{"id":529,"date":"2006-12-28T01:47:34","date_gmt":"2006-12-27T15:47:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=529"},"modified":"2006-12-28T01:47:34","modified_gmt":"2006-12-27T15:47:34","slug":"long-live-chairman-meow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=529","title":{"rendered":"Long live Chairman Meow!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align = \"center\" ><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/132\/335045514_0368795bf0_m.jpg\"><\/div>\n<p>At last, a <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.diacritica.com\/degenerate\/5\/enver.html\">Revolutionary Leader<\/a><\/strong> worthy of my adulation!<\/p>\n<p>Everything that <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wendychao.com\/chairmanmeow\/\">Chairman Meow<\/a><\/strong> says is the truth; every statement he utters is worth 10,000 sentences. His Thought is a spiritual atom bomb of infinite power.<\/p>\n<p>It supplies the breath of life to soldiers gasping in the thin air of Mount Kosciuszko; enables workers to raise the sinking city of Christchurch three-quarters of an inch; inspired a million people to catch a property tidal wave in 2006, inaccurate meteorologists to forecast weather correctly, a group of housewives to re-invent shoe polish, surgeons to sew back severed fingers and remove a ninety-nine pound tumor as big as a football!<\/p>\n<p>Chairman Meow is the Great Teacher, the Great Leader, the Great Helmsman, the Supreme Commander!<\/p>\n<p>Long live Marx, Engels, Lenin, Stalin and Meow!<\/p>\n<p>Down with capitalist running dogs!<\/p>\n<p>All power to the proletari-cat!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At last, a Revolutionary Leader worthy of my adulation! Everything that Chairman Meow says is the truth; every statement he utters is worth 10,000 sentences. His Thought is a spiritual atom bomb of infinite power. It supplies the breath of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=529\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[5,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-529","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats","category-state"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6AyE-8x","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/529","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=529"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/529\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}