Limpwrist

Limpwrist (a/k/a Men Without Pants) are touring Australia and Aotearoa / New Zealand during January. Go see ’em!

On a vaguely related note… in 1991, Bob Mould toured Melbourne (as an acoustic solo act), and I was so impressed, I bought a tour poster. And I dunno why, but soon after I put it up on my bedroom wall, Mum saw it, and she asked me: ‘Andrew, is that man gay?’

Unbelievable.

    3 TBA, Melbourne
    4 The Pot Belly, Canberra
    5 Maggotsville, Sydney
    6 Jubilee Hotel, Brisbane
    7 Ahimsa House, Brisbane
    10 Manacle, Sydney
    11 TBA, Melbourne
    12 Enigma Bar, Adelaide
    13 The Arthouse, Melbourne

    17 Supermarket (K Rd), Auckland
    19 Blacknote (Cnr. Vivian & Cuba Sts), Wellington
    20 Upsett Records, Hamilton
    20 Ellen Melville Hall, Auckland

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2007

Tell us, doctors of philosophy, what are the needs of a man. At least a man needs to be … notafraid nothungry notcold not without love.

John Dos Passos, “The Big Money”, 1936

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Capitalism Explained

Callan :

Speaking of capitalism (“Crapitalism, actually”), I’ve been reading Tariq Ali‘s The Clash of Fundamentalisms (Verso, London and New York, 2003). Or should I say, I finally got around to reading Ali after having heard him speak to a packed audience at Melbourne Town Hall in 2004, and finding his analysis of the war in Iraq to be both incisive and less burdened by ‘Marxist’ dogma than his previous allegiance to Trotskyism might otherwise suggest.

The chapter ‘A Short-Course History of US Imperialism’ contains a pithy critique of Samuel Huntington‘s thesis on ‘The Clash of Civilizations?’, an essay first published in Foreign Affairs (Summer 1993), then later expanded into a book (The Clash of Civilizations and the Remaking of World Order, Simon and Schuster, 1998). The Council on Foreign Relations generously makes available to the reading public a pissy 500-word preview of Huntington’s essay online.

Anyway, here’s what Ali reckons (pp.300-301):

There are two basic points to be made in response to Huntington and the civilization-mongers. First, as I have tried to show in this book, the world of Islam has not been monolithic for over a thousand years. The social and cultural differences between Senegalese, Chinese, Indonesian, Arab and South Asian Muslims are far greater than the similarities they share with non-Muslim members of the same nationality. Over the last hundred years, the world of Islam has felt the heat of wars and revolutions just like every other society. The seventy-year war between United States imperialism and the Soviet Union affected every single ‘civilisation’ [Huntington claimed the existence of eight… or maybe seven-and-a-half: “Western, Confucian, Japanese, Islamic, Hindu, Slav-Orthodox, Latin American and, perhaps, African. Why perhaps? Because he was not sure whether it was really civilized”]. Communist parties sprouted, grew and gained mass support not only in Lutheran Germany but in Confucian China and Muslim Indonesia. Only the Anglo-Saxon zone, comprising Britain and North America [and, presumably, satellites of Empire such as Australia], resisted the infection…

After the Second World War the United States backed the most reactionary elements as a bulwark against communism or progressive/secular nationalism. Often these were hardline religious fundamentalists: the Muslim Brotherhood against Nasser in Egypt; the Masjumi against Sukarno in Indonesia, the Jamaat-e–Islami against Bhutto in Pakistan and, later, Osama bin Laden and friends against the secular-communist Najibullah. When the Taliban took Kabul in 1996, one of their first acts was to drag Najibullah out of the UN compound where he had sought refuge and kill him. Once this had been done, his naked body with his penis and testicles stuffed into his mouth was hung up on display so that the citizens of Kabul would count the high price that an unbeliever had to pay. To the best of my knowledge not a single leader or leader-writer of the West registered a dissident opinion. Clash of civilizations?

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Long live Chairman Meow!

At last, a Revolutionary Leader worthy of my adulation!

Everything that Chairman Meow says is the truth; every statement he utters is worth 10,000 sentences. His Thought is a spiritual atom bomb of infinite power.

It supplies the breath of life to soldiers gasping in the thin air of Mount Kosciuszko; enables workers to raise the sinking city of Christchurch three-quarters of an inch; inspired a million people to catch a property tidal wave in 2006, inaccurate meteorologists to forecast weather correctly, a group of housewives to re-invent shoe polish, surgeons to sew back severed fingers and remove a ninety-nine pound tumor as big as a football!

Chairman Meow is the Great Teacher, the Great Leader, the Great Helmsman, the Supreme Commander!

Long live Marx, Engels, Lenin, Stalin and Meow!

Down with capitalist running dogs!

All power to the proletari-cat!

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A sign that you’re doing a good job…

[Update : On December 30, Lefty got his blogs back, but has pointedly refused to comment on rumours that the intervention of Chairman Meow and Poppy the Cat — via a conference call to Sergey Brin — was crucial to Blogger’s decision to restore them to his control.]

Rowan Atkinson look-alike Anonymous Lefty has been doing such an effective job of keeping the bastards (like Andrew Bolt) honest (well… marginally accountable?) that some silly wanker has hacked his sites. Blogger / Blogspot / Google has been extremely helpful, apparently, but not quite as helpful to Lefty as it routinely is to neo-Nazi stalkers.

The only upside to the story is that Lefty was forced to post a new photo of Poppy, his cat! Yay! Long live Poppy!

Just letting you know that the anonymouslefty and boltwatch blogs to which you link have been taken over by a hacker. [See hackedlefty for Lefty’s account of The Grinch Who Stole His Blogs.]

The blogs have been recreated at anonymousleftyinexile and boltwatchinexile.

If you would care to update your links, that would be most appreciated. (I’m very disturbed at the prospect of people visiting the hacked sites and thinking it’s me.)

Cheers,
Lefty.

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A neo-Nazi nightmare

In a story that would bring a tear to the eye of my mate Jack (where are you?): Bigger than Hip Hop: Meet Seattle’s Dred I Movement (December 26, 2006) by Davey D. From ThugLifeArmy.com no less!

GCLI noted that the [boneheads] were moved out of [Seattle] when an unlikely loose alliance was formed between some of the Black gangs, black militants and revolutionaries and the Anarchist who made their presence felt during the Battle in Seattle. He described one memorable incident where Anarchist were clashing with [boneheads] and the erupting melee spilled over into a Crip neighborhood. The rest is history as the Anarchist and Crips teamed up to do damage. The guys from Dred I also noted that in their attempts to quell some of the police terrorism which has resulted in a number of Black residents being killed [check Mulrunji], the Anarchist have been close allies who seem to have the right approach in terms of NOT trying to take over and tell a community what to do and how to lead their movement…

dRED.i – “Hu$tle and Flow” in tha 206… | Davey D | @narchist Panther | Anarchist People of Color | Berkeley Copwatch | The Koori History Website

“Either you respect people’s capacities to think for themselves, to govern themselves, to creatively devise their own best ways to make decisions, to be accountable, to relate, problem-solve, break-down isolation and commune in a thousand different ways … OR: you dis-respect them. You dis-respect ALL of us.”

Ashanti Alston

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Anarchism in America // The Free Voice of Labor

Fucking Americans.*

Kool Keith recently lent me his copy of a DVD published by AK Press: Anarchism in America (2006). It contains two films: the first is Anarchism in America (1981, 75 minutes), the second The Free Voice of Labor: The Jewish Anarchists (1980, 55 minutes). Both were produced by Pacific Street Film Projects.

According to the blurb on the back cover, Anarchism in America (quoting Janet Maslin writing in The New York Times) is “an exceptionally lucid and interesting documentary”. I found it to be quite the opposite: confused, and largely dull.

Based on the travels of the two filmmakers Joel Sucher and Steven Fischler around the United States (in an RV), the film effectively collapses the distinction between anarchism and right-wing libertarianism, an almost-exclusively ‘American’ (United States) phenomenon. Thus Murray Bookchin (1921–2006) is featured, as is Mollie Steimer (1897–1980), but so too is Karl Hess (1923–1994) and a trucker named Li’l John, whose only claim to ‘anarchism’ is an (understandable) aversion to government regulation of his (independent) trucking business!

Footloose and fancy free, the two filmmakers appear to have assembled their cast of characters — which, in addition to the above, includes homesteader Mildred Loomis (?–1986) and poet Kenneth Rexroth (1905–1982) — on the basis of (bad) luck rather than (good) planning. And, presumably, in keeping with their thesis that there is something innately ‘anarchistic’ about the character of ‘Americans’; a legacy of the myth of the American Frontier.

The Free Voice of Labor, on the other hand, is wonderful.

More later…

See also : You want fries with that anarchy burger?, The San Francisco Bay Guardian, August 2006 | Travels on the Anti-State Highway, Andrew, Lucid Screening, June 16, 2006

    *Grim Reaper: Shut up! Shut up you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say ‘Let me tell you something’ and ‘I just wanna say this’. Well you’re dead now, so shut up.
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Cronulla Anniversary: A Kiwi Perspective

This month marked the first anniversary of last year’s racial riots in Cronulla. As New Zealand journalist Jehan Casinader writes from Sydney, tension has abated but the sentiment remains.

Convicted neo-Nazi criminal (and St.George fan) Ross ‘The Skull’ May knows two words of Arabic? Huh. This and other insights are contained in Casinader’s article ‘Cronulla cuts run deep a year on’ (The New Zealand Herald, December 25, 2006), which reports on the damp squib the first anniversary of the Cronulla riots (‘uprising’) — thankfully, not unexpectedly, but contrary to the desires of local racists — turned out to be. Speaking of racists, also starring in Casinader’s piece is Australia First Party leader (and another convicted neo-Nazi criminal) Dr. James Saleam (“hatchet job pamphlets on Henderson-Hau [see below] at the ready”!), local AFP candidate John Moffat, and various pseudonymous members of Don Black‘s white supremacist Internet forum Scumfront.

“Jim Saleam is deluded,” says Mat Henderson-Hau of anti-racism group Fight Dem Back. “He literally expected tens of thousands of people to be here today, and that by 8pm they would have overthrown the state government in Macquarie Street. They really expected a similar turnout to last year’s riots, and Jim was going to seize the megaphone and rile up the masses”…

Ah well, better luck next time Jim.

Curiously, Casinader argues that “It is clear that Australia First’s radical ideas have influenced media portrayal of an issue which is thought to be driven by a large, seething mass of disillusioned Australians”. A more accurate analysis may be found in the NSW police investigation into the events at Cronulla: in reality, it was media portrayals of the AFP’s ‘radical’, racist ideas that drove a large, seething mass of disillusioned (white) Australians to ‘riot’. A line of argument captured quite succinctly in the words of gay millionaire and corrupt, corporate propagandist Alan Jones: “I’m the person that’s led this charge”.

Thus, in a summary of the Hazzard report provided by Fergus Michaels:

Talkback radio’s role in instigating the riots

Volume 4, Item 3 of the Hazzard report, entitled, “2GB Broadcast Synopsis: 4th December 2005 to 9th December 2005: Alan Jones, Ray Hadley, Jason Morrison,” devotes 108 pages to broadcasts from Sydney radio station 2GB in the lead up to the Cronulla riots. Whilst not “strictly verbatim”, it is a “verified and accurate” record.

On these radio programs, listeners call in, correspondents read out letters, and the hosts constantly volunteer their opinions and interpretations of events and issues.

Alan Jones is one of Australia’s most promoted personalities, and enjoys the closest of relationships with Prime Minister John HoWARd, as well as with the Labor government in NSW. He is a former speechwriter for the Liberal Party, and a recipient of the Order of Australia.

It is impossible to reproduce the volume of filth and backwardness spewed forth by these radio commentators and their talk show guests in the space available for this article. But to give a sense of the racialist climate they created at the time, it is crucial to revisit at least some of what they said.

Day after day, hysterical exchanges such as the following occurred on morning radio:

Caller: “What kind of grubs do we have here?”

(Alan) Jones: “What kind of grubs? This lot were Middle Eastern, we’re not allowed to say it, but I am saying it.”

The following “correspondence” was read on air by Jones:

* “Unfortunately this happens regularly at Cronulla—gangs of Lebanese youth just swarm over the beach, stealing from and assaulting beach goers; they pick on the youngest.”

* “Alan it’s not just a few Middle Eastern bastards at the weekend, it’s thousands. Cronulla is a very long beach and it’s been taken over by this scum; it’s not a few causing problems, it’s all of them.”

* “Police are too afraid to act … if we were allowed to act the way we want to, we could solve a lot of problems … these Middle Eastern people must be treated with a big stick—it’s the only thing they fear.”

Jones openly advocated and encouraged violent reprisals and vigilante behaviour against young men of Middle Eastern appearance.

For instance a caller, John, said: “These people, half of them may be home grown; they have infected minds; they don’t live the Australian way … if the police can’t do the job the next tier is to us.” Jones replied: “Yeah, good on ya, John.” When John said: “Shoot one, the rest will run … when you’re outnumbered 20 to 1 you don’t put your hand up and play by Queensbury rules,” Jones replied with laughter and added: “You don’t play by Queensbury rules; good on ya, John.”

Ray Hadley, another “shock-jock” on 2GB, unleashed equally disgusting comments, and also incited violence. Asked whether surf lifesavers should allow people of Middle Eastern appearance to drown when in distress in the water, Hadley commented: “That’s good because there is one less to bash them [the lifesavers]. I don’t care, I’m sick of it; I’m not in the mood today to pander to minorities.” He continued: “It’s about time we reclaimed our beaches.”

Hadley also commented:

* “At the moment we have a core of young people who will not accept; they are Australians, but won’t accept our way of life and we need to do something about it.”

* “We have been too easy … and we need to get tough.”

Jason Morrison, filling in for Hadley, endorsed an email from a listener who claimed: “We are experiencing circumstances that have caused leaders of other countries through history to declare war on people not assimilating in their country.”

These hosts endeavoured to create the impression of a city and a society under siege by dangerous, distinctly “un-Australian” and barely human elements who needed to be swiftly and violently crushed.

On one occasion, Jones wailed: “We’ve got the pack mentality, we’ve got the Lebanese gangs and the disrespect; you’ve got the mind numbing rap music. They’ve got the weapons and the knives, and like the US, the gangs are drawn along ethnic lines.”

He also said:

* “Here are people hunting with gangs, hunting with knives, randomly threatening people’s lives.”

* “This is suburban this stuff and these people only know one thing: they hate us and they’re going to take over.”

With one caller, Yvonne, Jones claimed: “There is a standard that has to apply and you don’t meet that standard you should be rounded up.” She replied: “And if we don’t have enough police, what’s wrong with getting the army in?… [G]ive these blokes a bit of rifle butt in the face and they’ll back off; they’re cowards.” Jones replied: “If it gets to that we might have to do that, do you follow what I am saying?”

Jones repeatedly read out an alleged text message sent out by local “youngsters” in the Cronulla area encouraging others to go to the beach on the following Sunday, “to support Leb and Wog bashing day”.

On another occasion, Jones called for, “A rally, a street march, call it what you will. A community show of force.”

It did not take long to prove that these considerable efforts were not in vain.

Referring directly to the role of the shock-jocks, the Hazzard report states, “comment made by the broader community relating to the incidents was at times racist, exaggerated, inaccurate and advocated vigilante behaviour.”

But in the aftermath of the riots—unprecedented in Australian history—no official investigation was launched into their causes. Media attention continued to focus exclusively on how many Middle Eastern youth had or had not been rounded up, and the need for a massive police presence throughout the summer on Sydney’s beaches.

The only explanation for [NSW Police Minister] Scully’s behaviour [ie, his bungled handling of the report in question] was that he, too, was trying to protect the culprits. Adam Walters drew the conclusion in an article on ninemsn.com.au that Scully’s actions were, indeed, aimed at suppressing the police report in order to protect Jones. Apparently, on September 19, when Hazzard initially briefed the police minister on the report, Scully questioned him as to whether the role of the media fell under its terms of reference.

According to Walters, Hazzard’s notes of the meeting reveal that the police minister’s only concerns “related to the criticism of Alan Jones and other influential media commentators”. It appears that the primary motivation of the state Labor government was to avoid, at all costs, a falling out with the highly influential Jones so close to the March 2007 state election…

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All I want for Crassmas is a Satanic, Hollywood Nazi

The US-based National Socialist Movement (NSM) is one of the more ‘entertaining’ neo-Nazi groups, so news that Kiwi fascists, in the shape of Sid “The Squid” Wilson‘s mob the New Zealand National Front, have decided to throw their lot in with the NSM makes for a very unusual — but deeply appreciated — Crassmas present. Then again, the NZNF do have a tendency to go out of their way: in October, the boys planned to have a rally at Wellington’s Cenotaph. Prevented from doing so by enterprising Kiwi antifa, NZNF Fuhrer Sid still managed to perform some terrific stand-up: “One day the National Front will be the government and we will be in that building [a local public toilet, presumably] and we will take the country back to where it should be: a place of peace and happiness” he barked at his flock.

But what of the NSM?

In June, the NSM (est.1974) were reckoned to be the largest neo-Nazi grouping in the US. In July, the NSM underwent a minor crisis following the resignation of Virginian slumlord und NSM Fuhrer (‘media liaison’) Bill White over the involvement of members of the group’s leadership in Satanic activities (The Joy of Satan). According to Alexander Zaitchik (‘Nazis Falling’, Intelligence Report, No.123, Fall 2006):

It couldn’t have been scripted any better in Tinsel Town. After surging ahead of the sieg-heiling pack in membership and notoriety, the “Hollywood Nazis” of the National Socialist Movement have imploded in a debacle featuring hate-radio jocks, anti-racist provocateurs, superhuman egos, allegations of underage sex, and Satan.

The party’s problems began last June, when Citizens Against Hate discovered that NSM’s Tulsa post office box was shared by The Joy of Satan Ministry, in which the wife of NSM chairman emeritus Clifford Herrington [Andrea Herrington a/k/a Maxine Dietrich] is High Priestess. Knowing that NSM ally and hate-radio host Hal Turner was a Catholic-raised convert to the white supremacist theology of Christian Identity, the anti-racist group decided to plant a metaphorical banana peel under NSM’s unsuspecting jackboot…

Prior to this incident, at a ‘Nordic Fest’ in May, there was a violent confrontation between members of the NSM and unaffiliated boneheads. Apparently, the assembled boneheads were incensed by one Steven Boswell’s claim that ‘the movement would never be helped “by belonging to a social club where all we do is drink and shoot the shit every Saturday night”. He went on to say that Aryans “are far more stingy than Jews” in supporting their own cause, and then added that “our women are deserting us wholesale… because we are weak”.’

S’all good!

US racists recruit Kiwis
Kristian South
Sunday News
December 24, 2006

American Nazis are spreading their hateful message of white supremacy in New Zealand – and have set up two chapters here.

And the deputy leader of the National Socialist Movement last night told Sunday News he plans to set up multiple chapters of the high-profile US white power group across New Zealand.

“We want more chapters in New Zealand. I would like to see dozens of chapters,” Colonel Tim Bishop said.

The Minneapolis-based hate group – which uses Nazi Germany’s swastika – has branches in most US states and has spread to the UK, Sweden and South Africa.

“We’re a white rights organisation, we’re here to safeguard our people and we’re here to safeguard our culture and in New Zealand to organise the people who founded New Zealand,” Bishop said.

“All these units will operate in their area. They operate within the (Minneapolis) headquarter’s unit, but they are able to operate … as their own entity.”

A Sunday News investigation has revealed one of the National Socialist Movement’s Kiwi chapters is right-wing political party New Zealand National Front.

The National Front has been linked to racially motivated arson attacks – including the arson of a marae.

In December 2005, National Front members Jason Molloy and Ross Baumgarten were jailed for the vandalism of six Muslim mosques and cultural centres in Auckland.

The pair smashed windows and sprayed “R I P London” on the Muslim places of worship after the 2005 London terrorist bombings.

National Front leader Colin “Sid” Wilson was last night unavailable for comment.

Bishop said Wilson was a sergeant major in the National Socialist Movement.

“That may sound like a low rank but we don’t give out ranks easily,” Bishop said.

“You get rank by joining, actively fighting for our cause, by preaching the truth and handing out literature.”

The National Front’s website lists “traitor MPs”, including Prime Minister Helen Clark.

Bishop would not reveal details of the second Kiwi chapter, or numbers of New Zealand members.

“All that I will say is that every white New Zealander has a right to be proud of his heritage and his people,” Bishop said.

“We have doctors, lawyers all sorts of people in our organisation. Some of them – like myself – are proud to show their colours, others understandably like to stay in the background.”

In August, Sunday News revealed Wellington-based Nazi sympathiser Nic Miller was posting addresses and phone numbers of Jewish community members on his vile website.

Yeah, it’s like, real difficult for neo-Nazis to become senior members of far right parties. After all, it took Guardian journalist Iain Cobain three whole months to become the BNP’s central London organiser (‘The Guardian journalist who became central London organiser for the BNP’, Iain Cobain, The Guardian, December 21, 2006). One of Cobain’s more unusual discoveries was the fact that Simone Clarke, currently the principal dancer for the English National Ballet, is a member of the-party-what-don’t-like-all-them-immigrants-stealing-our-jobs. Murdoch’s The Times (‘BNP ballerina stumbles into the spotlight’, Jack Malvern, December 22, 2006) reports:

The Sugar Plum Fairy in English National Ballet’s production of The Nutcracker had to confront angry colleagues before yesterday’s matinee performance after she was revealed to be a member of the British National Party… Her opposition to immigration is a sensitive issue at the ballet company because nine of her ten fellow principal dancers — including the father of her child — are immigrants…

Ooops. Well, I do hope that Clarke enjoys her stay in Coventry.

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That’s SIR Bono (Bloody Bono)

First Bob, now Tony Bliar’s (other) mate Bono (Bloody Bono) has got the gong. Well, kinda. According to the band’s website, “As Bono is Irish he is not entitled to the ‘Sir’ title, as a British national would be”. As Bono is a twat, he’s accepted it anyway… After all, the Brits may not have done a whole lot for Ireland, but Britain’s done a lot for U2.

Honorary knighthood for U2’s Bono
BBC
December 23, 2006

U2 frontman Bono is being awarded an honorary knighthood by the Queen, the British Embassy in Dublin has said.

The singer, whose real name is Paul Hewson, has been given the honour for “his services to the music industry and for his humanitarian work,” it said.

Prime Minister Tony Blair congratulated him, telling the singer in a letter: “You have tirelessly used your voice to speak up for Africa.”

The 46-year-old will receive the honour [sic] in Dublin early in the new year.

British ambassador David Reddaway will conduct the ceremony…

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