God created Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve, reckons Ratso (aka Pope Benedict XVI). Which may be so — Hell, I’m not that old — but I’ve always wondered where all the other people came from. I mean, Adam & Eve had three kids, right? Cain, Abel, and Seth. Or maybe more. Adam had A LOT of sex…
…And Adam lived a hundred and thirty years, and begot a son to his own image and likeness, and called his name Seth. And the days of Adam, after he begot Seth, were eight hundred years and he begot sons and daughters. And all the time that Adam lived came to nine hundred and thirty years, and he died.
Exhausted, by the sounds of it.
Anyway, point is: if there was only two peeps to begin with, at some point, there must have been incestuous relationships — surely. It stands to reason, after all. I mean, who did Adam & Eve’s kids have sexual congress with if not each other and/or Mom and Pop? And like, The Bible is chock full of such nastiness. For example, Genesis 19:30–36 recounts how Lot’s two daughters got him drunk and then took advantage of the inebriated old man. Or am I missing something? Like… lizards? Or… extra-terrestrials?
Where was I?
Oh yeah: rainforest destruction, trans-genderism, and other threats to humanity. Ratso, in a Crassmas address to a large group of men in dresses: “A sort of ecology of man is needed… The tropical forests do deserve our protection. But man, as a creature, does not deserve any less” (Pope likens “saving” gays to saving the rainforest, Reuters, December 22, 2008).
For what it’s worth, I think it’s about time someone stood up to these chainsaw-wielding trannies, as I’m pretty sure I read Andrew Bolt say that this vengeful, unnatural, unholy mob are responsible for over 3/4 of rainforest destruction.
IF there’s such a thing as “rainforest destruction”!
In conclusion: Baby Jesus would be smiling.
See also : Suffer the Children (December 6, 2008)