“I’m training up to be a vicious, dangerous commando”

    Update : Judge overruled on bail decision, TVNZ, October 16: “A High Court judge has overruled a judge in the District Court over the granting of bail to one of the accused from Monday’s anti-terror raids. Judge Josephine Bouchier read to the court transcripts of Jamie Lockett’s intercepted communications. In them, Lockett allegedly spoke of training to be a vicious commando, he said he intended declaring war on New Zealand and he warned that white men would die. Lockett responded in court by saying the transcripts had been taken out of context. Judge Bouchier said she did not consider Jamie Lockett to be a threat to public safety and she granted him bail. The Crown then lodged a High Court appeal against Lockett’s bail, and early on Tuesday evening the bail was revoked…”

Stranger and stranger.

On the one hand, a media celebrity called “Bomber” (Martyn Bradbury) reckons “The shit is REALLY going to hit the fan” if and when the jaw-dropping truth behind yesterday’s raids are revealed to the New Zealand public; on the other, one of the 17 people so far charged in connection to the raids, Jamie Lockett, has today received bail. This despite the fact that police informed the court Lockett had declared ‘war’ (huh! what is it good for?) on New Zealand and was training to be a ‘commando’. Nevertheless, “Judge Josephine Bouchier said that on the evidence before her at the moment, Lockett could not be considered to pose such a significant danger to the public that he should be in custody” (Man arrested in raids ‘declared war on NZ’, court told). By way of background to Lockett’s case, the New Zealand Herald further reports that:

…Lockett – also arrested in Auckland – said his arrest on firearms charges came at a bad time, as he was due to begin a private prosecution against “a senior police officer” today. He told the court if he spent time in custody it would ruin months of preparation. The summary of facts also contained errors, he said, and he claimed to have been “kidnapped” by police in three different locations… (Tame Iti on gun and firebomb charges, October 16).

On the whole, while most police activity appears to be concentrated on revealing the existence of an alleged paramilitary training camp in “the remote Bay of Plenty settlement of Ruatoki” — run by a group dubbed the ‘Freedom Fighters’ by sections of the media, the exact aims of which remain somewhat obscure at this stage — it appears that police have taken the opportunity to engage in a fishing expedition involving a range of different activist groups, projects and communities. For example, in Christchurch police attempted to conduct a search of a house belonging to a spokesperson for the Save Happy Valley Coalition; in Wellington, police raided 128, a well-known activist household and meeting space; in Auckland (Tamaki Makaurau) police raided A Space Inside, which last month hosted an anarchist conference and which otherwise functions as a library, and provides local activists with a space for meetings, film screenings and the like.

Presumably, the coming days and weeks will reveal the extent to which police believe they have sufficient evidence to charge arrestees with offences under the Terrorism Suppression Act 2002 rather than the Firearms Act. As for now, and despite what is allegedly an operation which commenced 1–2 years ago involving all sorts of undercover shenanigans, police and other authorities appear reluctant to commit themselves to any particular (legal) course of action. But in the event they do pursue ‘terrorism’ charges, there’s little doubt that — the marginal voices of isolated critics notwithstanding — the general public has been well-prepared by the state/corporate media for this eventuality.

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Terrorists and/or freedom fighters?

In Aotearoa/New Zealand, the media has been very understanding on the subject of terrorism. For example: “3 News understands a paramilitary group calling itself the “freedom fighters” had been conducting training in the use of firearms and other weapons.” Oddly enough, Te Mana Motuhake o Tühoe invited “freedom fighters” to attend a commemoration of a struggle for Maori land rights at the end of this year:

Tuhoe: Te Ahikaa roa a Mihi ki te Kapua 2007/2008
[August 28, 2007]

E nga mana, e nga reo, nei ra te karanga o Te mana Motuhake o Tühoe ki te whakanui i te tekau tau o te nohonga o Waikaremoana. Kua tekau tau te roa kua rongo ai a Waiwherowhero i nga reo o ana mokopuna. Kua tekau tau te roa i mura ai nga ahi ki te taha o nga wai kaukau o nga tipuna. no reira, anei ra te karanga. Nau mai, Hoki mai!

It has been ten years since the Waikaremoana land occupation. It has been ten years since the fires burnt on the shores of Waikaremoana. Ten years since the grandchildren of Waikaremoana made a stand against the continual alienation of their lands, forests and of course the lake. Te Mana Motuhake o Tühoe invite the freedom fighters who were part of the occupation to return, and also any comrade or organisation who want to celebrate and plan for our future campaign. Come and share victories, kai and korero with Tuhoe this New Years eve.

Venue: Waikaremoana, Te Waiwherowhero pa. (next to the campgrounds)
Date: 31/12/07 – 03/01/08
Contact and info: manamotuhake(at)gmail.com

A Maori politician, Te Ururoa Flavell condemned the raids for their colonial overtones:

“The Maori families living in my electorate feel unduly harassed by the number of search warrants imposed, the charges laid, and the intimidation they believe they have experienced this morning” said Te Ururoa Flavell. “It was soul-destroying to hear one koroua describe his first thoughts were that it reminded him of the context of raupatu” said Te Ururoa Flavell. “This is not surprising, given it appears the road block was at the site of the confiscation line – which marks the point up to which land was taken from Tühoe in the 1860s”.

While tabloid radio mocks the notion of “love and solidarity” on a blog “labelling itself as “Revolutionary Anti Colonialism and Anti Capitalism” [and] pledging love and solidarity to all those arrested in police raids on Maori and environmental activists allegedly involved in para-military training camps. It says treating indigenous people “with long standing and valid historical grievances” as terrorists is “bullshit”. The site has links to others that talk of freedom fighters in the Tuhoe – Bay of Plenty area.”

But as William Taft observed 100 years ago (The New York Times, May 31, 1907) regarding US rule of the “sullen peoples” of the Philippines, “we cannot expect gratitude from the Filipinos… who are jealous of us”. Further, the native press was at that time similarly ungrateful: “…the native newspapers avail themselves of the freedom of the press, and abuse the privilege by every kind of unfair statement to stir up native prejudice against the Government, and so against the Americans… Our reward must be in the pleasure of pushing the cause of civilization and in increasing the opportunity for progress to those less fortunate than ourselves in their environment, and not in their gratitude.”

And who isn’t hungry for the benefits of Civilization?

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Huh. Google shuts down neo-Nazi blog

To the best of my knowledge, this is a first. Rather than simply attaching a ‘warning’ advising the reader that other readers believe it “contains hate content”, Google has actually shut down a blog belonging to a neo-Nazi wanker from Serbia called Goran Davidović. The wanna-be fueher last made it into the headlines when he and his mob had to scurry from antifa just a week or so ago. Which I guess means it’s back to the bunker for poor old Goran…

:: one ::

Google shuts down neo-Nazi leader’s blog
15 October 2007 | 12:18 | Source: B92, Radio 021

NOVI SAD — Nacionalni Stroj leader Goran Davidović’s blog has been closed, Radio 021 has learned.

Blogger.com, owned by Google, has opted for the move after a successful campaign organized by Serbian internet users.

The Novi Sad radio said Monday that those who joined the campaigned used an option to report inappropriate blog content, explaining that their complaint came due to Davidović representing a neo-Nazi organization, advocating hatred.

Davidović, nicknamed Fuehrer by his followers, is due out of prison today, after being arrested on October 7, when participants in an antifascist rally in Novi Sad clashed with his group.

:: two ::

Nazis Not Welcome In Novi Sad
support.antifa.net
October 8, 2007

…As the marchers attempted to reach their rallying point, they were met with a few bottles and stones thrown by the sorry handful of fascists who had managed to muster. Almost before the anti-fascists had a chance to retaliate, Serbian riot police moved in. Perhaps unsurprisingly, given the odds, they concentrated their efforts on the nazis, arresting them and their so-called ‘Fuehrer’ (failure more like). A couple of anti-fascists were also arrested.

To be honest, the police almost certainly saved the fascists from some antifa street justice with their early intervention. The people of Novi Sad certainly seemed willing to respond in kind when the boneheads attempted to assault them, and we have no doubt who would’ve lost the argument had it continued. We send our respect and solidarity to the citizens of Novi Sad who take a stand against the fascist threat.

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Police raid houses across Aotearoa under anti-terrorism legislation, at least a dozen arrests

Nationwide anti-terrorism raids, 14 arrested, New Zealand Herald
Major police anti-terror and firearms raids carried out, TV3
Area sealed off in anti-terror operation, Sunday Star-Times
New Zealand activists held in anti-terrorism raids: reports, AFP
Anti-terror raids in New Zealand, The Age
Armed New Zealand police seize weapons, make arrests in raids, AP, International Herald Tribune
Arrests in NZ anti-terrorist swoop, AAP, The Age
New Zealand police swoop on weapon training camps, Reuters
Exclusive footage of police raid on Wellington activist house, TV3

From the Department of Shit-I-Didn’t-Realise-There-Was-An-Election-Looming:

Early this morning there were simultaneous raids across the North Island, in Auckland, Whakatane, Wellington, Ruatoki, and Hamilton. Later in the morning, police came to at least four houses in Christchurch. Around a dozen people have been arrested so far, and reports are that up to 60 are being sought for questioning.

The raids were under the Suppression Of Terrorism Act and the Firearms Act. They have been targeted at people involved in the Tino Rangatiratanga, peace and environmental movements.

Check out Aotearoa Indymedia for more details as they come to hand.

Updates

1:43pm – The people arrested in Wellington will apparently appear in court at 2:15pm, and word is that cops will be opposing bail. It is not yet known what charges have been laid. Tame Iti will face arms charges in the Rotorua District Court this afternoon.

3:13pm – The four Wellington arrestees are still waiting to be heard in court, but we have received information that they are being charged with possession of firearms and ammunition at some point in the past.

3:52pm – It is now being reported that there have been around 20 arrests, including 10 in Auckland, 4 in Wellington and 2 in Rotorua.

4:19pm – From the corporate media: The operation “will probably be going on for a couple of days yet,” Jane Archibald, a police spokeswoman based in Wellington. It is also being reported that over 300 police officers were involved nationwide.

5:08pm – Just received word that the four Wellington arrestees have been denied bail, and will be back in court on Wednesday. No word yet on the arrestees in the other centres.

5:26pm – All four Wellington arrestees have received name suppression.

6:34pm – Reports are that 17 people were arrested in total today. In Auckland, there were apparently only 6 arrests (not 10 as reported earlier), 5 of whom have name suppression.

? – A copy of the search warrant served on [A Space Inside — not 128] is available for viewing here.

Source : Anarchia

ALSO!

    You Are Cordially Invited To Attend A Demonstration of Solidarity With Our Brother & Sister Activists In Aotearoa, And To Show Your Disgust At State Repression Of And The Attempted Criminalisation Of Political Dissent…

    WHEN :
    11 O’Clock ante meridiem, Tuesday, the 16th of October, in the Year Of Our Lords & Masters 2007
    WHERE :
    Consulate-General of New Zealand
    Suite 2, North Level 3
    350 Collins Street
    Melbourne

    For more information, please refer to this post.

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Blood & Honour : Piss Off

How ’bout that eh?

(Only thing it’s missing is “Pies in 2008!”)

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Fascism versus Football

The decision by Melbourne Knights to allow their facilities to be used, on Saturday, October 13, by the local branches of two international neo-Nazi organisations (Blood & Honour (B&H) and the Hammerskins) in order to hold a gig is a step backwards, both for the club, and for the image of football in Victoria. It also contradicts the general aims and principles upon which the game is meant to be conducted.

The governing body for football (soccer) in Victoria is Football Federation Victoria (FFV). As part of its general rules of conduct, FFV advises players, parents, coaches, teachers and administrators to “Respect the rights, dignity and worth of all participants regardless of their gender, ability, cultural background or religion” (officials are instructed to “Give all young people a ‘fair go’ regardless of their gender, ability, cultural background or religion”). These, obviously, are worthy aims. But how does allowing for the propagation of neo-Nazi ideology serve to promote them? To put it mildly, it does not.

The recent assault on a Jewish teenager in Melbourne — by a pair of racist bogans armed with baseball bats and blonde mullets — prompted a more extensive AAP article on anti-Semitism in Australia, Anti-Semitism ‘reaching scary levels’ (The Age, August 23, 2007). The impetus for the article was presumably provided by the fact that the bashing followed on from the widely-publicised assault on Jewish businessman Menachem Vorchheimer last October (by a number of incredibly brave Ocean Grove footballers), and racist Internet postings made in August by some other terrifically sporting cricketers from McKinnon. Note that, to its credit, McKinnon Cricket Club appears to have responded much more positively to the racist commentary (allegedly) made by some of its senior members than Ocean Grove Football Club did in relation to the racist abuse and assault of Vorchheimer: in the immediate aftermath, club coach Matthew Sproule denied any wrongdoing on the part of his boys. (The situation was further complicated by the involvement of an off-duty policeman in the incident.)

The recent commentary by the Minister for Immigration and Citizenship, Kevin Andrews, regarding the supposed inability or reluctance of African immigrants — and those from Sudan in particular — to ‘integrate’ into Australian society sparked much, er, reflection. So too, did the recent murder of one of those immigrants, 19 year-old Liep Gony, and the bashing of another, 17 year-old Ajang Gor.

Naturally, in keeping with their ideology (and in addition to ZOG), much of the anger of Blood & Honour and the Hammerskins is directed at blacks. In the US, for example, Hammerskins have murdered a number of black people, and assaulted numerous more. Further, partly because of its racist, fascist views, Blood & Honour has been outlawed in Germany and Spain, and its banning is under consideration in Belgium and Holland.

In Australia, on the other hand…

During the course of the last ten years, B&H and the Hammerskins have been provided with a venue by the management of an inner-city pub in Melbourne called The Birmingham Hotel. As a result of the negative publicity surrounding the exposure of the pub’s role in doing so, however — and despite the vocal support of a small number of local, right-wing nationalist fashion punks and skinheads — these neo-Nazi groups have this year been forced to look further afield for a venue willing to stoop to their level, and unfortunately it appears that they have found one in the Melbourne Knights Football Club. Exactly why this is the case is unknown at this stage, but presumably there are elements within the Club only too happy to cater to fair dinkum neo-Nazis, and these organisations in particular which, over the course of the last twenty years, have a string of violent criminal activities to their credit. And now the Melbourne Knights, to their er, credit, may boast of having hosted these organisations.

I wonder what the football federations think?

    Football Federation Australia : [email protected]

    Football Federation Victoria
    ABN 97 592 993 965
    Darebin International Sports Centre

    Head Office:
    John Cain Memorial Park
    281 Darebin Rd
    Thornbury VIC 3071
    Melway REF: 31A7

    Postal Address
    P.O. Box 318
    Fairfield VIC 3078

    Phone (03) 9474-1800
    Fax (03) 9474-1899

    E-mail [email protected]

See also : One-Nil by Mouth : Is it ever wrong to hit a bigot?, Steven Wells, Philadelphia Weekly, October 10, 2007 (“[Eric] Cantona’s defining moment came when he reacted to a fan shouting, “F*** off back to France, you French motherf***er!” by attempting to drop-kick the swine in the chest and then punch his head off. The media were outraged. “You would have thought that the pope had been gang-raped by aliens,” wrote [one] soccer writer… But when it turned out the abusive fan had attended neo-Nazi rallies and had been convicted of attacking a Sri Lankan-born immigrant with a 3-foot spanner, all right-thinking people applauded Cantona as an anti-racist hero. “It’s very ironic that it took a white Frenchman to bring home to the nation the issue of racism in football,” said black British soccer player John Barnes…) | Mussolini Headkick : Materazzi Headbutt? | kickitout | FARE

We want to see the ‘beautiful game’ played without the cancer of racism. Football is the biggest sport in the world and belongs to us all. It should be the right of every person to play, watch and discuss freely, without fear.

Unfortunately, at all levels of the game, from amateur to international, there are incidents of racism. Be it from fans, players, clubs or other football bodies, FARE believes that such behaviour, on and off the field, is unacceptable and unwanted by the majority of fans and players.

FARE aims to rid the game of racism by combining the resources of anti-racist football organisation throughout Europe. It helps to support and nurture groups and coordinates efforts on an European scale. By working together, FARE helps organisations share good practice and present a united front against racism in football.

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Hissy fits

…are breaking out all over. Following the exposure of the Melbourne Knights (nee Croatia) as being the latest mob to provide a venue for the annual knees-up by local boneheads Blood & Honour Australia and the Southern Cross Hammerskins, comes another fascist hissy fit.

Mr. Hitler still has a lot to answer for!

On Stormfront Down Under, a brief conversation, involving a fascist twat and a fascist twat named Rhys McLean (above), current moderator of SFDU, member of Saleam’s Australia First Party* (and like Herr Doktor, silly enough to be captured wearing his ideological heart on his sleeve):

1) Here is the links:

[[link removed]]

Click on the link and it takes you [straight] to FDB.

Looks like i was wrong about BvH folks, and i sincerely apologise to any White Nationalists i have offended, criticised or hurt over my defence of him. Whether or not he was a true White Nationalist all along i dont know, but his actions of late prove he is no longer a WN, and has turned dog.

Not only this link, but i read on FDB thread that he has gone to FDB so… I apologise for defending him [at?] all.

I hope you all forgive me for my actions.

2) Yep…

FightDemBack will never be discussed here.

They need to come to Stormfront to keep themselves entertained. They cannot come up with anything of their own.

They talk about us to stir us up, create division and try and scare people away. If nobody pays any attention to them, they have nothing. Nothing at all.

They are a banned topic here. Period.

You want fries with that?

AustralianEuro

Oddly enough, a similar closed door policy was pursued by McLean’s predecessor, Emma Peterson (‘Lilith’). Of course, the recent departure of Emma and her husband David Innes (‘Baron von Hund’) from the Yanqui Stormfront site (under a cloud of suspicion) has not only meant the end of the ‘Down Under Nationalist Resource’ site, but that of the ‘New Right Australia/New Zealand’ as well.

Over-the-water, in Christchurch, Kyle ‘The Pieman’ Chapman, former fuehrer of the New Zealand National Front, has failed to set tongues wagging with his stunning popularity among local citizens. Or to put it another way — in fact, in in the inimitable stylee of sexy Semite Asher:

Chapman fails miserably, beaten by a pothead and a communist

The Christchurch local body election results are in, and everybody’s favourite fascist Kyle Chapman has failed miserably.

In the Mayoral election Kyle received a paltry 673 votes, putting him in 3rd to last place, and behind Byron Clark (from the Worker’s Party) and Blair Anderson (from the Mild Greens). For the record, ex-gameshow host and all-round scumbag Bob Parker won with 46104 votes.

In the Hagley-Ferrymead community board, where Kyle thought he had a better chance, especially seeing as 5 out of 11 candidates were to be elected, he received 1459 votes, putting him in LAST place, with less than half the votes of the 2nd to last place getter!

For the record, Jason Orme, who is in the same fascist party as Kyle, the National Democrats, ran for Mayor of Waimakariri. He came last, 4th out of 4, with just over 1/3 of the votes of the 2nd to last place getter.

* “…In recent weeks, racist anti-Sudanese pamphlets have been distributed in Sydney’s western suburbs and across the New South Wales Central Coast. The pamphlets are attributed to the Australia First Party, but the anti-immigration group denies it’s behind the campaign.

JIM SALEAM, AUSTRALIA FIRST PARTY: Allowing for Australia’s racial vilification laws, I can’t say to you that I agree with the content of the pamphlet, but I can say to you that I would defend the right of free speech of the person to distribute the document.” ~ Immigration Minister denies inciting racial tension, Australian Broadcasting Corporation, Broadcast: 11/10/2007, Reporter: John Stewart

Note that the pamphlets in question contain racist cartoon images originally produced by White Aryan Resistance in the US. These are also currently featured on Martin Fletcher’s site, Down Under Newslinks.

http://www.resist.com/CARTOON%20GALLERY/NIGGERS/page_0001.html
http://www.downundernewslinks.com/gallery2/v/Cartoons/

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LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION! 2007 ISD GIG, TONIGHT!

Word on the street is that the 2007 Ian Stuart Donaldson memorial gig, a neo-Nazi concert organised by local branches of the international neo-Nazi networks Blood & Honour and the Hammerskins, is taking place tonight at a football (soccer) club located in the Melbourne suburb of North Sunshine.

The Melbourne Knights are obviously deeply committed to preserving their sterling reputation in Victoria as a Club that is more interested in football than the promotion of fascist politics. Or, possibly, the Club has had a change of heart, and is sending a clear message that — in accordance with its prior standing as providing a happy home to Croatian fascists — it’s now no longer even bothering to conceal its hatred of Jews.

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daughter of the return of the son of more antifa stuff…

Despite vociferous protests by local Melbourne punk fashionistas, protesters and protesting have been been given an equivocal stamp of ‘normalcy’ by psychiatrist Dr. Marvin Monroe (author of I’m OK, So Why Aren’t You?), posing as the Swiss sociologist, Kurt Imhof.

Protestors are “normal youngsters”
swiss.info
October 12, 2007

Today’s youth has not become more violent according to Swiss sociologist Kurt Imhof. He says rioting, as seen recently in the capital Bern, is not a major problem. Last weekend’s violence was triggered by a planned right-wing march through the city. But Imhof tells swissinfo that the members of the Black Block group that caused so much trouble aren’t really motivated by ideology. The events left 21 people injured and caused more than SFr100,000 ($85,000) damage after protestors tried [to prevent] a right-wing Swiss People’s Party march from reaching the parliament building. The Black Block is a loose grouping of anarchists and extreme left-wing activists…

The rally by the racist People’s Party was joined by a small group of neo-Nazis. Last year, one of their teenage comrades in Belgium — where Blood & Honour faces the possibity for being outlawed as a terrorist organisation (it operates with complete impunity in Australia) — shot a woman and an infant to death in a racist shooting spree. This week, he was sentenced to life imprisonment:

Belgian bonehead gets life
October 11, 2007

Brussels – A 19-year-old was sentenced to life in prison on Thursday for killing two people and wounding a third during a racist, hate-fuelled shooting spree through the heart of Antwerp in 2006. A jury gave Hans van Themsche the maximum sentence of life for the murders of a black woman and the white toddler she was babysitting and for wounding a woman of Turkish descent as he prowled the city centre with a semi-automatic shotgun. The 12-person jury had convicted him late on Wednesday of racially motivated murder and attempted murder, rejecting a defence argument that Van Themsche had a mental ailment. “He deserves to pay for the crimes he committed and I hope this will set an example for all those who are racist,” said Demba Modibo, uncle of the Malian babysitter, Oulematou Niangadou, killed in the attack. “They must change. There is no place for them in the 21st century.”…

Yeah, well, that’s boneheads for you. Skinheads, on the other hand (with the possible exception of Melbourne reactionaries with very short hair) are a different breed altogether. Joining protesters against the huge success that was this year’s neo-Nazi Hammerfest in Portland, Oregon — the Antipodean equivalent of which occurs tomorrow — were skinheads of a different calibre, ones proving that ‘Not every skinhead in Portland this weekend was a white supremacist’ (Mary Christmas, Skin Of A Different Color, Willamette Week, October 10, 2007). For example:

Linton, a local resident who declined to disclose his last name out of safety concerns, says skinhead culture was originally “a working-class movement, and it still is.” A 38-year-old carpenter and father of two, Linton says he was drawn to anti-racism through the punk scene. “If you were a white kid in the scene in the mid-’80s, you got the crap kicked out of you if you said no to white power,” he says. “When the anti-racists came together, we were tired of getting beat up and tired of them trying to recruit us.”

…Andre, a baby-faced 19-year-old blond guy who uses the last name Aggro, wants people to learn the rude-boy roots of skinhead culture, and the difference between a skin and a Nazi. “That’s why we call them boneheads, because they think anyone who’s not a Nazi is a poser,” he says. “But they don’t even know where they came from.” He should know. After being raised “in a broken home” in Milwaukie, Andre joined up with one of the area’s largest white-power groups, Volksfront, when he was 13. He says the music and the sense of belonging drew him. “I always questioned the racism, but went along with it because if you didn’t, you were an outcast,” he says. At 16, he met anti-racist skinheads who inspired him to switch camps…

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Australian Citizenship Test

    By way of honouring a great Australian tradition, the following was stolen from someone and somewhere else, I’m not sorry, and I’m not going to apologise…

THE FAIR DINKUM AUSTRALIAN CITIZENSHIP EXAMINATION

1) The Australian Citizenship Test is:

A) Played on Boxing Day
B) A cynical attempt by the Australian Government to show they can filter out international terrorists and not workers with low levels of proficiency in English
C) Free with every pot and parma
D) A good idea

2) Australia’s first Prime Minister Edmund Barton famously said:

A) “The doctrine of the equality of man was never intended to apply to the equality of the Englishman and the Chinaman”
B) “Why must they insist on calling me Toby Tosspot!”
C) “I just don’t know about letting Queensland join”
D) “You know what I think Australia needs? Big things. Heaps and heaps of big things. I mean I’m talking giant prawns and sheep and bananas and rocking horses…”

3) The past two hundred years of Australia’s history are:

A) A specialised narrative that if told right gets you on the ABC Board
B) An unfinished war
C) Super chillaxed, like one big BBQ
D) Not something we really need to think about

4) Immigration minister Kevin Andrews’ comments about cutting African refugee numbers was:

A) A sensitive, well-measured response to the death of a young man
B) Based on the UN refugee agency advice
C) An unusual example of the Liberals using race politics in the lead up to an election
D) Strange because we don’t let Africans into Australia do we?

5) Apartheid was first introduced in:

A) Australia with the Aboriginals Protection and Restriction of the Sale of Opium Act 1897 (Qld)
B) South Africa in 1913 with the Land Act
C) 2005 Cronulla
D) 2007 Northern Territory

6) The 72 Tamil and 7 Burmese refugees currently incarcerated on Nauru show that:

A) We have come a long way since Edmund Barton
B) We are a compassionate and flexible county
C) It helps to be a white Zimbabwean farmer if you’re seeking asylum in Australia
D) Anybody want some zinc cream?

7) Who wrote the Australian national anthem?

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