ANZAC / ACNAZ / April Fools

From the Department of Storms & Teacups:

In Perth, a number of people, some involved with the Western Australian Student Environment Network (WASEN), are organising some kinda skillshare on the subject of non-violent direct action (NVDA), scheduled to take place on the weekend of April 24–27, an ‘Action Camp for Newcomers, Activists & Zealots’ or ‘ACNAZ’. According to some pundits on Tim Blair’s blog, the camp was originally designated ‘ANZAC’, or ‘Activists, Newcomers & Zealots Action Camp’. And of course, a weekend dedicated to non-violent direct action is a grievous slur on the ANZACs. Over to Timmeh:

Thursday, March 27, 2008
TROOPS RESPECTED

“In this age of climate change, it is becoming clear that just like the suffragettes and civil rights advocates, governments are not going to solve the problems of the 21st century for us,” reports Perth Indymedia. “That is why we are inviting you to take part in the Activists, Newcomers and Zealots Action Camp …”

Yep. These parasites are calling themselves ANZAC.

(Via Rohan T.)

UPDATE. It’s illegal, of course. Let’s hope these particular ANZACs are shot down.

Because of its derivation, use of the term ANZAC is restricted by law, as part of the War Precautions Act Repeal Act 1920:

“No person shall, without the authority of the Minister, proof whereof shall lie upon the person accused, assume or use the word ‘Anzac’ or any word resembling the word ‘Anzac’ in connexion with any trade, business, calling or profession or in connexion with any entertainment or any lottery or art union or as the name or part of the name of any private residence, boat, vehicle or charitable or other institution, or any building in connexion therewith.”

From what I can gather, the event was originally termed ‘ANZAC’, but as a result of being informed of the legal implications of their decision, organisers have opted for the term ‘ACNAZ’. This is well and good I suppose, but it’s worth noting that the legislation refers not only to the term ‘ANZAC’ but “any word resembling the word ‘Anzac'”, and while I’m not a lawyer, I reckon a reasonable person would conclude that ‘ACNAZ’ is in fact a fairly close approximation. Of course, the other option organisers could pursue would be to contact the Minister for Veterans’ Affairs (a position currently held by lifelong Labor Party hack Alan Griffin) and seek his permission to use the term ‘ANZAC’ to describe the camp. In this context:

Of prime importance to the Minister in exercising the discretion to approve or reject an application is the need to protect the significance of the word itself as representing the spirit and actions of the first Anzacs.

Matters that the Minister may have regard to in making a decision include, but are not limited to:

* the intent of the legislation to protect the word from overuse and misuse;
* whether there is any commemorative link between the proposed use and the Anzacs and the Gallipoli campaign;
* the views of the ex-service community;
* whether an ex-service organisation will benefit by approving the use;
* commercial aspects; and
* commemorative and educational benefits.

What does the term ANZAC actually represent? Answering this question, apparently, requires an appreciation of the spirit and actions of the first Anzacs. The first Anzacs, approximately 20,000 in all, mostly consisted of members of the Australian Imperial Force, which invaded Gallipoli, Turkey on April 25, 1915. The first to land were the four infantry battalions of the 3rd Brigade, First Australian Division. According to at least one contemporary account, the landing was a splendid affair:

THE AUSTRALIANS’ SPLENDID BEGINNING.

Mr. Ashmead Bartlett’s graphic account of the glorious deeds of Australians in the Gallipoli Peninsula has sent a thrill of pride throughout the whole Commonwealth. It was a great achievement to land in the dark on a coast where the enemy’s strength was unknown, and, having driven the Turks back, to hold the country firmly, while reinforcements followed. Every one of those who are taking part in the action against the Turks will appreciate the words of General Birdwood, who said he could not sufficiently praise their courage, endurance, and soldierly qualities. Though the list of casualties has brought grief to many homes, there is consolation in the thought that all our men at the front are fighting gloriously for the defence of the Empire. Many more thousands of young men are giving their services, and in course of time will join their comrades in the battle line. And in the coming years the memory of all those who fought in the greatest war the world has ever seen, and in the severest crisis through which the Empire has ever passed, will be handed down from generation to generation with pardonable pride. ~ The Town and Country Journal, May 12, 1915

Similarly splendid was the death of Captain William Annear, 11th Battalion, of Subiaco, Western Australia:

The first Australians clambered out on to the small plateau … heavy fire still met the Australians appearing over the rim of the plateau, and was sufficient to force the first men to take what cover they could on the seaward edge … Captain Annear was hit through the head and lay there, the first Australian officer to be killed. ~ Charles Bean, The Story of Anzac, Vol 1, ‘The Landing at Gaba Tepe’, Sydney, 1941, p.259

Annear was one of the first to be shot and killed, but far from the last. The failed British campaign to keep Turkey British ended almost eight months later.

Gallipoli cost the Allies 141,000 casualties, of whom more than 44,000 died. Of the dead, 8,709 were Australians and 2,701 were New Zealanders. The Turks suffered 251,000 casualties, of whom more than 86,000 lost their lives. Countless thousands had been evacuated sick from the various diseases which had plagued both sides, especially during the long hot summer. For the Allies it was a defeat despite the individual courage and endurance of the soldiers themselves. Equally, Turkish soldiers had shown a strength and capacity in defence of their homeland which amazed all who had known the military weaknesses of the old Ottoman Empire.

Then as now, war and state-sponsored terrorism had its opponents as well as its supporters, and during WWI in Australia, one of the more vigorous voices belonged to the revolutionary industrial unionists of the International Workers of the World. It was in no small measure due to the efforts of the IWW, but also the labour movement more generally — in addtion to the influence of what was then known as ‘The Irish Church in Australia’ (the Catholic Church under Archbishop Daniel Mannix) — that the Little Digger‘s attempts to conscript more bodies for the imperialistic slaughterhouses in Europe were defeated. Twice. One of the more famous expressions of opposition to conscription and the creation of more dead heroes was the following poster, produced by the IWW in 1916:

On the Australian IWW and opposition to WWI see Frank Cain, The Wobblies at War: A History of the IWW and the Great War in Australia, Spectrum, Melbourne, 1993 (‘Scaring hell out of the ruling class’, review by Phil Shannon, Green Left Weekly, #135, March 16, 1994); Verity Burgmann, Revolutionary Industrial Unionism: The Industrial Workers of the World in Australia, Cambridge University Press, 1995; and finally the fabulously titled ‘AUSTRALIAN STRIKE STARTED BY I.W.W.; Ex-Minister of Parkways Hoyle Tells How Agitators Used German Money. MENACE MET BY PEOPLE Organization Declared Illegal and Leaders Convicted of Crimes and Sentenced. Then I.W.W. Appeared. Leaders Found Guilty’, The New York Times, September 10, 1917.

And finally, a cautionary message from The Blairite Foundation for Troop Respect & Matter Investigation:

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we was robbed

by too many mistakes at the beginning of the game and by poor kicking at goal and by the umpires awarding 10 free kicks to 5 in the final quarter. and we still only lost by four points.

i think michael voss needs to see a doctor about his stomach complaint.

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a few scraps

David Marr, A crowded hour, an endless pursuit, The Sydney Morning Herald, March 22, 2008

Marr’s is easily the best account of G20 and its aftermath to appear in the state/corporate media thus far. Note that while Marr makes a reference to ‘persons of interest’, he fails to consider the implications of The Age‘s decision to publish a compilation of photos provided to the newspaper by police. Note also that, according to figures provided by UNICEF, since the G20 summit ended on November 19, 2006 to today, March 27, 2008, 14,850,000 children have died as a result of ‘poverty’. See also : afterg20.org: organising support for arrestees | G20 @ slackbastard

…By the time it was all over, police had about 10,000 photographs and 3500 hours of footage to scan for malefactors.

The white paper overalls worn by so many “persons of interest” presented a challenge. Police had to rely on glimpses of shoes, bandanas, glasses, earrings, moles, teeth and T-shirts to identify suspects. When the raids began around Melbourne and later in Sydney, police headed straight for clothes cupboards. The 109-page official Summary of Offences reads like a rag-trade inventory.

Arrests began even before the G20 flew out of Melbourne. Drasko Boljevic, who was out of town on the Saturday, was picked up in the CBD on Sunday and thrown into a police van. The Age quoted Boljevic saying he was tied up and driven round the city with a policeman sitting on his head. He was then handcuffed, arrested and released. Later, the police commissioner, Christine Nixon, confirmed a man had been mistakenly arrested.

Arrests continued for a year. One accused was brought down [December 10, 2007] from Queensland. Another was arrested at Mascot [November 15, 2007] as he flew from New Zealand to Spain on holiday. One was arrested quite by chance after an off-duty policeman out shopping saw a hardware store employee showing his mates his face in a newspaper photograph of the demonstration. Police reckon luck has been running their way throughout the G20 clean-up.

They are naturally reluctant to say how many demonstrators they’d hoped to arrest. They emphasise the case is not closed. Fresh arrests could be made at any time if they identify more faces in their picture files. But, as of now, the total number arrested is 28.

■ Akin Sari went wild at G20. He was a Monash student and political refugee from Turkey with a history of psychiatric difficulties. His role in the occupations made him the “poster boy” of G20. His picture was everywhere. Earlier this month he was sentenced to a minimum of 14 months’ imprisonment after pleading guilty to aggravated burglary and theft, two counts of common assault and riot, and three counts of criminal damage;

■ Ten other demonstrators, average age 24, have pleaded guilty to charges of riot, affray and assault. They are university students – Monash and Melbourne – plus a barman, child-care worker and a couple of unemployed. They are to be sentenced in the Melbourne Magistrates Court;

■ Four children – three arrested in Melbourne and one in Sydney – face serious charges including riot and affray. Their cases will resume in the Melbourne Children’s Court late next month; and

■ The 13 sent to trial last Thursday. Police have done well in the committal proceedings that began in February. Apart from a few charges they have withdrawn over the past few weeks and a handful rejected on Thursday by the magistrate, Sarah Dawes, the G20 case will go through to the County Court intact.

The media ballyhoo that marked the demonstration and early stages of this case has died away. The magistrate’s decision went unmarked in Melbourne newspapers.

No one can say when the trial will decide the deeply contested issues of G20. The best estimate is not before its third anniversary late next year.

Melbourne Anarchist Communist Group
TV SMITH Live at the 100 Club, April 5, 2007
Re//Fusing Structures : Stevphen Shukaitis
Constituent Imagination : Militant Investigations // Collective Theorization, Edited by Stevphen Shukaitis + David Graeber with Erika Biddle : “From the ivory tower to the barricades! Radical intellectuals explore the relationship between research and resistance.”

Students for a Democratic Society : A Graphic History, Written (mostly) by Harvey Pekar,* Art (mostly) by Gary Dumm, Edited by Paul Buhle, Published by Farrar, Straus & Girroux / Hill & Wang, 2008
ephemera : theory & politics in organization

more seriously (and intelligibly)…

Anthony Rocca kicked six goals in Collingwood’s 26 point season opening win over Fremantle as the Pies ran out the game better than their rivals.

“If Anthony Rocca kicks six they will usually win. But they have got good run and movement – but he (Rocca) is still the main strike weapon,” Matthews said.

“(Lions fullback) Daniel Merrett will get that job and it will be a big task.

“They were impressive on the weekend. They were strong.”

Matthews was clearly licking his lips ahead of the Friday night showdown.

“Collingwood games are always big. You have the big crowd, big interest – the love `em or hate `em attitude is what Collingwood is all about,” he said.

“From a marketing point of view playing them up here early in the year is exactly what you want and from a playing point of view it’s always a little different for all the same reasons.”

*classic…

PS. Anton Pannekoek, ‘Class Struggle and Nation’ (1912)

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gone fishin’

back later

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Go Pies!

COLLINGWOOD: 3.3, 7.6, 10.10, 16.15 (111)
FREMANTLE: 3.1, 7.2, 10.4, 13.7 (85)

Both Pebbles and Taz put in another great performance for Collingwood this week, with 6 and 0 goals respectively. Well done!

Magpies run away from Dockers 111-85
AAP
March 22, 2008

A six-goal haul to star Collingwood forward Anthony Rocca capped a 16.15 (111) to 13.7 (85) AFL win over Fremantle at the MCG. In a closely-fought match, the Magpies trailed by eight points entering time-on in the third term, before kicking the final two goals of that quarter, then the opening three of the last term to pull away…

Magpies open campaign in style
Angus Morgan
Sportal
March 22, 2008

…In a decisive burst, the Pies scored the last two goals of the third quarter and the first three of the fourth to open up a match-winning 27-point break as the Dockers wilted in the warm conditions. Anthony Rocca was too big and strong for Antoni Grover, finishing with six goals for Collingwood – three in each half – in a best-afield performance. Alan Didak scored three and Leon Davis two while Dane Swan was the Magpies’ leading ball-winner with a game-high 27 touches and Chris Egan maintained the pre-season form which earned him a start with 21 possessions and nine marks…

Ray Chamberlain lived up to his mantle as the most-hated umpire in the competition, a title bestowed on him by no less than the recently-retired Darren Goldspink, by awarding two soft 50-metre penalties against Chris Egan for taking a single step over the mark then failing to retire quickly enough. The penalties brought Mundy from centre half-back to the goalsquare for a gimme six-pointer.

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Refugees join indigenous peoples on Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous

White Pride World Wide!

Rahowa!

14! Benson & Hedges! 88!

Hutt hutt hutt!

Following close on the heels of the recycled email declaring that Aborigines can travel anywhere for free comes the schnews that refugees are stealing the tins of cat and dog food pensioners subsist on, selling the contents on eBay for a massive profit, and using the empty cans to construct a massive wall around their rapidly-expanding rural and urban ghettoes. All to rounds of applause from tree hugging greenie, homo, bleeding heart, commie, socio-parasitic, democratic, race-mixing, cosmopolitan, globalist, pseudo-intellectual, pinko, trendy yuppie scum.

Or something like that.

Actually, shit-for-brains local racists have been getting all excited as the result of the circulation of yet another, considerably old and horribly foreign piece of propaganda, allegedly originating in Canada. Like any other good meme, it resurfaces periodically to delight bigots and frustrate advocates. MediaWatch ran a piece on the propaganda earlier in the week; Snopes provides a run-down on the original, which apparently dates to March 2004 and an article in the Toronto Star. Anyways, here’s what the tree hugging greenie, homo, bleeding heart, commie, socio-parasitic, democratic, race-mixing, cosmopolitan, globalist, pseudo-intellectual, pinko, trendy yuppie scum of the Refugee Council of Australia had to say:

RESPONSE TO OUTLANDISH CLAIMS ABOUT BENEFITS TO REFUGEES
October 2, 2007

The Refugee Council of Australia has called on Australians to ignore an email which continues to be circulated nationally and claims that a single refugee receives $1458 more per month than an aged pensioner.

The email […] statement is blatantly inaccurate and intended to create resentment towards refugees and fuel racism.

A refugee who has permanent residency in Australia receives exactly the same social security benefit as any Australian-born person in the same circumstances. Refugees apply for social security through Centrelink like everyone else and are assessed for the different payment options in the same way as everyone else.

A single person applying for Newstart Allowance (whether or not he or she is a refugee) will receive $424.38 per fortnight, whereas a single person on an Aged Pension Payment will receive a fortnightly payment of $525.10. A single aged pensioner therefore receives more than $100 per fortnight more than a single refugee (or a single Australian-born person) who qualifies for Newstart – not $1458 per month less, as claimed in the email.

Refugees have fled persecution in their own country and sought safety and peace in Australia. The authors of this email are intentionally trying to create ill feeling towards refugees by spreading false information.

And how.

But enough of this tomfoolery. Briggs’ chaffeur-driven limousine has just rocked up outside the slackbastard mansion, and we’re off to some fugees’ palace in Toorak to join ZOG agents 008 and 009 to snort coke — washed down with vodka bought with KGB gold — off the ample bosoms of professional strippers.

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Crazy Canadians issue title challenge to Crazy Greeks

Ding ding!

Stung by the speciesism inherent in previous bouts between CrazyGreek and CrazyCanadian Anarchists, Collectif Ton Chien has struck back against humans and their killing machines, taking direct action to remove deadly cars from the roads. Word on the street is that Greek anarchist cats will shortly be upping the anti by conspiring to sabotage all cat detector vans from the Athens and Thessaloniki branches of the Greek Ministry of Housinge.

Montreal police targeting ‘anarchist’ vandals
CTV.ca
March 19 2008

Montreal police are after some apparent anarchists who have vandalized a bank, a car dealership — and police cars.

An East Montreal Mazda dealership found 43 slashed tires on its lot Tuesday morning, causing about $10,000 in damage, CTV Montreal reported Wednesday.

A group calling itself Collectif Ton Chien, or Your Dog’s Group, took responsibility on an anarchist website and in communiques to various media outlets.

“They said they were inspired by — and in solidarity with — two groups and two actions earlier: The torching of six police cars … and three ATM machines that were set on fire,” said CTV Montreal’s Herb Luft.

Those actions were said to be carried out by Collectif Ton Pere (Your Father’s Group) and Collectif Ton Oncle (Your Uncle’s Group), he said.

Police say the groups appear to be linked, but they have to work on proof, he said.

One possibility is it’s one group with three different names. But it’s possible that there are three different groups or that someone is operating as a copycat, Luft added.

“You can be sure this is not something like a joke,” said Sgt. Ian Lafreniere of the Montreal Police. “As soon as we find out (who’s responsible), they will be prosecuted.”

The investigation is being treated as a priority, he said.

In a possibly related matter, about 200 demonstrators clashed with Montreal police on Saturday in the course of what the protesters called an anti-brutality march.

About 20 people were arrested.

Some threw ice chunks, snowballs and beer bottles at police and the media. They smashed a police vehicle’s windows, those of several other vehicles and damaged some storefront windows.

One posting said those targeted by the tire slashings at the Mazda dealership were “not citizens. they’re not living with recurring debt (and) with rents increasing because of real estate developments and gentrification. “They’re not living under constant threat of eviction, or with having to make the choice of feeding their children or paying their bills.” [Officer XX] said that the actions of the groups, including posting messages claiming responsibility for the acts, indicate one of their main aims is to draw attention to themselves. “They’re not just attacking the police,” [Officer XX] said. “They’re attacking our way of life here in Montreal.”

Anyone witnesses are asked to call info-crime at 514-393-1133.

~ Anarchists take credit for string of crime, Max Harrold, The Gazette, March 19, 2008

Montreal police are blaming local anarchists for three recent acts of vandalism, but some familiar with the multi-faceted movement say: “Not so fast.”

~ Anarchists suspected in vandal attacks, Max Harrold, The Gazette, March 20, 2008

Police seized computers from a web hosting company the other night as they try to track down those responsible for several acts of vandalism over the past week in the east end. Anarchists have claimed responsibility for all three acts on an anarchist website. Four police officers took the computer from Koumbit, a non-profit group that offers hosting to associations and community groups across the province.

~ Police tracking down anarchist vandals, CJAD, Jason Mayoff, March 20, 2008

See also : Sketchy Thoughts: Montreal Police Seize Computers in Hunt for Your Father, Your Uncle and Your Dog | Montreal Mazda dealership and Bell Canada vans attacked

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How To Make Trouble & Influence People

‘Sweet’ and ‘choice’: Breakdown Press is bringing out a new edition of How To Make Trouble And Influence People, a hugely entertaining compilation of contemporary and historical accounts of political mischief and trouble making, piss taking, and general monkey business. Both How To Make Trouble (Edited by Bon Scott and Gary David / Political Hooligans, SCAM Publications, Brunswick, 1996) and its sequels — How to Stop Whining and Start Living (Question Mark Collective, SCAM Publications, Brunswick, 1998/9?) and Revenge Of The Troublemaker (Question Mark Collective, Homebrew Cultural Association, Melbourne, 2003) — were Once Upon A Time among the most popular titles for sale @ Barricade. They was also inspired by Buffo!, “Amazing Tales of Political Pranks and Anarchic Buffoonery”, published in 1984 as part of Larry Law’s Spectacular Times series: a must-read for inquiring minds, and one of the bestest, least pretentious introductions to the life and anti-work of the Situationist International (1957–1972).

Anyway, don’t take my word for it. Take Larissa’s. She’s a journalist.

    Larissa Dubecki, ‘Bursting the bubble on originality’, The Age (Metro), March 1, 2005, p.2:

    “…But my favourite artistic stunts involve no personality-driven grandstanding, rather a delight in perplexing people in complete anonymity. A little compilation of Australian pranks and hoaxes called How To Make Trouble and Influence People is — going by the imagination-free bubble episode — probably a more useful publication for the uni student neophyte than the official orientation guide.

    I bought my photocopied, hand-stapled copy from Barricades [sic] bookstore in Brunswick’s Sydney Road almost a decade ago. Barricades is itself long gone now — a smart cafe that serves babychinos stands where the skanky bookshelves once were…”

On the other hand:

See also : Culture Jamming: How To Make Trouble And Influence People, ABC Background Briefing (Sunday, October 18, 1998; Producer: Ian Walker) | ‘Culture Jamming’, headspace #4, ABC, 1998 | It’s the Left, Jim, But Not as We Know It, ABC Background Briefing, (Sunday, August 13, 2000; Producer: Tom Morton) | Lin Buckfield’s interview with Peter Strong, techno-activist and founder of Oms Not Bombs, ‘Beneath the mirror ball’, ABC 4 Corners (Monday, June 4, 2001)

And this is what the experts have had to say:

Günter Minnerup, ABC, August 2000: “I think it would be ludicrous to expect that adjustments to these changes [‘globalisation’] and an intellectual, pragmatic, and political responses to this new climate of the 1990s would appear overnight; it is a question of almost rebirth, and this relaunch, or rebirth I think, is what is really the big issue as we enter the 21st century: how to revive a popular movement against capitalism, a radical movement, a radical anti-systematic anti-capitalist movement which while on one hand preserving what was best about the Social Democratic and Communist traditions of this first wave, also is capable of resuscitating the radicalism, the fundamentalism of the early phase of that movement in the new setting, the protests against the WTO in Seattle, then the World Bank in Washington, and who knows very soon in Australia, in Melbourne, are just the tip of the iceberg of this.”

James Walter, ABC, September 2006: “Then again, liberalism itself provoked the major Western dissenting traditions: social democracy, socialism, communism, and anarchism, each of which promoted distinctive versions of the conditions for freedom and equality. Yet where these are treated, they are posed as separate; the inter-relations and interdependencies of such ideological terms are obscured. Curiously, there are no entries for communism or for anarchism. Perhaps they are excluded as archaic, but it would be difficult to explain relatively recent divisions in Labor politics without referring to communism. As for anarchism, it appears to have little contemporary relevance. But a serious student might have been encouraged to see how its pioneering of ‘the propaganda of the deed’ feeds directly into modern terrorism. Further, anarchism’s argument for devolution to self-organising communities of individuals, who would resist the juggernauts of both state and market, has influenced green politics and libertarianism.”

*sigh*

    Breakdown Bulletin March 2008

    CALLOUT for Submissions:
    How To Make Trouble And Influence People

    In late 2008 a new edition of the How To Make Trouble And Influence People series of books will be published including all three of the original books plus new chapters, interviews, graphics and more!

    For those not familiar with the series so far each book has compiled listings and tales of left wing and anarchist political satire, pranks, hoaxes and direct action from Australia and Aotearoa alongside photos of graffiti, billboard revisions and protests and reprints of posters, flyers and stickers.

    So what we want from you … from the smallest local happening to the grandest most ambitious hoax imaginable!

    • PHOTOS of Graffiti, Pranks, Culture Jamming, Political Mischief Making, Interventions, Street Theatre, and Actions. Please include, date, location, photographer (if you want) and any information with photo.

    • STORIES for HISTORICAL LISTINGS – on all the above.
    Preferably short pieces describing an event, group, parody, etc. See below for examples.

    • POSTERS, FLYERS, STICKERS, FAKE ADS, etc.

    Submissions due before 1st May 2008

    To contribute or to get in touch please email either:
    info (at) breakdownpress.org
    thebugler (at) graffiti.net
    Or post to:
    PO Box 1283 Carlton Melbourne VIC Australia 3053

    We cannot guarantee that all works submitted will be published and also unfortunately we cannot pay contributers.

    Looking forward to hearing all your tales of creative political trouble making!

    Breakdown Press & The Bugler

    Examples of stories for listings:

    Hobart, 1997 – During the city’s fifth Critical Mass cyclists ride round and round a McDonald’s Drive-Thru with police, sirens blaring and lights flashing, in tow.

    Perth, 1980 – A man carrying a shovel is arrested in the garden adjoining Premier Sir Charles Court’s Dalkeith mansion. When asked what he is doing he informs police that he is the Chairman of a mining venture and that he wishes to gain insights into the local tribe’s sacred sites – their rose bushes – before beginning mining.

    Wellington, 1983 – The Universal Fur Co. Ltd. has red paint thrown over its door and footpath outside and posters are stuck to its windows reading “Fur bearing animals everywhere would like you to stop and think!”

    Sydney, 1997 – Greenpeace activists occupy the roof of the Prime Minister’s residence Kirribilli House installing solar panels and calling on him to take action against climate change.

    Melbourne, 1947 – In a precursor to future anti-car actions Melbourne University Trinity College students divert city-bound traffic from Sydney Road into the Trinity College cow-paddock (as it was then) creating an enormous amount of chaos in the process.

    Newcastle, 2007 – Over 100 people participate in a flotilla of kayaks, canoes and small boats attempting to block the movement of coal ships along the harbour’s main shipping channel.

    Armidale, 1973 – Student environmentalists cut down every billboard on the highway between Armidale and Glen Innes in a protest against consumerism and visual pollution.

And a few more for good measure:

Sydney, 1972 – Two NSW BLF activists are arrested for attempting to cut down the SCG goal posts, hours before the infamous Springbok tour.

Melbourne, 2001 – Members of Snuff Puppets performance group grab flags off people during the Federation parade, tearing out the Union Jacks before handing them back.

Adelaide, 1929 -­ Unemployed join the annual ANZAC Day march with banners reading “We had a job in 1914-1918. Why not now?!” Police attempts to confiscate the banner are defeated by unemployed diggers and their sympathisers.

: original blurb :

How To Make Trouble And Influence People is a self improvement primer full of testimonials from numerous happy and satisfied troublemakers.

A literal empower house, this book compiles several graphics, stories and real life examples of graffiti, political satire, hoaxes and general Australasian mischief making with the aim of providing inspiration and entertainment to those persons feeling unhappy, unfulfilled or just plain bored with their lives. Social change and personal liberation need not be boring, just follow the examples herein and you too can follow the patented Political Hooligan™ path to enlightenment. Personal power, untold spiritual riches and control of your worthless existence is just around the corner when you purchase this valuable book!

Political Hooligan Publications,
Sydney 1996.
“Solidly Sectarian since 1966”

“Better than a six pack” – John Elliot
“Better than a car chase” – Lady Di

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G20 : Barrister attempts to violate law of physics

G20 police ‘rioted’ says barrister
Steve Butcher
The Age
March 14, 2008

A barrister for a protester fighting charges from the G20 business summit has accused police of using unlawful violence and of rioting on Melbourne streets.

Stratton Langslow argued that police unlawfully put barricades in Collins Street and Flinders Lane to stop the lawful use of the roadway in November, 2006.

Mr Langslow, for Daniel Robins, yesterday told Melbourne Magistrates Court his client and others were lawfully entitled to remove the obstructions and defend themselves against police violence.

In his written submissions to the court Mr Langslow said Robins and other demonstrators was also entitled to “use objects as protective shields or distractions against unlawful violence being used against them”.

In his written reply, lead prosecutor Chris Beale dismissed the submissions, arguing it was a “nonsense” that objects were merely used defensively.

Mr Beale told magistrate Sarah Dawes that Robins and others threw missiles that included skips, bins, barricades, milk crates, bread crates, bottles and stones and that violent acts committed were “terrifying”.

He said police had a duty to prevent breaches of the peace and that it was lawful and reasonable to set and man barricades.

Mr Beale argued that “even if the barricades were unlawful”, the defendants had not legally shown they were entitled to use force against police to remove them.

Robins, 24, of Newtown, is charged with offences that include riot, affray, assault and criminal damage.

While he and others are contesting the allegations and face possible trials in the County Court, a number of defendants have pleaded guilty to charges before Ms Dawes.

Mr Langslow disagreed with Ms Dawes’ suggestion that issues of self defence and protection were matters for a jury.

He also disagreed with her proposition that even if she found the barricades were unlawful and Robins was entitled to pass them his response had been excessive.

The hearing continues.

Thinking caps on? Right. The Herald Sun editorial (The long and short of it, March 13, 2008) takes up Marxist revolutionary Mick Armstrong’s point — regarding the awful carnage (including a case of tennis elbow) bloodthirsty ultra-violent mobs of hostile, abusive, threatening and ultra-sectarian football hooligans inflicted upon innocent Melbourne citizens during the G20 protests — to question whether or not more sheilas in the police is a good thing or not. Can a mob of sheilas honestly be expected to withstand the dark forces who hijack legitimate protests — forces, moreover, largely foreign in origin, and riddled by police agents and outright fascists — in order to launch vicious, unprovoked assaults upon female workers? Not to be outdone, over one year later, The Age continues to maintain a gallery of some of the individuals on Mick’s enemies list here. Apparently, at least 20 of the 28 featured are Kiwis, and well-known to revolutionary Marxists.

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Ooh la la! Mon Père! Mon Oncle!

Group claims responsibility for torched police cars
The Gazette

A group calling itself Collectif Ton Père [Your Father Collective] has claimed responsibility for torching six Montreal Police cruisers in Hochelaga Maisonneuve early last Friday…

In a subsequent action, a number of ATMs belonging to the National Bank in Montreal were also damaged, only this time responsibility is being claimed by the Collectif Ton Oncle (Your Uncle Collective), which seems to imply that this is some kinda family affair (but don’t quote me on that).

Tanya lived for
Revolution
Wanted to overthrow
The state
She had fifteen
Commie babies
Phyllis Schlafly
Ain’t that great?

Communiqué : Mise a feu du stationnement du poste de police d’Hochlague | Sketchy English translation Setting Fire to the Hochelaga Police Station Parking Lot

…a story which naturally makes me think of The Crucifucks, and them giggling at the end of ‘Marching for Trash’… which, unfortunately, isn’t available as a video, but the following track by Flipper is:

Who cares anyway? Ah… The Eighties! Will Shatter eventually died in 1987 [citation needed] of a drug overdose after forming A3I (Any Three Initials, a punk outfit whose title mocked the prevalence of acronymic band names).

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