{"id":372,"date":"2006-08-29T04:16:40","date_gmt":"2006-08-28T18:16:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=372"},"modified":"2006-08-29T04:16:40","modified_gmt":"2006-08-28T18:16:40","slug":"collingwood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=372","title":{"rendered":"Collingwood!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Round 21<\/em>, the second last round of the season, and I can report with unbridled satisfaction that Collingwood spanked<\/strong> Carlton with their soon-to-be-acquired wooden spoon<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

Such, such are the joys…<\/em><\/p>\n

COLLINGWOOD<\/strong> 4.5 13.8 20.10 24.12 (156)
\nCarlton 7.1 11.4 17.7 17.10 (112)
\nGoals<\/strong>: Collingwood: A Rocca 6 C Egan 3 S Rusling 2 A Didak 2 B Holland 2 S Burns 2 B Johnson 2 R Lonie P Licuria R Shaw N Maxwell H Shaw.
\nBest<\/strong>: Collingwood: A Didak D Swan B Johnson A Rocca J Fraser S Burns.
\nUmpires<\/strong>: J Schmitt C Kamolins D Goldspink.
\nCrowd<\/strong>: 57,719 at MCG.<\/p>\n

In even better news for the Mighty Magpies<\/strong>, Alan Didak was tonight cleared<\/a> of a charge of making a damaging head-high bump on Carlton’s Heath Scotland.<\/p>\n

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Above<\/em><\/strong> : Lacking focus, Carlton players Eddie Betts<\/em> and Brendan Fevola<\/em> express their upset at the memory of wooden spoons in 2002 and 2005… and at the prospect of a third in 2006!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Round 21, the second last round of the season, and I can report with unbridled satisfaction that Collingwood spanked Carlton with their soon-to-be-acquired wooden spoon. Such, such are the joys… COLLINGWOOD 4.5 13.8 20.10 24.12 (156) Carlton 7.1 11.4 17.7 … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-collingwood","category-poetry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6AyE-60","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=372"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}