Category Archives: Collingwood

Collingwood & Jack : Outta Jail!

Pies snatch thrilling win over Port! ABC Online Collingwood kicked two goals to none in the final term to escape with a narrow two-point win over [The Pretenders to the Magpie Throne] Port Adelaide in the round 20 AFL match-up … Continue reading

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Collingwood rejoins winners’ list!

And about f@#$ing time too… COLLINGWOOD 19.13 (127) def. West Coast 13.12 (90) Collingwood has shaken off a disappointing five weeks of football to defeat West Coast by 37 points at Telstra Dome on Saturday afternoon. In a highly entertaining … Continue reading

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Many Young Liberals are racist, sexist, homophobic nerds. And proud. Who knew?

I am shocked. Shocked and stunned. Collingwood has now lost three matches in a row! ‘Malthouse defends Pies’ The Age Michael Gleeson July 17, 2006 “COLLINGWOOD fell from the top four yesterday and faces falling out of the finals altogether … Continue reading

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Hot Pies!

South Melbourne / Sydney / The Bloods / The Swans given a bloody red nose by good old Collingwood! Collingwood 14.11 (95) def. Sydney 11.16 (82). Magpies swoop on Swans; Hot Pies cool off at the end, but too late … Continue reading

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‘Piss Off Brisbane’

Pies primed for payback time Robert Walls The Age June 3, 2006 COLLINGWOOD last beat the Brisbane Lions in a qualifying final in 2003 at the MCG. Since that night at the MCG, the Lions have mauled the Pies in … Continue reading

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Pies triumph over tenacious Dogs

And The Magpie Army — pink bits ‘n’ all — is striking terror into the hearts of all those too stoopid to recognise Collingwood’s utter magnificence. COLLINGWOOD MAGPIES 21.13 (139) defeated Western Bulldogs 16.9 (105). “The Magpies attack was on … Continue reading

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HOT PIES!

After a “gallant defeat” last week, the Pies are back! Magpies annihilate disappointing Cats… COLLINGWOOD MAGPIES 22.14 (146) def. Geelong Cats 6.8 (44). I repeat: COLLINGWOOD MAGPIES 22.14 (146) def. Geelong Cats 6.8 (44). Pies flatten Geelong; Magpies sweep Cats … Continue reading

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Collingwood spanks Carlton’s arse with The Wooden Spoon

The world today seems absolutely crackers, With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high. There’s fools and idiots sitting on the trigger. It’s depressing and it’s senseless, and that’s why… I love Collingwood and I hate Carlton. So it’s … Continue reading

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bombers nosedive; magpies triumph!

COLLINGWOOD Magpies 15.16 (106) defeated Essendon BOMBERS 12.17 (89) Pies outstanding in Anzac win; Magpies prevail over Dons; Didak’s last term sets up Magpie triumph; Didak triple sinks Bombers at MCG; Collingwood prevail in ANZAC clash; Magpies’ AFL win ‘breaks … Continue reading

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