Collingwood!

Round 21, the second last round of the season, and I can report with unbridled satisfaction that Collingwood spanked Carlton with their soon-to-be-acquired wooden spoon.

Such, such are the joys…

COLLINGWOOD 4.5 13.8 20.10 24.12 (156)
Carlton 7.1 11.4 17.7 17.10 (112)
Goals: Collingwood: A Rocca 6 C Egan 3 S Rusling 2 A Didak 2 B Holland 2 S Burns 2 B Johnson 2 R Lonie P Licuria R Shaw N Maxwell H Shaw.
Best: Collingwood: A Didak D Swan B Johnson A Rocca J Fraser S Burns.
Umpires: J Schmitt C Kamolins D Goldspink.
Crowd: 57,719 at MCG.

In even better news for the Mighty Magpies, Alan Didak was tonight cleared of a charge of making a damaging head-high bump on Carlton’s Heath Scotland.

Above : Lacking focus, Carlton players Eddie Betts and Brendan Fevola express their upset at the memory of wooden spoons in 2002 and 2005… and at the prospect of a third in 2006!

About @ndy

I live in Melbourne, Australia. I like anarchy. I don't like nazis. I enjoy eating pizza and drinking beer. I barrack for the greatest football team on Earth: Collingwood Magpies. The 2021 premiership's a cakewalk for the good old Collingwood.
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2 Responses to Collingwood!

  1. michael says:

    QUIT BAGGING CARLTON WE HAVE THE BETS [sic] HISTORY IN THE AFL AND WE HAVE THE MOST EXCITING LIST IN THE AFL WITH ALL THRE [sic] KIDS SO SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH

  2. @ndy says:

    Dear Michael,

    Painful memories eh?

    I’ll happily concede that Carlton has the BETS history. Collingwood, on the other hand, is simply:

    THE BEST.

    Oh, and CONGRATULATIONS ON WINNING ANOTHER WOODEN SPOON!

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

    Face it mate: the club of Sir Robert Pig Iron Menzies and Sir Malcolm Very Important Fraser and Sir John Pig’s Arse Elliot is now in Blue Ruin. (And I don’t mean the band.) My suggestion? Tell Fevola to stop getting pissed and taking out his frustrations on Irish barkeepers… especially after his coach says stuff like he’d “grown enormously, he really has. He’s turned into a real role model”.

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

    http://www.realfooty.theage.com.au/realfooty/articles/2007/02/03/1169919574974.html

    Carlton is (just like) the Liberal Party: arrogant wankers doomed never to realise that Collingwood and the working class is bound to win in the end… and whose demise is being greatly enjoyed by all concerned.

    Yours,

    @ndy, another toothless Magpie.

    PS. GO PIES!

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