Very Reverend Geoffrey Baron has been suspended (Sky News)

Update (July 31) : YouTube, presumably bowing to pressure from the Church, has removed the offending video. The Good News (so to speak) is that it’s still available via Live Leak; you can even download the video if you want…

News of Geoffrey’s resignation and the preceding incident has reached the UK, appearing in an article in The Guardian (Barbara McMahon, Priest suspended over foul-mouthed outburst) and The Observer. The Guardian article contains two errors. One, that the teenagers accuse him of being a paedophile does not, in fact, appear on the video; it is an accusation made later on radio by Monsignor Baron. Two, the video was not posted recently, but over a year ago (July 2006). What is new is the video receiving corporate/state media attention. The video to which The Guardian article links is (at least) the second time it has appeared on YouTube.

Priest suspended
Updated: 17:46, Tuesday July 31, 2007

A Melbourne priest, who was caught on camera screaming abuse at a young group of skateboarders, has been put on official leave by the Catholic Church after a second video surfaced.

The Archbishop of Melbourne, Denis Hart, relieved Reverend Geoffrey Baron of his duties, as Dean of St Patrick’s Cathedral.

The latest video, believed to have been filmed a month ago, shows the priest using abusive language, in an attempt to disperse a group of skateboarders.

Today, the Monsignor is remaining tight-lipped about the latest incident, refusing to provide any comment.

Yesterday, however, he hit talk-back radio, claiming the initial exchange was a ‘one-off’, and apologised for his actions.

In the first video, the Monsignor is goaded by youths who were skateboarding on the Cathedral grounds, until he explodes with a racist torrent of abuse.

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Priests, Rants, Security… & Tabloids

Update (July 31) : YouTube, presumably bowing to pressure from the Church, has removed the offending video. The Good News (so to speak) is that it’s still available via Live Leak; you can even download the video if you want…

Bloody hell. Tabloid hack Nikki Protyniak has come out firing in support of beleagured potty-mouthed priest Geoffrey Baron today, claiming that ‘hundreds’ of messages on YouTube threaten the Very Reverend with… well… nothing really. Instead, according to Nikki, some anonymous person (or persons) has threatened to again skate on Church property, while Nikki recalls others’ opinion that the skaters should have assaulted Geoffrey.

This is a highly misleading account of the many hundreds of messages (over 2,200 at last count) left by anonymous viewers on YouTube. speccy501, for example, writes “Those kids need to be taught a good lesson. Pass the shotgun…”. mick6885, on the other hand, expresses the view that “i would have shot the little fuckers.” Loomis666, perhaps picking up on something Geoffrey said, writes “I hope they get raped by a police baton in jail.” fkotz also appears to believe that happiness is a warm gun, exclaiming “bring out the pump action shot gun.” Finally, dempas — who may also, I suspect, be in need of some anger management classes — is most upset: “i wanna find out who those cunts are n kill the lil fuckers… THEY ARE FUCK ALLL… FUCKEN THIER DADDIES CAUSE THEY ARE JUST INBREAD FUCKS THAT BRANCH FROM A FAMILY OF PUSSYS THAT I’D RAPE ANYTIME OF THE DAY! i dare you lil kids… who ever was involved in that shit.. add me to msn!!! [email protected] lets catch up lil fuckers.”

Etcetera etcetera etcetera: with rare exceptions, the commentary as a whole is marked by rank abuse, making it less Greek agora and more public (male) toilet wall.

Further, I may have missed something, but I don’t recall, as Nikki appears to, the priest being spat on. Secondly, Geoffrey is certainly pushed in the shoulder by one skater — but only after the priest has struck another across the head, and the skater who does push Geoffrey demands to know “Why’d ya fuckin’ hit him?”. Finally, while it’s true that a skater appears to throw (what I believe to be) an empty plastic bottle at the priest (it misses), this occurs immediately after Geoffrey enquires about a “little foreigner” with er, ‘unusual’ coloured hair and eyes, and before that racist taunt enquiring of another skater “…how’s your arsehole so sore from being fucked by these cunts?”

Curiously, facts missing from Nikki Protyniak’s article.

    And people were bringing children to him that he might touch them, but the disciples rebuked them. When Jesus saw this he became indignant and said to them, “Let the children come to me; do not prevent them, for the kingdom of God belongs to such as these. Amen, I say to you, whoever does not accept the kingdom of God like a child will not enter it.” Then he embraced them and blessed them, placing his hands on them. ~ Mark 10:13–16

Priest’s rant sparks security fears
Nikki Protyniak
Herald Sun
July 31, 2007

SECURITY has been upgraded at St Patrick’s Cathedral after a showdown between a Catholic priest and a gang of skaters. Hundreds of angry messages attacking the church’s dean appeared on internet site YouTube yesterday. The threats follow the posting of a video of Monsignor Geoff Baron swearing, and making racist and sexual slurs against the gang while trying to evict them from the grounds of the East Melbourne landmark. The monsignor’s foul-mouthed outburst — and the skateboarders’ equally vile reaction — has been viewed almost 40,000 times.

“Might go skate the church tomozz (sic) and cover the place in wax and grind the steps down and throw some rubbish all over the place,” one angry skater posted. Another threatens to turn the picturesque cathedral into Melbourne’s “next skate park”. “I’m gonna round up some bike riders and scooter riders and beat-boxers and . . . have a competition down the stairs there,” the post said. Another wrote: “Let’s all go skate St Pat’s and see if he’s calmed down a bit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Dozens of other messages suggest skaters should have bashed the priest to “teach him a lesson”.

The footage — taken almost a year ago — shows Monsignor Baron losing his temper and swearing profusely before slapping one of the teens. It also shows the priest being spat on, pushed, threatened and baited by the skateboarders, who repeatedly throw things at him. The church official said skaters had been a problem at the cathedral for some time. He said the church would investigate the threats but refused to comment further.

Monsignor Baron was not speaking to the media yesterday but offered a public apology on radio. “The shame that I feel and the embarrassment, I can’t really describe,” he told 3AW. “It was outrageous behaviour. I let myself down terribly badly, quite clearly, and I’ve also brought scandal and shock to other people. I wish I could take it back, but I can’t. I’ve got to live with the consequences.” He described the teens as “jackals and hyenas”, who had started things by calling him a pedophile and provoking him. “When you’re pushed to the limit, you lose control. All that rubbish, that filth which I said, just came to the surface. They were laughing and carrying on, which made me even worse.”

Monsignor Baron apologised to the public for his blasphemous outburst, but not to the skaters. But one of the skaters, who gave his name only as Adrian, said the priest had sworn at them before, on catching them trespassing on church grounds. He said some of his mates “got a little bit too excited” this time but blamed the monsignor for stirring them up. “He’s notorious,” Adrian said. “We shouldn’t have been there . . . but he has no right to swear profanities at us. “It was the furthest thing from our minds, to cause trouble. It’s a Catholic priest saying homosexual, racist remarks. Who wouldn’t be upset?”

But other YouTube visitors praised the priest. “The kids should have their butts kicked for provoking and breaking the law in the first place,” one person wrote. Another wrote: “I know this priest and he is the nicest, calmest person — it freaks me to see him like this.” Monsignor Baron said he would not offer to resign.

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Very Reverend Geoffrey confesses: ‘Oh fuck, I must look like a right cunt’

Update (July 31) : YouTube, presumably bowing to pressure from the Church, has removed the offending video. The Good News (so to speak) is that it’s still available via Live Leak; you can even download the video if you want…

Oh dear.

Provocative teenage boys have once again got under the skin of a Catholic priest. In this case, by calling one — of all things — a paedophile. While the priest in question claims not to be able to watch the video in question, according to the Very Reverend Geoffrey Baron (Dean of St. Patrick’s Cathedral, Melbourne), “The only thing I did see was me being surrounded by these kids and I looked like a kind of a hunted animal being yapped at by jackals and hyenas“. The boys, in other words, were highly intelligent, carnivorous pack-animals; whereas Geoffrey was… graceful.

Y’know… like an antelope?

Predictably, Catholic News provides the most sympathetic account, one titled ‘Priest succumbs to skateboarder taunts’. This follows on from the Vicar General of the Melbourne archdiocese, Monsignor Les Tomlinson, initially claiming that Baron had been provoked: “Could you imagine yourself being subjected to the abuse and the pushing that he was subjected to and be confident that you yourself would not react in a way that perhaps you wouldn’t if you weren’t provoked? And if any human being is under siege like that, they may well react in a way they wouldn’t do in another circumstance.”

Aside from the fact that the video reveals Baron to have been pushed — once — but only after having struck one of the skaters, Tomlinson apparently believes that asking a teenage boy why he’s been stained by the semen his friends have covered him in after they’ve “fucked” him, then asking another how sore his “arsehole” is after these same friends — “cunts” — have “fucked” him falls within the realms of the range of ‘natural’ reactions someone might display who discovers a group of teenagers skating on his or her property.

Um… really?

Of course, such utterances did not come from the mouth of, say, a politician, but a Catholic priest. As to why that might be considered more serious, here’s what the Catholic Archdiocese of Brisbane has to say about these men with a mission:

Priests are called to be forthright messengers of hope, strong community leaders and spiritual guides for both the lost and the faithful.

Messengers of Hope:

Jesus Christ has had an incredible impact on the world. His teachings have shaped many values held by our society, and his love has transformed countless lives. A critical part of a priest’s mission is to tell Christ’s story of hope. That story brings comfort to those who are weak and without a voice, and encourages and activates those who have the power to make the world a better place. Jesus’ message of hope is not always popular; people have suffered for preaching the Gospel, but it is a powerful message that must be told.

Community Leaders:

One of the most satisfying things about being a priest is being part of a faith community and being a pastoral leader. This occurs on a number of levels, including presiding over communal worship of a faith community and joining with families at big moments like weddings and baptisms. Priests are often called upon to enter the lives of people when life is darkened with sadness and difficulty. Even in these difficult moments, a priest can experience a profound satisfaction that he has been an instrument of God.

Spiritual Guides:

The priest of the future will need to continue to assist people in developing their spirituality. Nourishing the Catholic community with the Body and Blood of Christ is a vital role for a priest. He also needs to explore ways of helping people make spiritual sense of their lives in a dynamic and changing world. Before speaking into other people’s lives, priests need to be students of prayer themselves. A priest develops his personal relationship with God, to learn the ways of God and to lead others on those paths.

In Baron’s defence, however, Monsignor Tomlinson claims that “groups of skateboarders gathering around the Church have been a long-standing problem”. Baron himself further claims that “I have the impression that that particular gang of skateboarders, they take a particular delight and joy in reducing people to grovelling measures as I was, that’s their goal, that’s their aim, so I don’t think I owe them an apology as such…”

So, not just skateboarders, but evil, malicious skateboarders — jackals even; hyenas! And the “abuse” Baron directed at them was not “abuse”. No, by telling the boys to go away (hitting one across the head) and to fuck off; calling them fucking cunts, fucking fools, foreigners who don’t belong and four eyes… this, apparently, was — by Geoffrey’s rather odd definition — ‘grovelling’. But in any case, even if we assume that Tomlinson is correct, and that the presence of skateboarders on Church property was indeed “a long-standing problem”, this would suggest that Church authorities have in fact had some time to develop a solution, one which doesn’t consist of a tirade of abuse from the Dean.

As for media reportage of the Very Reverend’s irreverent outburst, it’s worth remembering that in October 2006, it was revealed that Sydney-based Muslim cleric Sheik Taj Din al-Hilaly gave a highly-controversial sermon, in which, among other things, he made an infamous comparison between (what he considered to be) inappropriately-dressed women and uncovered meat. Not surprisingly, his comments sparked outraged denunciations from both Muslims and non-Muslims; soon-to-be-ex Prime Minister John HoWARd described the remarks as “appalling and reprehensible”; the Islamic Council of Victoria called for his resignation.

And Geoffrey?

According to the ABC, the Very Reverend Geoffrey defended his actions on radio today, stating that “If I could take it back I would, if I could walk around the city in sackcloth and ashes I would, but that’s not going to happen… I can only express from the depth of my heart [that] it’s out character with me. But because of the situation I was in and the nature of the territory that’s there, it’s a sacred space, I just found it appalling that they had so little regard there and that reduced me to the level of all that rubbish that I said. I was shocked too when I saw the whole thing and I was shocked when it happened. When I was pushed to the limit something snapped inside me and I was out to say as much as possible to hurt and humiliate these, as you call them, thugs.”

    thug (thŭg) pronunciation
    n.

    1. A cutthroat or ruffian; a hoodlum.
    2. One of a band of professional assassins formerly active in northern India who worshiped Kali and offered their victims to her.

    [Hindi ṭhag, perhaps from Sanskrit sthagaḥ, a cheat, from sthagati, sthagayati, he conceals.]

What a wanker.

Potty-mouthed priest ashamed of outburst
Kellee Nolan
Herald Sun [AAP]
July 30, 2007

A SENIOR Catholic priest says he feels indescribable shame over the verbal abuse he hurled at a group of teenagers taunting him on his cathedral steps in Melbourne.

Reverend Monsignor Geoff Baron, the Dean of Melbourne’s iconic bluestone church, St Patrick’s Cathedral, was caught on video swearing at and racially abusing a group of teenage skateboarders.

The incident happened a year ago and video footage recently surfaced on the YouTube website.

Monsignor Baron said he wished he could take back his “outrageous behaviour”.

“The shame that I feel and the embarrassment, I can’t really describe,” he said on Southern Cross radio.

“It was outrageous behaviour, I let myself down terribly badly, that’s quite clear and I’ve also brought scandal and shock to other people.”

He said he had been provoked when the teenagers, who were skating on the cathedral steps, called him a pedophile.

“I can’t excuse it, I wouldn’t even try to, I don’t know why I said those things. It might be linked up in some way that so many priests are considered to be pedophiles and here I was being called one.”

He said he could not bear to watch the footage.

“The only thing I did see was me being surrounded by these kids and I looked like a kind of a hunted animal being yapped at by jackals and hyenas,” he said.

“All they were doing was provoking me and making it worse and worse. I have never in my whole life got as angry as that, never.”

He said he would now have to live with the footage of his outburst being beamed around the world “all the days of my life”.

The language came from the depths of his heart, when something “snapped inside”, he said.

He said the outburst was out of character and he was “utterly embarrassed”, apologising to all who were offended, but not to the teenagers he abused.

“I have the impression that that particular gang of skateboarders, they take a particular delight and joy in reducing people to grovelling measures as I was, that’s their goal, that’s their aim, so I don’t think I owe them an apology as such, I apologise to all who were scandalised by my behaviour.”

Monsignor Baron may now seek help in dealing with anger issues and will have to discuss the incident with Archbishop Denis Hart.

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Today’s Sermon: And Jesus said unto His Disciples, “Get off the property! Fuck off!”

Update (July 31) : YouTube, presumably bowing to pressure from the Church, has removed the offending video. The Good News (so to speak) is that it’s still available via Live Leak; you can even download the video if you want…

A reading from The Book of Geoffrey. For more details on Reverend Monsignor Geoffrey Baron‘s Biblical exegesis, see below: “In a not entirely unexpected development, local Church authorities, in the person of the Vicar-General of Melbourne, the Reverend Les Tomlinson, have defended the actions of a local priest, who last July provided local youth with an impromptu sermon on the need to respect Church property…”

The Cathedral

St Patrick’s Cathedral is the mother church of the Catholic Archdiocese of Melbourne. The Centenary of its official opening and Consecration was marked in 1997; however, the first Mass was celebrated on the site in February 1858 in a former partially completed church, some of which was incorporated into the south aisle of the present building; by 1868, the completed nave of the Cathedral first served the needs of the community for regular worship and prayer.

Designed by William Wardell, St Patrick’s is regarded internationally as the finest ecclesiastical building in Australia and a pre-eminent example of the Gothic Revival style. The austere facade gives little hint of the glorious interior with its ethereal golden light of mesmerising beauty.

The Cathedral’s highly regarded organ and exceptional acoustics ensure its popularity with leading musicians and choral groups, as a favoured setting for concerts of sacred music. The splendid ambulatory and chapels which partially encircle the sanctuary, provide space for occasional exhibitions.

Nevertheless, it is the spiritual fire of prayer and daily worship which gives the building its heart, ensuring that it is more than just an architectural monument. The Cathedral is a place of beauty and peace. During the course of a year, the Cathedral is the environment for the major liturgies of the Catholic community as well as the venue for significant civic celebrations embracing the wider community. The staff is also responsible for the daily pastoral care in all of the nearby hospitals; many people from the wider community seek solace and help within its walls.

Through prayer, praise and creative liturgical celebrations, the elements of stone and glass, artistry, craftsmanship, colour and sound, coalesce to filter the divine presence of our Creator God.

Ah yes. St Patrick’s Cathedral: Glorious interiors. Ethereal golden light. A place of mesmerising beauty and peace. And last July, the scene of a very ugly incident. Curiously, thus far, (almost) all media reportage has deliberately avoided making any reference to what, to me, is the most shocking aspect of the behaviour of the Dean of the Cathedral, and that is his use of sexually-explicit language when addressing the teenage boys skating on Church property. The ABC Radio report of July 27 by Samantha Donovan — in addition to mangling the actual content of the video — makes no reference to this, or to the fact that the Reverend strikes one of the boys, and neither does the AAP report, whether in the Sydney Morning Herald or news.com.au. Only Mark Russell in The Age makes reference to ‘the Dean appearing to make several sexually and racially abusive comments, including telling one boy that he was “stained by the sperm of all these boys that f— you”‘ — but not The Holy Man’s later, presumably related enquiry “…how’s your arsehole so sore from being fucked by these cunts?”

Scene 1.

Outside Saint Patrick’s Cathedral. Reverend Geoffrey Baron accosts a number of young male skaters.

Baron, walking, pointing away from Cathedral: Move.
Skater, off-camera: Do we have to go?
Baron: Move.
Skater, off-camera: Yes or no?
Baron: Now. Now. Off the property.

Scene 2.

An apparent continuation of the previous scene.

Baron, to skater: …stained [?] by all the sperm of these boys that fucked you. Get off the property. (Baron then appears to smack a skater across the head) Get off the property.

(Gasps. Laughter. Voices)

Skater off-camera, to Baron: Calm down mate.
Skater struck across the head: Oh you fucking cunt. Oh what the fuck? I oughta [I’m gonna?] fuck you up.
Skater, off-camera, to skater struck by Baron: Don’t don’t don’t… No no no…

(Many voices. Baron walks away)

Baron: Get off the property. Get off the property now.
Skater, pushes Baron on shoulder: Why’d ya fuckin’ hit him?
Skater, off-camera: Don’t. Just go.
Skater two, off-camera: What the fuck’s the problem cunt? What’s the fuckin’ problem? Huh?
Baron: Move. Move.
Skater, off-camera: We’re going.

(Many angry voices)

Baron: Fuck off!

(Laughter)

Another skater: Fucking idiot.
Skater, off-camera: We’re going. We’re going. Calm down. Just calm down. We’re going. We’re going.

Scene 3.

An apparent continuation of the previous scene.

Baron: Get off the property you fucking cunts. Oh yeah… get back to where you come from you… sfool. You don’t belong in Australia.
Skater, off-camera: Stop being a fuckin’ racist prick ya fuckin’ faggot.
Baron: You don’t belong here.
Skater, off-camera: Don’t touch me you prick.
Baron: Get off the property. Move. You fucking fool.
Skater, off camera: Are you a priest? Are you a priest? What sort of a priest is racist? What type of priest is racist?
Skater to Baron : …calm down mate.
Baron: Get off the property you fucking fool.
Skater, off-camera, to Baron: Don’t touch him you fucking idiot.
Skater to Baron: Say it don’t spray it you fucking idiot.
Baron: Oh get off the property.

Scene 4.

Most of the skaters having made their way off the church property, the conversation continues as a number occupy the footpath outside of and adjacent to it (possibly Cathedral Place).

Baron: Arsehole.

(Two skaters appear to run on to the grass lawn in front of Baron)

Baron: Get off the property.

(Laughter)

Baron, addressing a skater on lawn: …how’s your arsehole so sore from being fucked by these cunts?

(Laughter)

Skater, off camera: Ah you’re a jerk [joke?] you fucking dickhead.
Baron, pointing to skater on footpath/road: …little foreigner there look at the sleepy [?] eyes black hair sleepy eyes…

(Baron waves as something indistinct, possibly an empty plastic bottle, appears to have been thrown near his head)

Skater, off camera: At least he’s got hair you fucking bald prick. Gay cunt. Faggot.
Baron, apparently to camera: Look at you four eyes.
Skater, off camera: Oh you’re a joke fuckhead… faggot.
Baron, to skater on lawn: Fool. Fool.

Scene 5.

An apparent continuation of the previous scene.

(Baron appears to knee a skater standing on the lawn)

Skater, off camera: Why don’t you calm down, just calm down.
Baron: Fucking cunt. Get off the property.
Skater: You get off the property you fucking cunt.
Baron: Get off the property. Get off the property.

(Baron appears to kick an empty water bottle in the direction of skaters)

Skater, off-camera: Stop being… does he have to be so aggressive?

(Laughter)

Scene 6.

An apparent continuation of the previous scene.

Unknown woman, presumably another church official: …the police, so go.
Skater, off-camera: For fuck’s sake just go back to your fucking church.
Another skater, off-camera: Okay so you’ve phoned the police, we’ve got footage on here of him [Baron] hitting him [skater].
Woman: Good. Good.
Skater, off-camera, to Baron: Don’t touch me you fucking freak.

(Baron, stooping, appears to pick up an item and to throw it at skaters)

Skater, off-camera: So is he [Baron] in the right? Is he in the right?
Woman: Yes because you are trespassing. I’ve phoned the police…
Skater, off-camera: Okay you’ve phoned the police…
Woman: …you’ve been identified…
Another skater, off-camera: So when they come, when they come we can tell them that the priest assaulted one of our friends…
Woman: You will say what you like…
Skater, off-camera: We’ve got evidence we’ve got evidence.

(Baron gestures as what appears to be an empty cardboard box is thrown)

Woman: And I’ve been filming it too from inside…
Skater, off-camera: Okay well we’ve got it right on here, we’ve got it right on here…

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Church & State & That’s Entertainment!

Update (July 31) : YouTube, presumably bowing to pressure from the Church, has removed the offending video. The Good News (so to speak) is that it’s still available via Live Leak; you can even download the video if you want…

Update : After initially defending Reverend Geoffrey Baron’s behaviour, it now appears that, perhaps after some further prayer and reflection (and perhaps even some further consultation with the Church’s PR department), local Church authorities now believe it wiser to apologise for the Reverend’s racially abusive, sexually explicit, and profanity-laden diatribe as captured on video last year. Or so says Sky News (Church apologises). Baron, whose behaviour has been characterised by me as being the real life embodiment and Antipodean Catholic equivalent of Viz magazine character Paul Whicker The Tall Vicar, has also apparently prompted a children’s rights group to recommend anger management classes… well, according to the Herald Sun / AAP anyway (Priest vs skateboarders shocker).

Mark Russell in The Age reports that Red-faced church sorry for blue dean, and a slightly more formal apology — carefully describing Baron’s references to sore arseholes, sperm, and boys fucking, by way of stating that the Right Reverend “used obscene language and suggested in vulgar terms that the youths were homosexual” — is also provided by a further article in the Herald Sun (Apology for priest’s tirade).

Priests these days eh?

    Every now and then you did a cartoon you were aware hit the button and you immediately got a good reaction from it. Paul Whicker the Tall Vicar was the first one, in 1981, and after that Johnny Fartpants, and when the Fat Slags were launched, they had the same effect, a considerable initial impact and then they fade away.

“Likewise, Sodom, Gomorrah, and the surrounding towns, which, in the same manner as they, indulged in sexual promiscuity and practiced unnatural vice, serve as an example by undergoing a punishment of eternal fire.” (Epistle of Jude 1:17) or “How’s your arsehole so sore by being fucked by all these cunts?”

In a not entirely unexpected development, local Church authorities, in the person of the Vicar-General of Melbourne, the Reverend Les Tomlinson, have defended the actions of a local priest, who last July provided local youth with an impromptu sermon on the need to respect Church property. A video on YouTube shows the Dean of Melbourne Cathedral, the Reverend Geoffrey Baron, quoting from one of the lesser-known Epistles of St Paul, and instructing a number of teenage boys skateboarding on property outside of the Cathedral to be Good Christians and to go forth and multiply, “by the sperm of all these boys that fuck you”.

    A rough transcript is available for your reading pleasure here.

Judging by reports (or one at least), teenagers skateboarding on Church property — in this case, that belonging to St. Patricks’ Cathedral in Melbourne — are a persistent problem for Church authorities. However, despite this, the Church does not appear to have established an especially sensitive means of encouraging teenagers to skate elsewhere, instead allowing an elderly Reverend (supplemented by the stern instructions of another, unknown female Church official), to engage in racist and sexually explicit verbal abuse of the young offenders in question.

According to one parishioner, the priest in question, Dean Baron, “was ordained in 1968 at Saint Kevin’s Church, Ormond and served in a number of parishes as an assistant priest before being appointed parish priest of Saint Joseph’s Parish, Northcote in January, 1984. In July, 1997 he was appointed parish priest of Saint James’ Parish, Gardenvale. Dean Baron has many talents to bring to the role of Dean of the Cathedral, not least of which are his considerable musical background and ability, his keen interest in liturgy, his warm, friendly and welcoming personality and his generous and committed pastoral care of those entrusted to him.”

And er, the ability to swear like a drunken sailor.

The ABC’s account of the contents of the YouTube video is particularly interesting, because although it makes reference to Baron’s racist taunts, it signally fails to register their explicit sexual content. What’s more odd is the fact that, while neither it nor any other ‘news’ service provides a link to the video in question, viewing it would quickly reveal that there’s more to the story. That said, why the contents of the video should only come to the attention of the corporate/state media now, over twelve months after the incident itself (and its being uploaded to YouTube), is a question left unanswered and, in fact, unasked.

Church defends Monsignor’s outburst
Samantha Donovan
PM
July 27, 2007

MARK COLVIN: The Catholic Church is defending the behaviour of one of its leaders, the Dean of Melbourne Cathedral, after a video showing him verbally abusing a group of teenagers surfaced on the internet.

The Reverend Geoffrey Baron is seen being harassed and abused by a group of skateboarders, but rather than turning the other cheek, he lets fly with obscene and racist epithets.

A spokesman for the Catholic Church says problems with trespassing skateboarders are long-standing and Monsignor Baron was provoked.

In Melbourne, Samantha Donovan.

SAMANTHA DONOVAN: The footage, posted on the video sharing website YouTube was apparently shot a year ago and runs nearly three and a half minutes.

It appears that a group of skateboarders has been ignoring Reverend Geoffrey Baron’s demands that they leave the steps and paved area outside Melbourne’s St Patrick’s Cathedral.

Several of them continue to skateboard around him and taunt him asking him if he wants them to leave.

Monsignor Baron’s demands become more abusive.

(video excerpt)

SKATEBOARDER: Do we have to go?
GEOFFREY BARON: Move!
SKATEBOARDER: Yes or no?
GEOFFREY BARON: Move now. Off the property. I will (inaudible) of all these boys. F*** you. Get off the property. Get off the property.
SKATEBOARDER: Awwww. (laughing) I’m going to f*** you up!
GEOFFREY BARON: Off the property. Get off the property now!

(end video excerpt)

SAMANTHA DONOVAN: As the skateboarders make obscene gestures, taunt and throw things at Monsignor Baron he appears to respond with comments about one of the teenager’s race.

(video excerpt)

GEOFFREY BARON: Get back to where you come from you spool [sic]. You don’t belong in Australia.
SKATEBOARDER: You are racist you f***. Stop being a racist f***en freak. Don’t touch me you freak!
GEOFFREY BARON: Get off the property. You foreigner there! Look at his sleepy eyes, his black hair, sleepy eyes. Go back to where you belong.
SKATEBOARDER: You f***ing bald prick.

(end video excerpt)

SAMANTHA DONOVAN: This afternoon, the Vicar-General of Melbourne, the Reverend Les Tomlinson said the video was disturbing and the Church wasn’t proud of Monsignor Baron’s behaviour but he had been provoked.

LES TOMLINSON: Could you imagine yourself being subjected to the abuse and the pushing that he was subjected to and be confident that you yourself would not react in a way that perhaps you wouldn’t if you weren’t provoked?

And if any human being is under siege like that, they may well react in a way they wouldn’t do in another circumstance.

SAMANTHA DONOVAN: Monsignor Tomlinson said groups of skateboarders gathering around the Church have been a long-standing problem.

LES TOMLINSON: I know, the Dean has spoken to me several times and [is?] feeling in fear of his own safety with the confrontations he’s experienced. And I think that the YouTube demonstrates not only the confrontation that occurred, but how it was provoked by these skateboarders.

SAMANTHA DONOVAN: Monsignor Baron is away at the moment.

Monsignor Tomlinson says he will speak with him on his return but isn’t sure if he will be reprimanded.

MARK COLVIN: Samantha Donovan.

Hmmm. The Church asks for patience and understanding following one of its members being exposed, publicly, as abusive. Apparently, the boys provoked the priest. Or, perhaps he wasn’t in full control of his faculties.

And now he’s gone away.

Where have I heard these lines before? Oh yeah:

Broken Rites and Catholics

There are many reasons why Broken Rites has encountered so many cases of Catholic Church sex-abuse.

The Catholic Church rejects married priests and women priests. The Catholic Church advertises its priests and religious personnel as being “celibate”. Also, the Catholic Church has traditionally interfered in the bedrooms of its congregation – “no sex outside of marriage”, no contraception, no divorce, no choice in the termination of a pregnancy, and so on. This pious public image has unfortunately caused Catholics to believe that they and their children are “safe” in the hands of “celibate” clergy and religious personnel.

Furthermore, until recently, the Catholic Church has skillfully managed to cover up cases of sexual abuse within its ranks. Too often, Catholic child-victims felt that they were prohibited from reporting the abuse to anyone, even to their parents. Too often, Catholic parents were reluctant to go to the police.

Commonly, Catholic victims maintained a life-long silence about their abuse. If they did report the abuse, often they merely told a church official – perhaps at a bishop’s office or the headquarters of a religious order. But this enabled the church officials to “tip off” their colleague, the offender; and then perhaps he would be transferred to a different parish or a different school or, in some cases, to another diocese, to abuse new victims; or he might be awarded an overseas “study” trip. The offender’s former parishioners (or students) would not be told why Father (or Brother) was leaving his old parish, and the new parish (or school) would not be warned why Father or Brother was arriving. Thus, countless children and vulnerable adults were put at risk.

In Australia, this Catholic cover-up began to break down after Broken Rites began operating in 1993. Broken Rites established, and publicised, a telephone hotline for survivors, and we began receiving calls from thousands of people (mostly Catholics), alerting us to cases of church sex-abuse that had had hitherto been covered up. The first cases we took up resulted in the jailing of several Catholic priests and religious brothers throughout 1994, 1995 and 1996. These convictions created a big impact in the Australian news media. This publicity prompted more survivors, especially those with a Catholic background, to phone us for help. This helps to explain why Broken Rites has been involved in so many Catholic cases. Incidentally, the members of the current Broken Rites executive committee all happen to have had a Catholic childhood…

Tomlinson himself is quoted in the case of one priest, Reverend Barry Robinson:

A year after the Archdiocese of Boston adopted a new policy on handling allegations of clergy sexual abuse in the 1990s, an Australian priest who had admitted having sex with a teenager abruptly left the archdiocese and the country, short-circuiting a potential investigation by police and child welfare authorities, according to documents filed yesterday in Suffolk Superior Court.

Documents from the archdiocese’s own files show that the Rev. Barry Robinson returned to Australia in April 1994 without being questioned by civil authorities even though Robinson had acknowledged to his therapist in March that he had had sexual relations with a teenage boy on three occasions in the rectory of Blessed Sacrament Church in Jamaica Plain…

In addition to admitting to a therapist and church officials to having been sexually involved with the teenager, Robinson also acknowledged that he had engaged in sexual “misconduct” when assigned as a priest in Chile from 1979 to 1985, a church official in Australia said in a statement…

Monsignor Les Tomlinson, vicar general for the Melbourne Archdiocese, said in response to written questions yesterday that Robinson had not been contacted by law enforcement authorities once he arrived back in Australia…

~ Priest left US after admission in sex case, Stephen Kurkjian and John Ellement, Boston Globe, January 14, 2004

“So you’re not a terrorist? Pffft. Who cares. You can piss off anyway.” or Kevin Andrew does his bit in The War on Terror

Mohamed Haneef is at Brisbane International Airport ready to fly back home to India tonight, after the Immigration Department returned his passport. Dr Haneef was freed yesterday after almost four weeks in custody on a terrorism-related charge that was dropped yesterday. The doctor, who was working at the Gold Coast Hospital before his arrest, says he is homesick and anxious to be reunited with his family. Dr Haneef is scheduled to fly out just after midnight via Bangkok, accompanied by a relative and his lawyer, Peter Russo…” ~ ABC News, July 28

Vultures crash…

News helicopters collide; 4 dead

(CNN) — A police chase through the streets of downtown Phoenix turned into a midair tragedy Friday afternoon when two television news helicopters covering the action collided and crashed to the ground in smoke and flame, killing all four people on board. KTVK-TV said photojournalist Jim Cox and pilot Scott Bowerback were killed. KNXV-TV identified its crew as photographer Rick Krolak and pilot Craig Smith…

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Cats are a w e s o m e

Nursing home cat can sense death, ease passing
Julie Steenhuysen
July 25, 2007

CHICAGO (Reuters) – When Oscar the Cat visits residents of the Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center in Providence, Rhode Island, the staff jumps into action — Oscar can sense within hours when someone is about to die.

In his two years living in Steere’s end-stage dementia unit, Oscar has been at the bedside of more than 25 residents shortly before they died, according to Dr. David Dosa of Brown University in Providence.

He wrote about Oscar in the New England Journal of Medicine.

“It’s not that the cat is consistently there first,” Dr. Joan Teno, a professor of community health at Brown University, who sees patients in the unit. “But the cat always does manage to make an appearance, and it always seems to be in the last two hours.”

Raised at the nursing home since he was a kitten, Oscar often checks in on residents, but when he curls up for a visit, physicians and nursing home staff know it’s time to call the family.

“I don’t think this is a psychic cat,” said Teno. “I think there’s probably a biochemical explanation,” she said in a telephone interview.

While pets are often used to bring comfort to the elderly in nursing home settings, Oscar’s talent is special, though not unexpected.

“That is such a cat thing to do,” said Thomas Graves, a feline expert and chief of small animal medicine at the University of Illinois College of Veterinary Medicine…

    A Day in the Life of Oscar the Cat, David M. Dosa, M.D., M.P.H., The New England Journal of Medicine, Vol.357, No.4, pp.328-329 (July 26, 2007)

    Oscar the Cat awakens from his nap, opening a single eye to survey his kingdom. From atop the desk in the doctor’s charting area, the cat peers down the two wings of the nursing home’s advanced dementia unit. All quiet on the western and eastern fronts. Slowly, he rises and extravagantly stretches his 2-year-old frame, first backward and then forward. He sits up and considers his next move…

Speaking of cats and death, Diodorus Siculus (of Sicily) (c.90–30BC), the Greek historian and author of the Library of World History, mentions witnessing a group of Egyptians lynching a Roman who had (accidentally) killed a (holy) cat. “Whoever kills a cat in Egypt is condemned to death, whether he committed this crime deliberately or not. The people gather and kill him. An unfortunate Roman, who accidentally killed a cat, could not be saved, either by King Ptolemy of Egypt or by the fear which Rome inspired.” Further, according to Ancient Egypt Online:

It was apparently illegal to export cats to neighbouring countries. This led to a thriving trade in smuggled cats! Court records confirm that armies were occasionally dispatched to rescue the kidnapped felines and bring them home to Egypt.

Herodotus claimed that on discovery of a house fire, the men from the house would line up outside the building to protect the cats from danger. He suggested that the cats would “leap into the fire” unless protected by the men, which seems rather unlikely unless their kittens were still inside the home. This story may well be made up or exaggerated, but again highlights the high status of the cat in Egyptian society.

Herodotus also recorded that the Persians used the Egyptian’ love of cats against them. Apparently, the [evil!] Persians captured a large number of cats and let them loose on the battlefield outside Pelusium. When the Egyptians saw the terrified cats running around the battlefield, they surrendered rather than risk harm to their beloved friends.

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Brazil: Occupations of the Poor & Homeless (Melbourne, too)

Isabel, a 15-year old, facilitated the asamblea that I attended, and was not hesitant to tell 60-year old revolutionaries to shut the hell up and let other people speak…

Rio

Brazil: Homeless Occupation Movements in Rio De Janeiro
Kyle Weinberg
Upside Down World
July 26, 2007

Slavery wasn’t abolished in Brazil until 1888, and when it ended, newly-freed slaves were cast to the streets to fend for themselves with no resources or property. Thus began the precarious situation of Afro-Brasileros post-slavery. Current manifestations of this infamous legacy are the favelas – prevalent in all major Brazilian cities, including Rio de Janeiro. Unlike Sao Paolo, where favelas are concentrated on the periphery of the city, Rio has favelas spread out all over, often right next to the richest of neighborhoods. The favelas receive almost no government assistance and any resources they have are “appropriated” from outside the favela. Streets are unpaved, sewer infrastructure doesn’t exist and electricity and water are often stolen from more affluent adjacent barrios…

And er, Melbourne

St Kilda’s Last Stand

Yet again the money moguls, capitalist wankers and government-sponsored criminals have won. The Baymour Court flats were evicted by the filth — subservient scum to the rich — while a hundred or so people looked on and the media filmed the whole show to screen between sports segments.

The whole process started a few years ago when high-flying parasites such as Bond and Brady moved into St Kilda declaring it to be their town to tear apart at will. Pubs were sold and yuppified, greasy food bars became upmarket hang-outs for the rich and the streets were cleaned up. The first stage completed, the character of the town had the seed of yuppie sickness buried deep inside its grungy veins. Next the residents had to go, and Charnwood tenants and squatters moved out: the Esplanade, with its Gold Coast-type views, is being invaded. The Venue is closed, Baymour Court flats evicted and standing empty, and the foreshore is secure in yuppie hands. Now the interior waits to be conquered, and the evil seed will have sprouted…

~ Squat It, No.18, May/June 1989

STUDIOS FROM THE IMAGINARY, AND OTHERS JUST DOWN THE ROAD

The Espy Artist Studios, at the rear of the Espy Hotel, is almost archetypal of the romantically shabby studio complex, its Spanish Mission-style façade looking like a stage flat straight from Carmen. While common internal areas are similarly crumbly, the rooms themselves prized — it comes as no surprise to find that space in the complex is highly sought-after, and usually passed between artist friends. The derelict two-story block of flats has been studios since 1997 but won’t be around for much longer. In the overgrown internal courtyard a five-story scaffolding tower has been erected by property-developer owner Becton. Prospective buyers of the apartment high-rise that is to replace the 1930s ‘Baymour Court’ block are led from the display apartment on the Esplanade to climb above the studios to inspect the view.

One wonders if those who make the climb appreciate the irony that the website pitch for the Esplanade apartments celebrates the “gently decaying buildings” of St Kilda. As they look over a studio’s north-facing window and out to the bay, they also overlook the very qualities that attract developers and buyers to somewhere like St Kilda. Capitalising on a “gritty past” we are told that the replacement for the gloriously grungy building will be “contemporary yet timeless, strong but not intimidating, luxurious but not ostentatious.” Indeed!

~ Alex Taylor, notes, 120° of Separation: Selected works by artists from 3 studios located within 500 metres of Linden, Linden St Kilda Centre for Contemporary Arts Exhibition, May 29 — June 27, 2004

See also : ‘Home Sweet Squat’ | Jerry the Peddler makes pitch for permit, but Parks isn’t buying, Lincoln Anderson, The Villager, Vol.77, No.8, July 25–31, 2007: “In the mid-1980s, [Jerry] became a squatter and has lived in several East Village squats over the years, moving when one burned down or when police evicted the squatters from another, Dos Blocos. Police removed Wade from Dos Blocos in shackles. “At one point, we had 30 buildings, our own bookstore, a blacksmith shop, our own newspaper and a radio station,” he said of the squatter movement.” | Squats to disappear “naturally”, Tribune de Genève, July 25, 2007: “A Geneva cabinet minister defends the forced eviction by police of squatters from the Rhino buildings and says the demand for housing will lead to the disappearance of the movement.” (Teargas used after squatters evicted, 24 Heures, July 24, 2007) | Maisie Ramsay, Dumpster diving: ‘Freegans’ and others survive on society’s refuse, The Capital Times, July 23, 2007 (with Bonus! and actually interesting reader commentary)

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Another neo-Nazi assault on FNB in Russia

Update :

Neo-Nazis Attack Anti-Fascist Youth in St. Petersburg
UCSJ
July 27, 2007

Neo-Nazis attacked a 16-year-old boy who was on his way to an anti-fascist punk rock concert, according to a July 23, 2007 report by the Sova Information-Analytical Center. Between 8-10 neo-Nazis screaming abuse against anti-fascists beat the boy up near the Belgrade night club, where anti-fascists had gathered to raise money for victims of a neo-Nazi attack on environmentalists in Angarsk (Irkutsk region). The victim was taken [to] a hospital with head injuries.

Neo-Nazis Attack Group Feeding the Homeless in Novosibirsk
UCSJ
July 26, 2007

Neo-Nazis attacked a group feeding homeless people in Novosibirsk, Russia, according to a July 24, 2007 report by the Sova Information-Analytical Center. Around 20 neo-Nazis took part in the July 1 attack, which resulted in the injury of a thirteen-year-old boy who happened to walk by during the attack. Police detained several of the attackers, but there is no information in the report about any charges being filed against the suspects.

Neo-Nazis often attack similar events in cities across Russia. Anti-fascists and anarchists regularly organize “Food Not Bombs” events to feed the homeless and to make a statement against violence.

See also : Bombs, Knives & Batons, Not Food, in St. Petersburg (February 28, 2007) | “White Terror” | Timur Kacharava (21.08.1985 – 13.11.2005) | Human freedom versus ‘trade’: the hypocrisy and the stoopid

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Indians. They’re comin’ right for us!

Bloody Indians. Thank HoWARd this sort of thing wouldn’t happen in Australia. ‘Round these parts, Indians/suspected terrorists go straight to jail, do not pass Go, and do not collect $200, while boneheads and their venues receive the full support of working class punks/yuppie poseurs.

Oi oi!

Suspected German neo-Nazi attacks Indian – police
July 25, 2007

BERLIN (Reuters) – A suspected neo-Nazi attacked an Indian student on a tram in the eastern city of Dresden, leaving the victim with serious head injuries, police said on Wednesday.

The shaven-headed man attacked the Indian student without provocation and demanded that he leave the tram, police said. The victim had to be taken to hospital for treatment.

Police said they believed the culprit, who they are still hunting, was also responsible for at least two other attacks on people of foreign origin in recent months.

German Chancellor Angela Merkel has vowed to combat right-wing violence, which last year rose to its highest level since reunification in 1990 but critics say campaigns to draw people away from radical ideology are still inadequate.

The government said on Wednesday around 50 [BONEHEAD] concerts, traditionally a recruiting ground for far-right groups, took place in the months April to July this year.

The number of participants increased to about 6,000 from around 4,500 in the first quarter of the year.

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“Stop! Hammer time!” Or: Boneheads and Baldies

International neo-Nazi (bonehead) network the Hammerskins will be celebrating 20 years of racist stupidity, ignorance and violence this year at Hammerfest, their annual gathering and concert. Hammerfest 2007 is scheduled to take place October 5–7, in Portland, Oregon, and in addition to the usual assortment of local, US-based string-pluckers and tub-thumpers, it will also * an undisclosed act from Australia; ‘unknown’ but, given the close relationship between the band and the Hammerskins — and given their apparent decision to go kaput! after the upcoming ISD Memorial gig in Melbourne later the same month — chances are the special guest will be the Melbourne-based B-grade metal outfit Fortress, lead by Scott McGuinness.

Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun

Named for the stirring use of hammers as fascist symbols in the film The Wall (1982), it remains unknown if the bright spark who thought of the name Hammerskins was a fan of Pink Floyd’s earlier, psychedelic rock; certainly, Bob Geldof’s role as “A troubled rock star [who] descends into madness in the midst of his physical and social isolation from everyone” appears to be reflected in his eventual belief that charity solves poverty. In any case, established in 1987, it wasn’t very long before the Hammerskins came to national prominence in their natural home, the United States, when, a year later, five members of the original ‘Confederate’ Hammerskins in Dallas — Christopher Greer, 23, John Jordan, 17, Michael Lawrence, 20, Sean Tarrant, 18 and Daniel Wood, 18 — “chased and attacked minorities who attempted to enter Robert E. Lee Park in downtown Dallas. The five were apparently inspired by a racist rally they attended in Tulsa that June where Tom Metzger, leader of White Aryan Resistance (WAR) spoke. When they were arrested, the defendants had baseball bats and broken pieces of concrete, which they apparently intended to use to recreate the Kristallnacht to commemorate the 50th anniversary of the attacks on Jewish stores and homes that took place on November 9, 1938 in Nazi Germany”. The five were sentenced for the crime in April, 1990.

Since that time, Hammerskins have engaged in many violent assaults, up to and including murder. Thus according to the ADL:

In June 1991, Arlington, Texas, was the site of further violence by Hammerskins. Three 16-year-old members of the Confederate Hammerskins murdered an African American, Donald Thomas, while he sat on the back of a truck with two white friends… That same year, in Birmingham, Alabama, Hammerskin Louis Oddo and his colleague Adam Galleon murdered a 50-year-old black homeless man on Christmas Eve. Oddo and Galleon killed the man, Douglas Garrett, by hitting him with a baseball bat and kicking him with their heavy boots. Oddo and Galleon were subsequently convicted of murder…

Otherwise, the history of the Hammerskins has revolved around the production of White supremacist propaganda, the consumption of alcohol, the recruitment of new members, and the broadening of the network from its initial base in the US to Australia, New Zealand and Europe. Beginning in early 1991, Hammerskins franchises were established in Switzerland and Northern Ireland / the Six Counties, followed by Germany, France, the Czech Republic, England, Italy, Spain and the Netherlands. The Australian franchise was established in 1993. Currently, Hammerskins may be found in the US, Australia, France, Germany, Great Britain, Hungary, Italy, New Zealand/Aotearoa, Portugal, Spain and Switzerland… although given the network sometimes faces government repression and various other forms of political opposition, much of its business is conducted on a Nudge nudge. Snap snap. Grin grin, wink wink, say no more? basis.

Nevertheless, along with Blood & Honour (in its various permutations), the Hammerskins have done much to promote White power muzak, often referred to by the euphemism ‘Rock Against Communism’ or RAC (so named as a result of its initial propagation in response to ‘Rock Against Racism’). On contemporary RAC, one US skinhead writes: “[In 2005] RAC is a fucking cancer in our scene, dulling the line between true skinheads and boneheads. The public still thinks all skinheads are Nazis, everyone still disses SHARP and yells “no politics”, and instead of skinhead being a way for tens of thousands of multi-racial working-class kids to “have a laugh and have a say”, the scene has become a fucking joke about nothing more than expensive imported beers and designer clothes. It’s sad, but it’s the fucking truth.”

    Hammerfest Chronology

    2006: October 21, Detroit, Michigan. Starred Blood in the Face, Definite Hate, Frontline, H8 Machine, Rebel Hell, Whitewash and Youngblood;
    2005: October 1/2, Atlanta, Georgia. Featured Attack, Action Group 88, Blood in the Face, Brainwash, Confident of Victory, Definite Hate, Frontline, Kremator, Prussian Blue, Red White & Black, Whitelaw; approximately 100–200 in attendance
    2004: October 2, Detroit, Michigan. With Brutal Attack, Max Resist, H8Machine, Definite Hate, Red White and Black, Rebel Hell
    2003: September 13, Harrisburg, Pennyslvania. Featured H8Machine, Hammerhead, Intimidation One, Max Resist, Mistreat (Finland), Platoon 14, and Slay the Beast; perhaps as many as 350 boneheads in attendance
    2002: December 7, scheduled for Daytona Beach, Florida, then cancelled and moved to Jacksonville; approximately 50–100 boneheads in attendance
    2001: October 27/8, Atlanta (Bremen), Georgia. With Bully Boys, Intimidation One, Max Resist, Mistreat (Finland), Nemesis (Scotland); approximately 300–600 boneheads in attendance
    2000: October, Atlanta (Bremen), Georgia. Brutal Attack, Code of Violence, Dying Breed, Extreme Hatred, Hatecrime and White Wash
    1999: October, Atlanta (Bremen), Georgia

The Hammerskins suffered a major setback in 1999, however, when five members from Indiana were expelled for being too violent; albeit only against a recalcitrant former member (the offending member was roughed up, had his colors torn from him, and was then held down while his former comrades burned off his Hammerskin tattoos with a blowtorch and shoved a pool cue up his rectum). The expelled members established the Outlaw Hammerskins. The Outlaws eventually imploded, but since then a number of other regional bonehead gangs have formed, and some eventually found their way to forming the Vinlander Social Club. A summit in Ohio in October 2005 brought together a number of these rival groups and networks to further challenge the Hammerskins slowly-eroding and increasingly-resented dominance. The position of the Hammerskins probably wasn’t helped by the collapse in January of that year of closely-related neo-Nazi label Panzerfaust Records, following public disclosure of the fact that one of its two co-founders was in reality of Mexican descent.

Aussie Aussie Aussie | Oi Fucking Oi

In Australia, the Southern Cross Hammerskins work closely with B&H, and the two local franchises have been jointly organising the annual Ian Stuart Donaldson memorial for the last 10 years, often, and for the last two years, at The Birmingham Hotel in Fitzroy. Aside from Fortress, the other bands that form the local ‘scene’ past and present include Bail Up!, Blood Red Eagle, Blood Oath, Death[‘?]s Head, Deströyer 666, Gospel of the Horns, Raven’s Wing, Southern Storm, Spear of Longinus and Ultraviolence. There is also close co-operation between boneheads in Australia and New Zealand/Aotearoa. In 2004, for example, the NZHS organised a gig featuring Australian band Deathshead; in 2007, Blood Red Eagle played a gig to celebrate Hitler’s birthday. Evidence for the cross-fertilisation of bonehead, skinhead and heavy metal subcultures may be found in local oi! band Bulldog Spirit (the drummer for which once played with Deathshead, Fortress and Ravenous), Marching Orders (the original guitarist for which played with Bail Up!) as well as the more general socialisation of boneheads and skinheads, such as at last year’s ISD memorial, on bulletin boards, websites and elsewhere.

Back to Portland

The choice of Portland, Oregon as the location for Hammerfest 2007 (see Neo-Nazis Take Portland, Willamette Week, July 11, 2007) is noteworthy for the fact that 20 years ago Portland had a reputation as something of a Mecca for boneheads, especially following the bashing to death in November 1988 of an Ethiopian student named Mulugeta Seraw. The following years saw skinheads fighting a battle against bonehead infiltration of the city and the subculture, one which culminated in 1993. A journalist for Time writes:

Like their cousins elsewhere, Portland’s racist skinheads [sic] sport flight jackets, suspenders and Doc Martens with shoelaces in various colors: white for racial purity, red for the blood they are willing to shed and yellow as a signal they have shed someone else’s. But another gang of skinheads is slightly different in appearance: the swastikas have diagonal lines slashed through them, and black-and-white breast-pocket patches depict a crucified skinhead with the letters SHARP written over the top. These are the Skin Heads Against Racial Prejudice — the remnant, less prominent in other cities, of what was once a nonracialist baldie majority. The antiracists, says Christensen, “think the racists give true skinheads a bad image.” And so they fight them.

When SHARP members started showing up in Portland [c.1989–1993], other liberal militant groups such as the gay organization ACT UP reached out to them but soon retreated. SHARP was intent on fighting fire with fire; soon rumbles ensued, and last New Year’s Day, during a confrontation on a snowy street, they shot a racist skin [Eric Banks, vocalist with Bound for Glory] with an SKS — a bayoneted, semiautomatic assault rifle similar to an AK-47. “They blew his head to smithereens,” says Christensen.

Since then, he reports, antiracists have patrolled Portland’s downtown area, “hanging around in coffee shops and occasionally jumping somebody they perceive to be a racist.” Meanwhile, on the outskirts, the racists have been more active in the past seven weeks than they have been in years, attacking two blacks, two whites who associated with blacks, a gay and a Native American. ~ David S. Jackson, Skinhead Against Bonehead, Time, August 9, 1993 | See also Katia Dunn, The Nazis are Coming! The Nazis are Coming! White Supremacy Groups on the Upswing, The Portland Mercury, November 22–28, 2001

Most recently, in December 2006, nearly 70 people attended a memorial party in Portland, Oregon, for Eric.

The Baldies

Anyway, in the interests of what bourgeois commentators laughingly refer to as ‘balance’, here’s an article about a skinhead crew of the mid-80s to early-90s called the Baldies, from Minneapolis, Minnesota. It was out of their experiences fighting boneheads that the better-known and more popular anti-racist network Anti-Racist Action formed, a network which, through many ups and downs, continues to maintain a presence in North America.

Meleah Maynard, ‘The Lost Boys: Hanging with the Baldies: An essay on anti-racism, brotherhood and righteous violence’, City Pages, Vol.12, No.478 (January 31, 1990), via RASH NorthEast, and with thanks “to Kieran of the Baldies”, Dan (RASH-NYC) and Edith:

When Max was in high school, he went to a tattoo parlor and had the word SKIN imprinted inside his lower lip. “Oh, yeah, it hurt like hell at the time,” he grimaces. Without much prompting he sets aside his burger and rolls down his lip to expose the black lettering inside. “I got it because it’s something I believe in,” he says. “Once a skin, always a skin. It’s something that will always be there. It’s a matter of pride.”

After he finishes his burger, Max thinks better of his boast. “Can you change my name in the story?” he asks. “I’m afraid my mom would get mad if she knew.” Okay — Max isn’t his real name.

Max’s friends Joe Hawkins and Gator were 16 when they organized the Baldies, an anti-racist skinhead group, five years ago. A few days later, over dinner at Chi-Chi’s, Joe, Gator, and their friend Chops talk about what the Baldies mean to them. “I think they know I’d give my life for them,” Joe says of his fellow skinheads, who currently number about 100 in the Twin Cities. “I know they’d do the same for me. I care about ’em like they’re my brothers. They’re like a replacement family for me.” He smiles and nods at Gator. Gator nods back.

Joe is an intense 20-year old with short-cropped blond hair, light blue eyes, and a loud, nervous laugh. When he speaks he stares unwaveringly into your eyes, and the effect suggests a presence much larger than his stocky frame. He talks about partying and politics interchangeably; as he fluctuates between soft-spoken steadiness and fiery tirades about social injustice, he seems much too old for his years.

Both Joe and Gator seem most comfortable when they’re talking politics. They talk about changing the racist, classist system they were brought up in; their line is strident — combining traditional Midwestern populist distrust of the System with vaguely democratic-socialist ideas about how to fix it — but even as they’re giving speeches they’re looking to each other for approval: Is this right?

They’re less eager to talk about their families and their upbringing. The other Baldies, they’re family. Joe: “When you see a big group of skinheads all dressed the same, with the same hair, you just feel so relaxed. Goddamn, that’s true love to me, man. Because more than any other group — I don’t care who you are — skinheads will stand together. You can just look at them and know they’re gonna be with you. I’m down with them, they’re down with me. It’s like they’re automatically your brothers. We’ll take care of each other, and it feels so good.

“I don’t think most people can say they have that sense of security.” Joe and Gator’s pal Chops has eight skinhead-theme tattoos on his arms, neck and torso; the letters ACAB tattooed across the knuckles of his left-hand stand for All Coppers Are Bastards. Now he chimes in: “How many people can walk into a city and know one person and then meet people who will put you up and be your brothers? It’s like that in every city I’ve been to where there’s real skinheads who are anti-racist. I’ve been put up and they’ve taken care of me while I worked my way.”

But what about the families they all came from before joining the skins? If you push a little they’ll talk about parents who divorced, and childhoods spent on welfare. But Joe and Gator insist they’re lucky compared to a lot of other kids they know. “My mom is my hero,” Joe says. “She’s a real successful lawyer.” Not by virtue of how much money she makes, he hastens to add. Because she helps people. How? He won’t elaborate; like nearly every other Baldie I talked to, he’s leery of giving enough details to allow his family to be identified. (Many didn’t want to appear in this story at all.) Joe says his own reticence stems from hate group threats his family received in the past when his real name appeared in Star-Tribune articles.

“People have this stereotype that all skinheads come from fucked up families,” he continues. “Most of their families aren’t bad, they’re just poor. Mine was real poor. My father left when I was two, and my mother and I were alone on welfare for five years until she married my stepfather. She was trying to make something of herself and make a better life for both of us. I remember that shit and I’m real proud of her. She beat the system, and now she helps people with legal problems work things out. Whether they’ve got money or not.”

Unlike Joe and Gator, Chops really hasn’t known much family besides the Baldies. At first he won’t say anything at all about it. He won’t disclose his age, or where he’s from, but little by little the story emerges anyway. His parents kicked him out of the house after he started using drugs in elementary school (“I didn’t wanna leave. I still wanna go home, you know”), and he’s spent the last several years bouncing between jails, reform schools, and lots of temporary jobs.

“I was having a lot of problems with drugs back then,” he says of the days after his parents kicked him out. “So I checked myself into treatment, and then I was straight for two and a half years. But I lost that again. But I’ve always held true to my beliefs and been true to my people, even though I always failed myself.”

Chops is doing okay for himself right now. He’s got a roommate to share expenses, and lately he’s had good luck landing factory work through a local temp agency. He hasn’t spoken to his dad in several years, and he’s only talked to his mom four times since he was kicked out. “I really want to see my sister,” he says at one point. Even after I moved out, I still took care of her as best as my situation allowed. She’s 17 now, and she’s working and doing pretty good. She’s got clothes now, and food, and she’s got a way to school, cuz I’m gonna sell her my car.

“She’s gonna finish high school and try to go to college. She knows I’ll beat the hell out of her if she fools around with anybody or drops out of school.”

When they’re not riding bikes, listening to music, or working righteous violence against yuppies or the small contingent of racist skinheads from East St. Paul, the Baldies like to hang in the Uptown neighborhood. Their rough appearance and air of machismo makes them intimidating to a lot of Uptowners. That’s okay with them; as Joe puts it, “We’re an army for a righteous cause, and the best thing an army can do is look intimidating.”

But they hate it when people confuse them with racist skinheads, a smaller group that’s nonetheless gotten far more media attention. “The media has created kind of a mass hysteria over nothing,” Joe fumes. “News 11, for godsakes, those morons. They showed a group of about eight of us and two of us were black, one was Oriental, and another was Native American, and they labeled us Nazi skinheads. I mean, how ignorant can you be?”

The skinhead movement began in Britain in the late 1960s, the product of a cross-cultural merger between English working class mods and West Indian blacks who called themselves rude boys. The rude boys were into ska, a precursor of reggae that fused American R&B with Caribbean rhythms. The mods were into R&B; their look was clean but tough — not so different from the Baldies hanging out uptown right now.

Whether you are a neo-Nazi or anti-racist, the dress code goes something like this: heavy jeans or work pants — sometimes held up by suspenders — button-down shirts (usually Fred Perry), black Doc Marten workboots (“Dr Marten” is the name of an English boot with reinforced toes). Finally, there is their trademark short-cropped hair. Besides being tough to grab in a fight, the short hair also served in the beginning to distinguish skins from hippies.

“It was almost a kind of anti-hippie movement,” Joe explains. “They didn’t like the style or the long hair. The short hair showed they took pride in their appearance. The hippies didn’t. I’m not saying they were wrong or anything; they just didn’t.

“You know they did create some change, but ultimately they had to realize they had to work within the system to effect any real change. Their, ‘Oh, we can have peace and love and go against our country and everybody can let all their hair grow and we’ll all have love-ins,’ that didn’t work. They were basically out there saying America sucks, and America doesn’t suck. The system sucks. I mean, I’m pro-Am to the point where I love my country and it’s gonna be here for a long time. But we’re gonna fight to make it better.”

The ’70s brought division to the traditional skinhead movement in Britain, as the economic woes of the time began to erode the group from within. “It got so there were a lot of working-class kids out of work and extremely frustrated with what was going on. That was when it became easy for them to start blaming their problems on the immigrants, who were mostly minorities,” Joe says.

Skinhead culture made little impression on the American imagination until punk came along in the late 1970s. But punks who shaved their heads weren’t true skins, Gator says. “Punk is different. It’s more anti-establishment and stuff like that. Skinheads have pride in their country,” Gator says.

Joe nods, “Skinheads believe it’s their country, not the rich people’s. That’s why a lot of skinheads wear the flag; they mean the flag is theirs. I’m proud of the American working class, but I don’t hold any allegiance to this government. I don’t believe in all that.”

Joe says the problem is that the leaders in this country don’t know or care what the people need. “I was watching Dan Quayle and George Bush on television during the elections and they kept saying that they knew what ‘America needed.’ How do they know that? They’ve never fucking been there, man. They don’t know what it’s like to be poor. They don’t have any idea, and they don’t care. You know the government hates us. They don’t wanna see us unified because that means the working class will have power and could challenge the system, right?”

“Yeah,” echoes Chops. “That would mean the 5 percent who own 50 percent of the world would be challenged by the working class rising up to meet them. They don’t wanna see that, they don’t wanna see that at all. That’s why the boys in blue are always on us, because they’re the foot soldiers for the rich. They’re just the lackeys. Their job is the subjugation of the working class, to keep the poor down.”

It’s not just the cops, Joe repeats, it’s the system: “I’ve been straight for five years. The reason [I had problems] is because drugs and alcohol are not controlled in this country well enough. Why? Because it serves the government’s purpose of control. What better for the government than for Joe Blow to go out every night and take care of his frustrations with a few beers? That will work on his sense of reality, wear him down. Perfect. If you can keep people out of a sense of reality all the time, you won’t have to worry about them.”

The most conspicuous rap against the Baldies is their penchant for violence. They beat up a lot of people. But not randomly, they insist; it’s part of the program. “There’s a place and time for violence and it has to be righteous,” Joe says, looking down at the table. “I mean, I’m not just gonna go fight somebody. We’ve made mistakes, but — well, we’ve made a lot of mistakes. We’re only human. But I don’t want normal people to be afraid of me. They’ve got nothing to fear from me. Except for Nazis, I give everybody respect that gives me respect. You be good to me, I’ll be good to you. I want to get along with people. You know?”

Joe stops and Gator takes over, emphasizing that violence is righteous when you’re fighting for a cause: “Fighting racism is righteous. We don’t condone violence unless it’s righteous.”

So it’s righteous to beat up Nazis because they’re racist. Joe and Gator also agree that it’s all right to bash drug dealers because they “undermine the working class mission by taking them down with drugs.” As for other kinds of violence, Gator says earnestly, “We really are trying to stop the unrighteous fighting. We don’t wanna fight anybody but the Nazis, really.”

And the yuppies, sort of. They both know this is tougher to defend, but the Baldie crusade for betterment of the working class gets tiresome; real results are hard to come by. There are times when just punching a cocky yuppie in the face warms a Baldie’s heart. “Hey, I’m not gonna lie to you,” Joe agrees. “We’re kids. We make mistakes sometimes, you know. But that’s just part of growing up. You have your big drunk jocks who come out of Figlio’s and have heard how tough skinheads are, and they think they’ve got something to prove by fighting us. Same with yuppies downtown. I’m not gonna back down to a yuppie.”

When yuppies heckle Joe, “I’ll let them strike the first blow, but they’re gonna be on the ground real quick. I think they’re scum. I guess I can’t say that about all of them, but their attitudes are generally bad. All they care about is being rich and acquiring as much as they can and showing it off. They don’t care about sexism or racism or anything but themselves and I just don’t have time for that. They’re like bugs clogging up a fan.”

Not everybody understands the Baldies mission the way they do. “This guy asked me once if I would beat a guy up for $100,” Joe says. “He said, ‘Hey, what would you do to somebody for $100? Break his arm, maybe?’ That’s just like somebody saying ‘Hi, I think you’re really ignorant. Would you be a thug for me?’ That’s just not what we’re about. That’s not what I wanna be. I have respect for violence. People fear violence in this city, but the reality is you can either cower from it or live with it. Cuz it’s not gonna go away. We skinheads are just a reflection of inner-city life. We were created from the inner-city underclass, and the violence you lay on us was already there. But there’s respect and dignity, too. We have to get along because we’re all in this together. The whole saying is ‘United and Strong’. It means everybody. Not just blacks and whites, but everybody — if we ever want to have a decent society.”

Righteous or not, the Baldies are just another gang in the eyes of the cops. “My basic feeling about the skinheads is that they’re all equally violent,” says Gang Unit officer Mike Schoeben. “It seems that even the non-racist ones have a philosophy of life that says if you are somehow above the working class or part of the establishment, then they don’t like you. That is their form of prejudice.

“We’ve classified them as a white gang but it’s still hard to get a handle on who they are really. They do fit our criteria, though: dressing alike, same philosophy, and fighting among themselves, you know.”

Bring up the word “gang” around Joe and his voice gets shrill: “We are not a gang. We don’t do drugs and we don’t sell drugs. We don’t carry weapons and we don’t commit crimes. If you deal and you’re a Baldie, you’re out. We just won’t tolerate it. I mean the only crimes we condone are righteous acts of violence. Those are necessary things. Our relationship with the police is an example of something that could use a hell of a lot of improvement,” he says. Gator and Joe both claim to know Baldies who’ve been picked up by cops Uptown and driven down to the banks of the Mississippi, where they were called names like “nigger lover” and “communist” and thrown out of the squad car. Says Joe: “I know this guy who had his legs kicked out from under him by one cop while his partner kicked him in the chest and said not to come around Uptown for a long time unless he wanted more of the same.”

They say a few cops, mostly minorities, give them a break out of sympathy with that they stand for. “Some of the minority cops give us a lot more room, because they know what we’re about. Like if there’s a fight between us and the Nazis, they’ll say, “Okay, are there any Baldies here?” and we’ll say ‘yeah,’ and they’ll let us go and arrest the Nazis. But that doesn’t happen very often.”

Ironically, a lot of the people the Baldies are currently looking to bash were once part of their fold. In the beginning, the Baldies were just a bunch of adolescent guys looking to belong to something; almost everyone was welcome. “There weren’t any Nazis around here in the beginning,” says Joe, “but about six or seven months later a lot of kids started shaving their heads and hanging out with us. But they were dorks, man. They didn’t know what it was all about, so we kicked ’em out. That’s how the White Knights (the first local group of neo-Nazi skins) basically started.

“We tried to talk to them and educate them for a while, but they were going around in groups attacking minorities. I mean, like seven guys with baseball bats attacking one lone Indian or black man. We just got sick of it, and we told them that every time we saw them we were gonna bash them and we did. They were totally disbanded within two weeks.” But the White Knights soon regrouped, dressing the same way as their anti-racist counterparts but espousing white pride and racial violence. Joe estimates there are 20 or 30 [boneheads] in the Twin Cities now, but only 10 or so who are very active.

Though the Minneapolis / St. Paul metro has nowhere near the hate crime statistics of cities like Los Angeles or Chicago, it’s had its share of [bonehead] attacks. Last year a group of youths identified as [boneheads] beat a 14-year-old South Minneapolis boy with a wooden stick wrapped in barbed wire. According to police reports, the boy and several friends were playing basketball in a backyard on Emerson and 32nd when one of them exchanged words with one of the suspects. The man returned minutes later with five or six others, shouting racial slurs.

Just a few months earlier, a 24-year old man was chased by at least four Nazi skinheads after they saw him walking to Williams Nightclub in Uptown. Sidney Payton told the Star-Tribune that he was walking to the club about 11:00 on a Saturday night when the group began chasing him carrying a hammer and a board and shouting, “Hey, look at that nigger over there! Get the nigger!”

Neo-nazi skinheads are the fastest growing hate group in America, says Morton Ryweck, executive director of the Jewish Community Relations Council Anti-Defamation League of Minnesota and the Dakotas. In November 1987, the League estimated the neo-Nazi skins population at “several hundred.” Those numbers have since grown to over 3,000 members in 30 states.

Many Nazi skinheads have been recruited by such well-known hate groups as the Ku Klux Klan and White Aryan Resistance (WAR), whose membership has thinned over the last decade. One of the principal figures behind the revitalization of hate groups is a 50-year old TV repairman from Fallbrook, California, named Tom Metzger. As former Grand Dragon of California’s Ku Klux Klan and leader of [WAR], Metzger is one of the most visible hatemongers in the nation.

He is also one of the most powerful, for in perfecting and preaching his own brand of bigotry, Metzger has also mastered the art of recruiting. He chooses his boot-boys carefully; most of them share a generalized rage at the world and a need to belong. Couching his message in the rhetoric of white power pride, Metzger is able to lure not only bona fide racists, but many of the same youths who might as easily have joined a group like the Baldies. But instead of railing at oppressive government, Metzger preaches about a world where the future of the white ruling class is threatened by racial integration. He and his son John tell their followers that violence and bigotry actually amount to self-defense against the Jews and people of color trying to wrest away control of the nation.

Many of these kids, Gator says, don’t even understand the racism in what they’re doing. “A lot of these guys,” he says, “all they do is get up in the morning and look in the mirror and say, ‘Yeah, white pride!’ and go out there. It’s amazing how many of these Nazi kids have been kicked out of their home, things like that. The white power movement acts like it’s giving these little kids what they need. The leaders tell them they love them and care about them, and these kids just get sucked in.”

In citing their growing numbers, Ryweck is also quick to point out that neo-Nazi skinheads are not a major force in Minnesota. He adds that the media has created the alarmist atmosphere over the racist skinhead threat, because they fail to distinguish between the two groups of skins.

Sitting at a table in Chi-Chi’s downtown, Chops pulls on my sleeve. He looks overcome with self-consciousness. “Hey,” he says, “Am I dressed okay to be in here?” He’s wearing jeans, a black t-shirt, and a black flight jacket.

Joe tries to reassure him by making a joke of it: “Shit, man, there’s crumbs on my chair.” He makes a dismissive gesture. Chops doesn’t seem reassured. “Man, I’m sitting two feet from a fuckin’ fountain”.

After Chops is finally assured that they’ll serve him in spite of his clothes, I ask all three of them what they see themselves doing in a few years. What about girlfriends, families of their own?

“I’ve had some serious relationships,” Joe volunteers. “I had one for about a year and a half, and it’s really hard. Quite honestly, it didn’t work out because I’m a skinhead. It’s a really big part of my life, and she didn’t get it.”

Gator giggles. “It’s the same for me,” he says. “If I want to go out with a girl, it’s to have fun, and if I have a hard time it’s like… later. I just wanna have fun. This is kinda like a job, being a Baldie. And it’s hard, cuz we don’t have leaders, so we have to do everything ourselves.”

Chops isn’t quite so serious. He’s got his girl’s name tattooed on his chest, and he likes to go dancing. “It’s just good music and fun to me a lot of the time,” he says of the Baldie life. “I like listening to International Jet Set a lot (they mean the English Beat- ed.). They’re a ska band — a really good two-tone sound. You can talk about skinheads being crusaders and everything, but when they get together the first thing they do is talk about music, what concerts they’ve seen and stuff. And they trade things with each other, like records. The thing I’d tell people about skinheads is that if they see them, they shouldn’t be afraid. They should just walk up and tell ’em where the good parties are.”

Joe knows the Baldie life can’t stay the same forever. “I realize there’s gonna be a time when I get older and I’m gonna have people that I care about, and who care about me, and the risk just won’t be worth it. Right now I’m going to school and I’m real interested in social work. I’m getting a humanities background. I still want to do something that involves fighting racism when I get older. And even if I’m not working in a factory or something like that, I still want to be doing something that contributes to the working class, because that’s where my roots are. That’s where I came from.”

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