My name is Suebdoo2! How do you do?


Today’s edition of The Australian contains an article stating that Sue Bateman, One Nation Party (ONP) candidate in the upcoming (March 11, 2006) Victoria Park state by-election in Western Australia, denies that she is a white supremacist and frequenter of the Stormfront website.

This is not the first time Bateman has been accused of being a white supremacist, nor the first time she’s denied it. It’s also not the first time that she’s contested an election for ONP. In fact, in the Victoria Park election of 2005, Sue enjoyed a 4.6% swing against her Party, receiving just 576 votes and coming last of the five candidates who contested the election.

Thus making Suebdoo2 a loser.

This may have come as a surprise to the Australian Christian Lobby, as Suebdoo2’s responses to the questionnaire they distributed to candidates prior to the 2005 election suggest that she’d like to be thought of as a ‘good Christian’. Thus Suebdoo2:

1) supports the ‘right’ of adoptive children to both a mother and a father (that is, she opposes gay adoption);
2) attends Church services more than once a fortnight;
3) supports the imposition of Judeo-Christian beliefs in the state education system;
4) supports increased restrictions on access to sexually-explicit materials;
5) supports a ban on the abortion of fetuses older than 22 weeks;
6) opposes drug harm-minimisation programs;
7) supports state funding of Christian missionaries to schools, prisons and other state institutions;
8 ) supports increased funding to religious businesses (‘charities’);
9) opposes the introduction of electronic gambling machines to WA and;
10) prefers embryonic to adult stem cell research.

Of course, whether or not the Australian Christian Lobby would support her espousal of and active involvement in neo-fascist politics of the sort that even ONP finds a political liability is another question. (Bateman was stood down from her position as WA ONP State President while her links to Stormfront were ‘investigated’).

Perhaps someone ought remind Suebdoo2 that telling lies makes baby Jesus cry.

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Mate, this ideology wouldn’t go “voom” if you put four million volts through it!

‘Communism bad, capitalism good’ is an old joke. Here’s another:

“What’s the difference between capitalism and communism?”
“I don’t know, what is the difference between capitalism and communism?”
“Capitalism is the exploitation of man by man. Communism is the reverse.”

As if to demonstrate this point, Seamus Milne has recently published an article in The Guardian defending Communism, a task he’s completed once before (also in The Guardian, oddly enough). Writing in the September 12, 2002 issue, Milne takes the same line he does in February 2006, and in remarkably similar language:

…the rewriting of history that began in the dying days of the Soviet Union… has intensified since its collapse. It has become almost received wisdom to bracket Stalin and Hitler as twin monsters of the past century – Mao and Pol Pot are sometimes thrown in as an afterthought – and commonplace to equate communism and fascism as the two greatest evils of an unprecedentedly sanguinary era. In some versions, communism is even held to be the more vile and bloodier wickedness. The impact of this cold war victors’ version of the past has been to relativise the unique crimes of Nazism, bury those of colonialism and feed the idea that any attempt at radical social change will always lead to suffering, killing and failure.

Three-and-a-half years later, in his most recent article, according to Milne, the song remains the same, only in 2006 the chorus is being led by the Council of Europe’s parliamentary assembly (rather than, in 2002, Kingsley Amis). Thus “Fifteen years after communism was officially pronounced dead, its spectre seems once again to be haunting Europe” as “The battle over history reflects a determination to prove that no political alternative can challenge the new global capitalism”. (Actually, I would argue that anarchism is the spectre that has once again been haunting Europe. But be that as it may…)

“No form of anti-communism should be legitimised in the consciousness of the people”, states the Communist Party of Greece. Milne appears to agree. His latest article, like the first, represents an attempt to salvage something positive from the wreckage of Communism or, more accurately, Marxism-Leninism. In essence, then, Milne’s task is to try and save Bolshevism/Communism from its own disrepute. As such, his article comes dangerously close to being properly considered the work of an apologist for totalitarianism. Below I give ten reasons why.

1) “Last month, the Council of Europe’s parliamentary assembly voted to condemn the “crimes of totalitarian communist regimes”, linking them with Nazism and complaining that communist parties are still “legal and active in some countries”.”

If the Council of Europe’s parliamentary assembly want to pass a motion ‘condemning the crimes of totalitarian communist regimes’… so what? They could hardly be expected to pass a motion approving such crimes now could they? So why not condemn them? Well, according to local Communists, “The resolution, titled “Need for International Condemnation of Crimes of Totalitarian Communist Regimes”, equated communism with Nazism/fascism, claiming that “communist ideology, wherever and whenever implemented, has always resulted in massive terror, crimes and large-scale violation of human rights” and that this is “a direct result of the class struggle theory”. It called on communist parties to renounce their views.”

This is bullshit.

Relevant points of the Draft Resolution read:

I. Draft resolution

2. The totalitarian communist regimes which ruled in Central and Eastern Europe in the last century, and which are still in power in several countries in the world, have been, without exception, characterised by massive violations of human rights. The violations have differed depending on the culture, country and the historical period and have included individual and collective assassinations and executions, death in concentration camps, starvation, deportations, torture, slave labour and other forms of mass physical terror.

3. The crimes were justified in the name of the class struggle theory and the principle of dictatorship of the proletariat. The interpretation of both principles legitimised the “elimination” of people who were considered harmful to the construction of a new society and, as such, enemies of the totalitarian communist regimes. A vast number of victims in every country concerned were its own nationals. It was the case particularly of peoples of the former USSR who by far outnumbered other peoples in terms of the number of victims.

The Resolution therefore calls on Communist parties not to ‘renounce their views’ but to renounce the crimes committed in their name. It does not state that such crimes are the direct result of the ‘class struggle theory’ (whatever that is) but that “The crimes were justified in the name of the class struggle theory and the principle of dictatorship of the proletariat”; a simple matter of record.

(NB. The CPA has actually merely reproduced an article by a Greek Communist first published in the People’s Weekly World, the newspaper of the CPUSA.)

2) “Now Göran Lindblad, the conservative Swedish MP behind the resolution, wants to go further. Demands that European ministers launch a continent-wide anti-communist campaign – including school textbook revisions, official memorial days and museums – only narrowly missed the necessary two-thirds majority.”

File under: Don’t mention the war.

Interestingly, Milne collapses the distinction between espousing ‘anti-communism’, on the one hand, and supporting a public education campaign regarding the crimes of totalitarian communist regimes, on the other. A moment’s thought demonstrates that the two are not synonymous.

3) “The ground has been well laid by a determined rewriting of history since the collapse of the Soviet Union that has sought to portray 20th century communist leaders as monsters equal to or surpassing Hitler in their depravity – and communism and fascism as the two greatest evils of history’s bloodiest era.”

Yes, well, that’s “A Big Question” isn’t it? Who’s the “Bigger Monster”? Hitler or Stalin? Let’s assume that the comparison is erroneous, that Hitler and fascist totalitarianism — whether Italian, Spanish, or German — is unquestionably ‘worse’ than Stalin and Communist totalitarianism.

Does this therefore mean that resolutions condemning “massive violations of human rights [by]… the totalitarian communist regimes which ruled in Central and Eastern Europe in the last century” are invalid? Of course not. Especially when the Resolution in question recognises that “The violations have differed depending on the culture, country and the historical period…”

In summary, people are free to engage in speculation as to which system of tyranny was worse, but there’s no good reason that I can see which mandates that others join in.

4) “A clue as to why [attacks on Communism have become more extreme recently] might be… found in the rambling report by Lindblad that led to the Council of Europe declaration. Blaming class struggle and public ownership, he explained that “different elements of communist ideology such as equality or social justice still seduce many” and “a sort of nostalgia for communism is still alive”.”

This appears to be a deliberate distortion of paragraph 5 of Lindblad’s ‘Explanatory Memorandum’ which accompanied the Resolution. In attempting to explain an alleged “absence of international condemnation” for such crimes, Lindblad writes:

The wish to maintain good relations with some [‘communist’ countries] may prevent certain politicians from dealing with this difficult subject. Furthermore, many politicians still active today have supported in one way or another former communist regimes. For obvious reasons they would prefer not to deal with the question of responsibility. In many European countries there are communist parties which have not formally condemned the crimes of communism. Last but not least, different elements of communist ideology such as equality or social justice still seduce many politicians who fear that condemnation of communist crimes would be identified with the condemnation of communist ideology.

5) “The fashionable attempt to equate communism and Nazism is in reality a moral and historical nonsense.”

Fashionable or not, attempts to understand the relationship between communism and fascism/Nazism are a historical reality; so too, the fact that some — even ‘self-described’ communists such as Otto Ruhle — have compared, if not equated, the two ideologies. And it was through such a comparison that the Marxist Ruhle even concluded in 1939 that The Struggle Against Fascism Begins with the Struggle Against Bolshevism:

Russia must be placed first among the new totalitarian states. It was the first to adopt the new state principle. It went furthest in its application. It was the first to establish a constitutional dictatorship, together with the political and administrative terror system which goes with it. Adopting all the features of the total state, it thus became the model for those other countries which were forced to do away with the democratic state system and to change to dictatorial rule. Russia was the example for fascism.

In short, the idea that a revolutionary critique of Bolshevism (‘Communism’) is ‘new’ is false, and the failure to acknowledge its existence is revisionism at its most basic.

6) “For all its brutalities and failures, communism in the Soviet Union, eastern Europe and elsewhere delivered rapid industrialisation, mass education, job security and huge advances in social and gender equality. It encompassed genuine idealism and commitment, captured even by critical films and books of the post-Stalin era such as Wajda’s Man of Marble and Rybakov’s Children of the Arbat. Its existence helped to drive up welfare standards in the west, boosted the anticolonial movement and provided a powerful counterweight to western global domination.”

Of course, a capitalist apologist might argue that, for all its brutalities and failures, capitalism in North America, western Europe and elsewhere delivers high technology, mass education, job security and huge advances in social and gender equality. It encompasses genuine idealism and commitment, captured even by critical films and books of the post-Fordist era such as Moore’s Roger & Me and Klein’s No Logo. Its existence provides welfare to millions in the West, boosts nationalist independence movements and provides an effective counterweight to Islamic fundamentalism.

And they, like Milne, would be engaging in apologetics.

7) “It would be easier to take the Council of Europe’s condemnation of communist state crimes seriously if it had also seen fit to denounce the far bloodier record of European colonialism – which only finally came to an end in the 1970s.”

Of course. But this is ‘politics’, after all, and it’s business-as-usual for one side to accuse the other of crimes — and for both to be right. So, could the passing of this Resolution be considered a cynical exercise? Yes.

EIGHT) “Comparable atrocities were carried out by all European colonialists, but not a word of condemnation from the Council of Europe – nor over the impact of European intervention in the third world since decolonisation. Presumably, European lives count for more… And while there is precious little connection between the ideas of fascism and communism [see 5], there is an intimate link between colonialism and Nazism. The terms lebensraum and konzentrationslager were both first used by the German colonial regime in south-west Africa (now Namibia), which committed genocide against the Herero and Nama peoples and bequeathed its ideas and personnel directly to the Nazi party.”

Actually, the British are more often credited with inventing and being the first to implement the modern ‘concentration camp’ (konzentrationslager) in South Africa in 1900, while the genocide of the Herero and Nama peoples took place between 1904 and 1907. Further, the genocide in the Belgian Congo — conducted by the Belgian, not German, colonial regime under King Leopold II — is estimated to have involved the deaths of between 7 and 10 million Congolese between the years 1880 and 1920. The fact that the Council has yet to condemn comparable atrocities committed by capitalist powers in the process of their own empire-building is probably hypocritical, but in no way invalidates condemnation of the crimes of totalitarian Communist regimes in Eurasia. Instead, perhaps it merely confirms Orwell’s observation that “The nationalist not only does not disapprove of atrocities committed by his own side, but he has a remarkable capacity for not even hearing about them”.

9) “No major 20th-century political tradition is without blood on its hands, but battles over history are more about the future than the past. Part of the current enthusiasm in official western circles for dancing on the grave of communism is no doubt about relations with today’s Russia and China. But it also reflects a determination to prove there is no alternative to the new global capitalist order – and that any attempt to find one is bound to lead to suffering and bloodshed.”

I’ve little doubt that “Part of the current enthusiasm in official western circles for dancing on the grave of communism is… about relations with today’s Russia and China”; nor do I doubt that this current enthusiasm, such as it is, has much to do with an attempt to (further) establish capitalist hegemony over political discourse. That said, a major 20th-century political tradition with very little blood on its hands, and one which also provides an anti-capitalist, anti-statist alternative to ‘the new global capitalist order’, is anarchism. And both capitalist and nominally ‘communist’ regimes are united in their opposition to this, the libertarian alternative to ‘Communism’. Unfortunately, serious discussion of the anarchist movement — like its repression by totalitarian regimes of both the Left (Bolshevism) and the Right (fascism) — appears to be verboten in this debate.

10) In 2006 Milne concludes that “The particular form of society created by 20th-century communist parties will never be replicated. But there are lessons to be learned from its successes as well as its failures.” In 2002 he concluded that “The problem for the left now is not so much that it has failed to face up to its own history, but that it has become paralysed by the burden of it.” I say: let the dead bury the dead:

We have always lived in slums and holes in the wall. We will know how to accommodate ourselves for a time. For, you must not forget, that we can also build palaces and cities, here in Spain and in America and everywhere. We, the workers. We can build others to take their place. And better ones. We are not in the least bit afraid of ruins. We are going to inherit the earth. There is not the slightest doubt about that. The bourgeoisie might blast and ruin its own world before it leaves the stage of history. We carry a new world, here, in our hearts. That world is growing this minute.

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Burn-A-Flag-For-Lenin Week!

Confronted with a recent and continuing downturn in membership, the youth wing of the neo-Trotskyist Democratic Socialist Perspective appears to have hit upon a brand new (sic) idea to try and reverse the trend (or at least make a few dollars): selling flag-burning kits to University students. Commodification of dissent in the name of Communist dictatorship? “The power is yours” Australia!

Socialists selling flag-burning kits
The Age, (Xavier La Canna) / AAP
February 18, 2006

A socialist youth organisation wants university students nationwide to buy their flag-burning kits next week to show their anger at the federal government. The group, Resistance, said the kits, containing an Australian flag, a lighter, a fire-lighting cube and Resistance pamphlets, would be sold at university orientation week for $5 each… The kit was inspired by the removal by police of a deliberately burned Australian flag from the Trocadero Art Space gallery in Footscray, Melbourne, on January 20… Major-General Bill Crews, national president of the Returned & Services League, condemned the kits. Maj-Gen Crews said the flag should not be a vehicle for protest or demonstration and burning the flag should be a criminal offence. “I find it highly offensive. Not just to our members, but to all decent Australians,” he said.

[“Some of [Bill’s] more recent appointments were as Head of the Defence Centre in Brisbane, Chief of Materiel in Army, and Assistant Chief of the Defence Force for Policy and Strategic Guidance. In 1996, he was appointed as an Officer of the Order of Australia for his Army Service. He retired in 1999 as a Major General from the appointment of Director of the Defence Intelligence Organisation. Soon after leaving the Army, Bill undertook a business opportunities study with Tenix Defence Systems Pty Ltd., the largest Australian-owned high-technology Defence contractor. This study was to facilitate the Company’s diversification into the command support, information management, intelligence, surveillance and reconnaissance fields.”]

…Trocadero Art Space director Michael Brenner said the artwork removed by police last month was returned to [Azlan McLennan], himself a Resistance member, last week and may be reinstalled at the gallery…

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Al Fagr

Tim Rutten, Los Angeles Times, ‘Let’s be honest about cartoons’, February 11, 2006:

“Then there’s the question of why there was no reaction whatsoever when Al Fagr, one of Egypt’s largest newspapers[!], published these cartoons on its front page Oct. 17 — that’s right, four months ago — during Ramadan. Apparently its editor, Adel Hamouda, isn’t as sensitive as his American colleagues.”

‘Cartoon protest planned for Pretoria’, iafrica.com, February 10, 2006:

“According to reports, the images were reproduced in an Egyptian newspaper four months ago, in the middle of the fasting month of Ramadan. Protests there went largely unnoticed by the rest of the Muslim world. Only last month did international Muslim anger surface after rioting in Gaza. Yosra Zahara[?], editor[!] of Al Fajr [sic], said Egyptians held a day of fasting on Thursday in response to the cartoons.”

‘Protesters torch Danish mission in Beirut, Interior minister resigns (AP)’, Khaleej Times Online, February 6, 2006:

“…an independent Egyptian weekly newspaper known for dealing with sensational topics published the upper half of some of the controversial cartoons, omitting any facial representations. Adel Hamoudah, editor of Al Fagr (The Dawn), said he took copies of the cartoons from the Internet for the Tuesday edition and published them as a means of emphasizing their “impudence.” He did not explain, however, why he chose only to print the upper half of the caricatures.”

*Note the date of publication of this article: February 6. Note also the dates upon which both “Freedom for Egyptians” and “Rantings of a Sandmonkey” claim to have made their ‘discovery’: Tuesday, February 7 and Wednesday, February 8, respectively. (Both published their extracts from the paper on February 8.)

*Finally, an article from the Norwegian press — available here — supposedly contains confirmation of the story by the Danish ambassador to Egypt.

A translation would be nice!

For more: Man…, three…, I am….

[Update 20/2/06: gray has also kindly translated this article, Muhammed cartoons printed in Egypt: “An Egyptian newspaper printed six of the controversial Muhammed cartoons already in October 2005 in connection with an article that condemned the caricatures and regarded them as an offensive or insulting act against Muslims and Islam. Ritzau was informed of this by the Danish Ambassdor in Egypt, Bjarne Sørensen. As far as he was aware, the printing did not lead to any debate or other reactions in Egypt.” After having been snubbed by the BBC, I’m still waiting to hear back from the Danish Embassy in Egypt on this one(!).]

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“A congaline of suckholes” for Kerry


Peter McGregor

If John Howard, Kim Beazley and co. are to give Kerry Packer a send-off, why shouldn’t we hold our own anti-state, anti-capitalist “dis-memorial” at the same time? After all, it’s us, the taxpayers, who are paying for Packer’s send-off, not Howard. And state memorial services are supposed to be for people who have made an outstanding contribution to Australia.

Packer, when he wasn’t gambling or commodifying sport, spent most of his time avoiding paying tax, despite his huge income. After his death, his own sycophantic media, along with most of the mainstream media, praised his generosity, citing his payment for the installation of respirators in some ambulances. That little gesture cost Packer less than he lost gambling, and much less than he avoided in tax.

Packer’s obsession with greed represents so much of what is wrong in our society. So why does Howard want to honour him?

[Kerry Packer loved his country and understood ordinary Australians, Prime Minister John Howard said at the service. “The key to his life and to his great success and the key to the enormous impact he had on the Australian community was his understanding about what made the ordinary bloke tick,” he said. “When we saw each other on a regular basis it was always to talk about Australia, to talk about ways in which you, sport, could make it better.” Mr Howard’s tribute followed the singing of the national anthem and an opening address from one of Mr Packer’s closest friends, gay Sydney radio broadcaster Alan Jones.]

Packer used his media empire to help Howard become prime minister, and to keep him there. The Packer and Murdoch media duopoly continually put a positive spin on Howard’s economic policies — policies that have done so much to make the rich richer while the rest of us find our working conditions deteriorating and our rent or mortgage increasing.

Howard repaid the favour by amending the media cross-ownership laws to allow Packer and Murdoch to gobble up smaller media, concentrating almost all of the commercial media in their hands. At the same time, the government cut funding for public media (ABC and SBS). And Howard — like Bob Hawke, Paul Keating, Bob Carr and Kim Beazley — actually admire capitalist bullies like Packer, since they have so much in common.

The poster for our “dis-memorial” action is an homage to Chips Mackinolty’s poster when Liberal PM Robert Menzies died in 1978 — an image of Menzies with the main text “Pig Iron Bob, dead at last”. The background words on the poster come from letters to the editor in the Sydney Morning Herald: “No need for an elaborate state memorial service for Kerry, when so many politicians could simply gather, as usual, in one of the great man’s back pockets”. And the photo? “Nick! Gimme your kidney, Nick!”

While the mainstream media speculates about whether Kerry’s son James’ ex-wife, Jodhi Meares, and Kerry’s “friend”, Julie Trethowan, will attend the memorial service, consider whether Kerry achieved the kind of successful euthanasia that is not available to ordinary Australians?

Just as Hawke declared a public holiday when Australia won the America’s Cup, the least Howard can do is make his Packer-dead-day the equal of the Queen’s birthday, Australia day, Xmess day and the like. If Howard is to be consistent about Packer’s send off being taxpayer funded, and hence open to the public, he must declare February 17 a public holiday. He could include this in his Work Choices legislation!

Only the ruling class mourns its dead heroes. So what can we do? Stop buying Murdoch or Packer newspapers. Stop watching their TV channels. Stop voting for political parties that provide alibis for corporate domination of our lives…

:: As if to confirm the power of the state-corporate nexus Packer championed, the SMH reports that police have arrested six people for the crime of attending Packer’s anti-state sponsored dis-memorial: Ms Natasha Lang, 46, a promotions manager of Vaucluse, who came to watch the guests arrive, said: “Kerry Packer was [a] fantastic person. Everyone should take a leaf out of his book. I think the protest was shocking. They’ve got nothing better to do than complain when we are a positive country and we need to get positive energy happening.”

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Seven years bad luck


Today’s Age contains an interesting editorial on the subject of the Federal Government’s proposal to alter the Telecommunications (Interception) Amendment Bill to make lawful the monitoring of citizen’s private communications without i) their knowledge or consent and ii) a magistrate ruling them a suspect in a crime. According to The Age:

ASIO and the police will be given the power to tap the telephones of third parties to the actual suspects under investigation. In other words, people suspected of nothing [sic] will be under surveillance. Police will have the power to keep the tap in place for 45 days. ASIO will get 90 days. The warrant would only be issued by a judge, and only in cases where a person is suspected of a crime that carries a seven-year jail sentence.

The Age’s chief concern with the granting of such powers to ASIO and the police is the law’s invasiveness and the fact that it flouts the, ah, conventional wisdom that the ‘innocent’ should go unpunished. As such, the law violates liberal, democratic principles, and The Age, being a liberal broadsheet, rightly condemns it. A more notable feature of The Age’s editorial, however, is its presumption that other, equally ‘innocent’ citizens haven’t had their communications monitored, their faces photographed, their meetings recorded, their groups infiltrated, either quasi-legally or illegally. In fact, The Age has reported on such matters more than once in the past: has this too now gone down The Memory Hole?

Finally, The Age editorial also notes that the Australian Attorney-General Seymour Burns — inspired, no doubt, by his comrades in the UK Labor Party — has recently announced his intention to (re-)introduce a national ID card. The last time a (Hawke Labour) Government tried to do this they failed. And even if the legislation is passed, it still has to be carried out and, in the face of resistance, enforced…

Q. Did you know that other ‘counter-terrorist’ legislation carries a seven-year jail sentence?

80.2 Sedition (extracts)Urging the overthrow of the Constitution or Government
(1) A person commits an offence if the person urges another person to overthrow by force or violence:
(a) the Constitution; or
(b) the Government of the Commonwealth, a State or a Territory; or
(c) the lawful authority of the Government of the Commonwealth.
Penalty: Imprisonment for 7 years.

Urging a person to assist the enemy
(7) A person commits an offence if:
(a) the person urges another person to engage in conduct; and
(b) the first-mentioned person intends the conduct to assist, by any means whatever, an organisation or country; and
(c) the organisation or country is:
(i) at war with the Commonwealth, whether or not the existence of a state of war has been declared; and
(ii) specified by Proclamation made for the purpose of paragraph 80.1(1)(e) to be an enemy at war with the Commonwealth.
Penalty: Imprisonment for 7 years.

Urging a person to assist those engaged in armed hostilities
(8) A person commits an offence if:
(a) the person urges another person to engage in conduct; and
(b) the first-mentioned person intends the conduct to assist, by any means whatever, an organisation or country; and
(c) the organisation or country is engaged in armed hostilities against the Australian Defence Force.
Penalty: Imprisonment for 7 years.

A summary of the Anti Terrorism Bill (No 2) (2005) may be found here; more general information, including links to the legislation, legal opinion and commentary may be found here; while Chas Savage’s love of sedition is tenderly expressed in this (slightly, and oddly, nostalgic) letter to the Australian public.

And remember Eric Blair’s words: “In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act”.

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I am a patient boy // I wait, I wait, I wait

Well, I’m still waiting on confirmation of the claim that El Fagr published those cartoons back in October of last year. This article (in Danish) claims that the Danish ambassador to Egypt, Bjarne Sørensen, told the Danish newsagency Ritzau that the cartoons had indeed been published when bloggers claim.

Or so I’ve been told. (I knew I should’ve paid more attention in Danish class!)

Meanwhile, El Fagr’s editor, Adel Hamouda, is said to have left the country on a ‘special mission’. Says “Sandmonkey”, in slightly naughty English: “This, of course, has absolutely nothing with the fact that an onslaught of phone calls from the international media demanding that he verify the story that he did indeed publish those cartoon[s] in Ramadan with nothing happening to be true.”

According to “Sandmonkey”, this information appears on the front page of the latest issue of El Fagr; although why exactly a newspaper editor would flee in the face of enormous interest in his newspaper on the part of the rest-of-the-world’s media is unexplained. One might have imagined that this could be considered a publicity coup for El Fagr, not to mention the two anonymous bloggers who both happened to have had the foresight to have retained copies of the newspaper in question for almost four months before both suddenly remembering its existence. (In fact, if you read their blogs, you’ll find numerous references to the ‘cartoon controversy’ prior to their sudden and (almost) simultaneous recollection.)

Still, Hamouda has certainly made time for Time:

In the Arab world, the cartoons were accessible as early as October, when three Egyptian magazines and a newspaper published them to call attention to what it perceived as a distorted Western view of Islam. No one noticed. “We attacked the cartoons and said that this deepens the culture clash and does not resolve it,” says Adel Hamouda, 55, editor of al-Fagr, a liberal Cairo-based weekly that ran the cartoons. “Those who saw the cartoons did not react, and those who reacted are the ones who did not see them.”

That’s three plus one equals four (3 + 1 = 4) Egyptian publications which are now said to have published (some of) the cartoons in October. And all I want is confirmation of one!

Q. Am I the only one who finds something a bit fishy in all of this?

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Leunig saved from free-fall


This is what happens when the fact slams into me that I have been secretly and maliciously set up and framed and that the story will soon be on the wire and the twisting and distorting of my life is about to become extreme and that the consequences for me and my family could be dire.

Richard Cooke, a satirist at The Chaser, has confessed to entering a cartoon by Australian cartoonist Michael Leunig in a competition for cartoons about the Holocaust sponsored by Hamshahri, Iran’s “best-selling” newspaper. (“Hamshahri, a Tehran-based paper, published a call for cartoons under the title: “What is the Limit of Western Freedom of Expression?” on its website.”) So Leunig was set up, but not maliciously. Further, Cooke has apologised to Leunig, and his apology has been accepted. Unfortunately for Richard, the media will now presumably hound (chase?) him instead… and all over a bloody cartoon!

In other news, I found Azlan McLennan‘s site. It’s here. He also appears to be a member of Resistance, which is surprising.

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check the date…

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three way fight?

:: Mahomet débordé par les intégristes (Mahomet overwhelmed by integrists / fanatics) // “C’est dur d’être aimé par des cons” (‘It’s tough being adored by dickheads’) ::

Unfortunately, there appears to be just one person in both Egypt (population 77,505,756) and the world (population 6,446,131,400 — July 2005 figures) able to confirm that in the October 17, 2005 edition of Al Fagr there appeared a number of ‘offensive Danish cartoons’. Still, if Aunty says so, it must be true. Well, Der Spiegel (and Adil Hammuda) certainly think so:

Adil Hammuda, editor-in-chief of Al Fagr, a liberal Egyptian weekly, was astonished when the storm erupted in January. He had reprinted the cartoons that had been published in Danish newspaper Jyllands-Posten in his own paper four months earlier, during the first week of the Muslim month of fasting, Ramadan — even going so far as to place the most controversial cartoon depicting the Prophet Muhammad with a bomb in his turban on the front page.

Al Fagr is a young but prominent paper that made a name for itself during Egypt’s presidential election in September. But the reprinted cartoons failed to attract much attention.

“It can’t be a coincidence,” says Hammuda, “that the story didn’t explode until so much later.”

Hopefully, given that the edition of Al Fagr in which the cartoons appeared is inexplicably the only edition not available online, someone else will have kept a copy of the “prominent” liberal weekly’s October 17 edition… but who knows? ‘Today’s news, tomorrow’s fishwrapper’.

Finally, a joke from Irshad Manji:

A priest, a rabbi, and a mullah meet at a conference about religion, and afterwards are sitting around discussing their different faiths. The conversation turns to the topic of taboos.

The priest says to the rabbi and the mullah, “You guys can’t tell me that you’ve never eaten pork.”

“Never!” intones the rabbi.

“Absolutely not!” insists the mullah.

But the priest is skeptical. “Come on, not even once? Maybe in a fit of rebellion when you were younger?”

“Okay,” confesses the rabbi. “When I was young, I once nibbled on bacon.”

“I admit it,” the mullah laughs (not excessively). “In a fit of youthful arrogance, I sampled a pork chop.”

Then the conversation turns to the priest’s religious observances. “You can’t tell me you’ve never had sex,” says the mullah.

“Of course not!” the priest protests. “I took a vow of chastity.”

The mullah and the rabbi roll their eyes. “Maybe after a few drinks?” the rabbi teases.

“Perhaps, in a moment of temptation, your faith waned?” the mullah wonders.

“Okay,” the priest confesses. “Once, when I was drunk in seminary school, I had sexual relations with a woman.”

“Beats pork, huh?” say the rabbi and the mullah.

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