- Update #2 : Sadly, ‘Cheeky Darrin’s Abandoned Warehouse of Hate’ has been abandoned. But in other news, the ‘Australian Protectionist Party’ has been evicted from its premises on Facebook by a Monster named Nessie… or possibly a ‘Son of Rage’?! Oh, and Darrin’s blog — ‘The Infidel Diaries’ — is in ‘Maintenance Mode’: http://www.darrinhodges.com/. (Darrin is also ‘nothing more th[a]n a racist, homophobic bigot’, apparently.)
Update #1 : FOWF version 3.1! aka Cheeky Darrin’s Abandoned Warehouse of Hate.
Description: FOWF- Comprised mainly of the backward, drooling, moronic, cousin-marrying, mis-shaped headed, shovel wielding, whinging, gronk dregs of society. But it comes as no surprise as the group itself was created by the love child of Mr Sheen and Nosferatu, born atop a pile of radioactive rubble.
Yes, everyone’s favourite pasty porn salesman with dreams of politics and podiums, has hijacked a nifty catch-phrase in the hope of rallying society’s bottom feeders into chanting his name with their fists in the air. He wasn’t blessed with a superior intellect, he wasn’t blessed with a sharp wit or keen insight. He wasn’t blessed with charismatic features, in fact he resembles the essence of oddity… some ungodly slug spat straight out of the bowels of vampyric Hell.
But he does have an edge, a portion of a population who are so mentally numb that stringing together a coherent and logical sentence gives them sharp pains in their madula oblongata. Gronks love a war, they love to hate, to punish the world for their short comings, inconsistencies and disproportioned cranial structures. All the leader need do is point his crooked claw in the direction of any entity and tell his mutant drones, “There they are, there’s the cretins responsible for your low socio-economic standing!” and then sit back, basking in the spotlight, slowly drifting off to sleep to the sound of war cries the likes of… “They took our jawwwbbsss!”
I have been called many things in my day, but I have never been called a “lefty”. That is harsh, cruel and not funny at all. And I won’t stand for it.
Terrie-Anne Verney has once again jumped ship, becoming one of the administrators of the new group.
In other, exciting news, the APP held a rally in Sydney on Monday to complain that there’s too many foreigners running around the country, breathing The White Man’s air. Unfortunately, despite being given a plug by squawking multi-millionaire talk-back hack Alan Jones, the masses didn’t exactly flock to their banner…
Dave Starr writes: “I think everyone should block public seeing your Profiles on Facebook… They has names and have links directly to you on Facebook, check it out, Anyone could find out all about you, or maybe about your Children, we all know we have some looneys out there… Please look into this People…”