May Music

As used and recommended by slackbastard during the merry month of May, 2008:

Alvin & The Chipmunks | White (Chipmunk) Power!
Bad Brains | Yeah, I know we don’t need no Jah-fascist doctrine — or to be so uptight — but still…
Bad News | They are never gonna die, never gonna die, never gonna die!
Beastie Boys | Love/hate. (Actually, hate/grudging acceptance.)
Big Black | Noisy whatever.
Bikini Kill | Same riot grrl attitude, but before the ad jingles and the Casios… and where’s the fucking riot anyway?
Brujeria | Jeremy Sheaffe (ex-Hot Metal/HM/Loudmouth/Blunt magazines) once complained that they sang in Mexican.
Johnny Cash | The Man in Black. Accept no imitations.
Consolidated | Reports of the death of the culture industry have been greatly exaggerated.
Crucifucks | Punk. *sigh*
Dead Kennedys | Nazi punks… fuck off!
Doom | BLLEEEUUUUUURRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!
Flight of the Conchords | Hey ladies… Ladies?
Habeas Corpus | Um.
Linton Kwesi Johnson | A tewwibwy viowent man according to a Christian Christian Kerr. Known to the rest of the world as a brilliant reggae artist, poet and performer.
Kreator | A metal band unafraid to say fuck fascism.
Los Fastidios | A great punk band from Verona, Italy.
MC 900 Foot Jesus | Dude.
MC Hammer | Please Hammer Don’t Hurt ‘Em! Born Stanley Kirk Burrell, March 30, 1962. Big pants. Little talent.
Midnight Oil | The band that produced Peter Garrett politician. Sad.
Christy Moore | Another (Irish) dude.
Morcheeba | Hubba hubba.
Adrian Munsey | Baa! Baa? Baa!
Naked Raygun | Er… They came from Chicago.
Utah Phillips | 1935–2008.
Pogues | This one’s for Ulster. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
Praxis | Axiom; Tennessee 2004; on The Essential Elements.
Gil Scott-Heron | Musician, performer, poet, writer. Reveals most contemporary hip hop artists to be the corporate lackeys that they are. Interview on NPR, December 11, 2007.
Sin Dios | Hardcore anarquista. (Fags.)
Skarpretter | Unlikely to share the bill with Bulldog Spirit.
Weird Al Yankovic | Polka power.
Benjamin Zephaniah | Another great poet and performer.

About @ndy

I live in Melbourne, Australia. I like anarchy. I don't like nazis. I enjoy eating pizza and drinking beer. I barrack for the greatest football team on Earth: Collingwood Magpies. The 2024 premiership's a cakewalk for the good old Collingwood.
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3 Responses to May Music

  1. Wee Jin Suk says:

    Your musical tastes have not progressed since you were a teenager Andy. Politics has distracted you from liberated listening.

    90% of these bands are oppressive imperial fash music even if (like you) they are not aware of it themselves. Most of them use musical instruments with fixed 440 scale tones which are the fundamental basis of imperial Germanic-Jewish cultural domination formulated in Vienna a few centuries ago.
    Say what you want in reply (you old LaTrobe Valley fossil fuel powered gasbag) but you have been sucked into listening to totalitarian based noise.
    In India, there were large riots when the government brought in harmoniums with single fixed tones. Atonality is what anarchists seek in music. You are almost as stupid as the dean of humanities at Victoria’s premier university of genocide…

    Your next essay due next imperial Roman Monday:

    1. Catholic countries are the most prone to fascism in Euroland. Spain, Croatia, Italy, Austria, southern Germany.
    Why support the Catholic team Collingwood whilst trying to appear as anti-fash?

    or

    2. What is the link between gays mulling up with tobacco and fascism?
    (Clue: fags, faggots and a bundle of sticks)

    or

    3. Why was the leader of the Deutsche Physik movement against Jewish ideas in science Jewish himself?

  2. Wee Jin Suk says:

    PS If you have got enough information scribbled on the underside of the bosom/scrotum to answer these questions then don’t rely on links as they are basically arcs in cyberspace and we are into an-archy.

  3. Dr. Cam says:

    or

    4. Between baptisms and funerals, the micks have got ya coming and going. Why doesn’t Graeme Samuel do anything about it? Is it cos he’s Catholic himself?

    or

    5. It goes without saying that the velvet-gloved hand of the Jesuits is behind every major disaster of the past four hundred years (Titanic, WWI, WWII, 9/11). Why would they call it World War 1 if they weren’t already planning the sequel?

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