Let the Muslims take over!


Ibrahim Siddiq-Conlon is a d00d.
So is Jack Zedee.
And Zaky Mallah!
Together, they are…

Ibrahim is an architect and wants to build Islam in Australia. This will include more prayer and less hands, apparently. Jack Zedee (aka Jack Zee), on the other, non-severed hand, is a Concerned Aussie™. Until recently, Jack was chillin’ with the homies at the Australian Protectionist Party, but it seems he’s a little too, er… passionate… even for them. As for Zaky, he’s Australia’s answer to Jerry Springer, so presumably the audience will be chanting Zaky’s name, and both Ibrahim and Jack will be surprised and embarrassed as he introduces to the audience ghosts from their past, nervously waiting backstage at Parramatta Town Hall.

What could possibly go wrogn?

See also : The Misery of Islam (Al-Djouhall) | Malatesta on 2010 on The Far Right (December 16, 2010) | EDL? MAC? Same Thing! [Malatesta] (November 16, 2010) | Fear of Islam (November 3, 2010).

About @ndy

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15 Responses to Let the Muslims take over!

  1. inglourious_basterd says:

    All lunacy all the time. Happily, the full moon wanes in the next few days.

  2. Just a Yank says:

    Jack is a veteran, who has put his life on the line many times, for us all. Yes, even us Yanks. I thank him for his service, past and present. I know him to be the type of bloke who spends his holidays clearing mines in underdeveloped countries. He is selfless, caring, and loves critters. He IS what I wish I was.

  3. Piltdown says:

    Jack believes in freedom.

    That X & Y can reside wherever they fucking like without being constrained by un-Australian laws.

    Jack believes Algebra, like all Islamic thought, is evil.

  4. inglourious_basterd says:

    @ Just A Yank

    Oh really? Which war?

    Not Vietnam, he was 15 when Gough brought the troops home. The ADF doesn’t “do” child soldiers.

  5. Oh goody. Two wackos arguing about who is more nuts. Ought to be a hoot.

  6. Mouse says:

    I served with Jack in Rwanda , Cambodia , Sudan , Somalia , East Timor and got out

    He was in before i joined and got out after i did

    He goes back to Cambodia and lifts mines , not for money but for free with another group , mainly Vietnam Vets , so kids dont get hurt by the bloody things

    He has appeared on Australian Story (Bombers Story), UNICEF documentaries and was nominated for a peace award but declined as he would have had to waste a month away from mine lifting (you cant lift the damn things safely in the wet season)

    And you lot want to run him down , so may i ask what have you people done that make you so much better ? that puts you in a position to ridicule him ?

    Please i am very interested in knowing , what makes you so special and people like Jack targets for your ridicule ?

  7. Piltdown says:

    I have recently:

    Disarmed an intellectually disabled psychopath wielding a crowbar.

    Informed a bikie he is not a fit father.

    Listened to a child describe how they were raped.

    Confronted a Paedophile.

    Stood in front of armed police when they attacked a drug addicted child.

    Cleaned a stab wound on a child who was to scared to go to the police.

    Convinced a 16 year old speed freak with kidney failure to go to hospital.

    Physically restrained a violent misogynist, then prevented the cops from hurting the fucker.

    Talked down a suicide.

    I’m just an average Jesuit.

    Am I man enough for you Mouse?

    You are a fool like your mate Jack.

  8. Mouse says:

    All from behind your keyboard !!

    yeah real hero type .. ho ho ho ho ho

    man ? no wanker anti Australian liar yeah PS your slanderous statements have been noted and the RSL informed as have their lawyers see you real soon

  9. inglourious_basterd says:

    @ Mouse do you know you are going to have to be more convincing if you want us to believe your tales.

    You see a lot of fake “war heroes” have already been extensively exposed so we tend to be wary of anything except hard evidence.

    Hard evidence for example would have been a direct link to the Australian Story episode, which if it exists would be found on the ABC website. We have so far been unable to find it.

    If impostors can fool the actual people who served in theatres of war they can certainly fool civilians.

    So we might just take it upon ourselves to have a chat to these people about the veracity of your colourful anecdotes.

  10. Jack Off says:

    Looks like Jack-Jack has been a naughty boy -> http://www.practicalmachinist.com/vb/gunsmithing/gun-plans-blueprints-dvd-set-165254/

    And the particular episode of ‘Australian Story’ that Jack-Jack, err I mean ‘mouse’ refers too seems to distinctly lack any personages by the name or look of ‘Jack’. Funny that.

  11. inglourious_basterd says:

    @ Jack Off

    Not only is the mine-clearing story an obvious furphy as you point out but the real volunteer mine-clearing team consists of three grizzled and genuine Vietnam vets and a larger number of Cambodian volunteers, none of whom is “Jack Zeedee”.

    Stolen Valour indeed!

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