At the 2006 census, Crows Nest had a population of 1,443. Town facilities include a Sports and Show Pavillion, Showgrounds and a Swimming pool.
At the 2006 census, Melbourne had a population of 3,592,591. It can has more facilities than you can count on two hands — and two feet.
There’s a lesson in there somewhere.
See also : Antifa ‘Slackbastard’ Outed And Named. By Morons. (October 11, 2010).