{"id":507,"date":"2006-12-10T23:00:44","date_gmt":"2006-12-10T13:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=507"},"modified":"2007-05-11T13:44:55","modified_gmt":"2007-05-11T03:44:55","slug":"its-official-chicks-in-bikinis-prefer-beaches-to-mosques","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=507","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Official: &#8216;Chicks in Bikinis&#8217; prefer Beaches to Mosques"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In a stunning display of common sense, Australian women have said &#8216;no&#8217; to inflammatory political stunts, and &#8216;yes&#8217; to having a good time&#8230; at the beach! On a stinking hot weekend, on the coastlines of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theage.com.au\/news\/books\/the-valuable-byproduct-of-droughts-pain\/2006\/12\/08\/1165081153173.html\">the world&#8217;s driest inhabited continent<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Who woulda thunk it? Not local fascists; they were praying to Odin for 1,000s of pissed and pissed-off locals to descend on beaches&#8230; and mosques&#8230; in bikinis.<\/p>\n<p>This weekend &#8212; the first anniversary of the Cronulla anti-Muslim \/ anti-Arab pogrom &#8212; was an opportunity for the far right, especially in the misshapen form of the <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=78\">Australia First Party<\/a><\/strong>, to publicly flex its puny muscles. Today, Sunday December 10, about <em>ten<\/em> of the racist losers made it down to Cronulla. Yesterday, in Brunswick, was the original date given for <a href=\"http:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=500\">&#8216;The Great Australian Bikini March&#8217;<\/a> &#8212; officially cancelled by organisers on December 5, and possibly delayed until <strong>Invasion Day 2007<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>But suppose they gave a date&#8230; and nobody came?<\/p>\n<p>Well, that&#8217;s exactly what happened. Nobody &#8212; literally nobody &#8212; was stupid enough to gather at Clifton Park on Saturday, while just around the corner, the <a href=\"http:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=499\">community BBQ<\/a> organised by members of a local mosque went off without a hitch, and attracted several hundred people, despite being extremely hot and smoky weather.<\/p>\n<p>In Sydney, fascist hopes of a second &#8216;uprising&#8217; were dashed by a strong police presence and the not-unexpected revelation that locals were more interested in splashing about in the surf than they were in embarking on another racist pogrom:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theage.com.au\/news\/National\/One-year-on-from-Cronulla-all-is-quiet\/2006\/12\/10\/1165685541946.html\">One year on from Cronulla &#8216;all is quiet&#8217;<\/a><br \/>\n<em>The Age<\/em> [AAP]<br \/>\nDecember 10, 2006<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A pleasant summer&#8217;s day is all that is happening at Cronulla beach on Sunday, 12 months after a racially-fuelled riot tore through the southern Sydney suburb.<\/p>\n<p>Police have stepped up patrols at southern and eastern beaches this weekend.<\/p>\n<p>All reports from Cronulla indicated it was quiet, <strong>NSW Police Minister<\/strong> <em>John Watkins<\/em> said, and there would be no repeat of the December 11 troubles.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The deputy commissioner said the only people running amok at Cronulla were the little nippers running into the water, and that&#8217;s exactly as it should be,&#8221; the Minister told reporters in Sydney.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Cronulla is a beautiful beach, an icon of the Australian summer, and that&#8217;s how we want and expect it to remain through today and the rest of the summer&#8230;&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>In summary, a good weekend for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theage.com.au\/news\/National\/Winds-change-as-Victoria-bushfires-rage\/2006\/12\/10\/1165685536989.html\">bushfires<\/a>, BBQs, and a day at the beach; a bad one for racist losers. Speaking of which, special thanks to <em>Ben Weerheym<\/em> for his sterling efforts at sabotaging the organising efforts of local bigots. Apparently, <em>if you want to blame anyone for screwing the March up, blame him<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a stunning display of common sense, Australian women have said &#8216;no&#8217; to inflammatory political stunts, and &#8216;yes&#8217; to having a good time&#8230; at the beach! 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