White Loser Knights and Australia First

Fair dinkum and stone the bloody crows. As if McDonald’s flogging shit food and Starbucks flogging shit coffee weren’t bad enough, on Scumfront some Loser from Queensland has announced that the Invisible Empire has also opened a franchise Down Under:

Racial Greetings Friend/s!

Last Wednesday night (February 28), the White Loser Knights of the Ku Klux Klowns (WLK) stuck some silly racist propaganda under the windshields of a few cars in Toowoomba. As a result, we have generated some small amount of media attention regarding our pathological aversion to blackfellas. However, it appears that some other idiots have jumped in our car — a so-called Klan Wizard, David Palmer, a sparky from Sydney — a/k/a Fuehrer of the Australian National Socialist Defence of Aryan People Movement (NSDAP), Imperial Wizard of the Invisible Australian Empire of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, qualified chef de cuisine — will be claiming responsibility for a supposed ‘hate campaign’ in Toowoomba, and is making attempts to smear the otherwise untarnished reputation of the Australia First Party… I mean it’s not like anyone’s noticed that Dr. James Saleam has a criminal conviction for organising a shotgun attack on the home of Eddie Funde, the ANC‘s former representative in Australia, in January 1989… is it?

To clarify:

(1) We have no affiliation with Australia First, but we support their racism. There are no WLK members in the Australia First Party.

(2) David Palmer is in no way associated with the White Loser Knights — he is nothing but a trouble-maker and stirrer; whereas we are racist losers who dress in white sheets and poke holes in them so we can see out.

(3) We will be responding to the Courier Mail reporter who contacted us to set the record straight: yes, we have no bananas.

Our sincere apologies to members of the Australia First Party, and we wish them a speedy recovery. The trouble that has or possibly will make the papers was not intended. We assure you that this was not our goal and we will do everything we can to correct the situation.


Imperial Krudd
White Loser Knights of the Ku Klux Klowns

Call for harmony after ‘KKK’ flyer found
March 6, 2007

Residents of the south Queensland city of Toowoomba are being urged to embrace the city’s migrants after a racist flyer believed to be linked to the Ku Klux Klowns was found.

The flyer was left on a woman’s car in the city recently and has been given to police and the federal Attorney-General.

Federal MP Ian Macfarlane says anyone who receives racist material should refer it to authorities for investigation…


Klan spreads its message of hate
Susan Searle
Toowoomba Chronicle
March 5, 2007

A TOOWOOMBA grandmother is outraged by a blatant recruitment drive by the white supremacist group the Ku Klux Klowns in the city.

An A4 piece of white paper, headed “Become a Klownsman or Klownswoman Today”, was placed under her car windscreen wiper while she was at the Repertory Theatre last Wednesday night.

She had parked on the Queens Park side of Margaret Street…

It warns homosexuals, paedophiles, spouse abusers, drug abusers, alcohol abusers, dead beats, law violators, [participants in] inter-racial relationships and hate mongers need not apply to join the White Loser Knights…

Everyone else should form an orderly queue.

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8 Responses to White Loser Knights and Australia First

  1. Oh that is just so grand. A new club. Honestly I shudder at the thought. The KKK has been in Australia for a long while though me thinks. They just keep a low profile however that is clearly about to change.

  2. white says:

    White Legion Knights: a Patriotic Racial Organization, worldwide.

    The White Legion Knights are not merely an American organization anymore. We are now a worldwide Pan-Aryan movement. While most of our chapters (Klaverns) are in the United States, there are other chapters around the world as well. We are a patriotic, white racialist, nationalist order of white brothers and sisters that are now firmly united even though we are from many countries. We have an Italian speaking klavern in Italy, the White Legion Knights are now in Germany, Austria, Australia. I am proud to report the Klan is growing and on the rise!

    What started as a \”Southern\” patriotic organization of former officers of the confederacy has now spread across America, and now across the mighty Atlantic Ocean into Europe. This is a major victory and sucess! White Legion Knights men and women worldwide should be proud of our acomplishments and rejoice in the fact that our knighthood now has many different white nationalist in our ranks from all over the world which think as one. To our racial brothers and sisters across this white globe of ours —



    www . whitelegionknights.org

  3. @ndy says:

    The KKK’s initial efforts to establish a presence in Australia date backkk to the 1920s.

    And you kkkall yourself a kkklansman?


  4. oranger breed says:

    i am a white male born in australia 7 generation i am a red head {an oranger} i like to think i dont dislike any one race at all i dont hate the black people or the yellow skined people or the red skined people.
    i have a red haired wife and red haired kids our breed is getting less every year i wish for my race to be pure and hope my kids never marry into another race other then there own kind red heads {orangers}.
    but when i speak of my ways i am called a racialist i have had our protected aborigine people call me white c@#$% many times my kids have to fight them at school many times lucky my kids are big and pure in breed they can hold there own. the only thing that stops me from hateing them is i dont want to come down to there level.
    and they can not surly live much longer with all the grog they drink and the cars they steal and crash and that new virus AIDS that stops them in there tracks. god bless the orangers.

  5. Malachi Martin says:

    I encourage all readers to purchase the White Pride World Wide clothing, pins and other paraphernalia available over the internet, mainly from American sites. Why not be proud of your race? Is it not multiculturalism in action? That’s what the Left likes is it not? I am reminded of a particular church that holds a multicultural Sunday every year, and someone I know turned up in a White Pride tee shirt. Caused a few raised eyebrows but no one said a thing. It was good for a laugh and really sticks it up them!

  6. Malachi Martin says:

    Oh, I forgot. Don’t go near any drunken aboriginal people, of which there are many, as we know. The ones that can read may take exception to it, even if they have their blasted red, black and yellow tee shirts on. They won’t see the irony in the situation.

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