Leave (Britney Spears and) Peter Garrett alone!

Battling tears, Bernard Keane has written a great editorial defending poor old Peter:

And how fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Peter after all he’s been through! He lost his hair, he went through an election, he had millions of album sales, his party turned out to be a user, a cheater, and now he’s going through a PR battle. All you people care about is… land rights… and ecological sustainability… He’s a human!

What you don’t realise is that Peter’s making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch a crap about him. He hasn’t performed on stage in years. His song is called Blue Sky Mine for a reason because all you people want is more more more more more! Leave him alone!

You’re lucky he even speaks to you bastards! Leave Peter alone! Please!

The Greens talk about “environmentalism” and said if Peter was an environmentalist he would have opposed Four Mile no matter what. Speaking of “environmentalism”, when is it environmental to publically bash someone who’s going through a hard time! Leave Peter alone! Please!

Leave Peter Garrett alone right now! I mean it. Anyone who has a problem with him, you deal with me, because he’s not well right now!

Leave him alone.

Leave him alone…

About @ndy

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4 Responses to Leave (Britney Spears and) Peter Garrett alone!

  1. Bernard Keane says:

    I have tried to reach this site before but been prevented by the mysteries of the interwebs… but now that I’m finally here, I want to say I LOVE this post.

  2. @ndy says:

    Cheers Bernard. I hope it brings a tear to the eye of many. (Not sad ones.)

  3. Auzziegob says:

    You’re a numb nutted vacant brained dopey cunt.
    Garret is a godgobbing arsehole sellout motherfucker.
    And get yer facts right stupid.
    Garret aint bald because he lost his hair.
    He is full on hairy ranga who shaves his noggin.

  4. @ndy says:

    It’s spelled “Garrett”.

    And you’re a meanie.

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