Forty stupid questions…

1) Do you have the guts to answer these Qs?

2) What would you do if meth was legalized?
Go out of business.

3) Abortion: for or against?

4) Would our country fail with a woman president?
Fingers crossed.

5) Do you believe in the death penalty?
I think you’ll find it’s mandatory.

6) Are you for or against premarital sex?
Sure, although I sometimes like to have dinner first.

7) Do you think same-sex marriage should be legalized?
Honestly honey, as long as it’s followed by a fabulous reception, who cares?

8 ) Do you think it’s wrong that so many Hispanics are moving to the USA?
No: I’ve simply run out of room beneath my bed.

9) A 12 year old girl has a baby. Should she keep it?
Not if she can sell it for drugs.

10) Should the alcohol age be lowered to 18?
I’d say $1.50 is about right.

11) Assisted suicide is illegal. Do you agree?
Do I have a choice?

12) Do you believe in spanking your children?
No. Only yours. If they’re cute, female, and 18+.

13) Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Are the police corrupt?

14) A mother is declared innocent after murdering her five children in a temporary insanity case. Opinion?
Your arse does look fat in those jeans.

15) Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Only this one.

16) Have you ever made out with someone you weren’t dating?
Made out I liked them, yes.

17) Is there a difference between the word ‘best friend’ and ‘friend’?
Is this question ‘stupid’ or ‘fucking stupid’?

18) If your ex came up to you and apologized for something they did wrong, what would you say?
Thank them and thrust their head back into the bucket of water.

19) Do you miss anyone?
Not if I aim properly.

20) What was the highlight of your week?
Something I always look forward to enjoying.

21) Who was the last person who looked at you and smiled?
Wishing they were alive to regret it.

22) Do you have any interesting tattoos/piercings?
Plenty. But only those I collect from others.

23) Are you afraid to grow up?

24) Can you count past 100?
No, my mouth is generally too tired by that stage.

25) Any upcoming vacations?
The future is uncertain.

26) Do you care what people think of you?
Other people think?

27) Would you call yourself smart?
I prefer Andy.

28) Do you like to read?
Only between the lines.

29) Is anything wrong?
With your head? It certainly appears so.

30) Do you have a good relationship with your parent(s)?
They’re both unemployed, so we have a lot in common.

31) Name something you CANNOT wait for.
The past.

32) What’s your favourite season?
The last one.

33) Last thing you ate and drank?
The blood and guts of an Englishman.

34) Do you like peanut butter?
We’re not on speaking terms.

35) Who’s making you feel the way you are right now?
The demons in my head.

36) Most visited web page(s)?
Is most likely porn-related.

37) Who will you sleep with tomorrow?
The luckiest woman on the planet.

38) Looking forward to something this weekend?
I wish.

39) How many siblings do you have?
Less than 100, thankfully.

40) Do you have any pets?
Only those I haven’t eaten.

41) What’s your favourite number?
Monica Bellucci’s private line.

42) What are you watching right now?
My life disappearing.

About @ndy

I live in Melbourne, Australia. I like anarchy. I don't like nazis. I enjoy eating pizza and drinking beer. I barrack for the greatest football team on Earth: Collingwood Magpies. The 2024 premiership's a cakewalk for the good old Collingwood.
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3 Responses to Forty stupid questions…

  1. Dean T says:

    Dunno what you were on when you wrote this post, but I’d advise against too much of it! Interesting post previously about CRASS, I’d not read much about them, seems that even back then, certain anarchists had their head up their own arse… arrogance and an air of superiority is the most I’ve gained from the usual run-of-the-mill middle class anarchists… but the compassion and dedication to real social change that one or two of my mates have is what gives me inspiration… genuine positivity. Reading your info re. THUG didn’t do much, however… damn depressing.

  2. @ndy says:

    Supplementary questions, courtesy of Bob Gould (the above questions came to me by way of Anne Archy btw):

    1) Is some class-based socialist project, however revised and improved, still a valid proposition, from your point of view?


    2) Does the class struggle still exist?


    3) Is the concrete struggle against the imperialist power of the main capitalist metropolitan powers still a desirable project?

    As opposed to what: a non-concrete struggle? And I believe that a struggle against other, ‘non-imperialist’ forms of power exercised by the metropoles is desirable.

    4) Is a broad defence of the good aspects of the traditions of the workers’ and socialist movements still desirable?

    Yes, but not as desirable as global libertarian social revolution.

  3. weez says:

    18) If your ex came up to you and apologized for something they did wrong, what would you say?
    Thank them and thrust their head back into the bucket of water.


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