Update : Bitterly disappointing results for the Undead in the Undead United Kingdom. That said, “if zombies couldn’t be bothered shuffling to the ballot box, they shouldn’t moan and groan as their rights are trampled underfoot by the living”, as the old saying goes. In other, related news, Uncle Nick the Upper Class Fascist Twit (BNP) has been soundly beaten into third place by Margaret ‘Enver’ Hodge (Labour), while the microscopic Far Left UK General Election Results are being placed under the microscope by a (very public) sociologist.
“Britain’s first exit polls suggest that David Cameron can take the keys to Number 10 Downing Street – but he will preside over a minority government and the Parliament will be hung” taunts Totaro, Fairfax corporation’s European correspondent. Her cruel jibe suggests that Cameron’s reign will be exceedingly brief; his victory Pyrrhic. But can we rely upon the bourgeois media to accurately report such important political events? Sadly, the continued functioning of the government of Tasmania reveals the sector to be full of cheats and liars.
About @ndy
I live in Melbourne, Australia. I like anarchy. I don't like nazis. I enjoy eating pizza and drinking beer. I barrack for the greatest football team on Earth: Collingwood Magpies. The 2024 premiership's a cakewalk for the good old Collingwood.
Two Greek anarchists are making molotov cocktails. One says to the other: "So who will we throw these at then?" The other replies: "What are you, some kind of fucking intellectual?"
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It’s been a long time in between drinks for the tories, hopefully they’ll be booted out of the pub before long.
They’re certainly not welcome in pubs in Scotland: the Tories got one seat.