A reader writes:
Dear Mr Bastard,
I am disappoint that you’ve neglected to inform your readers about the preparations for the Centenary celebration of the Great Leader Kim Il-sung, otherwise known as the Year of the Sun.
The workers’ utopia has even cut daily rations from 400 to 150 grams of rice to stock-up for this cornucopia of communism…
I am disappoint.
This is unthinkable without the Juche idea.
The tasks before the committees to glorify 2012 as a year to go down in history along with the august name of Kim Il-sung are many.
It is with great pleasure that Slackbastard-DPRK Association for Friendship and Culture announces that a proposal to commemorate in splendor the centenary of birth of the President as the great auspicious event of humankind has been officially adopted at its meeting yesterday.
A letter to Kim Jong-il and a small kitten were also adopted at the meeting.
The Slackbastard blog and its followers are now pushing ahead with the building of Centenary celebration of the Great Leader Kim Il-sung, otherwise known as Year of the Sun, true to the leadership of Kim Jong-il.
We will single-mindedly unite around the headquarters of the revolution, cherishing the immutable truth that we will always emerge victorious thanks to Kim Jong-il, peerless Songun brilliant commander, and firmly defend the best Korean-style Australian socialism centered on the popular masses, they declared.
Here is a video:
Here is a photo: