Drink-Soaked Ex-Trotskyite Popinjay For War Undergoes Waterboarding For Vanity

This is funny, in a slightly awful way: Christopher Hitchens voluntarily undergoing waterboarding in a valiant quest to determine if the practice George II has declared neat-o is, indeed, torture.

You’ll never guess what he concluded.

In future issues of Vanity Fair, word on the virtual street is that Christopher will be attempting to answer other, similarly challenging questions. For example: Is undergoing oral sex — performed by, say, a willing intern — a pleasurable experience? Is tobacco-smoking habit-forming? Does one have a tendency to jog into battles waving old school ties?

Scratch of the t-t-turntable : ventz | See also : Australia: Release of secret reports highlights Labor’s role in boosting spy agencies, Mike Head, wsws.org, July 5, 2008

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starFUCKs cOFFee

    “I was convinced that under my leadership, employees would come to realize that I would listen to their concerns… If they had faith in me and my motives, they wouldn’t need a union.” ~ Pour Your Heart Into It: How Starbucks Built a Company One Cup at a Time, Howard Schultz & Dori Jones Yang, Hyperion, 1997

    A Starbucks representative told 24 Hour News 8 they consider their employees partners and “respect our partners right to organize, but believe that they would not find it necessary given our pro-partner environment.”

The Global Day of Action Against Starbucks on July 5, 2008, while extensive — involving protests in approximately 17 countries and almost 50 cities — garnered almost no corporate/state media attention. The protests were sparked by Starbucks firing two union members. On April 24, 2008, Mónica, a barista and employee in Seville, Spain; and on June 6, Cole Dorsey, a barista and employee in Grand Rapids, Michigan, USA.

GR Starbucks employee firing triggers global protests
July 6, 2008

Kentwood, Mich. (WOOD) – Western Michigan is in the center of a series of global demonstrations against Starbucks after a local employee was fired for union activity. Workers picketed a Kentwood Starbucks store Saturday afternoon in response to two union related firings by the coffee giant, one in Spain, and one right here in West Michigan. Cole Dorsey, an East Grand Rapids barista, worked for the company for two years, and was considered a stellar employee, until he was fired the day Starbucks discovered he was in a union. Starbucks would not reveal any specifics about why Dorsey was fired. Leaders of the protest say Starbucks has been firing outspoken union baristas ever since the start of the International Workers of the World Starbucks Workers Union in 2004. Dorsey who was present at the Kentwood protest, hopes to alter how Starbucks pays and treats it’s coffee growers and baristas. “If they see this global solidarity of people that are angry throughout the world they might have to reconsider how many stores they can open,” he told 24 Hour News 8 Reporter Jessica Leffler. A Starbucks representative told 24 Hour News 8 they consider their employees partners and “respect our partners right to organize, but believe that they would not find it necessary given our pro-partner environment.”

The protests took place in Argentina, Australia (Melbourne), Austria (Vienna), Chile, France, Germany (Aachen, Berlin, Bonn, Braunschweig, Bremen, Darmstadt, Dortmund, Duisburg, Düsseldorf, Frankfurt/Main, Hamburg, München, Münster, Nürnberg, Stuttgart and Wuppertal), Ireland (Belfast, Dublin), Italy, Japan, Norway, Poland (Wroclaw), Portugal, Russia (Moscow), Serbia, Slovakia, Spain (Barcelona, Madrid, Seville, Valencia), the UK (Birmingham, Brighton, London) and the USA (Boston, MA, Burlington, VT, Chicago, IL, Fresno, CA, Grand Rapids, MI, Los Angeles, CA, New York City, NY, Philadelphia, PA, Phoenix, AZ, Rochester, NY, Salt Lake City, UT, Tempe, AZ).

In Australia, PR for Starbucks is handled by Porter Novelli, a subsidiary of Clemenger Communications, Australasia’s largest PR firm.

See also : Melbourne Starbucks Action, July 5, 2008 | Global Day of Action Against Starbucks : July 5, 2008 | Global Day of Action website | Grand Rapids Starbucks Workers Union (IWW) | Sección Sindical en Starbucks. CNT-AIT | Union struggles to reach, recruit Starbucks workers, Melissa Allison, Seattle Times, January 4, 2007

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Andrew Bolt : Ten Years of Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Journalistic Excellence

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Dearest Editor,

Thank Goodness for Andrew Bolt! Without those subtle references to ’emperors’ and ‘kenzo bags’ I never would have realised that Toyota was owned by a bunch of those bloody Japs! Well they won’t be getting a red Aussie cent out of me – I’ll be sticking with my patriotic Honda, thanks.

Kind regards,

Dr. Cam

And from this Saturday just gone:

If there was a fat Olympics, we would be the gold medal nation, according to Prof. Simon Stewart from the Baker Heart and Diabetes Institute (A nation of fatties, 20/6). I’m all for patriotic optimism, but surely – as the fattest and least athletic nation – we would be the clear losers. Prof. Stewart should stick to preventative cardiology and leave sport to the experts.

Kindest regards,

Dr. Cam

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Off with his head!

From the Department of 75-Years-Too-Late:

Hitler swiftly loses his head in the dictator’s latest downfall
Allan Hall
The Observer
July 6, 2008

In life, he died from a pistol shot to the head. But yesterday, Hitler‘s wax effigy met the fate of the French nobility after 1789: decapitation. A controversial waxwork that went on show at Madame Tussauds in Berlin last week was beheaded by anti-fascist protesters within minutes of the doors opening.

‘A man leapt over the ropes and, with a single whack, the head was off,’ said a witness.

A 41-year-old man, a member of Antifa, a radical group opposed to neo-Nazi violence in Germany, was apprehended by police shortly afterwards. He faces charges of criminal damage, assault and trespass.

Some 25 workers spent about four months on the waxwork, using more than 2,000 pictures and pieces of archive material…

Obviously, the man responsible for this outrage is a liar, a hypocrite and no better than the Nazi dictator whose wax effigy he decapitated. Note that Tussauds is owned by Merlin Entertainments Group Ltd, the biggest operator of amusement parks and other attractions in Europe, and the second largest operating globally after Disney, the company established by one of Adolf’s American admirers, Walt.

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Melbourne Starbucks Action, July 5, 2008

Melbourne Starbucks Action

Twenty people from various groups, including IWW, Melbourne ASF (Anarcho-Syndicalist Federation, attached to the IWA), Melbourne Anarchist Club, Union Solidarity and more showed up to show our solidarity with the sacked Starbucks workers and demand Starbucks allow their workers to organise. The action went for about an hour and a half, emptying the store almost completely. Lots of cops (who got free Starbucks coffees, of course), but it was all very civil.

See also : Global Day of Action Against Starbucks : July 5, 2008

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LOL! Teh Interwebs are cool! Republicrats are not!

FREAK OUT!

Anarchist group posts private RNC transportation plans on website
Elena Kibasova
KAALTV.com
July 3, 2007

Transportation plans for the Republican National Convention are posted on the website of an anarchist group promising to crash the convention. The document, which is an early version of the master transportation plan, was leaked by a website run by a group called the RNC Welcoming Committee

Come September, I’ll be joining plane loads of Australian and Kiwi anarchists, English, German and Swedish football hooligans, on their way to the convention. Uh-huh, yeah.

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Forty stupid questions…

1) Do you have the guts to answer these Qs?
No.

2) What would you do if meth was legalized?
Go out of business.

3) Abortion: for or against?
Upside-down.

4) Would our country fail with a woman president?
Fingers crossed.

5) Do you believe in the death penalty?
I think you’ll find it’s mandatory.

6) Are you for or against premarital sex?
Sure, although I sometimes like to have dinner first.

7) Do you think same-sex marriage should be legalized?
Honestly honey, as long as it’s followed by a fabulous reception, who cares?

8 ) Do you think it’s wrong that so many Hispanics are moving to the USA?
No: I’ve simply run out of room beneath my bed.

9) A 12 year old girl has a baby. Should she keep it?
Not if she can sell it for drugs.

10) Should the alcohol age be lowered to 18?
I’d say $1.50 is about right.

11) Assisted suicide is illegal. Do you agree?
Do I have a choice?

12) Do you believe in spanking your children?
No. Only yours. If they’re cute, female, and 18+.

13) Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Are the police corrupt?

14) A mother is declared innocent after murdering her five children in a temporary insanity case. Opinion?
Your arse does look fat in those jeans.

15) Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Only this one.

16) Have you ever made out with someone you weren’t dating?
Made out I liked them, yes.

17) Is there a difference between the word ‘best friend’ and ‘friend’?
Is this question ‘stupid’ or ‘fucking stupid’?

18) If your ex came up to you and apologized for something they did wrong, what would you say?
Thank them and thrust their head back into the bucket of water.

19) Do you miss anyone?
Not if I aim properly.

20) What was the highlight of your week?
Something I always look forward to enjoying.

21) Who was the last person who looked at you and smiled?
Wishing they were alive to regret it.

22) Do you have any interesting tattoos/piercings?
Plenty. But only those I collect from others.

23) Are you afraid to grow up?
Explain.

24) Can you count past 100?
No, my mouth is generally too tired by that stage.

25) Any upcoming vacations?
The future is uncertain.

26) Do you care what people think of you?
Other people think?

27) Would you call yourself smart?
I prefer Andy.

28) Do you like to read?
Only between the lines.

29) Is anything wrong?
With your head? It certainly appears so.

30) Do you have a good relationship with your parent(s)?
They’re both unemployed, so we have a lot in common.

31) Name something you CANNOT wait for.
The past.

32) What’s your favourite season?
The last one.

33) Last thing you ate and drank?
The blood and guts of an Englishman.

34) Do you like peanut butter?
We’re not on speaking terms.

35) Who’s making you feel the way you are right now?
The demons in my head.

36) Most visited web page(s)?
Is most likely porn-related.

37) Who will you sleep with tomorrow?
The luckiest woman on the planet.

38) Looking forward to something this weekend?
I wish.

39) How many siblings do you have?
Less than 100, thankfully.

40) Do you have any pets?
Only those I haven’t eaten.

41) What’s your favourite number?
Monica Bellucci’s private line.

42) What are you watching right now?
My life disappearing.

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Safety In Numbers / Kill Your Pet Puppy / CRASS

Once Were Punks

I’ve been reading The Story of Crass by George Berger (Omnibus, 2008). “The author”, according to the blurb on the back cover, “has written for Sounds, Melody Maker and Amnesty International among others”, and he reads like it too, unfortunately. I may write a review when I finish, but in the meantime, a few things stand out. One is the fact that, as Berger presents their ideas, they’re often incoherent. However, “Rimbaud denies the idea that Crass built up an ideology on the fly as people asked them about the meaning of ‘anarchy and peace'”. Secondly, the book makes reference to another, Anti-Fascist by Martin Lux (Phoenix Press, 2006; see also the Vice interview with Martin):

Martin Lux’s Anti-Fascist (Phoenix Press) is a hugely entertaining memoir about being a left-wing street fighter during that decade. He was a righteous and hyper-eloquent boot-boy who spent his spare time in the East End and travelling across the country in order to lay into the steel-capped “Ubers” who were marching in favour of repatriation. Lux is particularly cruel to those around him, “the bourgeois feminists, pacifists, lifestylists, revolutionary anoraks”, who favoured discourse over direct action: “This is the fuckin’ East End, not Hampstead!” He’s also hilariously unsentimental about the white working-class people he encounters: “Frenzied old bids brandished packets of Daz: ‘Washes Whiter Than White!’.” Another volume, this time on the 1980s, is hinted at on the final page: it can’t appear too soon.

The reference to Lux’s book emerges during a discussion of the fact that, over time, Crass gigs increasingly attracted unwanted attention from boneheads. One gig in particular, at Conway Hall in London in November, 1979, became infamous for violent clashes between boneheads from the British Movement, on the one side, and anarchists and members of the Socialist Workers Party, on the other. Berger quotes Bob Short on the period:

“I think the big difference is that in that era there was so much that you didn’t want to remember. I look at the period between ’78 and ’83/’84 as one of the few modern wars without correspondents. There was the birth of a thriving (and genuine) counter culture that almost completely eluded the possibility of corporate manipulation and takeover. Unfortunately, it was set against a backdrop of violence that most people I now know have little comprehension of.

The punk of ’76/’77 was a wild energy rush but by ’79 it had definitely split into a battle between the reactionary and the creative. The rise of the large squat estates created a genuine cultural identity. The rise of the British Movement gave it a dark mirror and a wolf at the door.”

Lots of punk kids had flocked to London and ended up living in squats, the exodus from the provinces becoming the beginnings of punk as a way of life and a movement. Often these squats would be viciously attacked by organised gangs of boneheads. Stories of gang rapes and people doused in petrol and threatened with being set on fire abound…

The punk squatters saw the reaction of Crass to the Conway Hall incident as a clear case of Crass being out in Epping and out of touch with their everyday lives in London. Some I’ve spoken to are incensed that Crass could even think [that those who fought the boneheads were in the wrong], given how heavy the violence was at the time…

Martin Lux: “I suppose in my heart of hearts the reaction following the Conway Hall bloodbath didn’t really surprise me, although I was taken aback for a while. After years of abuse, insults and cold-shouldering from many in the anarcho scene, it came as no great shock. Even so, it infuriated me. The group Crass and their support band The Poison Girls issued weighty statements. There were shock horror reports of the carnage in the Guardian and Time Out. The BM Nazis were treated as sacrificial lambs, despite them outnumbering us over two to one. We and our friends from the left were ‘Red Fascists’, a ‘Football Gang’, ‘their leaders appeared to be Scots’, even in the supposedly liberal press of the day a by-word for ‘nutter’. Such parochialism — even the Nazis would blush. The odium was heaped on me and others, but I withstood it with the usual fortitude, a couple of minor outbursts aside. After all, my critics would soon disappear into the halls of academia, respectability, the Labour Party, the media and property-owning classes. Fuck ’em.”

Following this incident, and the protagonists’ subsequent ostracisation from the anarchist and Socialist ‘establishment’, Martin Lux and his fellow ‘comrades at arms’ would go on to form Class War and Red Action/AFA, the respective histories of which have been since well documented.

On what became of the ‘squaddists’ from the SWP, see No Retreat | Fightdemback interview with Dave Hann, co-author No Retreat. As for Crass, they responded to the unexpected cancellation of their gig at Conway Hall by producing a statement which was re-printed in an issue of Kill Your Pet Puppy, a punk zine, along with a response, and a further reply by the band. On a related but somewhat cryptic note, see also: The Thought Criminals | The Rondos | T.H.U.G. | one two three four

In the meantime…

What are you going to do with your new ways?
What are you going to do with your new wave?
Maybe it’s that you no longer care
Now you’re so great
You’ve just got to stand there
Or were you never even bothered anyway
About the new wave

What about the new wave?
Did you think it would change things?

Here we all are in the latest craze
Stick with the crowd
Hope it’s not a passing phase
It’s the latest thing to be nowhere
You can turn into the wallpaper
But you know you were always there anyway
Without the new wave

What about the new wave?
Did you think it would change things?

It’s just safety in numbers

When it’s tricky, when it gets tough
When you need to feel that you’re good enough
All you pretty people who’ve been taken over
Had better start looking for your own answers
‘Cause there’s no safety in numbers anyway
Or in a new wave

What about the new wave?
Did you think it would change things?

It’s just safety in numbers

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It’s the End of the WORLD as we KNOW it and I FEEL fine #34 / #33


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Vale Alexander! Hail Christopher!

Bad News for Sports Fans: Alexander Downer has

shocked and stunned

the Nation by announcing his retirement from Parliament.

The question on everybody’s lips is: does this mean Alexander will stop blogging?

Let’s hope not. Since April and my last excursion into The Mind of Alexander, he has revealed much. For example, did you know:

    * KRudd’s 2020 Summit may usefully be compared to Stalin’s Five-Year Plans?
    * Madeleine Albright asked Alexander in 1998 if Australia would be prepared to support a war against Saddam Hussein?
    * Alexander met a tough woman named Aung San Suu Kyi in her home in Rangoon and Alexander committed Australia to helping her?
    * During the Blair’s visit to Australia in 2006, Alexander suggested to Cherie Blair that Tony Blair, whose father was a strong Conservative, was not truly Labour but the heir to the British Liberal tradition of Asquith, Lloyd George and Campbell Bannerman?
    * Alexander first visited Beijing in 1982, as Malcolm Fraser’s speechwriter? It was a very different China from the China of 2008! In 1982 there were very few modern high rise buildings, people dressed in drab Mao suits, there were no neon lights or bars and restaurants to be seen! It was a dour, socialist, drab sort of place! There were almost no shops: the only one the chaps who accompanied Malcolm could find was a department store bulging with cheap junk, some of which Alexander lugged home for his family (it was poorly received)! More significantly, Alexander had never seen more bicycles in a single place anywhere before or since! The place was swarming with bikes! There were millions of them! Today there are not many at all!
    * All of us dream, or we ought to anyway? Alexander discussed these dreams late one night on the inaugural passenger journey on the Adelaide–Darwin railway with the Premier, Mike Rann, the then head of Santos, John Ellice Flint and the then head of the Economic Development Board, Robert deCrespigny?
    * Nicole Kidman’s a great actor and a national icon. But could she put together a government budget or work out the geo-politics of the Asia-Pacific region? Alexander thinks not!

Alexander is, obviously, a legend, and filling his short pants is going to be no easy task. Fortunately, there’s another private schoolboy from Adelaide who may well fit the legend: and his name is Christopher.

Alexander Downer Resignation
Thursday, July 3, 2008

I shall be resigning from the Federal Parliament as the Member for Mayo from the close of business on Monday, 14 July 2008.

It has been a great honour to have served the people of Mayo for nearly 24 years and I am deeply grateful to them for the support they have given me.

I was born in the electorate and am deeply committed to the district and will remain so after politics.

Amongst my proudest achievements in Mayo have been to get the funding for the Heysen Tunnels in 1996 at a time when the Federal Government was otherwise making significant spending cuts. I am also proud to have helped get grants for many local projects ranging from the Hut now located in Aldgate to the new Stirling library.

I am also proud of the part I played in the Howard government’s $10 billion Murray Darling initiative. This initiative although, being implemented much more slowly than I would have liked, has the potential to transform completely the Murray Darling environment which, for the people of Mayo, is the most important single issue they now face.

Had it not been for the people of Mayo, I would never have served as the Foreign Minister of Australia for nearly 12 years. This was an enormous honour and throughout that time I tried to use every minute to advance the interests of Australia.

Amongst my proudest achievements are the Bougainville peace process, Australia’s response to the Asian economic crisis, our role in East Timor, Australia’s response to the war on terror in South East Asia as well as in Afghanistan and Iraq, the support for South East Asia following the 2004 tsunami and the restructuring of Australia’s South Pacific policies, in particular, the Regional Assistance Mission to Solomon Islands.

The Liberal Party has been the foundation of my political career. Although it is going through difficult times now, it is showing determination at both the Federal and State levels to get back into office. I am confident that it can look forward to considerable electoral success. I appreciate the friendship of Brendan Nelson who has done a marvellous job stabilising the Coalition after the election defeat of 24 November 2007. I think he, supported by Julie Bishop, Malcolm Turnbull and the Shadow Cabinet has every prospect of winning the next election.

In the future, I shall be establishing with Ian Smith and Nick Bolkus, a business consultancy called Bespoke Approach; accepting a number of board positions and taking up a part time role at a university (details of which will be announced by the university soon).

I shall also continue to be active in public debate through speaking engagements and writing, all of which are being managed by Robert Joske Management Pty Ltd

Finally, as is well known, the United Nations has approached me about a role as a Special Envoy of the Secretary General on Cyprus and I have told the United Nations that if this role is confirmed I will accept the position. I very much appreciate the role Kevin Rudd and Stephen Smith have played in supporting me for this role.

Finally, I would like to thank my wife Nicky and my four children, Georgina, Olivia, Edward and Henrietta for their enduring support during my years as a Member of Parliament. There have been difficult times for them on occasions and they have always been my backbone of support.

END

See also : Rogues’ Gallery

PS. Sophie Mirabella has had a baby:

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