Antifa ‘Slackbastard’ Outed And Named. By Morons.

    BEDEMIR: Exactly! So, logically…
    VILLAGER #1: If… she… weighs… the same as a duck… she’s made of wood.
    BEDEMIR: And therefore…?
    VILLAGER #1: A witch!
    CROWD: A witch!

Oh dear.

Dr James Saleam — prominent Lebanese-Australian, former member of the ‘National Socialist Party of Australia’ (1970s) and leader of neo-Nazi groupuscule ‘National Action’ (1980s), convicted criminal (for fraud, in 1988, and for organising, in 1989, a shotgun assault upon the home of the ANC representative to Australasia), and current leader of the ‘Australia First Party’ — has some exciting news.*

Antifa ‘Slackbastard’ Outed And Named
Stormfront
October 8, 2010

Readers,

Several people on this Forum should have an interest in the identity of the primary person who writes as “Andy” on the Slackbastard blogsite.

He is revealed as one Andrew Sadauskas of Melbourne.

Other information sites, newsletters and [f]orums – may carry this information tonight.

Internet searches are only half of the investigative method with such individuals. I was advised tonight that the more regular investigative tools will come into play to provide a more elaborate picture not only of this one person, but the Antifa in general.

I trust the moderator will allow this one post through (given its relevance) despite the usual policy of not debating Antifa etc on this board.

Source : stormfront.org/forum/t747374/

This is not the first time local nutzis have laid claim to knowing the identity of the author of this blog. Indeed, the source for Dr Saleam’s announcement, a blog named ‘Whitelaw Towers’ (WLT), has previously ‘outed’ and ‘named’ the author as being ‘Andrew Moran’. The (principal) author of WLT has previously been identified as being a man from rural Queensland named Jim Perren. Jim briefly came to the attention of The Australian in 2005 (Greg Roberts, Race-hate campaigner unmasked, August 22, 2005), but is otherwise known for being a former member of the now-defunct neo-Nazi ‘White Pride Coalition Australia’ and a current member of the Australia First Party.

On October 16, 2009 (‘@ndy alone and out in the cold. Anti Fa Crocodile Tears’), Jim wrote that I was an art dealer. “For the past four years @ndy, who we have to assume is Andrew Moran Art Dealer in Melbourne (apologies to Mr. Moran if we are wrong)…” On May 15, 2009 (‘Here it is the evil video Support Brendon’), Jim wrote “Yes @ndy Fight Dem Back Victorian founder AKA jew boy Andrew Moran here it is you racist Jewish scum”. On December 29, 2008 (‘Zog Attacks @ndy Slackbastard. Yeah right!’), he wrote “Yes folks because of persistent accusations from this site that Andrew Moran AKA @ndy is nothing but a Zionist spy old @ndy has…” (blah blah blah); on September 25, 2008 (‘Whitelaw Towers: Anarchist @ndy the Government Informer.’), he wrote “Sorta puts @ndy aka Andrew Moran aka slackbastard in a bit of a jam?”.

Further references to ‘Andrew Moran’ are made on blog entries dated January 25, 2010; September 29, May 21 and May 14, 2009; December 19, 10 and 8 and September 15, 2008; and December 12, November 2 and July 2, 2007.

On September 28, 2009 — a little over a year ago — Jim wrote, in reference to the presence of protesters at that year’s Sydney Forum:

…Seems someone forgot to call them? Or did they? Well Andrew Moran AKA @ndy (yes folks we can confirm that is his real name) had sent one of his little recruits along on Saturday [m]orning…

Of course, that was then, and this is now, and fascist memories being what they are — Holocaust? What’s a Holocaust? — slackbastard’s previous ‘outing’, and the confidence with which it was proclaimed, has been completely forgotten. And now our amateur detective has announced to his neo-Nazi kameraden, fellow members of the Australia First Party, and the wide world of racist kooks, that I am in fact ‘Andrew Sadauskas’.

Bollocks.

Naturally, I’ve tried to contact Andrew, but never having met with or spoken to him, and knowing nothing about him other than what Jim Perren has managed to assemble via Google, I’ve not to this point been successful. Sadly, given the obvious desperation with which Jim & Co. have cobbled together their cock-and-bull story — and the murderous joy with which the supposed ‘news’ has been greeted — it may be some time before the sh*t-for-brains at the Australia First Party/Whitelaw Towers, Stormfront, and whichever other “information sites, newsletters and forums” carry this junk realise their stoopid.

So: to reiterate, the author of this blog is not Andrew Sadauskas. A future post will dissect Perren’s claims, and also shine a little further light onto the disturbed minds which have joined in his chorus.

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International Week of Solidarity with Jock Palfreeman: October, 2010

Bulgaria: Racism, injustice lead to murder conviction
Neville Spencer
Green Left Weekly
October 10, 2010

In December 2009, a Bulgarian court convicted 23-year-old Australian Jock Palfreeman of the murder of 20-year-old Bulgarian man Andrey Monov, who died of a knife wound. Palfreeman was sentenced to 20 years in jail.

This resulted from an incident in December 2007 in which Palfreeman, according to his own account, came to the aid of two men of the minority Roma community who were being attacked by a gang of 16 men.

Palfreeman was denied bail and spent nearly two years in jail before finally being sentenced.

The court rejected his claim of self-defence after many irregularities, such as blocking witness statements that supported his account and the suspicious disappearance of critical CCTV footage.

Palfreeman had been living in Bulgaria for eight months when the incident occurred.

In Bulgaria, the Roma (often known as “gypsies”) are the most maligned ethnic minority. They suffer far higher levels of unemployment, poverty, crime and imprisonment.

Human rights groups have reported them as targets of police repression, as well as victims of attacks by nationalist and neo-Nazi gangs.

In Australia, Palfreeman had joined socialist youth group Resistance while at high school and had been an active campaigner against the Iraq war and racism.

On the night of December 27, 2007, Palfreeman, according to his statement, was out with friends in the capital Sofia when they saw a group of drunken football fans attacking two Roma men outside the entrance of an underground railway station.

He ran across the road to help the two men and stood between them and the gang yelling “Don’t attack” in Bulgarian.

One of the Roma men escaped and the gang initially backed away. But the regrouped a couple of minutes later to attack him.

Palfreeman pulled out a knife from his pocket to warn the gang away, but the men surrounded him and threw concrete blocks at him.

CCTV footage shown in court showed the men surrounding him. After almost two minutes, it shows gang member Monov joining the assault and then falling back on the road.

Statements from independent witnesses, the police who were initially on the scene and even gang members supported key parts of Palfreeman’s account.

A witness who worked in a nearby kiosk said: “At some time around 1:00 I saw a group of people, running past me, going toward the underground.

“During the first movement of the group toward the underground, I heard ‘Hey, Mango’.” (Mango is a derogatory term for Roma.)

A police officer who was on the scene told the court: “I found out that these 10-15 people, as they were moving, there was an altercation with a group from the minority and the defendant tried to stop them, after that they attacked him, he tried to defend himself and the incident occurred.

“That’s what the boys there told me. I don’t know their names. There were other people, passers-by and security guards … They told me the same story.”

Immediately after the incident, gang member Antoan Zahariev made a statement that said: “There was already a fight between my friends and some other people that I don’t know and I’ve never seen before. Some of these unknown people, strangers, I think they were gypsies.”

Zahariev also claimed to have sustained a knife wound from Palfreeman, though his DNA was not found on the knife.

Witnesses’ accounts also matched Palfreeman’s account of how the gang subsequently turned on him and attacked him.

However, by the time the matter went to trial the accounts of gang members and some of the police had changed. The story put to the court by the prosecution and of the gang members was that the assault on the Roma men had never occurred.

They claimed Palfreeman attacked them with a knife for no reason and they were unable to escape from him. This account was accepted by the court and resulted in Palfreeman receiving a 20-year sentence.

Although the original statements from gang members and police contradicted the prosecution’s account, the prosecution was able to block these from being read in court.

CCTV footage from a camera at a Ministry of Health building, which could have showed the attack on the Roma men, disappeared. First, it was deleted by virtue of the tardiness of the prosecution in obtaining the footage.

After a computer expert recovered the deleted file, a supposed electrical fault lost it again. When the defence tried to get access to the hard drive, it disappeared altogether.

A doctor at the health ministry said someone had come to see the footage the morning after the incident. It has not emerged who that was or what they saw on the footage.

Other problems with the trial included police not trying to collect statements from key witnesses, such as Palfreeman’s friends who were there on the night or the Roma men; and repeatedly aborted hearings in which witnesses or even the judge failed to show up.

Bulgaria’s justice system has a reputation for corruption and Monov, the son of a famous psychologist, comes from a well-connected family. Many police officers, judges and politicians attended his funeral.

An appeal in Palfreeman’s case is due to begin on October 21. However, it is restricted in scope to assessing the previous judge’s review and comments.

Defence requests to have expert reviews of CCTV footage and forensic evidence, and to receive expert evidence on the significance of Monov’s 0.3% blood alcohol level, have been rejected.

International solidarity actions are being held in the lead-up to the appeal. In Sydney, there will be a gathering to support Jock Palfreeman at noon, Circular Quay on October 16.

Jock’s appeal will commence on October 21 in the Sofia Central Courthouse. For more details on the Sydney event, please see FreeJock.com. For events in Bristol (UK), please see Prisoner Support Bristol ABC.

For more information on Jock’s case, visit FreeJock.net.

See also : ‘One Night in Sofia’ by reporter Belinda Hawkins, originally broadcast on June 2, 2009, six months before Jock’s eventual conviction in December, 2009.

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Australian Defence League: Born April 9, 2010; Died October 9, 2010.

Huh.

That was quick.

In the world-historical battle against the creeping Islamification of Australia, the ‘Australian Defence League’ has proven to be about as competent as a one-legged man in an arse-kicking competition.

Months ago, the ADL announced that on Saturday, October 9, it would be holding a rally against Islam on the steps of the Sydney Opera House.

But suppose they called a protest, and nobody came?

Well, that’s precisely what happened.

The non-event in Sydney follows the non-event in Melbourne on April 9, the first occasion upon which the keyboard commandos declared their intention to take to the streets.

A A ADL: about as useful as tits on a bull.

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Australia First vs. Australian Protectionist Parties (Sutherland Shire)


Above : Darrin Hodges as a member of the fascist ‘black bloc’ which assembled in Sydney on September 8, 2007 under the banner of the ‘New Right’ and under the leadership of Welf Herfurth; Herfurth has since gone on to lead the neo-Nazi skinhead group Volksfront.

The 2010 Sutherland Shire Council D Ward By-Election is almost upon us, and its proximity is making the thousands of citizens clustered around Engadine giddy with excitement. Scheduled for Saturday October 16, the By-Election has been called following the press-ganging of Liberal member David Redmond. Just 25km south of the CBD and only 20 minutes from Sydney Airport, “The Shire” as the area is affectionately known, delivers all the best Sydney has to offer: famous beaches; iconic waterways; rich bushland and memorable experiences.

Like being hit over the head by a drunken racist.

There are eight candidates jostling to take Redmond’s place, but only one is protecting Australia from The Asian Invasion, Lebs and/or Mooselems, porno shops and refugees while the other is putting White Australians first — ahead of Asians, blacks, Jews, and the forces of New World Order liberal-globalist-capitalism. The first aspiring Philosopher King is named Darrin Hodges (44) of the Australian Protectionist Party; the second is Matt Hodgson (35) of the Australia First Party.

This is Hodge’s second tilt at a seat in Sutherland. In 2008, he got 333 votes of approval for his efforts — about 2% of the total. In August, he asked the people of NSW to make he and and Nick Folkes Federal Senators, and to thereby help protect Australia from Communists, Islam, Greens, Muslims, homosexuals, followers of Muhammad and the Australia First Party. They got 1,844 votes (0.05%) for their efforts.

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Who would Jesus call a c***?

For at least the third fourth time…

So some guy got charged with making a public nuisance of himself for wearing a Cradle of Filth tee. “The shirt allegedly featured the words “Jesus is a c—” in large letters and shows a picture of a semi-naked, masturbating nun… The offence of public nuisance is characterised by behaviour that interferes, or is likely to interfere with the peaceful passage through, or enjoyment of, a public place by a member of the public. The charge carries a maximum fine of $1000 or six months’ jail.”

Hopefully, the case comes before Magistrate Michael O’Driscoll. In August, His Honour ruled that the words “nigger” and “sand-nigger” are not offensive to reasonable people.

See also : Jesus is a BLANK & Vestal Masturbation is BAD… mmmkay? (June 29, 2008).

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Ben Pobjie’s Wonderful World Of (Sex) Objects

Ben Pobjie’s Wonderful World Of Objects
Wednesday, October 6, 2010

How Not To Rape People: A Handy Guide For Modern Men And Footballers

In my perusings of the modern media landscape, a worrying trend has come to my attention: young men who apparently just can’t stop having non-consensual sex with others. It’s a tricky problem, and one to which there are, clearly, no easy solutions. I mean, it’s all very well to say “No means no”, but as popular ex-footballer/arachnid Peter “Spida” Everitt says, when a girl goes home with a guy at 3am, it’s not for a cup of Milo. So we can see there are two sides to every story: on the one hand, a young lady might feel violated, but on the other hand, why do these women keep going round to strangers’ houses in the hopes of having some Milo? Why don’t they buy their OWN Milo? Young people today, I ask you…

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Nutzis are w e i r d : ‘Reverend’ Scott Harrison ~versus~ Volksfront Australia

So.

Nutzis are a pretty weird mob, of that there is little doubt.

They’re also a highly fractious one, given to sectarianism, and violent squabbling.

In Australia, there have been a handful of killings among local nutzis, among them the murder of Wayne ‘Bovver’ Smith at Dr James Saleam‘s bunker in Tempe on Hitler’s birthday (April 20) in 1991; in 1990, on the same date, Dane Sweetman used an axe to murder David “Pommy Dave” Noble; on September 1, 1989, suspected police informer David Locke was murdered by ANM member Wayne Robert Napier (using a concrete pole) — but recent years have been fairly quiet.* Of course, that doesn’t mean local nutzis haven’t been at each other’s throats in a metaphorical sense, and one of the latest dramas revolves around Deakin University student Scott Harrison, his religious cult, and the neo-Nazi gang Volksfront.

Reverend Scott Harrison

To begin with: Harrison is a former ‘national anarchist’ and follower of Welf Herfurth, the Sydney-based, German-born businessman and chief proselytizer for the ideology in Australia. Over the course of the last four or five years, Herfurth has been able to attract a few teenage boys and twenty-somethings interested in his bizarro creed (one which has come to replace Herfurth’s former adherence to some variant of white nationalism / national socialism). Until last year, Harrison was probably the keenest of Herfurth’s young followers, and certainly his mouthiest. For reasons which remain obscure, however, last year Harrison decided to abandon national anarchism, and Herfurth, for the greener (browner?) pastures of ‘Creativity’, a bizarro White supremacist religion founded in 1973 by a good fascist named Ben Klassen (he also invented the electric can opener).

Like most other fringe groups, Creativity is split. The creed’s most infamous follower in Australia is probably Patrick O’Sullivan, the silly bugger responsible for putting up ‘White Man Awake!’ stickers all over town, an activity which (in addition to terrorising his non-White housemates — a hobby local housing authorities are seemingly happy to allow him to pursue in the inner-city boarding houses he inhabits) has kept him occupied since his release from prison (for stabbing someone at a party). (See also : Herr Reverend in the news.com.au, June 5, 2009.) A handful of other Creators — or Creatards, as they’re more popularly known — have gravitated into and out of the media spotlight. A few years ago, SA Creatard Colin Campbell III, aka “Reverend Col Campbell 3rd, Komandant WCOTR”, lost a stoush he had with a scribbler for News Limited:

Adjudication No. 1445 (adjudicated October 2009)

The Press Council has dismissed a complaint from Cailen Cambeul, of the self-styled Church of Creativity, South Australia, that the News Limited website, The Punch, misrepresented adherents of the church as uneducated, illiterate and prone to committing violence…

Fnarr fnarr.

Earlier in the year, Chris Smith, a NSW Creatard, got his own back on ZOG and The Controlled Media when one of the cult’s propaganda efforts got featured in the local newspaper (‘White supremacists target Penrith’, Omar Hamwi, Penrith Press, March 29, 2010).

So much for the good news.

The bad news is that, because of Chris Smith’s membership of Volksfront, the Reverend Harrison has been forced to publicly repudiate his fellow Creatard, choosing to do so on Stromfront (the world’s No.1 White supremacist website, established in 1995 by convicted neo-Nazi terrorist Don Black). Normally, airing the White supremacist movement’s dirty laundry in this manner is considered poor form: the thread has subsequently been cleansed by moderator Paul Innes (‘Steelcap Boot’). Luckily, a little birdy has preserved the evidence:

But who, you may ask, are Volksfront, and why should anybody care?

Volksfront Australia

In brief, Volksfront has its origins in a prison in Portland, Oregon in 1994, when four boneheads (neo-Nazi skinheads) decided that starting a new gang would be a neat idea. Until recently, the gang was under the leadership of a bonehead called Randal Lee Krager; supposedly, a newer generation has taken over since Krager left town. The group has a violent history (for example: “Volksfront’s Washington state chapter leader, Kurtis William Monschke, joined three other racist skinheads in 2003 in beating to death a homeless man in Tacoma using baseball bats and rocks”) which has proven to be both a blessing and a curse.

After an abortive attempt spearheaded, just a year following the brave assault upon the homeless man, by Salvation Army worker Stuart McBeth — then the leader of the now-defunct ‘Patriotic Youth League’, the youth branch of the ‘Australia First Party’ — Volksfront finally established a franchise in Australia in 2007. (An ‘Official Supporter Club’ was created in late 2008.) The credit for this is due in no small measure to Welf Herfurth. (VF also claims franchises in Canada, Croatia, Germany, Italy, Portugal, Spain and the UK.)

The membership of Volksfront Australia appears to be concentrated in Sydney. Apart from Herfurth, other prominent members include Reverend Chris ‘ROA’ Smith, here seen posing for the camera (and thereby exposing the pretty Creativity tattoo above his elbow):

Here’s a photo of Welf Herfurth — who’s like, an anarchist and stuff, and definitely not a Nazi, or anything like that — chillin’ with his VF kameraden Matt C. Welf wears Thor Steinar, a label most Germans know as ‘one of the clothing brands of choice for style-conscious neo-Nazis. It has been described by wits as “the H&M of hate” and “the Zara of xenophobia”.’ The happy snap was apparently taken at a VF fundraiser held a few months ago. The fundraiser was for ‘Prisoners of War’.**

And here’s another pretty picture from the same fundraiser of: a) some bloke who’s obviously handy with a knife and; b) a fair maiden who reckons that Hitler was a top bloke, hatred for Jews runs in the blood, and French arms dealer Thales oughta hang their heads in Gallic shame.

The bad blood between Scott Harrison (the Geelong-based Creatard) and Chris ‘Race Over All’ Smith (the Sydney-based Creatard) is presumably related to the arrival of VF in Australia, and the fact that Reverend Harrison has pledged his loyalty to ‘rival’ bonehead gang the (Southern Cross) Hammerskins. The circumstances surrounding VF Australia’s origins are now public knowledge. Nicole Hanley, formerly a ‘Blood & Honour Australia’ organiser (B&H is joined at the hip with the Hammerskins) has now re-aligned herself with VF, but at the time of VF’s emergence, she gave the following account of the boys’ upset:

The main problem is that the Hammerskins are the main ‘tough’ and ‘cool’ group to be in over here, and all the guys want to join them first. And then they have to find something else to belong to when the Hammerskins turn them down. Kenny (who is now trying to lead B&H) used to be a Hammerskin but handed in his patches a few years ago. He then wanted to come back to HSN and they said no. So he is now trying to be the B&H ‘big wig’ overall, and in Vic. Pete (B&H SA) has also asked to prospect for HSN, and he may have a chance at doing so, but not in the foreseeable future. He is OK though. Reuben (B&H Qld) desperately wants to prospect for HSN, but will never be given the opportunity. He is one of my Hammerskin ex’s ‘crew’. To soften the blow I suggested that he be encouraged to get involved with B&H instead, because it is important for people to feel a part of something. So it was purely on my ex’s recommendation that Reuben was allowed to become part of B&H last year, as he was a complete unknown to the guys. Last year Volkfront started a probationary chapter here, which pissed the Hammerskins off big time. Not because they wouldn’t support Volksfront, but because of how it was done. Doug [Schott] from Blood Red Eagle was the first probationary member, and he was allowed [to] start the chapter without having actually met any of the VF guys in the USA. A lot of the HSN guys can’t stand him and think he is a moron, so they were unimpressed with VF bending the prospect rules and letting him prospect sight unseen. Justin (AustMade) was in the scene years ago (I knew him back then), he also left and then has recently come back. He started off prospecting with VF, but then realised he had backed the wrong horse as HSN hated them, so he left and joined B&H Vic. And that’s pretty much where we are…

Or were.

Beyond these shores, and at the birthplace of the international neo-Nazi skinhead network:

On September 2 to September 5, the white supremacist organization Volksfront International held their “Althing” gathering on private land in Missouri, at the “Samuel Weaver Memorial Hall” approximately an hour outside of St. Louis. Rose City Antifascists noted with interest that one of the musical acts billed for Volksfront’s gathering was the Oregon “National Socialist Black Metal” (NSBM) band Immortal Pride. Immortal Pride is part of a network of racist musical acts allied to Blood & Honour American Division, which is in turn largely guided by Volksfront. This is the first time that Immortal Pride has played a major neo-Nazi gathering. In recognition of this development, Rose City Antifascists wish to draw attention to the main forces in the neo-Nazi black metal underground in Oregon today, with the hope that they can be countered from both within and without the metal scene.

Moaron the local NSBM scene later. In the meantime, it should be noted that it’s just over six months since Portland SHARP Luke Querner was shot and nearly killed in what appears to have been assassination attempt. Among the groups suspected of involvement in his attempted murder is Volksfront.

**According to an analysis by the ADL (Anti Defamation not Australian Defence League) dated December 2007:

Volksfront mobilizes its constituency to provide financial and moral support to imprisoned white supremacists. Its “Prisoner of War Affairs Department” mails free Volksfront literature to prisoners incarcerated for what it describes as “political crimes”: actions “in service or defense of European-Americans” or in “waging war against a power hostile to the White Race.” Volksfront defines a POW as “a person incarcerated as a direct result of waging war against a power hostile to the White Race.” Despite its proclamation that it is “completely anti-crime,” every member on Volksfront’s POW list has a major criminal conviction. Among those listed as POWs are Byron de la Beckwith, who murdered civil rights activist Medgar Evers in 1963; Yori Kahl, who murdered a United States Marshal in 1983; neo-Nazi Ken Mieske, who murdered Ethiopian immigrant Mulugeta Seraw in Portland, Oregon, in 1988; and Erich Priebke, a World War II SS officer serving a sentence for executing 335 Italian civilians in March 1944. Members of The Order, a violent white supremacist group that carried out murders and robberies in the 1980s, are also on the POW list.

Interestingly, a Volksfront member who has not been listed as a POW is Kurtis Monschke. Monschke, who has the Volksfront emblem tattooed on his chest, was the unit leader of a Volksfront probationary unit in Washington when he and three other racist skinheads murdered a homeless man in Tacoma in March 2003. Three later pleaded guilty and Monschke was convicted of murder. Shortly after his arrest, Volksfront attempted to distance itself from him and erased all his written entries from its Web site. The group released an “official statement” condemning the murder of the victim, who was a white veteran, and saying that the crime was “a disgrace to the Folkish Movement” and that “the perpetrators, if found guilty, should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.”

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Australian Protectionist Party : n a s t y and w e i r d

The ‘Australian Protectionist Party’ are a weird mob. Formed in 2007 as a split from the ‘Australia First Party’, the APP has adopted as its model the ‘British National Party’ under Nick Griffin. Displacing the good (neo-)Nazi John Tyndall from the Party leadership, Griffin’s assumption of power in September 1999 was accompanied by a shift in political direction, away from the organisation’s neo-Nazi past and towards mainstreaming the party as the ‘authentic’ voice of White nationalism (and White alienation) in Great Britain. The re-branding and re-positioning of the BNP has brought with it some success, especially for the Chairman, who in 2009 was elected, along with Andrew Brons (another veteran fascist), to the European Parliament.

The APP is nominally led by Adelaidean Andrew Phillips (the party’s national chairman); its most prominent public spokesperson is former AF member and Sydney resident Darrin Hodges. Darrin used to dig Hitler videos on the White supremacist forum Stormfront, but now touts the virtues of Zionism, hatred of Jews having been supplanted by a fear and loathing of Muslims. Both Phillips and Hodges contested the 2010 Federal election, Phillips for the seat of Mayo in South Australia and Hodges, along with Nicholas Hunter-Folkes, on a Senate ticket in NSW.

Two other members/supporters of APP have made a minor splash recently, in ways that tend to undermine claims that the Party is a ‘moderate’ voice. The first is a member of the APP’s Internet discussion Forum using the pseudonym ‘Mutation’. In response to a media report of a public brawl in Adelaide (African community tension sparked Adelaide brawl, Jason Om, ABC), not for the first time, ‘Mutation’ has made his attitude to n*gg*rs rather plain:

The other APP member/supporter to have raised questions as to his mental state is Joel Buckley Joel Panzerkeil “Joel Panzerfaust”. Joel is a member of the Australian Navy who enjoys candlelit dinners, long walks on the beach, bashing leftists and Hitler’s SS.

Well, according to theantibogan blog anyway, which features a happy snap of the able seaman in question showing off his lack of accessory nipples and preparing to go into battle for the Master Race.

Or something.

I dunno.

I used to get called a bogan, only it was ’cause I wore plaid flannel shirts, not espoused racism.

Ah well.

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The Christopher Pyne experiments

For the record, I think Christopher Pyne is cool.

[snip]
Marieke Hardy
The Drum (ABC)
September 27, 2010

I have had a great deal of time lately to think about Liberal MP Christopher Pyne. It was his appearance on last week’s Q and A that really cemented the process (“But… but… you didn’t cut Chris Bowen off mid-sentence,” he bleated to Tony Jones in his shrill little voice, causing a nation to, as one, silently pray for him to get attacked by a large and libidinous dog on his walk home), which led me to hold a few fact-finding conversations with various ‘demographics’ as I take my role as ABC opinion holder/commentator/taste-maker intensely seriously which you would probably be able to tell by my many searing political insights over the previous nine months.

Opinions on Christopher Pyne seem to vary, from “I despise his crinkly hair”* to “Seriously cannot watch Christopher Pyne. Parseltongue on television gives me the creeps”** to “When Chris Pyne says ‘Kumbaya’ I taste a little vomit in my mouth”***. It seems that nobody in the whole of Australia likes him. Which leads me to presume that perhaps there is nobody in the entire world who is loathed by Australia more than Christopher Pyne and that’s why I took it upon myself to conduct the following experiments.

1. Does Australia despise Kyle Sandilands more than Christopher Pyne?

It’s getting kind of tedious hating on Kyle Sandilands these days. I mean, when someone loudly announces to a table of dinner party companions: “You know who I just abhor? That fat-headed beard man from the radio,” it’s hardly bound to make waves socially. Every few months or so Kyle will say something about fat chicks or rape victims and everyone will fall over themselves trying to say how much they detest him, but it’s not necessarily interesting. You want to be controversial? Try telling a crowded bar that Hamish and Andy suck. Those two are like the untouchable twin Jesus brothers.

VERDICT: Australia hates Christopher Pyne more than we hate Kyle Sandilands.

2. Does Australia despise India more than Christopher Pyne?

Boo! Hiss! The brown people ruined our special sporting event and went to the toilet in our athlete’s sinks! Let’s lynch ’em! And so forth.

My favourite thing about the Commonwealth Games crisis in India was yesterday reading the hugely dramatic sentence, “England’s hockey and lawn bowls teams were whisked off to five-star hotels where they will stay until next week,” in the Sun Herald. Five-star hotel for a lawn bowls team? Shouldn’t they all be in those Formula 1 buildings where you have to sit in a plastic chair in the shower?

Anyway, despite all the chaos and filth and occasional bout of shitting in sinks India seems to have redeemed itself with the industrial cleaning hoses and help from the New Zealand chef de mission Dave Currie who seems to be single-handedly in there himself with a bottle of Draino and a Brill-o-pad. Let’s all look forward to a jolly, incident-free Games shall we?

VERDICT: Australia hates Christopher Pyne more than we hate India.

3. Does Australia despise Brendan Fevola more than Christopher Pyne?

Fevola, the recently benched AFL player whose name is usually preceded with the words ‘Disgraced footballer’ ‘Deranged drunkard’ or ‘Complete twazzock who made such a stark raving idiot of himself at last year’s Brownlow Medal count even Brynne Gordon was embarrassed on his behalf’, lately made the front pages by allegedly showing his flaccid penis to ‘a mother of four’ which seems a misguided exercise as she’s clearly seen at least one in her life on a previous occasion. It’s difficult, though, to hate someone who is so thick they probably eat their own hair gel. He’s just like a misguided Labrador, isn’t he? The li’l penis-flashing scamp.

VERDICT: Australia hates Christopher Pyne more than we hate Brendan Fevola.

4. Does Australia despise Kanye West more than Christopher Pyne?

Look, the truth is I’m probably stretching things for the sake of my otherwise watertight and wholly structured journalistic argument here. Nobody hates anybody in the whole world more than they hate Kanye West. He is a legitimate douchebag. Christopher Pyne is a douchebag in many ways, but those ways are more suburban and fey than innate. I’m happy to be argued out of this when Christopher Pyne shoves Julie Bishop out of the way during a lengthy Question Time and trills in that aforementioned cadence “Listen Julie, Imma let you finish… but Rob Oakeshott’s decision speech was one of the greatest of all time” and everybody tries to collectively kick him in the nuts.

VERDICT: Australia hates Kanye West probably just as much as we hate Christopher Pyne.

And what can we draw from this? Firstly that Christopher Pyne should probably release a hit single soon or flash a mother if he’s going to survive another year in politics without people simply walking up to him on the street and swatting him with a dirty glove. Still, I’m yet to explore part two of this particular experiment which involves Lara Bingle, Matthew Newton, and the family of missing toddler Keisha Abrahams. So there’s hope for you yet Christopher Pyne! I say this with affection, mind.

* My father, who very rarely has an unkind word to say about anybody’s follicular challenges, be they comedic or otherwise. Interesting side note: Michael Kroger also has crinkly hair.

** My friend Benjamin Law. At first I thought he was calling Christopher Pyne ‘parsley tongue’ which I found very droll. “He does sound like he’s talking through a mouthful of parsley,” I chuckled to myself, “what a strange and clever analogy”. Then I googled the term and realised Ben was making a Harry Potter joke. Less left-of-centre, but equally as amusing.

*** Someone on Twitter who calls himself Abe Frellman and clearly suffered through CP’s appearance on Insiders yesterday morning. Send your fruit baskets of condolences to the appropriate address.

Marieke Hardy is a writer and regular panelist on the ABC’s First Tuesday Book Club.

See also : Charity is Big Business : Toby Hall and responsibilities that need to be taken seriously (September 23, 2010).

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Australian Defence League rally : Sydney Opera House, October 9

The semi-fictitious ‘Australian Defence League’ (ADL) — yet another bastard offspring of Stephen Yaxley-Lennon‘s ‘English Defence League’ (EDL) — claims to be organising a rally @ the Sydney Opera House on Saturday, October 9 as part of a generally shambolic attempt by the nationalist Right to whip up further public hysteria over creeping Islamisation. Students of Australian history, political philosophy and theology (and their families) are being asked by the EDL ADL to gather together at the world-class performing arts centre in order to contemplate the rally slogan: Australia or Islamania? It’s Our Choice!. Voters in the unauthorised referendum will presumably have to battle crowds of foreign tourists on the day, as well as those queuing to see Thornton Wilder’s 1938 Pulitzer Prize-winning play Our Town, Verdi’s Rigoletto and various other cultural events in order to make their protest count.

The Sydney rally bears an uncanny resemblance to the group’s attempt to organise a rally in Melbourne on Friday, April 9. In both cases, the organisers are anonymous, the location is prominent, and the event is extraordinarily long — in the case of Sydney, six hours. Of course, the Melbourne rally ended up as being a handful of local racists crying into their beer in the pub opposite the site of their proposed demo. Just one (obviously drug-addled) sieg heiling bonehead attempted to pick a fight with the crowd of several hundred who’d gathered in opposition to the League at the centre of their supposed gathering (on the steps of Flinders Street station). In fact, such is the ineptitude with which the the ADL has attempted to organise itself, some on the anti-Semitic Right have accused it of being a front group for ZOG. Notwithstanding the fears of the tinfoil hat brigade, the gross incompetence on display by the League may be more easily explained by reference to its origins.

The ADL was launched as an Internet project by an English expatriate teenager from Perth named Jack *******. Jack must have been sorely disappointed with his magic beans (and who can blame him?), as he’s since attempted to wipe clean his online history. The League, therefore, and such as it is, appears to have become the fevered dreams of another. In this sense, the ADL has had only a vague half-life in Australia. Nevertheless, it has attracted the support of a handful of worried ex-pats, angry Australian yoof belonging to or associated with the ‘Southern Cross Soldiers’ and the tiny membership of the ‘Australian Protectionist Party’. One promotional video — youtube.com/watch?v=LTJOo3Uhclk, produced by a whinging Pom — proclaims that the League operates ‘in the spirit of St George’ (the patron saint of England) in ‘a battle for the very existance of Australia’; the video presents Simon Overland and former PM Keven Rudd as traitors who use ‘Unite Against Fascism’ and ‘Antifa’ as their weapons, in response to which the ADL calls for ‘full and total ressistance’.

Mad as cut snakes.

The remarkably amateurish nature of its ideological productions and occasional pronouncements on the evils of Islam (and immigration and multiculturalism) suggest that in order to save the whingers from becoming simply another bizarre, failed social experiment, a rich benefactor is desperately needed, but highly unlikely to appear on the scene. In any case, on the same day in Leicestershire, England, the E E EDL is planning on holding a (static) rally. Presumably, many hundreds of police will surround a small group of a few hundred hooligans who will assemble at or near a pub and proceed to get pissed while shouting incoherently about Mooselems; a few angry young men will attempt to break the police cordon (and get arrested), and the rest will be escorted by the filth back on to their specially-hired buses and then home: game over.

Who knows if anyone will be silly enough to rally at the Opera House.

See also : BNP expels Richard Barnbrook as bitter feud threatens to tear apart party, Matthew Taylor, guardian.co.uk, September 29, 2010.

Bonus Stoopid!

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