Leunig saved from free-fall


This is what happens when the fact slams into me that I have been secretly and maliciously set up and framed and that the story will soon be on the wire and the twisting and distorting of my life is about to become extreme and that the consequences for me and my family could be dire.

Richard Cooke, a satirist at The Chaser, has confessed to entering a cartoon by Australian cartoonist Michael Leunig in a competition for cartoons about the Holocaust sponsored by Hamshahri, Iran’s “best-selling” newspaper. (“Hamshahri, a Tehran-based paper, published a call for cartoons under the title: “What is the Limit of Western Freedom of Expression?” on its website.”) So Leunig was set up, but not maliciously. Further, Cooke has apologised to Leunig, and his apology has been accepted. Unfortunately for Richard, the media will now presumably hound (chase?) him instead… and all over a bloody cartoon!

In other news, I found Azlan McLennan‘s site. It’s here. He also appears to be a member of Resistance, which is surprising.

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check the date…

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three way fight?

:: Mahomet débordé par les intégristes (Mahomet overwhelmed by integrists / fanatics) // “C’est dur d’être aimé par des cons” (‘It’s tough being adored by dickheads’) ::

Unfortunately, there appears to be just one person in both Egypt (population 77,505,756) and the world (population 6,446,131,400 — July 2005 figures) able to confirm that in the October 17, 2005 edition of Al Fagr there appeared a number of ‘offensive Danish cartoons’. Still, if Aunty says so, it must be true. Well, Der Spiegel (and Adil Hammuda) certainly think so:

Adil Hammuda, editor-in-chief of Al Fagr, a liberal Egyptian weekly, was astonished when the storm erupted in January. He had reprinted the cartoons that had been published in Danish newspaper Jyllands-Posten in his own paper four months earlier, during the first week of the Muslim month of fasting, Ramadan — even going so far as to place the most controversial cartoon depicting the Prophet Muhammad with a bomb in his turban on the front page.

Al Fagr is a young but prominent paper that made a name for itself during Egypt’s presidential election in September. But the reprinted cartoons failed to attract much attention.

“It can’t be a coincidence,” says Hammuda, “that the story didn’t explode until so much later.”

Hopefully, given that the edition of Al Fagr in which the cartoons appeared is inexplicably the only edition not available online, someone else will have kept a copy of the “prominent” liberal weekly’s October 17 edition… but who knows? ‘Today’s news, tomorrow’s fishwrapper’.

Finally, a joke from Irshad Manji:

A priest, a rabbi, and a mullah meet at a conference about religion, and afterwards are sitting around discussing their different faiths. The conversation turns to the topic of taboos.

The priest says to the rabbi and the mullah, “You guys can’t tell me that you’ve never eaten pork.”

“Never!” intones the rabbi.

“Absolutely not!” insists the mullah.

But the priest is skeptical. “Come on, not even once? Maybe in a fit of rebellion when you were younger?”

“Okay,” confesses the rabbi. “When I was young, I once nibbled on bacon.”

“I admit it,” the mullah laughs (not excessively). “In a fit of youthful arrogance, I sampled a pork chop.”

Then the conversation turns to the priest’s religious observances. “You can’t tell me you’ve never had sex,” says the mullah.

“Of course not!” the priest protests. “I took a vow of chastity.”

The mullah and the rabbi roll their eyes. “Maybe after a few drinks?” the rabbi teases.

“Perhaps, in a moment of temptation, your faith waned?” the mullah wonders.

“Okay,” the priest confesses. “Once, when I was drunk in seminary school, I had sexual relations with a woman.”

“Beats pork, huh?” say the rabbi and the mullah.

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billboard reclamation


High Street, Clifton Hill, Melbourne, February 2006
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Against Terror, Against the State


While foolish humans in the US Government (as well as “Government officials from… Canada, Australia and England and executives from Microsoft, Cisco, Verisign and others”) have been “working from basement offices at the Secret Services headquarters in downtown Washington” in order to test their command-and-control of the Internet during periods of crisis, in stunning news, Captain Planet has finally revealed his whereabouts after 10 years absence. And like countless others of yesteryear’s liberal Greens, in the face of impending ecological collapse, he’s finally gone feral!

Captain Planet Resurfaces As Leader Of Clandestine “Eco-Terrorist” Group.

I knew it!

SEATTLE, WA – Captain Planet warned in a videotape aired Monday that his eco-terrorist fighters are preparing new eco-attacks but offered the American people a truce on the condition that they begin “respecting the environment.”

“Americans must change their polluting ways or suffer the consequences,” said Planet. “We’re planning more attacks, but will cancel these if Americans all promise to start respecting the environment. The power is yours!”

The cartoon videotape, portions of which were aired on CNN, was the first from Captain Planet in 10 years, since his show “Captain Planet and the Planeteers” was cancelled in May of 1996. It came only days after an eco-terrorist attack on a car dealership in Seattle that destroyed 15 Ford Excursion SUV’s.

“Either America stops driving sports utility vehicles peacefully,” threatened Planet, “or it will be engulfed in flames. Which will it be America? The power is yours!”

According to CNN, Captain Planet became leader of the Earth Liberation Front (E.L.F.) eco-terrorist group shortly after losing his cartoon show in 1996. Since that time, he has boldly spear-headed several eco-attacks against America, including a spate of natural disasters which ravaged the United States in 2005. Editors at CNN said they could not comment on how they knew all these things.

Captain Planet said he decided to make a statement to the American people because he said President Bush “wasn’t doing enough to save the Earth from pollution.”

“I offer the American people a truce,” said Planet. “Stop polluting, stop littering, and start cleaning up pollution, and we’ll stop planning eco-attacks. The power is yours!”

The White House rejected the truce.

The United States will continue to drive gas-guzzling SUV’s, despite Captain Planet’s threats, White House press secretary Scott McClellan said. “We do not negotiate with terrorists, eco or otherwise,” McClellan said. “We kill them, plain and simple.”

The CIA has authenticated the voice on the tape as that of Captain Planet, an agency official said. CIA Director Porter Goss vowed to capture and detain the eco-terrorist leader.

“Captain Planet will eventually be brought to justice,” said Goss. “However, it will not be easy, as he can retreat into the Earth’s core at a moment’s notice.”

U.S. counter-terror officials said Tuesday they have seen no specific or credible intelligence to indicate another impending E.L.F. attack on the United States.

“The Homeland Security Department has no plans to raise the national terror alert,” spokesman Russ Knocke said. “Captain Planet doesn’t scare us. After all, he’s the gayest cartoon character of all time.”

The E.L.F. leader is currently believed to be hiding on Hope Island, an uncharted, unpolluted tropical isle far from civilization.

Seriously but… the ELF has been a pain in the arse to all the right people for years now; in fact, the FBI has even had the cheek to declare the ELF to be that country’s No.1 ‘domestic terrorist threat’! (In psychoanalytic discourse, this is called ‘projection’.) Part of the problem that the FBI has been confronting is that “the ELF” is really just a name: — a name groups of environmental radicals may choose to adopt to publicise their actions, but which otherwise implies little other than a commitment to taking (illegal) direct action against polluters. As such, “the ELF” has no existence outside of the nightmares of politicians, police and polluters, on the one hand, and the shifting, temporary networks of interested individuals that form in order to carry out non-violent actions against particular targets, on the other.

(See Judith Lewis, ‘Earth to ELF: Come In, Please’, LA Weekly, Thursday, December 22, 2005, for recent commentary; Randy Borum and Chuck Tilby, “Anarchist Direct Actions : A Challenge for Law Enforcement”, Studies in Conflict and Terrorism, Volume 28, Number 3 / May-June 2005, pp.201-223; Gary Ackerman, “Beyond Arson? A Threat Assessment of the Earth Liberation Front”, Terrorism and Political Violence, Volume 15, Number 4 / Winter 2003, pp.143 – 170; Bron Taylor, “Threat Assessments and Radical Environmentalism”, Terrorism and Political Violence, Volume 15, Number 4 / Winter 2003, pp.173-182 for ‘scholarly’ analysis.)

Recently, however, the US state has declared its intention to destroy “the ELF” ‘once and for all’ in the form of a show trial (‘grand jury’) involving 11 activists; the FBI ‘Eco-Eleven’. The North American Earth Liberation Prisoners Support Network is one group that is organising to try and ensure that the eleven aren’t railroaded:

The NA-ELPSN is part of the Earth Liberation Prisoners Support Network (ELP), an international network of groups that support people who are accused or convicted of actions taken in defense of the Earth and its inhabitants. Such actions, accusations, or convictions that would warrant support by ELP would include: Earth and animal liberation activity (regardless of whether the “A.L.F.” or “E.L.F.” claimed responsibility), anti-nuclear activity, communities fighting development, peace action, indigenous resistance, anti-fascist, and prisoners from the MOVE family.

You can also read more about some of the eleven accused here, here and here.

As for Australia…

While David Hicks — having been completely and even gleefully abandoned to his fate by both the Australian Government and Federal Opposition — continues to be held illegally by the US Government at its concentration camp for enemies of the US state in Guanatanamo Bay, Cuba, closer to home, the 10 Melbourne men accused of amorphous ‘terrorist offences’ (‘being members of a terrorist organisation’) have all had their applications for bail rejected.

Useful Resources:

[Australian] Activist Rights: Legal Information & Resources
Civil Rights Network
Friends of Scott Parkin
Justice Action
Justice For Jack [Thomas]
Liberty Victoria
People for Constitutional Rights

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Suspended Sentence


SUSPENDED SENTENCE…

Read the paper – humdrum
Henley Regatta – page one
Eat die – ho hum
Page three – big bum
Giving a lunatic a loaded gun
He walks – others run
Thirty dead – no fun
Foreigners feature as figures of fun
Do something destructive chum

Sit right down – write a letter to the Sun
Say… “Bring back hangin’ for everyone”

They took my advice – they brought it back
National costume was all-over-black
There were corpses in the avenues and cul-de-sacs
Piled up neatly in six-man stacks
Hanging from the traffic lights and specially made racks
They’d hang you for incontinence and fiddling your tax
Failure to hang yourself justified the axe
A deedely dee, a deedely dum
Looks like they brought back hangin’ for everyone

The novelty’s gone – it’s hell
This place is a – death cell
The constant clang of the funeral bells
Those who aren’t hanging are hanging someone else
The people pay – the paper sells
It’s plug ugly – sub-animal yells
Death is unsightly – death smells
Swingin’ Britain – don’t put me on
They’re gonna bring back the rope for everyone

LYRICS © JOHN COOPER CLARKE.

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Man, That’s Some Weird Shit Those Reactionary Pigs Are Smoking

Weird.

Very weird.

Reading a typically retarded thread on Melbourne Indymedia regarding what are apparently the only cartoons ever to have been published in a Danish newspaper, some troll called ‘Ing’ weighs in with the rather sensational claim that the offensive cartoons were published months ago in an Egyptian newspaper called “Al Fagr”: with negligible effect on (Egyptian) public opinion.

Cue the Herald Sun’s resident vaudeville performer Andrew Bolt:

I’m sure plenty of Muslims would agree with me, and here is proof provided by yet another blogger, this one from Egypt: some of the cartoons were published in an Egyptian weekly newspaper, al Fagr, last October, during Ramadan no less, without inspiring any Muslims to reach for their guns or incinerate things Danish.

Ing, unlike Bolt, provides a link to one of these brave and intrepid bloggers: Rantings of a Sandmonkey. (Bolt also speculates that Christians would be offended by a ‘blasphemous’ portrayal of Jesus now showing at Red Wall Gallery in Hobart… but that’s another story.) So, according to our male, Gemini, sandmonkey correspondent in Cairo, Egypt:

Freedom For Egyptians reminded me why the cartoons looked so familiar to me: they were actually printed in the Egyptian newspaper Al Fagr back in October 2005. I repeat, October 2005, during Ramadan, for all the Egyptian Muslim population to see, and not a single squeak of outrage was present. Al Fagr isn’t a small newspaper either: it has respectable circulation in Egypt, since it’s helmed by known journalist Adel Hamoudah. Looking around in my house I found the copy of the newspaper, so I decided to scan it and present [it for] all of you to see…

And well, I don’t know what you see, but what I see makes me think there’s more to this story than meets the eye…

Freedom for Egyptians is, like the rantings of the sandmonkey, another anonymously authored blog, whose creator in this case claims to divide their time between Washington, DC and Cairo, Egypt. While being unable to provide an online reference, ‘FfE’ thoughtfully provides the following details regarding “Al Fagr”:

Name: Al Fager الفجر
Editor-in-Chief: Adel Hamouda عادل حمودة
Edition/issuance no. #: 21
Date: 17 October 2005, Hijri (Islamic Calendar) 14 Ramadan 1425
Reporters: Youssra Zahran and Ahmed Abdel Maksoud
يسرا زهران وأحمد عبد المقصود
Pages: Front & 17 for details and images
The headline in Arabic said : الوقاحة المستمرة. السخرية من الرسول وزوجاته بالكاريكاتير
Translation: Continued Boldness. Mocking the Prophet and his wife by Caricature.

Somewhat confusingly, our anonymous, freedom-loving Egyptian blogger claims that “it [was] not my idea to bring the details of this Egyptian paper [to public attention], it [was] Gateway Pundit’s”; some weird-arse wingnut from ‘Jesusland’ who unhelpfully adds this to the story: “Freedom for Egyptians has the details”! So, given the absolute dearth of information available from these, deeply suspect sources, what does searching for “Al Fagr”, “Al Fager”, “Adel Hamouda”, “Youssa Zhran” and “Ahmed Abdel Maksoud” actually reveal?

Well, while neither “Youssa Zhran” nor “Youssou Zhran” nor “Youssera Zaharan” nor “Ahmed Abel Maksound” appear to exist — and “Ahmed Abdel Maksoud” appears to be more respected for his wrestling than his journalistic skills — ‘Adel Hamoudah’ is described as being the editor of ‘Al Fagr’ in one of precisely two ‘news’ articles regarding the editor and the newspaper which allegedly published the cartoons in Egypt in October 2005. Thus the UAE-based Khaleej Times, citing an AP article which makes no mention of either Al Fagr or Adel, states:

…an independent Egyptian weekly newspaper known for dealing with sensational topics published the upper half of some of the controversial cartoons, omitting any facial representations. Adel Hamoudah, editor of Al Fagr (The Dawn), said he took copies of the cartoons from the Internet for the Tuesday edition and published them as a means of emphasizing their “impudence.” He did not explain, however, why he chose only to print the upper half of the caricatures.

Note that this report, dated February 6, 2006, makes absolutely no reference to the cartoons in question being published in October, and instead quite clearly implies that they were first published in The Dawn in February 2006.

Al-Fagr / The Dawn — established in June of last year by the former editor of Sawt Al-Umma — does have an online presence, however. By way of background, according to Dina Ezzat writing in Issue No. 746 (9-15 June, 2005) of the Al-Ahram Weekly Online:

Al-Fagr, a new independent weekly, hit the newsstands on Saturday. Edited by Adel Hamouda, former editor of Sawt Al-Umma, a Sunday independent weekly, Al-Fagr promised its readers to be “the voice of freedom”.

Unlike the green of Al-Wafd, a partisan daily, the red of the partisan [and since closed?] Al-Ahali, Al-Arabi, the independent Al-Osbou, Sawt Al-Umma and Ad-Dostour, and the orange of Al-Ghad, another partisan, Al-Fagr chose blue as its masthead colour.

In its first issue, Al-Fagr ran an introduction by its editor who promised that the paper will “reveal all the truth on all its pages to help the reader reach the shores of knowledge”. This, Hamouda indicated, will be done in a way that is not particularly loud. “After all, those who scream do not necessarily voice a worthwhile opinion.”

On the front page of its first issue, Al-Fagr offered a wide range of stories that had a political/editorial line of slapping the government with one hand and patting it on the shoulder with the other — just as Sawt Al-Umma — at least under Hamouda — and Al-Osbou attempt to do. “Have the president’s men became a burden?” was the most attractive front- page piece of Al-Fagr on Saturday. Like similar stories, and for that matter opinion articles by other independent papers, Al-Fagr argued that some old-time advisors of President Hosni Mubarak have become more of a burden than an asset to the head of the state.

So, Al-Fagr exists, as does Adel Ham(m)ouda(h), its editor. But what about the original article? The edition of the newspaper (#21, dated October 17, 2005) in which some of the (censored) cartoons were (allegedly) published is, unlike every other edition of the paper, unavailable online. But still, according to ‘Tasneem Brogger in Copenhagen’ writing for Bloomberg: “The Egyptian newspaper Al Fagr on Oct. 17 published six of the 12 Muhammad cartoons printed by Jyllands-Posten on Sept. 30, Danish state-owned broadcaster Danmarks Radio reported yesterday, citing Denmark’s ambassador in Egypt Bjarne Soerensen.”

Reuters contains a more detailed article on the same subject. Interestingly, while the Reuters article notes that “A blogsite, egyptiansandmonkey.blogspot.com, brought the publication to prominence in recent days by showing images from the October edition”, it also states that “Adel Hammouda told Reuters he had published the cartoons in el-Fagr in October after he said he had seen them on an Islamist Web site. He said he had not taken them from the Danish newspaper where they first appeared in September”. Further, “The images could not immediately be traced on the Islamist site. It was not immediately possible to confirm the publication in other Egyptian journals”.

To be continued…

[See also Arab Press Freedom Watch and The Caricature Crisis in Brief]

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Lenin vs Revolution

I recently stumbled across a blog heavy on Lenin and light on revolution. It made me think. ‘What a load of shit’, to be precise. So here’s another, more critical perspective on Lenin. Oh alright; it’s an anti-Leninist rant by a trained professional. (Try this at home.)

REVOLUTION IN RUSSIA

In February 1917, there was a Popular uprising in the Russian empire. The Tsar abdicated and the principal political parties, most of them Socialist, began to set up a crude parliamentary democracy, led by the Mensheviks. But Russia was a big, bleak, backward old empire that sprawled across five time zones, communication was bad; the uprisings continued. Radicals were released from prison, dissidents returned from exile, and ordinary people became increasingly aware of the possibilities of communal power. Peasants chased out the landowners, workers took over the factories and many organized themselves democratically through local mass meetings – Soviets.

Freedom was in the air. Much of the population had tasted it or at least had a whiff of it, it seemed to be out there for the taking. There seemed nothing to fear but the fear of freedom. Lenin (of the minority Bolsheviks) was one of the first politicians to sense the mood of the people. He realized that by adopting the popular slogans of the masses – “land to the peasants,” “worker control,” and “all power to the soviets,” the Bolsheviks, under his leadership, could seize power and move to the next phase of the “Marxist” revolution – “The dictatorship of the Proletariat”.

In the months that followed, Lenin persuaded the Bolsheviks that his scam was a runner and they concentrated their efforts on gaining influence in the Soviets and in the army. The October revolution of 1917 was a spontaneous affair, the Bolsheviks simply pushed through the crowd shouting “Stand aside! There’s nothing to be afraid of – trust me, I’m a doctor”. Freedom was quarantined and strictly rationed. Soon, with the Bolshevik Secret Police, the Cheka, quietly overseeing the running of the Soviets and the trade unions, freedom had disappeared.

ANARCHY IN THE UKRAINE

During the uprisings and reaction that followed the October Revolution, the fertile earth of the Southern Ukraine was trampled under the boots of at least four advancing and retreating armies. Variously at war with each other [and] faced with a strong spirit of independence amongst the local insurgent peasants, none of these forces conquered the region or stayed long enough to set up any form of government.

Official historians have failed to record the military genius of Nestor Makhno and the heroic deeds of his comrades in the Revolutionary Insurrection Army of the Ukraine. If the Makhnovists, as they became known, are mentioned at all they are referred to as “bandits” or (rather bizarrely) as part of the local right-wing “Kulak” movement. But if truth is the first casualty of war, then the history of war must be a pack of lies.

Makhno was of poor peasant stock, an anarchist who had spent many years in prison for “terrorist activities” against the Tsar. He had been released in the February amnesty, and by October was in the thick of it – redistributing the land and resources. The Bolshevik party found it difficult to recruit or organise in the Ukraine, so Lenin decided to use the republic as a bargaining chip with Germany in Russia’s withdrawal from the First World War.

NEITHER COMRADE LENIN NOR KAISER WILHELM

Threatened by powerful enemies on all sides, Makhno and thousands of his fellow peasants launched a campaign of armed resistance so wild and imaginative that it became the stuff of instant legend. Theatrical hit-and-run attacks disguised as enemy officers, daring assassinations, robbing the rich, giving to the poor, it all reads like the further adventures of Robin Hood. And Makhno, though only 28, was honoured with the title of Batko (“little father”) as he was 5’4″.

The Revolutionary Insurrection Army soon became a fully operational volunteer army numbering 50,000, and for three years, the million or so peasants of the Ukraine learned to live in a lawless society under fire. A society based on co-operation with no state power, no politicians, and subsequently no concept of property – in effect, a state of Anarchy.

The Revolutionary Insurrection Army liberated several northern cities from the Ukrainian Nationalists. They threw open the prisons, blew up police stations, wasted the bosses and returned power directly to the workers. They ignored the local Bolsheviks and other socialist authoritarians.

WHAT IS TO BE DESTROYED?

1918 saw Germany’s defeat in WWI and the Bolsheviks turned their attention once more to the Ukraine. They established a political foothold in the northern cities and then moved south with the Red Army, ostensibly to defend the revolution against the Tsarist “Whites” and nationalists.

Fighting under the black flag of Anarchy, the Revolutionary Insurrection Army were renowned for their bravery, moreover they were respected for their honour and revolutionary ethics – they elected their own commanders, were self disciplined and owed their allegiance solely to the insurgent peasants. Their military alliance with the Bolsheviks started interfering with the politics of the local free communes.

Respect for the Revolutionary Insurrection Army’s idealism led thousands of Red army soldiers to defect to them. Trotsky, the Bolshevik Commissar for war, soon replaced troops with Chinese and Lettish soldiers who spoke different languages to the Ukraine to prevent fraternising and to counter the defections. Elsewhere in Russia, idealists began to offer their services to Makhno and the movement grew, developing an education and cultural wing publishing newspapers and propaganda.

ENTER STAGE LEFT : TROTSKY

By 1920, Trotsky’s tactics had become ugly. He ordered the assassination of thousands of villagers loyal to the Revolutionary Insurrection Army and he withdrew Red Army troops from the front and allowed the Tsarist Cossacks to overrun the southern Ukraine. The Makhnovists retreated, a growing caravan of their supporters and refugees trailing behind them, until eventually this vast nomadic village was boxed on all sides by a variety of enemy armies. The Red Army waited.

In a brilliant stroke, the Revolutionary Insurrection Army attacked their enemies where they were the strongest, turned their weapons against them, and went on to liberate the southern Ukraine once more. Trotsky once again offered a military deal. Makhno agreed, subject to the release of all Anarchist prisoners through Russia and was once again betrayed. On the 26th November 1920, the Makhnovist commanders were invited to a joint conference – they were met by a firing line squad.

The remainder of the Revolutionary Insurrection Army managed to fight their way to Romania where many went their own ways into exile. A few remained to reorganise and fight. And in response to the bloody and wholesale massacre of fellow Anarchists by Lenin and his bloodthirsty butchers, the Communist Party HQ in Moscow was blown up in September 1921.

THE END

Makhno, ever the romantic hero, eluded capture and continued to fight on, but the Bolsheviks had weakened his grass roots support and the war weary Ukrainian peasants were slow to pick up the pieces. Their brief flirtation with freedom was over.

We have all flirted with freedom and, deep inside, all of us have the urge to make it a serious relationship. The Anarchist values of individual freedom, grass roots democracy, and the decentralisation of ALL forms of power are, if anything, more pertinent today than ever. See you on the barricades. – Tony Allen, Sept 1990

[from Revolt #2 (1992), South Africa]

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My new favourite film

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Extremely belated thank-you…

The following bands and individuals have over the last year or two helped Barricade by performing at benefits. Here’s a list. Support them ‘cos they support us!

Bowl of Dick
Ed Burger
Combat Wombat
Eventually Life Fades
The Frantics
Go Genre Everything
The Grey Daturas
Jenny Lee
Misspent Youth
Pisschrist
Teen God
Terror Firma
Trickledown
Wendy-O-Matik
Yidcore

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