The LAPD, the FBI and the CIA were all trying to prove that they were the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes into the forest. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out just two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: “Okay, okay, I’m a rabbit, I’m a rabbit.”
John HoWARd hears about this and decides it’s a great idea. He releases a rabbit into a forest just outside Canberra, and gets some of Australia’s finest law-enforcement agencies to try and catch it.
The Victorian police go in. After 15 minutes they return with a koala, a kangaroo and a tree fern, all shot dead. “They all look like dangerous rabbits – we had to act in self defence” is their explanation.
The NSW police go in. Surveillance tapes later reveal top-ranking officers and rabbits dancing naked around a gum tree, stoned out of their brains.
The Queensland police go in. Two hours later, they are seen driving out in brand new Mercedes, scantily-clad young rabbitettes draped all over them. The Queensland premier congratulates them on maintaining traditional values.
ASIO go into the wrong forest…
[SirZubair]
