{"id":763,"date":"2007-07-12T16:10:52","date_gmt":"2007-07-12T06:10:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=763"},"modified":"2007-07-12T17:06:52","modified_gmt":"2007-07-12T07:06:52","slug":"another-sad-loss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/slackbastard.anarchobase.com\/?p=763","title":{"rendered":"Another sad loss"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The military-industrial-entertainment complex has lost a true * today, radio philosopher and wit<\/a> Stan Zemanek<\/em>, dead<\/a> at the age of 60 from a brain tumour. Fortunately, Stan’s illness was not a source of stress or anxiety, and it’s in that spirit that we should also view his death, as Stan himself explains:<\/p>\n

“YOU’RE a lazy wuss,” Zemanek is saying<\/a> to a 65-year-old man, who says that he lost his job because of stress. “I’ll say it again. There’s no such thing as stress!” Dr Stan has spoken. The whole stress concept has been fanned by doctors who don’t understand their patients, by lawyers who want to make a quick buck and by stressed people who don’t want to work…<\/p>\n

The stress debate resumes after the ad break and Zemanek is hitting the thesaurus hard. “That’s not stress, it’s anxiety,” he explains to one listener. “That’s not stress, it’s being in a rush,” he says to another. Then, the producers put through a woman whose three-year-old daughter has just died from a brain tumour. She is not happy.<\/p>\n

Zemanek instantly tranforms from the 14th beast to a sympathetic shoulder. But he manages the change without ceding ground.<\/p>\n

“What you’re experiencing, darling, is heartbreak. It’s real life. It’s heartbreaking but it’s not stress.”<\/p>\n

They continue to talk about the woman’s loss and Zemanek asks that she call him back soon to tell him how she is getting on. The woman says she will, and whispers a goodbye. She is even allowed a few last sniffled but defiant words: “There is stress.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

While some may have been surprised that Stan had a brain — I know I was, and so, apparently<\/a>, was Stan — who can now deny that, while everyone else’s may be breaking, Stan had a heart, too? Although a heart perhaps not quite<\/em> as big as, say, the red centre:<\/p>\n

Later he gives me a signed copy of The Thoughts of Chairman Stan<\/em>, which introduces me to the sentence “The Aboriginal industry want reconciliation, but they want it on their terms and as far as I’m concerned that’s not on and they can go and get stuffed.”<\/p>\n

Zemanek dismisses accusations that he is racist. “Derryn Hinch once called me ‘a rancid, red-necked, racist, rooster’. Recently I had a reason to have him on my program and asked him why he’d called me (that) and asked him to tell me where I’ve ever made a racist comment. At the end of the line there was just dead air. He couldn’t think of one point where I was racist.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Derryn Hinch thinks<\/em>? I guess this means that he<\/em> must have a brain too. Will wonders never cease? In any case, in addition to thinking, perhaps Derryn could’ve engaged in some research, as Paul Barry did some years ago, following news that a 15 year old Aboriginal boy committed suicide in jail<\/a> after having been sentenced to a mandatory 28 days (in his case, for the crime of stealing pens, textas and paint). After recounting Howard Sattler’s joy at news of the deaths of several Aboriginal children as a result of a high-speed police chase, Barry notes<\/a> that:<\/p>\n

Howard is by no means alone, although his Sydney audience is still small. His fellow shock-jock Stan Zemanek, who has a TV show that describes him as the beast, also sees the world in black and white. And he’s now just down the dial from Howard in the same Sydney timeslot where he also thinks criminals need a good caning:<\/p>\n

“In Singapore they give you six or ten or twenty rounds of the rattan, and I believe that’s also a good alternative… Maybe we should bring that in as well.” (Stan Zemanek, 2GB, 16\/2\/00)<\/p>\n

Paul Barry<\/em>: Stan also hates do-gooders and he’s ever ready to give them a serve:<\/p>\n

“They don’t talk to the victims out there. They don’t say to the victims well what’s happening out there, what’s it like being robbed and raped and pillaged and from all these hoons and murderers and thieves, now what’s it like living out there. They don’t know. Because they’ve never spoken to the victims.” (Stan Zemanek, 2GB, 21\/2\/00)<\/p>\n

Paul Barry<\/em>: Like the owners of the textas perhaps.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I suppose the only good news is that, following Stan’s departure, The Herd<\/strong> may now relax as another rich prick<\/a> cashes in his chips.<\/p>\n