{"id":31227,"date":"2012-06-21T01:01:30","date_gmt":"2012-06-20T15:01:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=31227"},"modified":"2012-06-21T01:14:31","modified_gmt":"2012-06-20T15:14:31","slug":"what","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=31227","title":{"rendered":"WHaT?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah well anyway. Nobody reads my blog any more. They&#8217;re too busy sailing. (And by &#8216;nobody&#8217; I mean &#8216;Evan&#8217; and by &#8216;sailing&#8217; I mean &#8216;reading about farming&#8217;.) In any case, I&#8217;ve been busy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/423401911027499\/\">trolling<\/a> the Australian Protectionist Party. Thus far I&#8217;ve succeeded in embarrassing the organisers of the shambolic Internets farce (formerly) known as <a href=\"http:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=31148\">the &#8216;Torpedo the boats&#8217; rally<\/a> into running, screaming like girlie men, far, far away from my 1337 skills. It&#8217;s even possible that chief organiser and former dildo salesman Darrin Hodges has quit the APP in disgust at lack of party support for his bald-headed efforts to stop Lesbian Seagulls from importing Muslamic Rayguns into the country.<\/p>\n<p>THRASH &#8216;TIL <a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/5915406\/eduard-khil-the-trololo-man-dead-at-77\">DEATH<\/a> BROTHERS AND SISTERS!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/1orMXD_Ijbs?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah well anyway. Nobody reads my blog any more. They&#8217;re too busy sailing. (And by &#8216;nobody&#8217; I mean &#8216;Evan&#8217; and by &#8216;sailing&#8217; I mean &#8216;reading about farming&#8217;.) In any case, I&#8217;ve been busy trolling the Australian Protectionist Party. Thus far &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=31227\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[18,16,7,14],"tags":[278,1409],"class_list":["post-31227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-natas","category-media","category-poetry","category-sex-sexuality","tag-and-thats-why-we-should-keep-the-bloody-flag-the-same","tag-yeah-yeah-blah-blah-blah-whatever"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s6AyE-what","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31227","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31227"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31227\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31234,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31227\/revisions\/31234"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}