56:43","modified_gmt":"2012-04-27T12:56:43","slug":"doss-blockos-versus-lynx-anarchy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=30537","title":{"rendered":"Doss Blockos ~versus~ LYNX Anarchy"},"content":{"rendered":"

Last Thursday I wrote about ‘Doss Blockos’<\/a>, the faux-squatter beer produced by local marketing company Big Dog. When they’re not simply swingin’ on the flippity flop — Hell, maybe even when they are — the bRanes behind Big Dog are “[s]pecialists by results” (whatever that tortured phrase means), moving:<\/p>\n

…brands and products through the laneways, hidden paths, tunnels and bush-bash-like facets of social media to ensure the best results are obtained. We have a proven track record at being online traffic officers, database development gurus, and brand awareness ambassadors to ultimately generate hits on any online creation with a URL.<\/p>\n

You see, at Big Dog, we frequently roll over in our sleep and accidently [sic] post on Twitter, Facebook and a couple of hundred blogs. We really do embody social media and marketing: with a database of 50,000 and growing, the development of sites from 0-10,000 uniques a day, and a track record in seeding for festivals, virals and magazines, we are an intrinsic part of the hive and its shared intelligence.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

They also write good.<\/p>\n

Speaking of the machinery of stupidity, I should also give a shout-out to ‘Anarchy’<\/a>, the deodorant manufactured by LYNX, a subsidiary of Unilever. The “Dutch food and cosmetics giant Unilever said Thursday that its first quarter sales soared 11.9 percent to 12.14 billion euros ($16 billion), lifted mostly by emerging market demand.”<\/p>\n

In marketing lingo, I’m pretty sure this makes Unilever ‘street’.<\/p>\n

Hipster or yobbo?<\/p>\n

YOU DECIDE.<\/p>\n