Fascist wankers in Spain mourn hijo de puta Franco

Fascists gather to pay homage to Franco
Paul Hamilos in Valle de los Caídos
Guardian Unlimited
November 19, 2007

With their stiff-armed salutes, and cries of “Viva España!”, Spain’s fascists gathered this weekend to pay homage to General Franco outside the tomb of the late dictator for what may be the last time.

Well-to-do ladies
came dressed in fur coats to keep out the bitter cold, young men and women wore the blue shirts of the Falangist party, while others were more recognisable as modern neo-nazis, with shaven heads and scarves wrapped tight around their faces.

But all were united by more than simple veneration of General Franco: they share an all-consuming hatred of the socialist government of José Luiz Rodríguez Zapatero, which last month passed a law that will ban political rallies outside the imposing mausoleum in which Franco is buried.

The controversial historical memory law was the brainchild of Zapatero, whose own grandfather was killed by Franco’s forces, and is an attempt to recognise the republican victims of the civil war and dictatorship. The law, which will come into force once it passes through the upper house, will see the remaining Francoist symbols removed from Spain’s public buildings and the depoliticisation of the Valle de los Caídos (Valley of the Fallen), Europe’s largest fascist religious monument.

Chants of “Reds no, Reds no!” and “Zapatero – you son of a bitch!” rang out across the valley as banners bearing the Cross of St James, known as Matamoros (Moorslayer),* and pre-democratic Spanish flags were unfurled. But the largest cheers were reserved for Carmen Franco Polo, daughter of the late dictator, whose arrival and departure were greeted with sustained cries of “Franco! Franco! Franco!”…

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G20 : Gabriel in Court

Tomorrow morning at 10am Gabriel Shanks, the Kiwi anarchist from Christchurch detained by police at Sydney Airport en route to Europe on Friday, will be appearing in Melbourne Magistrates’ Court. For more details on the Ongoing G20 Solidarity Network (ORGASN), please see afterG20.org.

G20 protester extradited to Victoria
Sydney Morning Herald (AAP)
November 19, 2007

A New Zealand man has been extradited to Victoria from NSW over alleged involvement in last year’s riots outside the G20 conference in Melbourne.

Victorian detectives successfully sought the extradition of Gabriel James Shanks, 22, in Sydney’s Waverley Local Court on Monday.

Shanks has been charged with a single count of rioting on November 18 last year but is likely to face further charges on his return to Victoria.

The 22-year-old was arrested at Sydney Airport on Friday by Australian Federal Police and remanded in custody until Monday’s hearing.

Shanks appeared in court dressed in a dark, faded T-shirt, black combat pants and canvas shoes.

Magistrate Lee Anne Gilmour released him into the custody of two Victorian detectives, who are due to fly back to Melbourne on Monday afternoon.

Shanks is due to appear at Melbourne Magistrates Court on Tuesday morning.

A small group of Sydney activists attended the hearing to support him.

They said they didn’t know the New Zealander but wanted to show their solidarity.

Update :

Man charged over G20 brawl granted bail
The Age / AAP
November 20, 2007

A 22-year-old New Zealand man who was extradited from NSW on charges stemming from last year’s G20 riots in Melbourne has been granted bail.

Victorian detectives successfully sought the extradition of Gabriel James Shanks, who is facing a charge of rioting, in Sydney’s Waverley Local Court on Monday.

He was arrested at Sydney Airport on Friday by Australian Federal Police and remanded in custody until Tuesday’s hearing.

Shanks’ lawyer told the Melbourne Magistrates’ Court his client could provide a $10,000 surety and could reside with a cousin in North Fitzroy.

The prosecution did not oppose the application.

Magistrate Phillip Goldberg granted bail on grounds including that Shanks provide a surety, he surrender his passport and report to police once a week.

He was ordered to return to court for a committal mention hearing on January 23.

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Eureka Flag Banned?!? Time To Rebel!

In July 2001, the lying little rodent and soon-to-be ex-PM John HoWARd announced his intention to investigate backdoor shenanigans in the building industry. From late 2001 until late 2002, the Royal Commission into the Building and Construction Industry met. It, in turn, established the Office of the Australian Building and Construction Commissioner (ABCC) on October 1, 2005. In a stroke of pure, unadulterated genius:

The commission ruled this year that the Eureka flag was a union-related symbol that implied CFMEU membership was compulsory on a building site, in breach of the freedom-of-association provisions of WorkChoices.

A letter from builder Baulderstone Hornibrook’s Victorian general manager, Ian Luck, to ABCC official Helen Evenden, seen by The Age, confirms that the builder has recently been audited by the commission and has been found in breach of the freedom-of-association provisions. If companies refuse to comply with the commission’s orders they can be banned, under the Government’s National Code of Practice, from doing construction work on any Federal Government-owned building site. Mr Luck said the company would “reinforce to all Victorian operation staff that no advertising material of a political nature, or material that is contrary to the code, is to appear on our sites”.

But ABCC commissioner John Lloyd denied he had ordered the removal of straight political material, only union advertising.

“In its report to the company, the ABCC identified the display of numerous union posters and paraphernalia as inconsistent with the national code,” he said.

“The ABCC did not identify any ‘material of a political nature’ as being inconsistent with the code. The term was used by the company, not the ABCC.”

A Baulderstone Hornibrook spokesman said the company was “not in a position to comment”.

The cancer charity flag is designed to raise money for the John Cummins Memorial Fund, named after the former union militant who died of a tumour last year.

His widow, Di, said yesterday the charity was a sub-fund of the Melbourne Community Foundation, set up to donate money to the Austin Hospital for cancer support, and towards scholarships for disadvantaged young people in Melbourne’s north.

The flags are sold for $100 each and the charity has already raised $100,000.

“I’m not surprised, but I’m extremely disappointed with the ABCC, and I probably wouldn’t want to say any stronger emotions than that,” Ms Cummins said. ~ Watchdog accused over site bans on stickers, Michael Bachelard, The Age, November 14, 2007

Note that “ABC[C] Commissioner John Lloyd today [November 14] reiterated that the CFMEU’s claims of political interference by the ABCC are completely false. “These claims are unfounded, unsubstantiated and incorrect. They are merely claims by the union,” Mr Lloyd said”.

Then again, that’s merely a claim by the ABCC Commissioner.

In any case, the absurdity of the Commissioner’s position is revealed in the claim that “ABCC inspectors are unlikely to nominate the flying of a single union flag on a site as a concern. However, if the site shed is covered in union stickers and all workers wear union paraphernalia there may be a breach of the freedom of association provisions of the Code.” In other words, if a site contains a majority of union members, and these members proclaim their membership of the union — say, by putting union stickers on a site shed, and/or wearing “union paraphernalia” — they are in effect violating The Sacred Code of Freedom of Association As Defined By the ABCC. That aside, in the name of ‘choice’ and ‘freedom’, the Commission in its wisdom has actually sought to prevent workers from displaying a symbol that just last year was nominated as being a Victorian Icon:

The Awards were announced in March at the Young & Jackson Hotel, by Victorian Minister for Planning Rob Hulls who said the program had proven to be an exciting new event on Victoria’s calendar, providing an opportunity to celebrate buildings, places and events for their human history.

“The Awards have been a wonderful opportunity for the Victorian community to be involved in identifying icons that have made an outstanding contribution to our contemporary cultural identity,” Mr Hulls said.

“It is a delight to acknowledge and celebrate a revered sporting mecca – the MCG; our racing hero Phar Lap; the beloved Puffing Billy; the emblem of our most significant rebellion – the Eureka Flag; a symbol of Melbourne’s live music scene – the Palace Entertainment Complex; and what ignited the tradition of meeting under the clocks – Flinders Street Station,” Anthony Knight, Deputy Chair of the National Trust of Australia – Victoria said.

Anything to crush the spirit of rebellion eh?

Wankers.

    Friday November 23
    5.00pm
    State Library Steps
    Corner Swanston & LaTrobe Streets

    Speakers include: Robert Richter QC, Michael Long, Dean Mighell, Fr. Bob Maguire, Eureka descendants, Kevin Bracken and others.

    Performers: Shane Howard and friends, Archie Roach and others TBA.

    The HoWARd Government has banned the Eureka flag on building sites around Australia. This is an attack on our democratic rights to organise collectively in unions and speak out against injustice. It’s an attack on the fighting tradition of the Eureka rebellion.

    The Eureka flag was first raised in 1854 by the Ballarat miners in a popular uprising against British colonial oppression and injustice. For more than 150 years it’s been a proud symbol of ordinary people’s struggles for justice, democratic rights and a fair go.

    Unions, workers, rural communities, students and community groups have raised the Eureka flag in their many diverse struggles for a more just and democratic society. It’s a proud fighting symbol for a just, democratic and an independent Australia.

    Australia’s multiculturalism was born at the Eureka Stockade rebellion. Among the 20 nationalities that took part in the uprising were Italians, Jamaicans, black and white Americans, Irish, British, Dutch and different religions, including Christians and Jews. They were all united and pledged to stand by each other under the Eureka flag, “We swear by the Southern Cross to stand truly by each other and fight to defend our rights and liberties.”

    The rebel leaders declared the Eureka flag as “the refuge of all oppressed people from all countries on earth.”

    Organised by the Spirit of Eureka Committee // Contact & information 0417 456 001 or 0400 986 745

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“closely resembling stupidity”

1) Laura Norder reports: It is 25 years today since an anarchist died while trying to blow up the Wanganui police computer building.

Neil Roberts was protesting against what he considered was ‘creeping fascism’ and a ‘police state’ driven by then Prime Minister Robert “Piggy” Muldoon. A short film about the anarchist and punk rocker, called The Maintenance of Silence (1985) directed by William Kendall, is being screened in Auckland this evening to mark (but not celebrate) the anniversary of his death in 1982.

The screening is being held at the launch of a new book: Rabble Rousers and Merry Pranksters – A History of Anarchism in Aotearoa/New Zealand from the mid-1950s to the early 1980s, written by Toby Boraman.

This book covers New Zealand events such as the worker-student siege of parliament in June 1968; the “Jumping Sundays” or the liberation of Albert Park in Auckland in 1969; the Mount John “rock festival” of 1972, when anti-US military bases protesters sabotaged the only access road to the Mount John US military installation; the 1974 ferry case when a near general strike spontaneously occurred over the imprisonment of union official Bill Andersen by the Labour Government; and the anarchist involvement in the formation of Peace Movement Aotearoa and the successful Save Aramoana Campaign.

The book is the first major history of anarchism in New Zealand.

2) Several police injured during unofficial antifascist demo
thinkSPAIN
November 18, 2007

Around a thousand people took part in an unauthorised anti-fascist demonstration in Barcelona last night that was organised to protest at the murder of a 16 year old youth in a clash between fascists and anti-fascists at Legazpi Metro station in Madrid last Saturday lunchtime.

    Los participantes en la manifestación, que no estaba autorizada, entonaron consignas como ‘Ninguna agresión sin respuesta’, ‘Sin justicia no habrá paz’, ‘Carlos hermano, nosotros no olvidamos’ y ‘No, no, nazis no’.

As the demonstration descended into a series of pitched battles, ten regional police officers – as well as an unconfirmed number of protesters – were injured. One officer required hospitalisation after being knocked unconscious when he was hit in the face with a missile, possibly a bottle.

In total, seven protesters were arrested, and there are reports of substantial material damage all along the march route, although the worst affected building was the regional Interior ministry on the Via Laietana near the Plaza Urquinaona.

There were similar demonstrations in a number of Spanish towns yesterday, including Madrid [above], Zaragoza, Valladolid and Jaén, all of which passed off without incident.

Earlier…

3) Police Attack Anti-Fascist Protesters in Madrid On 25th Anniversary of Franco’s Death
Democracy Now!
November 20, 2000

Spanish police charged against anti-fascist demonstrators in Madrid yesterday on the 25th anniversary of the death of Francisco Franco, Western Europe’s longest reigning dictator of the 20th Century.

The demonstrators were countering a fascist rally that praised Franco’s leadership of Spain when police began to club them with batons and shoot rubber bullets. Demonstrators say that the police also fired live ammunition as warning shots. Forty people were injured and seven were arrested…

Earlier…

4) 20,000 Join a Fascist March In Madrid Backing Argentina
Reuters
April 20, 1982

About 20,000 Spaniards, their right arms raised in the fascist salute, marched through Madrid tonight, chanting their support for Argentina’s invasion of the Falkland Islands

Earlier still…

5) “Madrid did not ‘fall’ in the conventional military sense of occupation by elements of the opposing army. No Nationalist [Fascist] troops formally entered the capital before the surrender by the commander of Republican forces in central Spain, Lieutenant-Colonel Prada, to Colonel Losas, head of Nationalist forces in the University City, at one o’clock in the afternoon. Farce rather than heroism marked the formal entry of Nationalists into the capital. The first organized party to leave Nationalist lines for Madrid following the surrender, according to Wing Commander A.W.H. James, a British Conservative MP who visited Madrid on the 29th, contained ‘some 30 journalists, accompanied by one charming lady’. When this party became tired of ‘stumbling over the defences and across no-man’s land’, it took the Metro to get to the city centre.” ~ Julius Ruiz, Franco’s Justice: Repression in Madrid after The Spanish Civil War, Oxford University Press, 2005, p.29

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G20 : Akin Sari

On October 18, 2007, Akin Sari pled guilty in the Melbourne Magistrates’ Court to a number of charges stemming from the G20 protests in Melbourne in November 2006. He was arrested in Sydney on September 6, 2007 for breaching his bail conditions, and was denied bail, just as he had been following his initial arrest. Akin Sari was granted asylum by the Australian government as a political refugee for his political activities in Turkey. He will now rot in an Australian jail ’til February 2, 2008, when he’ll be sentenced in the Victorian County Court.

Please send Akin Sari a letter or postcard in support today!

Write to:

    Akin Sari
    c/- Melbourne Remand Centre
    PO Box 500
    St. Albans
    VIC 3021
    AUSTRALIA
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What A Wonderful World

Torture suspects linked to neo-nazis
Karen Dandurant
Seacoastonline
November 17, 2007

RYE — A watchdog group that monitors the activity of white supremacist organizations confirmed that at least two of the men indicted on charges of torturing and decapitating a rabbit are actively involved in one or more of the groups. Robert Freeman, 36… Kevin Lynch, 26… and William West, 32… were indicted on felony charges of cruelty to an animal. On Aug. 10, Rye police were called to a Massachussets law enforcement meeting, where they learned the torture had been posted to the Internet site YouTube. An investigation led police to the three men. Research done by the Herald indicated that at least two of the men might have ties to neo-Nazi and white supremacist organizations. On Thursday, Anthony Griggs, a research analyst for the Southern Poverty Law Center in Montgomery, Ala., confirmed ties for both Freeman and West. He said he didn’t find anything on Lynch. “Robert Freeman is involved with the National Alliance, the biggest neo-Nazi group in the country,” said Griggs. “He’s also a longtime member of The Creativity Movement.” West was the leader of the defunct Boston branch of Volksfront, German for “People’s Front.”

Man Stabbed in Suspected Hate Attack in St. Petersburg
Ali Nassor
The St. Petersburg Times
November 16, 2007

An African-Russian man was hospitalized following a violent street assault by a group of suspected neo-Nazis on Sunday near his home on Ulitsa Aviakonstruktor in northwest St. Petersburg. Maira Mkama, 24, a second-year Ph D. student at the St. Petersburg Academy of Economics and Administration was stabbed six times in the chest and stomach, badly damaging one kidney and his liver, on his way home from the nearby Kommandantsky Prospekt metro station, at around 8 p.m…

Saudi gang-rape victim is jailed
Frances Harrison
BBC News
November 15, 2007

An appeal court in Saudi Arabia has doubled the number of lashes and added a jail sentence as punishment for a woman who was gang-raped. The victim was initially punished for violating laws on segregation of the sexes – she was in an unrelated man’s car at the time of the attack. When she appealed, the judges said she had been attempting to use the media to influence them…

“…The Two Kingdoms Dialogue, which began here on Monday, ended its deliberations that focused on ways of strengthening political, economic and educational cooperation between the two countries. The participants discussed the challenges facing young men and women in both countries and emphasized the need for inculcating moderate ideas and tolerant concepts in their minds…” ~ UK Greets Abdullah With Pomp, Pageant, Arab News, October 31, 2007

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Bloggy stuff…

“Anarchy is a fag”

Barricade on Myspace has got a nice new design, courtesy of Iconoclast: if you’re on myspace, become a comrade. In related developments, the infoshop will be re-opening early next year in a new location in Melbourne’s inner north, as part of a brand spanking new anarchist social centre.

The two occupants of Whitelaw Towers, meanwhile — Jim Perren and Peter Campbell — spend a rather considerable amount of time ranting and raving about the Anarchist Communist Terrorists at FightDemBack!. In fact, not just any Anarchist Communist Terrorists, but “some of Australia’s and New Zealand’s most dangerous”!

The blog reads like the manic scribblings of a rural neo-Nazi on a dangerous, but nevertheless amusing, cocktail of amphetamines and hallucinogens. Still, they note that my “personal blog ‘slackbastard’ is unashamedly militant Anarchist“, which is sweet of them.

Long Live the Leninist Trotskyist Fraction and the fight for a new World Party of Socialist Revolution!

Not so sweet is Democratic Socialist Perspective hack Norm Dixon, who disputes Jim & Pete’s demented characterisation quite vociferously. “Cynical whining by a rightwinger posing as an anarchist” is how Norm describes my take on (neo-)Trotskyist attempts to impose a dictatorship of the proletariat by way of the upcoming federal election. Dave Brown of the Communist Workers’ Group New Zealand/Aotearoa (Member of the Leninist/Trotskyist Fraction), on the other hand, is a little more circumspect: “Thanks, no, I won’t be entering into [the] dubious backstreet of slackbastard bogatry [bogatry?]. Why not do us a critique of our Trot special issue on re-framing the frameup which you could add to your chamber of horrors?” asks Comrade Brown.

‘Give Flowers to the Rebels Failed’

Otherwise, Trading Stories is a really neat-looking (and well-written) blog dedicated to book and zine reviews. Reviewing White Noise: Inside the International Nazi Skinhead Scene by Nick Lowles and Steve Silver, they write: “Unfortunately, Lowles’ and Silver’s conclusion remains just as urgent today as it was when they wrote White Noise: ‘Anti-fascists have to continue to take action at whatever level they can to prevent the growth of the White Power music scene. … Turning down the sound of hate is one of the most crucial tasks for anti-racists and anti-fascists today.’ Here in Australia, the heart of that campaign is @ndy’s Slackbastard blog. Get involved.” Which is quite nice of them, really, and as far as the blogosphere is concerned, a somewhat rare acknowledgment.

Also of note is the good taste displayed by first Cam Smith and then Crikey. On the one hand, Cam takes note of the Trot Guide 2007 #2.0 : 2007 Federal Election without engaging in sectarian abuse, while at the same time, and more importantly, courageously breaking through the media blackout on the Stalinist League of Australia. On the other hand, in what I think is a first(?), Crikey Blogwatch has noted that I’ve taken note of the Wicked Witch from Ipswich’s latest tilt at Senatorial glory in Bigots : Make your vote count!. Previously on slackbastard, Fred Weir of the Christian Science Monitor has made a reference to a “Canadian” anarchist blog — mine — and a Herald Sun journalist — sfool! — plagiarised a transcript I made of one of the Very Reverend Monsignor Geoffrey Baron’s most memorable Sunday sermons; but aside from that, the media Leviathan trundles on, unperturbed…

Stick This In Your Memory Hole

Finally, on a slightly more independent note, aduki press has released a book by tattoo enthusiast Tristan Clark called Stick This In Your Memory Hole. I went to the launch a few weeks ago — thanks for the beer and pizza — but soon fled. As well as being accompanied by beer and pizza — and ah, the words contained in the 37 essays between the covers — Stick This is notable for being “the first case of a book being released independently by an Australian publisher under a CC licence”, apparently. (For more disco on independent publishing, see also Locus.) When I finish reading it, I may even write about it.

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G20 : Not-corrupt police give sub-editor opportunity to use word ‘nab’

    Note that the G20 is meeting again this weekend (November 17/18) in Kleinmond, South Africa. “During this meeting — which will be hosted by the current Chair of the G20, our own Trevor Manual — the most powerful economic ministers and politicians will be surrounded by symbols of opulence — a golf course, five star accommodation, a beautiful conference centre, body guards, limousines, cavalcades, and sea views. They will swop smiles and handshakes for the press — who like the court jesters of old will sing these global capitalist elites’ praises. They will also tell us that these politicians have come to Kleinmond to create a better world for us. The biggest joke of all is that they will expect us to believe this lie. Of course, if you look past the superficial pomp, glitz and sheer propaganda that will be part of the Kleinmond gathering, you will find that a better world is not being created for us; a better world is being created for the global elite and their transnational companies to our detriment…” ~ The G20: The New Ruling Aristocracy of the World?, Shawn Hattingh, Monthly Review, November 15, 2007

Police nab G20 protester in Sydney
Mario Xuereb
The Age
November 17, 2007

A New Zealand man wanted for rioting in Melbourne at last year’s G20 economic summit has been arrested in Sydney on a holiday stopover to Europe. Victorian police heading the taskforce into last November’s violent rioting said Gabriel Shanks was arrested in Sydney yesterday en route to Spain and Britain. He was wanted for riot and affray offences committed during the summit on November 18. The 22-year-old was arrested by airport police and remanded to appear at Waverly Court for an extradition hearing on Monday. Victoria Police officers will fly to Sydney for the hearing and expect Mr Shanks to appear in the Melbourne Magistrates Court on Tuesday.

It comes nearly one year on from the violent confrontation between protesters and police in Melbourne’s CBD. “He was arrested as he was travelling through Sydney airport from New Zealand en route to Europe,” said Detective Sergeant Adrian Richards. “Police at the airport arrested him on our behalf, we believe he was going to Spain or England. It’s unclear if he was going for political purposes and have no idea of his travel intentions – it’s a coincidence that he has happened to return to Australia the same week as the first anniversary (of the riot),” Detective Sergeant Richards said. Mr Shanks was one of 28 “persons of interest” featured in police photographs from the summit protest released to the media.

Officers heading Operation Salver, the taskforce investigating the riots, have arrested 12 of the people featured. The G20 demonstrations on November 18 injured 10 police officers, with one constable bitten during a confrontation between 100 protesters and 60 police near Parliament House.

In March, police charged another five people in Sydney over the violent protests. Four men aged 20 to 25 and a 17-year-old youth were arrested in raids in five suburbs. A total of 26 people have been charged in relation to the G20 economic forum riot with a total of 246 offences. Most who have appeared in Melbourne Magistrates Court since have had their bail extended until February when they will appear for committal hearings. Last month, Melbourne protester Akin Sari – who was also arrested in Sydney – pleaded guilty to rioting during the summit.

Note that Fairfax Media is being quite coy about its role in “assisting police with their enquiries”; that “Mr Shanks was [allegedly] one of 28 “persons of interest” featured in police photographs from the summit protest released to the media” fails to acknowledge the fact that Fairfax published all 28 on its site. Such active collaboration with police may have been read as an unusual editorial decision sparked by the inordinate amount of interest dramatic images recorded at the G20 protest generated. However, given the decision by Fairfax in Aotearoa/New Zealand to publish similar, potentially prejudicial material regarding the alleged “terrorists” involved in the Urewera 16 show trial — “leaked” to them by police — may perhaps be more justifiably read as a particularly intense form of corporate/police state action. Note also that, over twelve months later, The Age continues to publish online all 28 photos provided to them by police, and notwithstanding the fact that at least some of those featured are currently awaiting trial.

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Benny the Butcher from Bennelong

Man-About-Town Dr Cam Sexenheimer explores the marginal electorates…

18. How will a Stalinist, a Satanist and a KKK member vote?

Cam Smith writes:

There’s allegedly an election coming up. The regrettable consequence of this is that newspaper editors suddenly care about the opinions of people in wishy-washy electorates like McMillan and Eden-Monaro. If the names and occupations of those people start with the same letter as their electoral division, so much the better – Oh, Benny the Butcher from Bennelong is concerned about housing prices and rising inflation! How dreadfully clever. Born of a need to fill space and a sick fetish for alliteration, canvassing voters in marginal electorates is easy. What’s trickier is canvassing voters in the margins of society. To this end, Crikey went looking for a Satanist, a Stalinist and a National Socialist to see which way the truly marginal would be voting.

Malaphite X (not what her mum calls her) worships the Dark Lord Satan. As such, she told Crikey at around midnight last night, it follows that she would vote for John Howard.

Finding a Satanist is not as easy as you’d think. A call to the bookshop of Church of Satan priest Drew Sinton ended with a Satanic clerk snapping, “We don’t want any publicity!” and hanging up. Enquiries to the Temple of Set went unanswered, as did a Myspace message I sent to someone who claimed to be a member of the Temple of the Vampire. I don’t think a real Vampire would list Buffy amongst her favourite TV shows anyway. Or be on Myspace. Finally, a researcher investigating Pagan iconography within Christian architecture put me in touch with freelance Satanist Malaphite. “Most Satanists won’t be voting,” Malaphite said, “but those who are will be voting for whoever will increase military spending.” Why? “Um, because of the Apocalypse?”

Like, duh.

Where do Satanists stand on ratifying Kyoto? “We need to promote global warming, cut down all the trees, and nuke everything.” Workchoices? “Definitely. We are very much in favour of slave labour.”

How, I asked, do I know you’re being straight with me? After all, you worship the Prince of Lies. “Lying can be a lot of fun. All people should lie all the time.”

So how will Malaphite X really vote? “Everyone should vote with a gun. It’ll be more pleasure. It’ll be more blood. Go forth and rape, plunder, pillage. Destroy as much as possible.” Good heavens!

Finding a Stalinist also turned out to be easier said than done. Peter Symons (a Marxist) from the Communist Party of Australia told Crikey that it would be difficult to find anyone to admit to being a Stalinist, and at any rate, that person would probably be insane. The CPA are advocating voting for the Greens first and putting the Liberal Party last, as are a number of other socialist organisations, according to the Trot Guide for 2007. Peter Watson, the 15 year old founder and president of the Stalinist League of Australia, says that the SLA are advocating a vote for the SLA first, the Socialist Alliance second, and the International Nerd-Gothic conspiracy last. The International Nerd-Goths are controlled by his science teacher and are responsible for, amongst other things, killing Stalin and having Peter banned from the library at his school. The SLA has had limited success in student council elections and doesn’t appear to be running any candidates federally.

David Palmer, the Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, will be voting for John Howard, mainly because of the business practices of Therese Rein. He told Crikey: “She’s a con-woman. I wouldn’t be surprised if in the week before the election if the Commonwealth police don’t arrest her. I dislike Howard too, mainly because he took our guns off us, but as a compromise between the two I would trust Howard more than I would trust Rudd.”

No chance of a vote for the Greens? “It’s just a front for the Comms. The Comms had 3000 members, and they went somewhere. They’re watermelons.”

The Democrats? “They just go from one disaster to another. Politics is the art of the possible.”

Not even Pauline Hanson? “Pauline is never going to get anywhere; she’s really got no political ideas. She’s just an opportunist.”

Palmer says that the Klan remains a force within the Liberal Party. Although he thinks it would be easier to infiltrate Labor branches, considering their falling membership, the Liberals remain the Klan’s spiritual home. He claims the Klan had control of 70 Liberal branches at its peak, however this number has fallen in recent years to 11 – mostly in Queensland. How much truth there is in this claim is unclear. Palmer was a good friend of Liberal Party powerbroker Lyenko Urbancic, and some of his rivals on the far Right have accused him of being a member of the Liberal Party in the 1970s.

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‘Get someone to assassinate the prime minister, the new one, next year’s one. Just been in office five days, bang … Yeah John Key … just drop a bomb.’

New Zealand activists’ talk of killings, bombings caught by police surveillance
The Associated Press / International Herald Tribune
November 13, 2007

WELLINGTON, New Zealand: Police monitored armed activists talking of political assassinations, blowing up power and natural gas plants, gas stations and communications systems before they arrested 16 people on suspicion of planning terror attacks, according to details published Wednesday by two local newspapers.

Among targets discussed for assassination were main opposition National Party leader John Key and U.S. President George W. Bush, while an al-Qaida manual on terrorist actions was among “about 10” that group members claimed to be using.

Daily newspapers in the capital, Wellington, and in the southern city of Christchurch published the evidence Wednesday from police surveillance cited in an affidavit used in court to gain warrants to arrest the people involved.

The secret evidence was amassed from months of police surveillance of military-style training camps allegedly used to train Maori independence activists, extreme environmentalists and others on weapons use and survival in the bush.

The 16 activists were arrested on suspicion of breaching the nation’s arms and anti-terror laws — but police were later prevented by the nation’s top legal officer from bringing terrorism charges.

Solicitor General David Collins last week ruled against charges being laid under the Terrorism Suppression Act against 12 of those arrested in the raids.

While police had good reason to investigate the alleged weapons training activity, New Zealand’s anti-terror laws were too complex to apply in this instance, he said. He was “unable to authorize the prosecutions” under the terror law.

All sixteen of those arrested still face charges under the Arms Act. They have been released on police bail under strict conditions that include surrender of passports and other restrictions on their movements and activities.

New Zealand’s Arms Act prohibits private ownership of military-style weapons and requires all gun owners to hold an arms license to own and use firearms.

Reports said the training camps involved the use of military-style weapons, Molotov cocktails, napalm-based bombs and other explosives.

Police and the Solicitor General immediately condemned publication of the police affidavit.

Deputy Commissioner Rob Pope said they would investigate publication of the material, “and any other publication which could be considered to breach court suppression orders or potentially compromise criminal proceedings.”

Council for Civil Liberties chairman Tony Ellis, a senior barrister, warned release of the information could prejudice the fair trials of the 16 people facing arms charges.

The capital’s “Dominion Post” newspaper said in an editorial it “has not taken lightly the decision” to publish the material.

“We believe we are acting within the law, we also believe we are acting in the public interest,” it noted on its front page.

As the papers published the police material, protesters from the small town of Ruatoki, one of the centers for police raids on suspects last month, were traveling in a convoy to Parliament in Wellington to protest the action of the armed anti-terror police.

Hundreds of people have protested against the raids and arrests, claiming police were illegally clamping down on legitimate rights and calling on them to “free all political prisoners.”

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