God Hates Australia! Bushfire victims are fags! Etc.!

Awesome!

Recently, Pastor Danny Nalliah of ‘Catch the Fire Ministries’ claimed that God had come to him in a dream, and proclaimed that the people of Victoria would be punished for allowing abortion to be de-criminalised: “…the following words came to me in a flash from the Spirit of God, ‘My wrath is about to be released upon Australia, in particular Victoria, for approving the slaughter of the innocent children in the womb. Now, call on My people to repent and pray!’” This revelation proved to be slightly embarrassing to at least some of his supporters: Federal MPs Steve Fielding of Family First and former Tory party Treasurer Peter Costello.

Tomorrow morning, survivors of the catastrophic Black Saturday fires and community leaders, religious and secular, will gather at Rod Laver Arena to mark the national day of mourning for victims of the fires. The ceremony, “Together for Victoria”, will not be a funeral. For the many families who are unable to farewell their loved ones because coronial inquiries have not been completed, however, this public rite will be especially important. As anyone who has lost someone close to them knows, grieving does not cease when the funeral is over. But it has its rhythms and its pattern, like all that is human, and there comes a time in that pattern when a public outpouring of grief helps the process of healing.

Joining the survivors — “these insincere, violent, feces-eating brutes” — will be supporters of the Westboro Baptist Church.

I wonder if Danny or Steve or Peter will be there too?

02/22/2009 10:00 AM – 11:00 AM | Melbourne, AU | Rod Laver Arena – God does not hear the prayers of Australia Swan St. & Batman Ave.

One of your local major media outlets sent us an email which reads: “Australia Hates You”. YAY! We are in good company because Australia made it clear, decades ago, that they hate God. So, now that all is clear, to wit: God Hates Australia and Australia Hates God, let us speak to the fact that God is causing fires in one part of Australia killing hundreds. Then in another part of Australia God is sending floods. That is called MOCKING people. Then these insincere, violent, feces-eating brutes call themselves having a “Australia National Day of Mourning”. Here’s the only thing you freaks from “down under” bringing to pass these words: Ezekiel 7:27 The king shall mourn, and the prince shall be clothed with desolation, and the hands of the people of the land shall be troubled: I will do unto them after their way, and according to their deserts will I judge them; and they shall know that I am the LORD. Matthew 24:30 And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. The Lord God will be coming shortly, so Prepare to Meet Thy God Australia. AMEN!

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10 Responses to God Hates Australia! Bushfire victims are fags! Etc.!

  1. Bron says:

    Good luck to ’em, they better be praying they don’t get beaten up.

  2. @ndy says:

    If they do, it’s God’s punishment for their sins.

  3. Bron says:

    I didn’t even know the WBC had a contingent in Australia. Who’s going?

  4. Marek Bage says:

    Ditto for me, Bron.
    I was even surprised when a few of the Lyndon Larouche crazies got themselves on TV here.
    And now the Westboro mob?
    I don’t know why I bother getting surprised anymore.

    Oh well, maybe we could organise a handful of Balkan Boyz to do that special thing they do all over these fundie lunatics.

    It would do the job and the Hun wouldn’t know who to cheer for!

  5. michelle says:

    Whenever Nalliah’s ministry is mentioned, does anyone else think of Bob Marley?

    No? OK.

  6. weez says:

    I seriously doubt WBC have any of their ratbags in Aus. Remember, WBC’s ‘congregation’ amounts to Fred Phelps, his daughter and some assorted family members.

    While I don’t think the WBC’s finances would permit such, if they DO happen to travel to Aus, DIC would be wise to hold them in immigration detention before deporting them on the next available flight. No police agency could possibly guarantee their safety.

  7. Bron says:

    Well, I didn’t hear anything after all that puffing and huffing. Unless I missed something? None of their crew turned up?

  8. you says:

    god hates religion…

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