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Colbert versus Bush

[NOTE: Yesterday I sent out the message below to a few dozen friends. The response was so enthusiastic, and so many of them said they hadn’t even been aware of the event, that I am sending it out to my larger, more general emailing list. Apologies for duplicate mailings. — Ken Knabb]

[NOTE ALSO: The fact that much of the mass media did not even mention this astonishing event, or dismissed it with a few contemptuous sentences, is one more demonstration of the media complicity Colbert was satirizing. And the fact that online video clips of his performance have now been seen by several million people is one more indication that the Internet and other alternative means of communication are in the process of making the mass media increasingly irrelevant. — KK]

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Comedian Stephen Colbert‘s keynote speech at the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner last Saturday may represent a new stage in the crumbling of the Bush regime’s image from within the dominant spectacle itself. This link gives a Windows Media clip of the last 15 minutes. The entire talk (about 25 minutes) can be viewed in three parts here.

It’s a bizarre experience because most of the audience was decidedly not sympathetic. Not only was Bush himself sitting a few feet away at the same table along with various other political bigwigs, but the major portion of the audience was the very journalists who with rare exceptions have treated the Bush regime with kid gloves over the last five years, and who were satirized almost as scathingly as Bush himself. So some of Colbert’s funniest remarks are received with a deafening silence, and the rare moments of laughter are brief and uneasy, the audience obviously not having expected such a scandal and wondering how they were supposed to take it.

The following article, which originally appeared at the Salon.com website, gives some information and commentary on the event, but is also of interest because the author makes a somewhat dubious and confused, but not totally inappropriate, link between Colbert’s methods and the subversive tactics of the situationists. On the latter, see:

  • “A User’s Guide to Détournement”
  • “Détournement as Negation and Prelude”
  • “The Situationists and the New Forms of Action Against Politics and Art”
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    The Truthiness Hurts

    Stephen Colbert’s brilliant performance unplugged the Bush myth machine — and left the clueless D.C. press corps gaping.

    By Michael Scherer May 1, 2006 | Make no mistake, Stephen Colbert is a dangerous man — a bomb thrower, an assassin, a terrorist with boring hair and rimless glasses. It’s a wonder the Secret Service let him so close to the president of the United States.

    But there he was Saturday night, keynoting the year’s most fawning celebration of the self-importance of the D.C. press corps, the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner. Before he took the podium, the master of ceremonies ominously announced, “Tonight, no one is safe.”

    Colbert is not just another comedian with barbed punch lines and a racy vocabulary. He is a guerrilla fighter, a master of the old-world art of irony. For Colbert, the punch line is just the addendum. The joke is in the setup. The meat of his act is not in his barbs but his character — the dry idiot, “Stephen Colbert,” God-fearing pitchman, patriotic American, red-blooded pundit and champion of “truthiness.” “I’m a simple man with a simple mind,” the deadpan Colbert announced at the dinner. “I hold a simple set of beliefs that I live by. Number one, I believe in America. I believe it exists. My gut tells me I live there.”

    Then he turned to the president of the United States, who sat tight-lipped just a few feet away. “I stand by this man. I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound — with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world.”

    It was Colbert’s crowning moment. His imitation of the quintessential GOP talking head — Bill O’Reilly meets Scott McClellan — uncovered the inner workings of the ever-cheapening discourse that passes for political debate. He reversed and flattened the meaning of the words he spoke. It’s a tactic that cultural critic Greil Marcus once called the “critical negation that would make it self-evident to everyone that the world is not as it seems.” Colbert’s jokes attacked not just Bush’s policies, but the whole drama and language of American politics, the phony demonstration of strength, unity and vision. “The greatest thing about this man is he’s steady,” Colbert continued, in a nod to George W. Bush. “You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday, no matter what happened Tuesday.”

    It’s not just that Colbert’s jokes were hitting their mark. We already know that there were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, that the generals hate Rumsfeld or that Fox News lists to the right. Those cracks are old and boring. What Colbert did was expose the whole official, patriotic, right-wing, press-bashing discourse as a sham, as more “truthiness” than truth.

    Obviously, Colbert is not the first ironic warrior to train his sights on the powerful. What the insurgent culture jammers at Adbusters did for Madison Avenue, and the Barbie Liberation Organization did for children’s toys, and Seinfeld did[n’t] for the sitcom, and the Onion did for the small-town newspaper, Jon Stewart discovered he could do for television news. Now Colbert, Stewart’s spawn, has taken on the right-wing message machine.

    In the late 1960s, the Situationists in France called such ironic mockery “détournement,” a word that roughly translates to “abduction” or “embezzlement.” It was considered a revolutionary act, helping to channel the frustration of the Paris student riots of 1968. They co-opted and altered famous paintings, newspapers, books and documentary films, seeking subversive ideas in the found objects of popular culture. “Plagiarism is necessary,” wrote Guy Debord, the famed Situationist, referring to his strategy of mockery and semiotic inversion. “Progress demands it. Staying close to an author’s phrasing, plagiarism exploits his expressions, erases false ideas, replaces them with correct ideas.”

    But nearly half a century later, the ideas of the French, as evidenced by our “freedom fries,” have not found a welcome reception in Washington. The city is still not ready for Colbert. The depth of his attack caused bewilderment on the face of the president and some of the press, who, like myopic fish, are used to ignoring the water that sustains them. Laura Bush did not shake his hand.

    Political Washington is accustomed to more direct attacks that follow the rules. We tend to like the bland buffoonery of Jay Leno or insider jokes that drop lots of names and enforce everyone’s clubby self-satisfaction. (Did you hear the one about John Boehner at the tanning salon or Duke Cunningham playing poker at the Watergate?) Similarly, White House spinmeisters are used to frontal assaults on their policies, which can be rebutted with a similar set of talking points. But there is no easy answer for the ironist. “Irony, entertaining as it is, serves an almost exclusively negative function,” wrote David Foster Wallace, in his seminal 1993 essay “E Unibus Pluram.” “It’s critical and destructive, a ground clearing.”

    So it’s no wonder that those journalists at the dinner seemed so uneasy in their seats. They had put on their tuxes to rub shoulders with the president. They were looking forward to spotting Valerie Plame and “American Idol’s” Ace Young at the Bloomberg party. They invited Colbert to speak for levity, not because they wanted to be criticized. As a tribe, we journalists are all, at heart, creatures of this silly conversation. We trade in talking points and consultant-speak. We too often depend on empty language for our daily bread, and — worse — we sometimes mistake it for reality. Colbert was attacking us as well.

    A day after he exploded his bomb at the correspondents dinner, Colbert appeared on CBS’s “60 Minutes,” this time as himself, an actor, a suburban dad, a man without a red and blue tie. The real Colbert admitted that he does not let his children watch his Comedy Central show. “Kids can’t understand irony or sarcasm, and I don’t want them to perceive me as insincere,” Colbert explained. “Because one night, I’ll be putting them to bed and I’ll say … ‘I love you, honey.’ And they’ll say, ‘I get it. Very dry, Dad. That’s good stuff.'”

    His point was spot-on. Irony is dangerous and must be handled with care. But America can rest assured that for the moment its powers are in good hands. Stephen Colbert, the current grandmaster of the art, knows exactly what he was doing.

    Just don’t expect him to be invited back to the correspondents dinner.

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    Messages such as this are sent out every month or so, usually announcing the latest additions to the BPS website, but occasionally (as in the present case) providing other information or commentary about current events.

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    Damn Queers!

    Hello freaks, perverts, queers, sinners, whores, angelic fagboys and the beautiful tranz, come dressed for a night of…

    Damnation!

    Saturday, May 20

    Cherry Bomb Bar

    97b Smith St, Collingwood.

    DJ from 9pm

    Shows start 10pm sharp

    MC Lizzy Blast

    The Matchbox Boys

    Cassie Chan

    Tomoko

    My Twin Sister

    Lulu

    Hank and Hansel Play Rudies

    DJs Glitch + The Queen’s Corgi

    $8 waged / $6 unwaged

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    Gender Schmender: a night of shows and partying for people of all genders and then some. At Gender Schmender, the ladies are always bearded and the men all have limp wrists. We only have three rules: the only war is class war, no one gets deported and the borders are always open.

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    kittenwar!

    may the cutest kitten win!

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    Special Guest Commentary #3.0 : Trot Guide 2006 #3.5

    A reader has kindly supplied Trot Guide with the following addition to our account. Warning: This product may contain traces of petit-bourgeois deviationism.

    And nuts.

    Random surfing and insomnia led me here, so let’s be clear on these vital issues:

    (i) Marxist Initiative was formed not merely by the Association of Communist Unity as your shallow understanding of dialectics may lead you to believe, but by ACU people with some leftovers from the post-New Left Party project called Left Connection, which was not a dating service whatever you revisionist enemies of the working class may think.

    The ACU itself was a split from the (then) Socialist Party of Australia (now CPA and not to be confused with the Trot SPA, formerly Militant and part of the CWI (look it up if you don’t know)). The ACU split because the SPA, a split from the old CPA motivated by the latter’s craven criticism of the Soviet invasion of Czechoslovakia, was opposed to the ACTU/ALP etc’s Accord. The ACU, consisting mostly of the few union bureaucrats possessed by the SPA, suddenly found their party membership was supposed to influence their union activity in an inconvenient way, and split to form the Association of Communist Unity which pursued the difficult project of uniting the true revolutionaries in a vanguard party by basing its sole public activities on producing hate mail at every other Left party SPECIFICALLY FOR THINKING OF GETTING TOGETHER. Now that’s dialectics!

    etcetera

    (ii) RIM includes the CPN (M) in Nepal, which controls two-thirds of the country and has a guerilla army of over thirty thousand, has built its own capital city for the New State, and stands a reasonable chance of taking the country in the next three years. But then there was a moment some years ago when the other RIM affiliate of note, Sendero Luminoso in Peru, looked like it might become a more significant force for something or other scary as well.

    (iii) However, on another matter: please, leave poor Communist Party Advocates alone. Most of the less than a dozen people in and around that project were not in any way ML or L, however the text you link reads, though I think they were all at least sort-of M. The Marcus you refer to is now busy creating a powerful radical tendency as a member of the ALP in Sydney – no really, that’s the project.

    Still, these shifts happen, and at least so far as I can tell Marcus’s is just silly rather than opportunistic. Others, like a couple of founding/leading members of the Solidarity split from SA in Sydney, have now gone to join the Greens, as again Solidarity turned out to want to have some role in determining the actions of its union official members and that was inconvenient. Greens membership is apparently more compatible with the current career trajectories of these folks.

    I could go on forever but this is so dull I think I’ll either sleep or watch the few cable channels this house gets.

    benjamin | Homepage | 04.21.06 – 3:01 am | #

    Source: Mao More Than Ever // Stalin Wasn’t Stallin’

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    May Day and a New Beginning

    I think May Day is as good a time as any to make the jump. Now if I could just figure out how to…

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    this is a test of the emergency broadcast anti-system

    So.

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    Welcome comrade Alice Louise!

    Clare & Leigh are proud parents to a baby girl named Alice Louise who arrived this morning at 2:43am.

    Congratulations!

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    bombers nosedive; magpies triumph!

    COLLINGWOOD Magpies 15.16 (106) defeated Essendon BOMBERS 12.17 (89)

    Pies outstanding in Anzac win; Magpies prevail over Dons; Didak’s last term sets up Magpie triumph; Didak triple sinks Bombers at MCG; Collingwood prevail in ANZAC clash; Magpies’ AFL win ‘breaks mental barrier’.

    And on ANZAC Day, props to my Irish-Australian forebears for refusing to fight in The Great War:

    An Imperative, Desperate Need For Men”In this hour of your country’s peril I urge you to do your duty. There is an imperative, a desperate need for men. The men in the trenches call to you for your help … The Empire and its allies expect you to prove yourselves worthy of their sacrifices. Every vote is needed. Do your duty and fear not – vote ‘yes’.”

    — Prime Minister W. M. Hughes, 20 December 1917

    The differences in attitude between the opposing sides were largely class based. They represented a struggle between the Labor Party and the Conservatives, between Catholic and Protestant.

    ” … (it) lead to the divisions between Irish Catholics and other Australians and indeed ultimately to all Catholics and other Australians. It never really died away until the mid or late 1950s and left a scar on Australian society for decades.”

    Malcolm Fraser, Prime Minister 1975-1983, interviewed by Paul Kelly for TV series ‘100 Years: The Australian Story’

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