{"id":32967,"date":"2012-11-08T18:47:47","date_gmt":"2012-11-08T08:47:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=32967"},"modified":"2012-11-30T12:08:13","modified_gmt":"2012-11-30T02:08:13","slug":"2012-us-presidential-election","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=32967","title":{"rendered":"2012 US Presidential Election"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>*** Moar results <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=OSwCORhKXwk\">HERE<\/a> ***<\/p>\n<p>Blah blah blah.<\/p>\n<p>So a Kenyan\/Irish Mooselem named Barack HUSSEIN O&#8217;Bama won and a Mormon named Mitt Romney (Hail! Satan!) lost.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/bB-vYuYhdSE?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>But how did <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/elections\/ed\/us\/results\">all the other candidates<\/a> fare hmmm? Less than 0.1% for these hopefuls:<\/p>\n<p>1. <a href=\"http:\/\/swordof1611.webs.com\/jackfellure2012.htm\">Jack Fellure<\/a> (519)<br \/>\nA big fan of King James and his Bible, Jack came first. (Which is to say <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newadvent.org\/bible\/mat019.htm\">last<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>2. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.morstadforpresident.com\/\">Dean Morstad<\/a> (1,107)<br \/>\nI dunno. Some d00d.<\/p>\n<p>3. <a href=\"http:\/\/socialequality.com\/elections\/jerome_white\">Jerry White<\/a> (1,138)<br \/>\nThe Socialist Equality Party (SEP), <em>aka<\/em> the leadership of the world socialist movement. This vanguard badly needs the attention of a mechanic. Or dialectrician.<\/p>\n<p>4. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pslweb.org\/votepsl\/2012\/\">Peta Lindsay\/Gloria La Riva<\/a> (1,525)<br \/>\nSocialism. And er, Liberation (PSL).<\/p>\n<p>5. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madamepresident2012.com\/\">Sheila Tittle<\/a> (2,499)<br \/>\nWe The 2,499 People. God Bless America. Violence and Cherry Pies.<\/p>\n<p>6. <a href=\"http:\/\/carlsonforpresident.org\/\">Jim Carlson<\/a> (3,166)<br \/>\nDope.<\/p>\n<p>7. James Harris (3,345)<br \/>\nAnother Socialist, this one belonging to the Socialist Workers Party (SWP). In Australia they&#8217;re known as the Communist League. Last spotted at the 2012 Melbourne Anarchist Bookfair. See also <a href=\"http:\/\/www.themilitant.com\/campaign\/\">2000<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>8. <a href=\"http:\/\/stewartalexanderforpresident2012.org\/\">Stewart Alexander<\/a> (3,987)<br \/>\nAnother Socialist; Socialist Party USA. &#8220;They are truly of the 99%&#8221; but failed to convince many others to vote for them on that basis.<\/p>\n<p>9. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.goodeforpresident2012.com\/\">Virgil Goode \/ Will Christensen<\/a> (3,915)<br \/>\nSave America. Keep English as the Official Language. Ban Abortion. Kill the Poor.<\/p>\n<p>10 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.objectivistparty.us\/6443.html\">Tom Stevens<\/a> (4,013)<br \/>\nObjectively-speaking, Ayn Rand was on welfare.<\/p>\n<p>11. <a href=\"http:\/\/reformparty.org\/\">Andre Barnett \/ Chuck Baldwin \/ Barbara Washer<\/a> (4,737)<br \/>\nDonald Trump&#8217;s Hairpiece wants revolution. This mob wants reform. I expect neither party is very happy with the outcome.<\/p>\n<p>12. None of these candidates (5,753)<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kolotv.com\/home\/headlines\/104995169.html\">Nebraska eh?<\/a><\/p>\n<p>13. Jill Reed \/ Richard Duncan (12,108)<br \/>\nlolwut<\/p>\n<p>14. <a href=\"htp:\/\/www.terryforpresident.com\/\">Randall Terry<\/a> (12,895)<br \/>\nAbortion is Bad mmmkay?<\/p>\n<p>15. <a href=\"http:\/\/merlinmiller2012.com\/\">Jerry Litzel \/ Jeff Boss \/ Merlin Miller<\/a> (12,984)<br \/>\nAmerican Third Position. Not quite third. Bill O&#8217;Reilly with balls.<\/p>\n<p>16. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tomhoefling.com\/\">Thomas Hoefling \/ Tom Hoefling<\/a> (28,655)<br \/>\nAm disappoint not a hobbit.<\/p>\n<p>17. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.voterocky.org\/\">Rocky Anderson<\/a> (34,521)<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s Progress.<\/p>\n<p>18. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.roseanneforpresident2012.org\/\">Roseanne Barr<\/a> (49,426)<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.peaceandfreedom.org\/home\/\">Neither Peace Nor Freedom<\/a> Nor Roseanne Barr.<\/p>\n<p>Finally&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>19. Jill Stein (396,684\/0.3%)<br \/>\nGlobal warming ain&#8217;t cool. It&#8217;s not easy being Green. Etc.<\/p>\n<p>20. Gary Johnson (1,139,562\/0.9%)<br \/>\nLibertard. And That&#8217;s Official.<\/p>\n<p><em>See also<\/em> : <a href=\"http:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=32941&#038;cpage=1#comment-2709255\">How Socialists Wanted You To Vote<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*** Moar results HERE *** Blah blah blah. So a Kenyan\/Irish Mooselem named Barack HUSSEIN O&#8217;Bama won and a Mormon named Mitt Romney (Hail! Satan!) lost. But how did all the other candidates fare hmmm? Less than 0.1% for these &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=32967\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[9],"tags":[1545],"class_list":["post-32967","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-state","tag-2012-united-states-presidential-election"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6AyE-8zJ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32967","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32967"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32967\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33060,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32967\/revisions\/33060"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32967"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32967"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32967"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}