Priests, Rants, Security… & Tabloids

Update (July 31) : YouTube, presumably bowing to pressure from the Church, has removed the offending video. The Good News (so to speak) is that it’s still available via Live Leak; you can even download the video if you want…

Bloody hell. Tabloid hack Nikki Protyniak has come out firing in support of beleagured potty-mouthed priest Geoffrey Baron today, claiming that ‘hundreds’ of messages on YouTube threaten the Very Reverend with… well… nothing really. Instead, according to Nikki, some anonymous person (or persons) has threatened to again skate on Church property, while Nikki recalls others’ opinion that the skaters should have assaulted Geoffrey.

This is a highly misleading account of the many hundreds of messages (over 2,200 at last count) left by anonymous viewers on YouTube. speccy501, for example, writes “Those kids need to be taught a good lesson. Pass the shotgun…”. mick6885, on the other hand, expresses the view that “i would have shot the little fuckers.” Loomis666, perhaps picking up on something Geoffrey said, writes “I hope they get raped by a police baton in jail.” fkotz also appears to believe that happiness is a warm gun, exclaiming “bring out the pump action shot gun.” Finally, dempas — who may also, I suspect, be in need of some anger management classes — is most upset: “i wanna find out who those cunts are n kill the lil fuckers… THEY ARE FUCK ALLL… FUCKEN THIER DADDIES CAUSE THEY ARE JUST INBREAD FUCKS THAT BRANCH FROM A FAMILY OF PUSSYS THAT I’D RAPE ANYTIME OF THE DAY! i dare you lil kids… who ever was involved in that shit.. add me to msn!!! [email protected] lets catch up lil fuckers.”

Etcetera etcetera etcetera: with rare exceptions, the commentary as a whole is marked by rank abuse, making it less Greek agora and more public (male) toilet wall.

Further, I may have missed something, but I don’t recall, as Nikki appears to, the priest being spat on. Secondly, Geoffrey is certainly pushed in the shoulder by one skater — but only after the priest has struck another across the head, and the skater who does push Geoffrey demands to know “Why’d ya fuckin’ hit him?”. Finally, while it’s true that a skater appears to throw (what I believe to be) an empty plastic bottle at the priest (it misses), this occurs immediately after Geoffrey enquires about a “little foreigner” with er, ‘unusual’ coloured hair and eyes, and before that racist taunt enquiring of another skater “…how’s your arsehole so sore from being fucked by these cunts?”

Curiously, facts missing from Nikki Protyniak’s article.

    And people were bringing children to him that he might touch them, but the disciples rebuked them. When Jesus saw this he became indignant and said to them, “Let the children come to me; do not prevent them, for the kingdom of God belongs to such as these. Amen, I say to you, whoever does not accept the kingdom of God like a child will not enter it.” Then he embraced them and blessed them, placing his hands on them. ~ Mark 10:13–16

Priest’s rant sparks security fears
Nikki Protyniak
Herald Sun
July 31, 2007

SECURITY has been upgraded at St Patrick’s Cathedral after a showdown between a Catholic priest and a gang of skaters. Hundreds of angry messages attacking the church’s dean appeared on internet site YouTube yesterday. The threats follow the posting of a video of Monsignor Geoff Baron swearing, and making racist and sexual slurs against the gang while trying to evict them from the grounds of the East Melbourne landmark. The monsignor’s foul-mouthed outburst — and the skateboarders’ equally vile reaction — has been viewed almost 40,000 times.

“Might go skate the church tomozz (sic) and cover the place in wax and grind the steps down and throw some rubbish all over the place,” one angry skater posted. Another threatens to turn the picturesque cathedral into Melbourne’s “next skate park”. “I’m gonna round up some bike riders and scooter riders and beat-boxers and . . . have a competition down the stairs there,” the post said. Another wrote: “Let’s all go skate St Pat’s and see if he’s calmed down a bit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Dozens of other messages suggest skaters should have bashed the priest to “teach him a lesson”.

The footage — taken almost a year ago — shows Monsignor Baron losing his temper and swearing profusely before slapping one of the teens. It also shows the priest being spat on, pushed, threatened and baited by the skateboarders, who repeatedly throw things at him. The church official said skaters had been a problem at the cathedral for some time. He said the church would investigate the threats but refused to comment further.

Monsignor Baron was not speaking to the media yesterday but offered a public apology on radio. “The shame that I feel and the embarrassment, I can’t really describe,” he told 3AW. “It was outrageous behaviour. I let myself down terribly badly, quite clearly, and I’ve also brought scandal and shock to other people. I wish I could take it back, but I can’t. I’ve got to live with the consequences.” He described the teens as “jackals and hyenas”, who had started things by calling him a pedophile and provoking him. “When you’re pushed to the limit, you lose control. All that rubbish, that filth which I said, just came to the surface. They were laughing and carrying on, which made me even worse.”

Monsignor Baron apologised to the public for his blasphemous outburst, but not to the skaters. But one of the skaters, who gave his name only as Adrian, said the priest had sworn at them before, on catching them trespassing on church grounds. He said some of his mates “got a little bit too excited” this time but blamed the monsignor for stirring them up. “He’s notorious,” Adrian said. “We shouldn’t have been there . . . but he has no right to swear profanities at us. “It was the furthest thing from our minds, to cause trouble. It’s a Catholic priest saying homosexual, racist remarks. Who wouldn’t be upset?”

But other YouTube visitors praised the priest. “The kids should have their butts kicked for provoking and breaking the law in the first place,” one person wrote. Another wrote: “I know this priest and he is the nicest, calmest person — it freaks me to see him like this.” Monsignor Baron said he would not offer to resign.

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8 Responses to Priests, Rants, Security… & Tabloids

  1. johnjoseph says:

    I forgive you, father.

  2. I would just like to say “Fuck off you fucking mother fucker of a racist scum bag. I hope you die a terrible death. LaST thing the world needs now is another fucking dumb fucker of a racist. DIE DIE DIE capitalist. Racism is used by the capitalists to divide the working class. FUCK OFF AND DIE DIE DIE”.

  3. @ndy says:



    I take it you don’t like racism?

  4. No. Racism is the tool of capitalism. The capitalists used racism in Germany to attract the proletariat’s attention from the real issues.

  5. dempas says:

    dude… ya got my email address advertised without permission… im sure thats a lawsuit 😛

    ahahaha nah who cares i like the fact you point out i got anger issues 🙂

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