Where In The World Is Osama Bin Laden? Dead… ALLEGEDLY.

Just like Elvis… Or Hitler.

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Barack Obama claims Osama Bin Laden has been “brought to justice”: that is, assassinated by US soldiers:

Today, at my direction, the United States launched a targeted operation against [a] compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan. A small team of Americans carried out the operation with extraordinary courage and capability. No Americans were harmed. They took care to avoid civilian casualties. After a firefight, they killed Osama bin Laden and took custody of his body.

And may God bless the United States of America.

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I live in Melbourne, Australia. I like anarchy. I don't like nazis. I enjoy eating pizza and drinking beer. I barrack for the greatest football team on Earth: Collingwood Magpies. The 2021 premiership's a cakewalk for the good old Collingwood.
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3 Responses to Where In The World Is Osama Bin Laden? Dead… ALLEGEDLY.

  1. Benny Rudeboy says:

    Sydney Morning Herald in 2006 and Fox in Dec 26th 2001 said that he was dead then there was the interview on BBC with David Frost in 2007 where Benazir Bhutto mentioned that he had been killed by one of his own operatives…he magically comes back and gets killed again…excuse me while I fetch a grain of salt to take with the news.

  2. Vm says:

    … and hiding out in a heavily guarded compound in Abbotsford from what I read. And don’t tell me those bastards at the Collingwood children’s farm didn’t know he was there. They knew.

  3. @ndy says:

    Sydney Morning Herald, 2006:

    Pakistani officials doubt Osama death report
    The Sydney Morning Herald
    September 23, 2006

    Pakistan has received no information from any foreign government that would corroborate a French newspaper report on Saturday that al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden died of typhoid in Pakistan, a senior government official said.

    Fox, 2001:

    Report: Bin Laden Already Dead
    December 26, 2001

    Usama bin Laden has died a peaceful death due to an untreated lung complication, the Pakistan Observer reported, citing a Taliban leader who allegedly attended the funeral of the Al Qaeda leader.

    Disco on Bhutto here.

    (Those bastards at the Collingwood children’s farm know. every. thing.)

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