{"id":31642,"date":"2012-07-22T01:10:27","date_gmt":"2012-07-21T15:10:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=31642"},"modified":"2012-07-22T01:10:28","modified_gmt":"2012-07-21T15:10:28","slug":"the-noise-of-democracy-in-melbourne-2012","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=31642","title":{"rendered":"The Noise of Democracy in Melbourne 2012"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Greens or Labor? Probably &#8212; and somewhat contrary to expectations &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theage.com.au\/victoria\/labor-shading-greens-in-photo-finish-20120721-22ha5.html\">Labor<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>But who cares?<\/p>\n<p>The real competition was between Anarchy, Communism, Constitutionalism, Christianity, Secularism and Sex. <a href=\"http:\/\/vec.vic.gov.au\/Results\/StateBy2012resultMelbourneDistrict.html\">Currently<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>1. [Sex!] PATTEN, Fiona\t(Sex Party): 1801 \/ 6.61%<br \/>\n2. *MAYNE, Stephen: 1293 \/ 4.75%<br \/>\n3. [Christ!] FENN, Ashley (Family First): 802 \/ 2.94%<br \/>\n4. [Christ!] MURPHY, Michael (Democratic Labor Party): 521 \/ 1.91%<br \/>\n5. [Christ!] BENGTSSON, Maria (Australian Christians[?]): 339 \/ 1.24%<br \/>\n6. [Anarchy!] TOSCANO, Joseph: 204 \/ 0.75%<br \/>\n7. *WHITEHEAD, Adrian: 165 \/ 0.61%<br \/>\n8. [Democracy!] *COLLYER, David James (Democrats): 160 \/ 0.59%<br \/>\n9. [Communism!] O&#8217;CONNOR, Patrick (Socialist Equality Party): 148 \/ 0.54%<br \/>\n10. [Secularism] PERKINS, John (Secular Party of Australia): 139 \/ 0.51%<br \/>\n11. [Constitutionalism] SCHOREL-HLAVKA, Gerrit Hendrik: 64 \/ 0.23%<\/p>\n<p>In the three-way race (2009) between Toscano, Patten and Collyer, Patten is <a href=\"http:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=31445\">again<\/a> coming first, with Toscano second and Collyer bringing up the rear. Sex Patten has also managed to again defeat Stephen Mayne: in Patten v Mayne v Whitehead, results are very similar to those of 2010.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/KoneKJBdLlY?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Greens or Labor? Probably &#8212; and somewhat contrary to expectations &#8212; Labor. But who cares? The real competition was between Anarchy, Communism, Constitutionalism, Christianity, Secularism and Sex. Currently: 1. [Sex!] PATTEN, Fiona (Sex Party): 1801 \/ 6.61% 2. *MAYNE, Stephen: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=31642\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[9],"tags":[1481],"class_list":["post-31642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-state","tag-melbourne-district-by-election-2012"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6AyE-8em","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31642","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31642"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31642\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31656,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31642\/revisions\/31656"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}