Drink-Soaked Ex-Trotskyite Popinjay For War Undergoes Waterboarding For Vanity

This is funny, in a slightly awful way: Christopher Hitchens voluntarily undergoing waterboarding in a valiant quest to determine if the practice George II has declared neat-o is, indeed, torture.

You’ll never guess what he concluded.

In future issues of Vanity Fair, word on the virtual street is that Christopher will be attempting to answer other, similarly challenging questions. For example: Is undergoing oral sex — performed by, say, a willing intern — a pleasurable experience? Is tobacco-smoking habit-forming? Does one have a tendency to jog into battles waving old school ties?

Scratch of the t-t-turntable : ventz | See also : Australia: Release of secret reports highlights Labor’s role in boosting spy agencies, Mike Head, wsws.org, July 5, 2008

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