A little birdy in Gosnells, WA has chirped a little gossip in our ear.
What kind of gossip? Tawdry gossip, of course! The best kind.
According to our Gosnells gossip, after the unfortunate break-up of one Baron von Hund and his dear Lilith in late 2007, the aforementioned Lilith has hooked up with Scumfront Downunder poster Sirino.
Is there any truth to this rumour, dear readers? And is homewrecking an appropriate action for someone who claims to subscribe to traditional Aussie values?
The answers, please, to the usual address.
Fight dem back · 13 May 2008